Author Topic: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass? (Read 5127 times)

Christopher · « **on:** December 22, 2006, 06:16:25 PM »

Which is your preference?

Are you an ass man, or is it all about the tits?

Cheebs · « **Reply #1 on:** December 22, 2006, 06:18:01 PM »

I await PD's lengthy reply.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #2 on:** December 22, 2006, 06:18:45 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on December 22, 2006, 06:18:01 PM

I await PD's lengthy reply.

You know he's on the down low.

Thee Reverend Gary Davis · « **Reply #3 on:** December 22, 2006, 06:20:12 PM »

both at once!

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #4 on:** December 22, 2006, 06:23:05 PM »

tuh-tuh-tuh-titties.

Mupepe · « **Reply #5 on:** December 22, 2006, 06:25:09 PM »

Which one gets me hornier? as much as it may surprise some of you.. ass.

I prefer ass because a nice ass is so much rarer than a nice rack. I love tits, don't get me wrong. But a nice ass is like a sweet sweet surprise. I've met some chubster girls that have really nice racks. But it takes a good body for a nice ass. A nice ass is to be appreciated.

Garnet · « **Reply #6 on:** December 22, 2006, 06:31:05 PM »

If a bloke shags a girl doggy stle, great view of her ass, and doesnt really need to see her nasty tits, girl on top = nice tits, dont need to see the saggy arse!

Mupepe · « **Reply #7 on:** December 22, 2006, 06:33:16 PM »

Quote from: Garnet on December 22, 2006, 06:31:05 PM

If a bloke shags a girl doggy stle, great view of her ass, and doesnt really need to see her nasty tits, girl on top = nice tits, dont need to see the saggy arse!

Also a very good point, babe.

GilloD · « **Reply #8 on:** December 22, 2006, 07:13:50 PM »

Dude. SHIT comes out of asses.

Tits, no question. They're soft, they're cuddly and they've got nipples you can lick and suck to drive her crazy. Ass? Man. That's where poop comes from. That's an EXIT ONLY.

Christopher · « **Reply #9 on:** December 22, 2006, 07:16:10 PM »

some women have open access there GilloD.

Mupepe · « **Reply #10 on:** December 22, 2006, 07:20:18 PM »

Quote from: GilloD on December 22, 2006, 07:13:50 PM

Dude. SHIT comes out of asses.

Tits, no question. They're soft, they're cuddly and they've got nipples you can lick and suck to drive her crazy. Ass? Man. That's where poop comes from. That's an EXIT ONLY.

Soooo narrow minded lolz

Christopher · « **Reply #11 on:** December 22, 2006, 07:22:44 PM »

Quote

some women have open access there GilloD.

Ask distantmantara for details on that haha.

Soul Pole Deluxx · « **Reply #12 on:** December 22, 2006, 07:47:28 PM »

I used to be an ass man when i was younger, and a bit more ghetto.
Now i'm obsessed with breasts.

This girl at my gym, had a pair of 'DD' breasts, but the face of a Down Syndrome stricken Cabbage Patch Kid; yet i was totally drawn to her.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #13 on:** December 22, 2006, 07:52:13 PM »

ASS man all the way.

Takuan · « **Reply #14 on:** December 22, 2006, 08:01:49 PM »

mikesphat · « **Reply #15 on:** December 22, 2006, 08:08:06 PM »

bewbars...

Vizzys · « **Reply #16 on:** December 22, 2006, 08:11:42 PM »

I agree with everything GilloD said.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #17 on:** December 22, 2006, 08:24:43 PM »

Quote from: Soul Pole Deluxx on December 22, 2006, 07:47:28 PM

This girl at my gym, had a pair of 'DD' breasts, but the face of a Down Syndrome stricken Cabbage Patch Kid; yet i was totally drawn to her.

Dude, I had a total crush on this semi-distinguished mentally-challenged chick with HUGE FUCKING TITTIES back in middle school. I mean they were fucking gigantic, and she was all of like, what, 13? But dumb.

Mupepe · « **Reply #18 on:** December 22, 2006, 08:30:42 PM »

So I take it that Viz and GilloD wouldn't eat a chick's cornhole?

GilloD · « **Reply #19 on:** December 22, 2006, 08:38:47 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on December 22, 2006, 08:30:42 PM

So I take it that Viz and GilloD wouldn't eat a chick's cornhole?

Let's have a thought experiment:

There are two cups. One is filled with delicious chocolate pudding. The other is filled with SHIT AND ASS SWEAT. Which one are you going to eat?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #20 on:** December 22, 2006, 08:43:12 PM »

Chocolate... pudding...?

Do I win?

etiolate · « **Reply #21 on:** December 22, 2006, 08:43:47 PM »

I think I prefer ass, but really, if you have a a great ass or great tits then I don't really notice the other half. On on average girl though, I'll check out her butt, because I like 'em and because she can't catch you looking at her from behind.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #22 on:** December 22, 2006, 08:49:33 PM »

A real competition has pics. And includes legs. I'd have to pick ass.

Quote from: GilloD on December 22, 2006, 07:13:50 PM

Dude. SHIT comes out of asses.

Tits, no question. They're soft, they're cuddly and they've got nipples you can lick and suck to drive her crazy. Ass? Man. That's where poop comes from. That's an EXIT ONLY.

Tits are fun for a little while, but you can have WAYYYYY more fun with an ass.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #23 on:** December 22, 2006, 08:50:45 PM »

Anal > Tit-Jobs

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I wouldn't know.

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Mupepe · « **Reply #24 on:** December 22, 2006, 08:51:38 PM »

Quote from: GilloD on December 22, 2006, 08:38:47 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on December 22, 2006, 08:30:42 PM
So I take it that Viz and GilloD wouldn't eat a chick's cornhole?

Let's have a thought experiment:

There are two cups. One is filled with delicious chocolate pudding. The other is filled with SHIT AND ASS SWEAT. Which one are you going to eat?

But buddy, you're not letting her brick in your mouth. It'll be clean.

whiteACID · « **Reply #25 on:** December 22, 2006, 09:14:27 PM »

GilloD · « **Reply #26 on:** December 22, 2006, 09:25:34 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on December 22, 2006, 08:51:38 PM

Quote from: GilloD on December 22, 2006, 08:38:47 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on December 22, 2006, 08:30:42 PM
So I take it that Viz and GilloD wouldn't eat a chick's cornhole?

Let's have a thought experiment:

There are two cups. One is filled with delicious chocolate pudding. The other is filled with SHIT AND ASS SWEAT. Which one are you going to eat?
But buddy, you're not letting her brick in your mouth. It'll be clean.

THOUGHT EXPERIMENT 2:

There are two dark boxes. In one is a soft, clean pillow. In the other, a hopefully clean, but sweaty and poopy-smelling old thighmaster. Which would you PUT YOUR TONGUE ON?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #27 on:** December 22, 2006, 09:29:34 PM »

Titties...but what do I know?

Mupepe · « **Reply #28 on:** December 22, 2006, 09:37:01 PM »

Quote from: GilloD on December 22, 2006, 09:25:34 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on December 22, 2006, 08:51:38 PM
Quote from: GilloD on December 22, 2006, 08:38:47 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on December 22, 2006, 08:30:42 PM
So I take it that Viz and GilloD wouldn't eat a chick's cornhole?

Let's have a thought experiment:

There are two cups. One is filled with delicious chocolate pudding. The other is filled with SHIT AND ASS SWEAT. Which one are you going to eat?
But buddy, you're not letting her brick in your mouth. It'll be clean.

THOUGHT EXPERIMENT 2:

There are two dark boxes. In one is a soft, clean pillow. In the other, a hopefully clean, but sweaty and poopy-smelling old thighmaster. Which would you PUT YOUR TONGUE ON?

Apples and Oranges!

Quote from: whiteACID on December 22, 2006, 09:14:27 PM

Ass!

YEAH, BABY!

GilloD · « **Reply #29 on:** December 22, 2006, 09:40:18 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on December 22, 2006, 09:37:01 PM

Quote from: GilloD on December 22, 2006, 09:25:34 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on December 22, 2006, 08:51:38 PM
Quote from: GilloD on December 22, 2006, 08:38:47 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on December 22, 2006, 08:30:42 PM
So I take it that Viz and GilloD wouldn't eat a chick's cornhole?

Let's have a thought experiment:

There are two cups. One is filled with delicious chocolate pudding. The other is filled with SHIT AND ASS SWEAT. Which one are you going to eat?
But buddy, you're not letting her brick in your mouth. It'll be clean.

THOUGHT EXPERIMENT 2:

There are two dark boxes. In one is a soft, clean pillow. In the other, a hopefully clean, but sweaty and poopy-smelling old thighmaster. Which would you PUT YOUR TONGUE ON?
Apples and Oranges!

Quote from: whiteACID on December 22, 2006, 09:14:27 PM
Ass!
YEAH, BABY!

APPLES AND ASS ORANGES

Boogie · « **Reply #30 on:** December 22, 2006, 10:57:42 PM »

why must we choose?

Mupepe · « **Reply #31 on:** December 22, 2006, 11:03:49 PM »

Quote from: Boogie on December 22, 2006, 10:57:42 PM

why must we choose?

Cuz I said so!

Beezy · « **Reply #32 on:** December 23, 2006, 03:05:05 AM »

ASS!

Diablos · « **Reply #33 on:** December 23, 2006, 08:54:49 AM »

Tits.

Solo · « **Reply #34 on:** December 23, 2006, 09:37:00 AM »

Ass.

When I was a younger, pubescent teen, I was a tit man. But the older I get, the more I appreciate a nice tight little bottom.

But obviously both is even better.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #35 on:** December 23, 2006, 11:45:32 AM »

Why does that guy think an ass is sweaty and reeks of shit at all times? You know you can wash an ass, right?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #36 on:** December 23, 2006, 11:46:41 AM »

Used to be into Tits, all the way. There was a point where a big ass became much more appealing...guess its in the male nature or something? Though, both being considerably large is better than one or the other

Quote from: AdmiralViscen on December 23, 2006, 11:45:32 AM

Why does that guy think an ass is sweaty and reeks of shit at all times? You know you can wash an ass, right?

GilloD? The word rimjob must get him queezy

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #37 on:** December 23, 2006, 06:56:18 PM »

BOTH MOTHAFUCKA

SKEET SKEET

Wobedraggled · « **Reply #38 on:** December 23, 2006, 09:31:28 PM »

Nice firm b to c cups, I hate big sloppy tits

and a nice apple bottom suits me just fine, it's more the shape than the size, again too big is no good.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #39 on:** December 23, 2006, 09:32:55 PM »

For an overweight married man, don't be so picky.

Wobedraggled · « **Reply #40 on:** December 23, 2006, 09:37:03 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on December 23, 2006, 09:32:55 PM

For an overweight married man, don't be so picky.

You have no idea of which you speak.

Dont get all pissy cause I said your penor was broken.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #41 on:** December 23, 2006, 09:38:20 PM »

What? You're neither overwieght nor married?

Then, what... you've been lying to us this whole time!

Wobedraggled · « **Reply #42 on:** December 23, 2006, 10:19:25 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on December 23, 2006, 09:38:20 PM

What? You're neither overwieght nor married?

Then, what... you've been lying to us this whole time!

Yeah I'm married, but I can look around and the wife doesn't get all pissed about it. And I've been losing eight right along due to working a better job/eating better and being sick.

So fuck you.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #43 on:** December 23, 2006, 10:21:16 PM »

What the fuck does that disprove?

Wobedraggled · « **Reply #44 on:** December 23, 2006, 10:23:12 PM »

I really wish the assholes would just stay over at OA

$:-\$

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #45 on:** December 23, 2006, 10:23:45 PM »

Quote from: Wobedraggled on December 23, 2006, 10:23:12 PM

I really wish the assholes would just stay over at OA

$:-\$

I was here before you were, so kindly STFU.

Wobedraggled · « **Reply #46 on:** December 23, 2006, 10:25:27 PM »

by a whole 4 minutes....

lol

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #47 on:** December 23, 2006, 10:26:40 PM »

By "here", I mean I was actually posting here before OA was about to shutdown and jumped ship over here.

You know, like you.

Wobedraggled · « **Reply #48 on:** December 23, 2006, 10:32:14 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on December 23, 2006, 10:26:40 PM

By "here", I mean I was actually posting here before OA was about to shutdown and jumped ship over here.

You know, like you.

Drop it. get back to T and A not OA

yay for your epenis, only one that probably works

Vizzys · « **Reply #49 on:** December 23, 2006, 10:35:56 PM »

Shut up! Merry fucking christmas assholes.

Wobedraggled · « **Reply #50 on:** December 23, 2006, 10:37:39 PM »

Quote from: Viz on December 23, 2006, 10:35:56 PM

Shut up! Merry fucking christmas assholes.

Same to you man

happy holidays

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #51 on:** December 23, 2006, 10:37:49 PM »

Who's the one who brought up OA, again...

Wobedraggled · « **Reply #52 on:** December 23, 2006, 10:39:41 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on December 23, 2006, 10:37:49 PM

Who's the one who brought up OA, again...

Who's the fuckface who cant let things go and get back ON TOPIC

Himu · « **Reply #53 on:** December 23, 2006, 11:27:26 PM »

Ass.

Beezy · « **Reply #54 on:** December 24, 2006, 03:50:31 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on December 23, 2006, 11:27:26 PM

Ass.

Yeaaaah boy!

Prost · « **Reply #55 on:** December 24, 2006, 01:08:47 PM »

Ass, no questions asked. But nothing tops both being perfect.

A nice ass, nice tits, and a great all-around body

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #56 on:** December 24, 2006, 01:19:52 PM »

Quote from: Wobedraggled on December 23, 2006, 10:37:39 PM

Quote from: Viz on December 23, 2006, 10:35:56 PM
Shut up! Merry fucking christmas assholes.

Same to you man

happy holidays
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more

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #57 on:** December 24, 2006, 01:51:23 PM »

The thing that bothers me about black girls with big butts, is that their thighs are usually fairly large as well. I can't get into the whole thunder thighs sight. It bothers me.

That being said, I love titties. Titties, titties, titties.

Ask nikki what my favorite part of her is though, and she'll probably tell you her butt. I <3 that girl's butt. It's ridiculous.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #58 on:** December 24, 2006, 02:02:19 PM »

Quote from: Ecrofirt on December 24, 2006, 01:51:23 PM

The thing that bothers me about black girls with big butts, is that their things are usually fairly large as well. I can't get into the whole thunder thighs sight. It bothers me.

That being said, I love titties. Titties, titties, titties.

Ask nikki what my favorite part of her is though, and she'll probably tell you her butt. I <3 that girl's butt. It's ridiculous.

pics plz

Beezy · « **Reply #59 on:** December 24, 2006, 03:49:35 PM »

Quote from: Ecrofirt on December 24, 2006, 01:51:23 PM

The thing that bothers me about black girls with big butts, is that their things are usually fairly large as well.

Their things? What things?

Quote from: Ecrofirt on December 24, 2006, 01:51:23 PM

Ask nikki what my favorite part of her is though, and she'll probably tell you her butt. I <3 that girl's butt. It's ridiculous.

You can't say something like that without proof!

News:

Author Topic: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass? (Read 5127 times)

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