Author Topic: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000 (Read 4542 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **on:** July 28, 2010, 10:12:22 PM »

six year old daughter is lying on her bed, absorbed in reading...

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hellsing volume 3

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goddammit.

Eric P · « **Reply #1 on:** July 28, 2010, 10:14:58 PM »

Let's face it. It could be far far far worse

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #2 on:** July 28, 2010, 10:17:08 PM »

for good ol' sidehuggin' uptight me, that's about as bad as it gets, although aqua knight has some nekkid titties in it

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3 on:** July 28, 2010, 10:17:14 PM »

Won't be long before she's heading out to Sakura-Con dressed as Seras Victoria.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #4 on:** July 28, 2010, 10:18:30 PM »

This could get her into sexy hairdo vampire movies methinks.

....

What's a hellsing vol 3? Manga? YOUR manga?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #5 on:** July 28, 2010, 10:20:43 PM »

it is a manga

that i own

i have a couple series

it was on the bookcase behind the bed, and apparently she decided to sample it. the series is now out in the garage, next to battle angel:last order and several volumes of preacher

Bebpo · « **Reply #6 on:** July 28, 2010, 10:24:13 PM »

At first I was like "wtf are you letting your kid read Hellsing for!?!"

Then I saw it was unintentional and

It's probably not a big deal. Your daughter will just think all Nazis are actually vampire zombies and since they're no longer around I doubt that way of thinking will offend anyone.

Ichirou · « **Reply #7 on:** July 28, 2010, 10:25:24 PM »

You should have given her Sailor Moon or Magic Knight Rayearth instead.

...

You know you have those too.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #8 on:** July 28, 2010, 10:32:10 PM »

Hmmm, the closest thing I got is that I'm introducing my lil sis to Studio Ghibli films. She really likes Princess Mononoke in spite of all the blood and guts and demon worm infestations.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #9 on:** July 28, 2010, 10:35:28 PM »

i let her read yotsuba&!

cool breeze · « **Reply #10 on:** July 28, 2010, 10:36:32 PM »

at least it isn't the anime or else you'd be hearing this all the time

[youtube=560,345]LDnu0giUS00[/youtube]

Diunx · « **Reply #11 on:** July 28, 2010, 10:37:44 PM »

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #12 on:** July 28, 2010, 10:41:22 PM »

the pages are stuck together, she'll never be able to put her filthy gaijin eyes on my precious moe

Purple Filth · « **Reply #13 on:** July 28, 2010, 10:42:33 PM »

WAT?

Ichirou · « **Reply #14 on:** July 28, 2010, 10:43:29 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on July 28, 2010, 10:37:54 PM

Wait till she finds your Atelier Iris collection

Wait till she's old enough to maneuver around on the PC and finds Prole's Borecasts and listens to him pontificate on lolis.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #15 on:** July 28, 2010, 11:06:18 PM »

Van Cruncheon, vampire hunter.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #16 on:** July 28, 2010, 11:09:02 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on July 28, 2010, 11:06:18 PM

Van Cruncheon, vampire hunter.

drew · « **Reply #17 on:** July 28, 2010, 11:23:14 PM »

thats what you get for leaving faggot fucking wap books out for your spawn to wrap their pure white claws around

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #18 on:** July 28, 2010, 11:27:00 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on July 28, 2010, 10:35:28 PM

i let her read yotsuba&!

Are you saving Absolute Boyfriend until she's a little older?

Tauntaun · « **Reply #19 on:** July 28, 2010, 11:54:51 PM »

Get her on:

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #20 on:** July 29, 2010, 12:00:06 AM »

agreed.

Himu · « **Reply #21 on:** July 29, 2010, 12:00:34 AM »

Oh man. A little girl reading a comic book so gory?

archie4208 · « **Reply #22 on:** July 29, 2010, 12:01:58 AM »

First Hellsing, then Twilight. $:-\$

Beezy · « **Reply #23 on:** July 29, 2010, 12:02:29 AM »

drew · « **Reply #24 on:** July 29, 2010, 12:07:10 AM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on July 28, 2010, 11:54:51 PM

Get her on:

(Image removed from quote.)

methamphetamines?

pilonv1 · « **Reply #25 on:** July 29, 2010, 01:21:34 AM »

better hellsing than this

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #26 on:** July 29, 2010, 01:23:24 AM »

Prole keeps his yaoi stash better hidden than that.

Disposable White Guy · « **Reply #27 on:** July 29, 2010, 01:55:26 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on July 28, 2010, 10:20:43 PM

it was on the bookcase behind the bed, and apparently she decided to sample it. the series is now out in the garage, next to battle angel:last order and several volumes of preacher

wtf, why are you letting her waste her time on some Moon Language bullshit when she could be immersed in Garth Ennis perfection!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #28 on:** July 29, 2010, 01:55:35 AM »

yes, do it

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #29 on:** July 29, 2010, 01:58:41 AM »

While you're at it, change mine to "Creepy Old Guy" minus the quotation marks.

Reb · « **Reply #30 on:** July 29, 2010, 03:31:30 AM »

*waits for Thruimph's name to be changed to "Creepy Old Guy" minus the quotation marks

Mandark · « **Reply #31 on:** July 29, 2010, 03:57:14 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on July 28, 2010, 11:06:18 PM

Van Cruncheon, vampire hunter.

Strongly approve!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #32 on:** July 29, 2010, 09:39:19 AM »

It's a short trip down the slippery slope from anime fangirl to full on furry, Van Cruncheon. Might as well do the only decent thing you can for the girl and just sell her into slavery immediately.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #33 on:** July 29, 2010, 10:10:36 AM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on July 29, 2010, 06:00:12 AM

Prole man you should have found better spots to hide those, you don't want your spawn to become an anime fangirl.

Too late now, she's already been "exposed". Best case scenario: Prole guides her towards the good stuff, like Akira and Mobile Suit Gundam.

It's like Dexter. But with anime.

TripleA · « **Reply #34 on:** July 29, 2010, 10:39:17 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on July 28, 2010, 10:20:43 PM

it is a manga

You have no-one to blame but yourself.

MCD · « **Reply #35 on:** July 29, 2010, 10:56:45 AM »

[youtube=560,345]RBY10xq_03A[/youtube]

she can still be saved, by these delicious collarbones.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #36 on:** July 29, 2010, 11:31:59 AM »

So here's the real question, does your wife know and how did she react?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #37 on:** July 29, 2010, 01:18:14 PM »

she did, and she said PUT THOSE IN THE GARAGE WITH EVERYTHING ELSE A PRECOCIOUS CHILD SHOULDN'T READ

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there's a copy of 120 days of sodom in the family room bookcase

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Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #38 on:** July 29, 2010, 01:40:43 PM »

oh, i also have crash down there, too

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #39 on:** July 29, 2010, 01:51:10 PM »

more than pictures of demon nazis eviscerating people rendered in loving detail?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #40 on:** July 29, 2010, 01:51:49 PM »

on the other hand, "daddy, what does 'empucelate' mean?" is not a question i am ready to handle

Tauntaun · « **Reply #41 on:** July 29, 2010, 01:53:09 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on July 29, 2010, 01:51:49 PM

on the other hand, "daddy, what does "empucelate" mean?" is not a question i am ready to handle

"Distractor, I choose you!"

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #42 on:** July 29, 2010, 01:55:53 PM »

well, i used to read illustrated books on medieval torture as a kid. the old lady who babysat me and my brother had the biggest collection of fucked up books on medieval history i ever seen, and she had no idea i could read pretty fuckin' well at age 6. it wasn't a problem until i tried to build a pope's pear out of legos and use it on the cat

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #43 on:** July 29, 2010, 02:01:32 PM »

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #44 on:** July 29, 2010, 02:52:44 PM »

Ahem...

Why has the name change to Van Cruncheon yet to happeh? Inquiring minds want to know.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #45 on:** July 29, 2010, 04:02:20 PM »

yeah, RENAME PLZ

demi · « **Reply #46 on:** July 29, 2010, 04:09:08 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on July 29, 2010, 02:52:44 PM

Ahem...

Why has the name change to Van Cruncheon yet to happeh? Inquiring minds want to know.

Cause I don't listen to bottoms.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #47 on:** July 29, 2010, 04:10:11 PM »

demi

Diunx · « **Reply #48 on:** July 29, 2010, 04:51:53 PM »

Who is this prole that the thread tittle refers to?

Diunx · « **Reply #49 on:** July 29, 2010, 04:54:56 PM »

Sounds like a weebo nintendo fan to me.

Purple Filth · « **Reply #50 on:** July 29, 2010, 04:56:36 PM »

At least she didn't reach the part with the baby biting....

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #51 on:** July 29, 2010, 04:56:39 PM »

WHY AM I NOT CREEPY OLD GUY YET? demi fails again, no surprise there.

demi · « **Reply #52 on:** July 29, 2010, 05:03:40 PM »

Poor Triumph :'(

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #53 on:** July 29, 2010, 05:14:57 PM »

What fucking good are you if you don't exist to serve my every tempestual whim, cripple?

Diunx · « **Reply #54 on:** July 29, 2010, 05:22:18 PM »

If Triumph gets a name change then I want my name to be changed to Diunx the great.

Ichirou · « **Reply #55 on:** July 29, 2010, 08:47:33 PM »

Or Diunx el Rei de Roms.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #56 on:** July 30, 2010, 12:55:52 AM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on July 30, 2010, 12:49:52 AM

Why did Prole's name get changed but Willco isn't banned

The view from the hill is that, at the end of the day, it is what it is.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #57 on:** July 30, 2010, 01:59:42 AM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on July 30, 2010, 01:00:09 AM

If there is one thing all the icons agree on, it's that Willco needs a banning.

Also, cock pics. Also too, our evil plan to keep Ichi down is totally working.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #58 on:** July 30, 2010, 02:34:07 AM »

Powerslave · « **Reply #59 on:** July 30, 2010, 09:09:02 AM »

anyone notice how triumph's request got ignored hehehe

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