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perfect relationship or perfectest hot pocket?

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hot pockt
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TVC15

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If you could have a loving, perfect relationship for the rest of your life. . .
« on: December 22, 2006, 10:33:24 PM »
or the most utterly scrumptuous, satisfying hot pocket with the flakiest, most buttery crust ever, which would you go for?
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: If you could have a loving, perfect relationship for the rest of your life. . .
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2006, 10:35:59 PM »
god tough call
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Cupil

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Re: If you could have a loving, perfect relationship for the rest of your life.
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2006, 10:36:55 PM »
cabbage  :-*
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Beezy

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Re: If you could have a loving, perfect relationship for the rest of your life.
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2006, 10:45:19 PM »
I heard that hotpockets taste bad.
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Re: If you could have a loving, perfect relationship for the rest of your life. . .
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2006, 10:48:23 PM »
Wow, I'm the only one so far that chose relationship
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TVC15

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Re: If you could have a loving, perfect relationship for the rest of your life.
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2006, 10:49:08 PM »
Quote from: Beezy on December 22, 2006, 10:45:19 PM
I heard that hotpockets taste bad.

No, not really.  They just get maligned because they are "poor people's food" and if you are eating them, it is likely you have probably been subsisting off of them for a good period of time.  As a once ina  while thing, there is nothing finer than a delicious (non-breakfast) hot pocket.
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drozmight

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Re: If you could have a loving, perfect relationship for the rest of your life. . .
« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2006, 11:04:34 PM »
Hot pocket.
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Re: If you could have a loving, perfect relationship for the rest of your life.
« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2006, 11:39:30 PM »
I can buy hot pockets...
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whiteACID

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Re: If you could have a loving, perfect relationship for the rest of your life. . .
« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2006, 11:45:46 PM »
now chipotle on the other hand...
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TVC15

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Re: If you could have a loving, perfect relationship for the rest of your life.
« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2006, 11:46:03 PM »
Quote from: malek4980 on December 22, 2006, 11:39:30 PM
I can buy hot pockets...

But hot pockets won't steal away the best years of your life.  Hot pocket abuse gets rid of those crappy years at the end of your life that nobody wants to live through anyway.
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Re: If you could have a loving, perfect relationship for the rest of your life.
« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2006, 11:53:28 PM »
That last decade of your life is the one where you get to say horrible, offensive things in public, and everyone has to stuff it because you're too old to reform, and maybe you're senile, so let's just get grandpa out of here as soon as he's done with his mousse.
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: If you could have a loving, perfect relationship for the rest of your life. . .
« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2006, 12:43:18 AM »
the best part about getting old is you don't notice -- you just get crazy and less tolerant, but no more or less unhappy. And you shit yourself, but you also get to pay kids to clean it up.
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xnikki118x

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Re: If you could have a loving, perfect relationship for the rest of your life. . .
« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2006, 03:35:16 AM »
Quote from: Mandark on December 22, 2006, 11:53:28 PM
That last decade of your life is the one where you get to say horrible, offensive things in public, and everyone has to stuff it because you're too old to reform, and maybe you're senile, so let's just get grandpa out of here as soon as he's done with his mousse.

Haha hilarious.
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Thee Reverend Gary Davis

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Re: If you could have a loving, perfect relationship for the rest of your life.
« Reply #13 on: December 23, 2006, 04:47:51 AM »
the first one is pretty rare. So I'm going for the second to be relistic  :)
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brawndolicious

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Re: If you could have a loving, perfect relationship for the rest of your life.
« Reply #14 on: December 23, 2006, 04:54:56 AM »
hot pockets burn.
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BlueTsunami

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Re: If you could have a loving, perfect relationship for the rest of your life. . .
« Reply #15 on: December 23, 2006, 05:32:28 AM »
Its widely known that Ham and Cheese Hot Pockets are godly
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Itch

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Re: If you could have a loving, perfect relationship for the rest of your life.
« Reply #16 on: December 23, 2006, 06:01:15 AM »

Hot Pockets = rat feces rolled up in dough.

:vomit
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