Author Topic: You ARE the distinguished mentally-challenged fellow. (Read 4582 times)

Quote from: Stoney Mason on August 07, 2010, 05:15:36 PM
What always tickles me is Triple A's obsession with the Kinect even though none of us give a shit about it (or the move or the Wii for that matter).

I saw the potential of Natal before it was revealed to be a sleek turd.

Sue me.

You mean just the like the Wii.

TripleA · « **Reply #19 on:** August 07, 2010, 07:27:25 PM »

Quote from: Stoney Mason on August 07, 2010, 07:18:23 PM

Quote from: TripleA on August 07, 2010, 06:23:21 PM
Quote from: Stoney Mason on August 07, 2010, 05:15:36 PM
What always tickles me is Triple A's obsession with the Kinect even though none of us give a shit about it (or the move or the Wii for that matter).

I saw the potential of Natal before it was revealed to be a sleek turd.

Sue me.

You mean just the like the Wii.

No, I don't mean just the like the Wii.

chronovore · « **Reply #20 on:** August 07, 2010, 07:50:03 PM »

Quote from: Mamacint on August 06, 2010, 07:57:24 PM

I think TripleA mistakenly titled the OP with his Daily Affirmation

maxy · « **Reply #21 on:** August 08, 2010, 03:26:46 PM »

Since there is no dildo...err move topic

Some gaf loser got himself a dildo...err move package thing

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Overall the device is nice, a little heavier than what I would have expected. As I mentioned in another thread I had to stand for every game but it isn't because of the technology, it's more because the games were designed that way. For example, Sports Champions' table tennis allows you to move in all directions to play the ball and is surprisingly effective. I will try and be more detailed about it in the description of the titles.

Controlling the PS3 interface with the Move controller is really frustrating. Hold in the trigger and shake the stick to move in all directions... but it is waaaay too sensitive. I found myself giving up and reaching for the DS3. The web browser also does not create a virtual mouse which I thought would have been a nice touch.

The input lag is noticeable with everything. Not so much that it is make or break, but it is noticeable. It's a little like playing online and mentally compensating for a specific lag while playing.

stards annihilated

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I also am really disappointed there is no consistent interface between games. Sports Champions will actively tell you when your controller is not in view of the PSEye, Tiger just makes wild assumptions. Some games ask you to calibrate by hitting the action button and pointing at the Eye, some the trigger, some the X button. You also must calibrate every controller between every different title.

A lot of the games don't know what to call the main button yet either. It's weird to see it called different things across different titles.

I don't understand the coloring of the sphere either. A little consistency would have gone a long way. Some games player 1 is green, some it's purple. The only true way to tell what controller you are holding is to hit the PS button on the wand as there are no led indicators on the wands themselves.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=403397

Bebpo · « **Reply #22 on:** August 08, 2010, 03:30:55 PM »

nice.

one more step towards the death of forced motion bullshit in real games

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #23 on:** August 08, 2010, 03:31:47 PM »

I know that that's not official packaging or whatever, but that all looks like shit I'd be tossing in the dumpster at the exit gate of a carnival.

archie4208 · « **Reply #24 on:** August 08, 2010, 03:34:11 PM »

Thank god for PC gaming where your average player is too fat to waggle.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #25 on:** August 08, 2010, 04:34:00 PM »

Quote from: archie4208 on August 08, 2010, 03:34:11 PM

Thank god for PC gaming where your average player is too fat to waggle.

but boy do they jiggle

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #26 on:** August 08, 2010, 05:05:25 PM »

From that thread:

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

l......l...aa....aa..aaaaaa..aaaa.aaaa

g

magus · « **Reply #27 on:** August 08, 2010, 05:53:32 PM »

so umm... why move does lag when the wiimote doesn't?

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #28 on:** August 08, 2010, 08:04:20 PM »

looks awesome, will preorder the complete package. $500 is more than worth it for the next generation of interaction

TripleA · « **Reply #29 on:** August 09, 2010, 12:23:38 AM »

Quote from: Bebpo on August 08, 2010, 03:30:55 PM

nice.

one more step towards the death of forced motion bullshit in real games

I agree, they need to look at the Wii for tips on how to make motion controls feel natural.

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #30 on:** August 09, 2010, 11:39:11 AM »

This is going to be the worst Christmas ever

Trent Dole · « **Reply #31 on:** August 09, 2010, 12:54:07 PM »

Quote from: Sho Nuff on August 09, 2010, 11:39:11 AM

This is going to be the worst Christmas ever

Pretty much. The only 4th quarter stuff I care about is Sengoku Basara and that Kirby yarn thing.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #32 on:** August 09, 2010, 01:00:54 PM »

Civ 5 is going to make up for all this garbage.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #33 on:** August 09, 2010, 01:24:31 PM »

You can tell from the branding, name, aesthetics, and the very derivative nature in general of the Move that its not going to cut it this holiday season. The kinect looks kinda buggy too but I'm not confident on calling that either way.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #34 on:** August 09, 2010, 01:42:56 PM »

Quote from: Stoney Mason on August 07, 2010, 05:15:36 PM

What always tickles me is Triple A's obsession with the Kinect even though none of us give a shit about it (or the move or the Wii for that matter).

I care about the Wii and I think the Kinetic has potential.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #35 on:** August 09, 2010, 01:55:57 PM »

The only thing I like about Kinect is the Forza demo at E3. Everything else can suck it.

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #36 on:** August 09, 2010, 11:44:01 PM »

Motion control is garbage. I'm going to spend this December playing through a backlog of games that have been reduced in price to $19.99 and pretending that none of this is actually happening

I've managed to avoid the whole Wii phenomenon so I don't imagine this should be too difficult

TripleA · « **Reply #37 on:** August 10, 2010, 01:04:52 AM »

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on August 09, 2010, 01:55:57 PM

The only thing I like about Kinect is the Forza demo at E3. Everything else can suck it.

Driving while standing up? You like that

TripleA · « **Reply #38 on:** August 10, 2010, 01:07:09 AM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on August 09, 2010, 01:00:54 PM

Civ 5 is going to make up for all this garbage.

I don't know about Civ 5, it still looks like a chore to play.

Himu · « **Reply #39 on:** August 10, 2010, 01:10:19 AM »

this thread makes me wanna pop in some mario galaxy 2

motion controls

pilonv1 · « **Reply #40 on:** August 10, 2010, 02:37:30 AM »

Quote from: TripleA on August 10, 2010, 01:07:09 AM

Quote from: Zero Hero on August 09, 2010, 01:00:54 PM
Civ 5 is going to make up for all this garbage.

I don't know about Civ 5, it still looks like a chore to play.

ltf

naff · « **Reply #41 on:** August 10, 2010, 05:49:23 AM »

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on August 09, 2010, 01:55:57 PM

The only thing I like about Kinect is the Forza demo at E3. Everything else can suck it.

$:-\$

smh

naff · « **Reply #42 on:** August 10, 2010, 05:50:26 AM »

Quote from: TripleA on August 10, 2010, 01:07:09 AM

Quote from: Zero Hero on August 09, 2010, 01:00:54 PM
Civ 5 is going to make up for all this garbage.

I don't know about Civ 5, it still looks like a chore to play.

fail thread

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #43 on:** August 10, 2010, 07:17:35 AM »

TripleA goes out of his way to ensure that he has the shittiest opinion out of anyone in a given thread.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #44 on:** August 10, 2010, 10:49:04 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on August 10, 2010, 01:10:19 AM

this thread makes me wanna pop in some mario galaxy 2

motion controls

Excitebots

Tiger Woods PGA tour

Wii Sports Resort

high fidelity waggle

TripleA · « **Reply #45 on:** August 10, 2010, 03:02:13 PM »

What's wrong with my comment on Civ 5

Himu · « **Reply #46 on:** August 10, 2010, 03:04:28 PM »

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on August 10, 2010, 10:49:04 AM

Quote from: Himuro on August 10, 2010, 01:10:19 AM
this thread makes me wanna pop in some mario galaxy 2

motion controls

Excitebots
Tiger Woods PGA tour
Wii Sports Resort

high fidelity waggle

wii

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #47 on:** August 10, 2010, 10:06:44 PM »

This week's bombcast is pretty damning about kinect. Apparently, the thing needs like 10 feet of empty space (although they said 13) between you and the sensor to properly "see" your body. This pretty much excludes everyone below the uppermiddle class when it comes to living room arrangements.

here's the quick look
http://www.giantbomb.com/quick-look-sonic-free-riders/17-3025/

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #48 on:** August 11, 2010, 06:19:40 PM »

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on August 10, 2010, 10:06:44 PM

This week's bombcast is pretty damning about kinect. Apparently, the thing needs like 10 feet of empty space (although they said 13) between you and the sensor to properly "see" your body. This pretty much excludes everyone below the uppermiddle class when it comes to living room arrangements.

here's the quick look
http://www.giantbomb.com/quick-look-sonic-free-riders/17-3025/

Oh my god

So painful to watch