Author Topic: I'm drunk so I'm gonna ask you for a Cute Girl Action Plan (Read 1262 times)

Flannel Boy · « **on:** August 08, 2010, 12:51:12 AM »

Note: I've been drinking 95% proof grain alcohol (that's how I roll).
Note 2: Cute Girl looks like Claudia Cardinale * Sarah Michelle Gellar * Ashlee Simpson * Boogie (Boogie is a stand-in for a generic Canadian girl).
Note 3: by action, I mean sex.
Note 4: I am re-watching Arrested Development--OMG still funny
Note 5: celexa is great
Note 6: Roy Halladay

Note 7: Digsby won't work on this old AMD Athlon XP computer :'(
Note 8: Cajole :'(

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1 on:** August 08, 2010, 12:57:18 AM »

What's up with note 8?

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #2 on:** August 08, 2010, 01:02:15 AM »

Did you see my post in random talk? I have my own creepy infatuation now!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3 on:** August 08, 2010, 01:02:44 AM »

BATTLE OF THE CREEPY STALKERS!!!!

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #4 on:** August 08, 2010, 01:18:05 AM »

Have you tried using Maslow's hierarchy of needs as a brainstorming aid in thinking about what she might like or appreciate from you?

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #5 on:** August 08, 2010, 01:22:11 AM »

Why don't you just ask her out next time you see her? If she isn't busy of course.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #6 on:** August 08, 2010, 01:23:52 AM »

Also, trying to multiply all those women + man together makes me envision her as a 12-dimensional being.

Diunx · « **Reply #7 on:** August 08, 2010, 01:42:59 AM »

Just take it out next time you see her.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #8 on:** August 08, 2010, 02:19:23 AM »

Combine 1, 3, and 8. Get drunk and have sex with Cajole. Once she sees the combined manliness of you and Cajole in action, she'll have no choice but to jump your bones.

Beezy · « **Reply #9 on:** August 08, 2010, 11:37:43 AM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on August 08, 2010, 12:51:12 AM

Note: I've been drinking 95% proof grain alcohol (that's how I roll).

Everclear? Let me know if you're still drunk when you wake up.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #10 on:** August 08, 2010, 11:49:14 AM »

I am going to go out with my girlfriend to help cheer you on.

BlackMage · « **Reply #11 on:** August 08, 2010, 11:50:08 AM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on August 08, 2010, 08:13:39 AM

Ask her out, talk to her then ask her out. If she says no fuck it and move on.

this is bore man, thats not how we roll

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #12 on:** August 08, 2010, 12:00:41 PM »

Quote

Ask her out, talk to her then ask her out.

In that order?

Bloodwake · « **Reply #13 on:** August 08, 2010, 01:16:08 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on August 08, 2010, 11:50:08 AM

Quote from: Wrath2X on August 08, 2010, 08:13:39 AM
Ask her out, talk to her then ask her out. If she says no fuck it and move on.

(Image removed from quote.) this is bore man, thats not how we roll

No, we have meltdowns so that the rest of the members laugh at us. Didn't you get the memo?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #14 on:** August 08, 2010, 01:17:24 PM »

And then they are put in the Hall of Shame

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #15 on:** August 08, 2010, 04:15:33 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on August 08, 2010, 11:37:43 AM

Everclear? Let me know if you're still drunk when you wake up.

Yeah.
I wasn't drunk when I woke up, but I was incredibly hungover.

* Flannel Boy will never drink again.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #16 on:** August 08, 2010, 04:27:39 PM »

Diunx had the best suggestion. I may try it if I ever drink again.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #17 on:** August 08, 2010, 05:07:20 PM »

sit on your bed and tell yourself that you're just going to do it next time the opportunity presents itself. logic that it's not that big of deal and what's the worst that can happen. then go to sleep and forget about it all in the morning.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #18 on:** August 08, 2010, 05:14:20 PM »

Refresh my memory, is this the one you actually talked to?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #19 on:** August 08, 2010, 05:25:20 PM »

I suggest that the best course of action, for you, is a preemptive acknowledgment of defeat.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #20 on:** August 08, 2010, 11:03:01 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on August 08, 2010, 05:14:20 PM

Refresh my memory, is this the one you actually talked to?

Yes. She would actually talk to me any time she saw me, which, admittedly, wasn't often.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #21 on:** August 09, 2010, 12:25:39 AM »

saved

Powerslave · « **Reply #22 on:** August 09, 2010, 02:57:07 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on August 08, 2010, 05:07:20 PM

sit on your bed and tell yourself that you're just going to do it next time the opportunity presents itself. logic that it's not that big of deal and what's the worst that can happen. then go to sleep and forget about it all in the morning.

Until he sees this thread again.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #23 on:** August 10, 2010, 06:07:44 AM »

Dye your hair aquamarine.

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Author Topic: I'm drunk so I'm gonna ask you for a Cute Girl Action Plan (Read 1262 times)