Author Topic: Shit Loco canned (Read 4310 times)

Stoney Mason · « **on:** August 16, 2010, 01:02:00 PM »

http://xbox360.ign.com/dor/objects/83446/gun-loco/videos/gunloco_trl_gc_081310.html

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

uh....

magus · « **Reply #1 on:** August 16, 2010, 01:05:44 PM »

square enix?
good lord.....
i'm going to mope for the rest of the day even if you guys tell me this is an eidos game or something

MCD · « **Reply #2 on:** August 16, 2010, 01:06:28 PM »

Looks good.

maxy · « **Reply #3 on:** August 16, 2010, 01:09:57 PM »

looks amazing

http://scrawlfx.com/2010/08/square-enix-announces-gun-loco-for-xbox-360

Trent Dole · « **Reply #4 on:** August 16, 2010, 01:19:32 PM »

haha what the fuck

maxy · « **Reply #5 on:** August 16, 2010, 01:22:54 PM »

What is that yellow stuff?

Third · « **Reply #6 on:** August 16, 2010, 01:23:31 PM »

Banana's?

Ps3 getting FFversusXIII, while X360 is getting this.

This looks like something that's so bad it might actually be awesome.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #7 on:** August 16, 2010, 01:24:39 PM »

This game brings to mind the image of Japanese businessmen sitting around a conference table and looking at the sales of Call of Duty, Halo, and Gears on the 360

and then coming up with this idea to get a piece of that pie.

And they'll be baffled when it doesn't sell.

Diunx · « **Reply #8 on:** August 16, 2010, 01:27:56 PM »

This looks like it might be fun for a total of 30 seconds.

iconoclast · « **Reply #9 on:** August 16, 2010, 01:34:05 PM »

Well that looked abysmal. Only thing I liked about the trailer is the guy hitting sweet chin music near the end.

Bebpo · « **Reply #10 on:** August 16, 2010, 01:56:39 PM »

I thought this was going to be a new Point Blank game

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #11 on:** August 16, 2010, 02:48:02 PM »

It's like somebody took that hyper-gay running game from the Wii and added guns and violence to it.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #12 on:** August 16, 2010, 02:54:41 PM »

Deadly Gears of Premonition

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #13 on:** August 16, 2010, 03:23:29 PM »

fuck is wrong with you people

that looks awesome

enjoy hating the military but pretending to be in it for the 8000th time

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #14 on:** August 16, 2010, 03:37:13 PM »

Devil's Third looks awesome. This looks like shit. But we'll see I guess.

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #15 on:** August 16, 2010, 04:44:43 PM »

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #16 on:** August 16, 2010, 04:50:29 PM »

Quote from: Bebpo on August 16, 2010, 01:56:39 PM

I thought this was going to be a new Point Blank game

Same $:-\$

demi · « **Reply #17 on:** August 16, 2010, 04:55:46 PM »

It does look like shit. But didnt half of you say the same about NIER? Now you guys would suck any cock that came your way that had NIER spread out on it

NI

iconoclast · « **Reply #18 on:** August 16, 2010, 05:06:24 PM »

yeah but this reminds me of The Club, which is also shit. but who knows, it might be decent in the end.

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #19 on:** August 16, 2010, 05:12:04 PM »

I hear Americans love games that a CRAZY !!!

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #20 on:** August 16, 2010, 05:20:30 PM »

What do Americans like?

1) Guns
2) Racial stereotypes
3) Animal masks

Okay, there's our design doc!

chronovore · « **Reply #21 on:** August 16, 2010, 06:08:04 PM »

Quote from: Stoney Mason on August 16, 2010, 01:02:00 PM

http://xbox360.ign.com/dor/objects/83446/gun-loco/videos/gunloco_trl_gc_081310.html

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

uh....

Did he just kanchou that rabbit?

Quote from: Sho Nuff on August 16, 2010, 04:44:43 PM

whut

You know you want some.

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on August 16, 2010, 03:23:29 PM

fuck is wrong with you people

that looks awesome

enjoy hating the military but pretending to be in it for the 8000th time

Eel

pilonv1 · « **Reply #22 on:** August 16, 2010, 07:33:36 PM »

This looks tremendous

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #23 on:** August 16, 2010, 08:29:07 PM »

uhhhhh

'kay

Trent Dole · « **Reply #24 on:** August 16, 2010, 08:29:34 PM »

So is this a retail or arcade release? I see different things on different sites

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #25 on:** August 16, 2010, 08:34:12 PM »

So are they somehow trying to ride the '90stalgia wave here? I could possibly come to appreciate it from that angle

Bebpo · « **Reply #26 on:** August 16, 2010, 08:50:09 PM »

I think they're trying to ride the LSD wave

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #27 on:** August 16, 2010, 08:55:26 PM »

Quote from: Trent Dole on August 16, 2010, 08:29:34 PM

So is this a retail or arcade release? I see different things on different sites

If it was an arcade release, that would at least make some sense.

cool breeze · « **Reply #28 on:** August 16, 2010, 10:40:50 PM »

their bodies and heads (THOSE FACES WHAT THE FUCK) don't make sense together

Diunx · « **Reply #29 on:** August 17, 2010, 01:41:47 AM »

Postal for the new generation.

chronovore · « **Reply #30 on:** August 17, 2010, 07:03:10 PM »

Quote from: a slime appears on August 17, 2010, 01:58:29 PM

Sorry if this has been mentioned before but who is the developer? Is this an internal project?

Don't be coy, Slimey! We know this is your secret project, the one you were handling as a one-man show. I didn't know you could model bunny masks!

maxy · « **Reply #31 on:** September 16, 2010, 02:48:33 AM »

New trailer

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #32 on:** September 16, 2010, 04:42:08 AM »

oh my god

I NEED A WOMEN

I GOTTA GET OFF THIS LOCK

I GOT FUNK IN MY JUNK
FUNK IN MY JUNK
FUNK IN MY JUNK

demi · « **Reply #33 on:** September 16, 2010, 05:34:58 AM »

That trailer was awesome... music sounds nothing like Sekito though : (

chronovore · « **Reply #34 on:** September 16, 2010, 07:07:58 AM »

I figured this game out:

Rockstar approached a small Japanese developer to turn MANHUNT into an MMO. They got to the first playable, and the deliverable caused several R* executives to have an aneurism. Like a collective aneurism, where a whole room of Scanners or Witch Mountain babies were actively messing with their brains. In the aftermath, the project was abandoned, only to be scooped up by... who's publishing this again?

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #35 on:** September 26, 2010, 08:13:40 AM »

Played it at TGS. Kinda sucked. Super janky jappy aiming + far too many wacky, disorienting camera effects and angles =

Himu · « **Reply #36 on:** September 26, 2010, 09:24:11 AM »

Quote from: maxy on September 16, 2010, 02:48:33 AM

New trailer

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Trent Dole · « **Reply #37 on:** September 26, 2010, 04:31:05 PM »

If you ever wondered what a eastern devloped title aimed at westerners that didn't have any input or focus testing from actual westerners would look like, here ya go.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #38 on:** September 26, 2010, 05:04:22 PM »

Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on September 26, 2010, 08:13:40 AM

Played it at TGS. Kinda sucked. Super janky jappy aiming + far too many wacky, disorienting camera effects and angles =

Not surprising that shit looking title is actually shitty.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #39 on:** March 18, 2011, 06:23:45 AM »

Canceled

http://www.square-enix.co.jp/gunloco/

chronovore · « **Reply #40 on:** March 18, 2011, 06:30:27 AM »

Smartest decision Square has made since paid Famitsuu to delay their review of Dirge of Cerebus.

magus · « **Reply #41 on:** March 18, 2011, 06:50:07 AM »

square-enix

choco parfait · « **Reply #42 on:** March 18, 2011, 07:59:44 AM »

I'm not sure whether to be happy or sad. On the one hand, I would have liked to see how crazy this would have turned out, on the other hand this game looked pretty

and is probably better off not seeing the light of day.

iconoclast · « **Reply #43 on:** March 18, 2011, 08:36:29 AM »

And now the 360 is left with no worthwhile exclusives for the rest of the year. THANKS SQUARE

demi · « **Reply #44 on:** March 18, 2011, 08:49:33 AM »

: (

Could have had more new Sekito tracks

Third · « **Reply #45 on:** March 18, 2011, 10:02:15 AM »

good riddance

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #46 on:** March 18, 2011, 10:10:47 AM »

Diunx · « **Reply #47 on:** March 18, 2011, 10:53:08 AM »

Took them long enough, this shit looked awful.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #48 on:** March 18, 2011, 01:56:53 PM »

This was scheduled to drop on the same day as the new MK so it's not like anyone would've picked it up anyway. RIP funk in junk

chronovore · « **Reply #49 on:** March 19, 2011, 04:45:30 AM »

I think that would require that it works. I suspect they were showing off the footage of what worked, spliced together as attractively as possible. But it was a network-centric game, wasn't it? Since when does a Japanese company understand networked games beyond Monster Hunter Ad Hoc parties?

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