Oh no Kinect works while seated

[maxy]

sfags&ntards annihilated

http://www.gamingeverything.com/2010/8/watch_peter_molyneux_demonstrate_milo_ted_video

Milo

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I don't give a shit about this "game".Perfect game for sfags though
 

[close]

[Third]

Damn, what a downgraded project. It's basically a mini -game collection now.

[magus]

so a wii game then?

[maxy]

Damn, what a downgraded project. It's basically a mini -game collection now.

But it works while seated.

[cool breeze]

They really need to establish how far away from the TV you need to be.  Giantbomb said 10+ feet and the guy in this video was at least four dwarfs lying down away from the TV.  Nice that it works sitting down.  I guess it can work as an addition to games instead of just flailing around.

[Cravis]

Every time I read Kinect I think of either Kinectica, the racing game for the PS2, or Kinetic, the eyetoy workout game for the PS2.

[Sho Nuff]

Just watched the video, this is certainly not what I expect from my child simulators

[maxy]

I wonder if some japan dev is working on something "similar"...staring some loli teen


 

[Sho Nuff]

It's basically...you're pointing and clicking at things and making binary decisions and playing "Wii Sports" as a little boy walks around on the inside of your TV

tsc tsc tsc

[Sho Nuff]

BTW I REALLY want to see if I can get Milo to kill himself

[TripleA]

Even more Molyneux bullshit exposed.

[Brehvolution]

BTW I REALLY want to see if I can get Milo to kill himself

 

[cool breeze]

http://xbox360.ign.com/dor/objects/61056/harry-potter-2010/videos/gc10_eapress_harrypotter_demo_81810.html

wow

[Brehvolution]

 

[Third]

http://xbox360.ign.com/dor/objects/61056/harry-potter-2010/videos/gc10_eapress_harrypotter_demo_81810.html

wow

Good god. What a disaster. 
Kinect must be the most unresponsive motion device ever. Even worse than Sega's Activator.

[Sho Nuff]

BTW I REALLY want to see if I can get Milo to kill himself

 

At one point the guy comforts Milo by saying "It's okay, parents get stressed out all the time" but I'd want to say "It's because your parents don't love you, Milo. They wish you'd never been born."

[Eel O'Brian]

milo, do you like movies about gladiators

[magus]

http://www.gamesradar.com/f/molyneux-vs-molyneux/a-2010081212285141010

i think molyneux is the most douche developer ever
(second place: that scribblenauts guy who decided it was worth putting neogaf logo but not programming any sort of AI for your NPC)

[EmCeeGrammar]

...
Who is this product for?  Like seriously, gamers won't want it, parents already have kids, I don't think being some pouty kid's imaginary friend is THAT enticing to other pouty bratty kids.  I literally think this only appeals to pedophiles and barren women.

[BobFromPikeCreek]

Like everything that comes from Molyneux, it started out being represented as amazingly open-ended, yet it ended up being canned and scripted as fuck.

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

http://xbox360.ign.com/dor/objects/61056/harry-potter-2010/videos/gc10_eapress_harrypotter_demo_81810.html

wow

Good fucking god.  Failuregate.

Kinect is going to be a colossal trainwreck.

[Trent Dole]

milo, do you like movies about gladiators

oh, no 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

...
Who is this product for?  Like seriously, gamers won't want it, parents already have kids, I don't think being some pouty kid's imaginary friend is THAT enticing to other pouty bratty kids.  I literally think this only appeals to pedophiles and barren women.

Kinect is some turd that Microsoft hopes to secretly flush as soon as possible.

[Third]

Kinect downgraded again:

Microsoft has confirmed to MCV that Kinect will not boast any voice control functionality at launch.

http://www.mcvuk.com/news/40584/No-voice-control-for-Kinect-launch

- No voice support at launch
- Won't work with more than two people at launch
- Won't work while seated at launch

What's next... 

-edit

MCV corrected it. 

[maxy]

third third...your trolling skills have weakened

check the source again

 

[Third]

Fuckin MCV. 

[Great Rumbler]

Kinect-bashing is like the Maxy Bat signal. He heard the call and came pouncing right away.

Not that it matters, since Kinect will sucketh mightily either way.

[maxy]

Kinect-bashing is like the Maxy Bat signal. He heard the call and came pouncing right away.

Not that it matters, since Kinect will sucketh mightily either way.

To be fair...
I saw that story hours ago...so i was a bit prepared for Third attack

Kinect will sucketh mightily either way.

And that is the best thing about it,casual suckers will bite and hardcore hates it... so my hardcore games will be devoid of any motion control garbage...win-win for me

[Great Rumbler]

And that is the best thing about it,casual suckers will bite and hardcore hates it... so my hardcore games will be devoid of any motion control garbage...win-win for me

That's an optimistic assumption.

[maxy]

And that is the best thing about it,casual suckers will bite and hardcore hates it... so my hardcore games will be devoid of any motion control garbage...win-win for me

That's an optimistic assumption.

The only way they can put Kinect into existing hardcore games is to make it totally optional,something that would "enhance" experience,not replace...fine by me

[EmCeeGrammar]

All of you wanna try dance central, don't lie!

I do.

[Third]

I'd rather die.

[demi]

All of you wanna try dance central, don't lie!

I do.

I do

[Stoney Mason]

And that is the best thing about it,casual suckers will bite and hardcore hates it... so my hardcore games will be devoid of any motion control garbage...win-win for me

This.

I haven't followed the Kinect or the Move since they were announced. Neither are relevant to me. Much like the Wii.

[Joe Molotov]

http://xbox360.ign.com/dor/objects/61056/harry-potter-2010/videos/gc10_eapress_harrypotter_demo_81810.html

wow

Harry Potter lightgun games....THE FUTURE OF GAMING IS NOW!