Evilbore's 1st POST YOUR PIC thread

[Homemade Milk]

PD, go farm some rice for white people like willco.

[DJ_Tet]

Me with my lady friend

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You're Galeninjapan?  How did that cigar habit you picked up work out for you?

edit:  Checks teeth...well I see

[FlameOfCallandor]

Me with my lady friend

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You're Galeninjapan?  How did that cigar habit you picked up work out for you?

edit:  Checks teeth...well I see

How the fuck do you remember that?

I presume you mean this picture of me three years ago

[DJ_Tet]

Because I tried to talk you out of taking up the filthy habit and you chewed me a new asshole.  And then changed user names.  Enjoy your smoke.

[FlameOfCallandor]

Because I tried to talk you out of taking up the filthy habit and you chewed me a new asshole.  And then changed user names.  Enjoy your smoke.

My teeth dont look that dirty.

[DJ_Tet]

K.


They look better than your avatar teeth.  Post more of your hot girl.

[FlameOfCallandor]

K.


They look better than your avatar teeth.  Post more of your hot girl.

Wait, you think the guy in my avatar is me?
 


Here ya go

[Phoenix Dark]

She looks like she's tall and built or something. Does she play sports?

I bet she has long legs omg

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Keep it in your pants, PD.

[DJ_Tet]

K.


They look better than your avatar teeth.  Post more of your hot girl.

Wait, you think the guy in my avatar is me?
 

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Here ya go

No.  I just said your teeth were nicer than the guy's in your avatar's.  You still smoking those stogies?

[FlameOfCallandor]

I maybe have had 3 this year.

[Ecrofirt]

Holy poop on a stick, new Ecro pics tonight!

No GIFs or anything, just a few shots of me. Some with my hair back, some with it down. At the very least, one of each!

Miss Nikki took the shots today when I was over there. I'm looking kinda bleh, but I hadn't showered since last night.

[Ecrofirt]

Are you fuckers ready for me to unleash hell?

PICS ARE UPLOADING NOW. TROLL FACED ECROFIRT IMMINENT.

[Ecrofirt]

Oh yes, there will be blood.





Goddamn, I'm an ugly bastard!

[Human Snorenado]

Amishfirt!

[BlackMage]

dude, lose the beard

[MrAngryFace]

Its fine with hair down, picky BM!

[Ecrofirt]

dude, lose the beard

Fuck you. That's my troll beard. I've got a troll beard that connects to these sideburn type things, but they're fairly thin so it didn't show up.

[CajoleJuice]

I'm not big on neck beards, but whatever man. I just wish I had your hair.

[MrAngryFace]

Yeah my hair is beginning its retreat, as it were. Not noticable yet but

[cloudwalking]

Your hair is nearly longer than mine! awesome

[Human Snorenado]

I wish I could still grow hair. 

[CajoleJuice]

Well, I'm not gonna go bald anytime soon (knock on wood), but I can't grow it long and flowing like that. 

[Ecrofirt]

Your hair is nearly longer than mine! awesome

My hair is longer than my mom's and my sisters, and it's longer than Nikki's.

She'll tell you how she hates both it and the beard, I'm sure. I don't care though!

[The Fake Shemp]

You look like a caveman from those Geico commercials.

[FlameOfCallandor]

You look like a caveman from those Geico commercials.

Pretty much.

[Ecrofirt]

You look like a caveman from those Geico commercials.

Pretty much.

This coming from the original Mr. Dead Eyes himself. You've got serial killer eyes, weirdo.

[The Fake Shemp]

I'd still have a beer with Ecrofirt - FoC has devil eyes.  It reminds me of Link (from GAF).  There's a guy that keeps human body parts in a jar if there ever was one.

[FlameOfCallandor]

You look like a caveman from those Geico commercials.

Pretty much.

This coming from the original Mr. Dead Eyes himself. You've got serial killer eyes, weirdo.

You can't be serious girls complement my eyes all the time. Apperently they are a nice color and I have long eyelashes.

Dont get mad at me just because I understand the concept of fire and the wheel.

[FlameOfCallandor]

[FlameOfCallandor]

[xnikki118x]

Your hair is nearly longer than mine! awesome

My hair is longer than my mom's and my sisters, and it's longer than Nikki's.

She'll tell you how she hates both it and the beard, I'm sure. I don't care though!
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Heck yes. The hair isn't SO bad, though it would be better if it wasn't so dry. If you're going to have long hair, at least take care of it. But for god's sake, trim the damn beard!

[BlueTsunami]

You look like a caveman from those Geico commercials.

Pretty much.

This coming from the original Mr. Dead Eyes himself. You've got serial killer eyes, weirdo.

I was going to fucken comment on his dead eyes when he first posted his pics here. They pierce into my soul and yet...nothing...

omg

* BlueTsunami shivers

[FlameOfCallandor]

Guys i realy dont understand all the comments about mym dead eyes. I have never heard tthis rubbish before. Girls always compliment my eyes.

[The Fake Shemp]

Yet, they never sleep with you.

[FlameOfCallandor]

Yet, they never sleep with you.

To be fair i never asked.

[Ecrofirt]

Guys i realy dont understand all the comments about mym dead eyes. I have never heard tthis rubbish before. Girls always compliment my eyes.

That's probably because they're afraid you'll murder them and keep their fleshsuit in your basement if they don't.

[FlameOfCallandor]

Guys i realy dont understand all the comments about mym dead eyes. I have never heard tthis rubbish before. Girls always compliment my eyes.

That's probably because they're afraid you'll murder them and keep their fleshsuit in your basement if they don't.

Right... I'm probably the nicest guy most girls will ever meet.

[Ecrofirt]

Guys i realy dont understand all the comments about mym dead eyes. I have never heard tthis rubbish before. Girls always compliment my eyes.

That's probably because they're afraid you'll murder them and keep their fleshsuit in your basement if they don't.

Right... I'm probably the nicest guy most girls will ever meet.

Isn't that what they say about all serial killers?

"Oh, he was so nice! I can't believe he'd do such a thing!"

[The Fake Shemp]

He'll be the LAST guy they'll ever meet!

[Van Cruncheon]

he'll cut the eyes from their head so tenderly and place them in their special jar with the sweetness of an angel

[FlameOfCallandor]

 

You guys are just so jealous that i am so good looking.

[Van Cruncheon]

really? what's the payout you're gettin' from them good looks, again?

i'm just kidding, don't rape and kill me

[Human Snorenado]

I'm fat and ugly and am having sex with a married chick. 

[Van Cruncheon]

you're pure pimp, triumph. you're the anti-olimario.

[Ecrofirt]

I'm fat and ugly and am having sex with a married chick. 

You progressed from a drunken WTF kiss to boning her?

Good man.

[FlameOfCallandor]

I'm fat and ugly and am having sex with a married chick. 

Who ironically is also fat, ugly and married (to you).

[The Fake Shemp]

I'm fat and ugly and am having sex with a married chick. 

What the fuck - you said you guys were just kissing.  Then you proceeded to get drunk out of guilt and feared her husband trying to sodomize you.  You manager to have sex between now and then?

[Ecrofirt]

he'll cut the eyes from their head so tenderly and place them in their special jar with the sweetness of an angel

:tbslol :hehe :tbslol :hehe :tbslol :hehe

Sweet Jesus, I nearly died!

[Van Cruncheon]

Who ironically is also fat, ugly and married (to you).

you meant coincidentally, not ironically

[Van Cruncheon]

Sweet Jesus, I nearly died!

he's right outside your window

[FlameOfCallandor]

I hate you guys.

[Human Snorenado]

I'm fat and ugly and am having sex with a married chick. 

What the fuck - you said you guys were just kissing.  Then you proceeded to get drunk out of guilt and feared her husband trying to sodomize you.  You manager to have sex between now and then?

Within like 24 hours, too.  She's moving out of their house next week, too. 

[The Fake Shemp]

Maybe she'll buy you a Xbox 360.

[Human Snorenado]

That would be sweet, but I doubt it.  She's gotta get her own place and new stuff for it, so I doubt it.  Maybe I can convince her that she needs a 360 and HDtv, tho.

[FlameOfCallandor]

I'm fat and ugly and am having sex with a married chick. 

What the fuck - you said you guys were just kissing.  Then you proceeded to get drunk out of guilt and feared her husband trying to sodomize you.  You manager to have sex between now and then?

Within like 24 hours, too.  She's moving out of their house next week, too. 

I predict great things to come out of your relationship with her. In fact, I'll go as far to say that I can't possibly see anything ever going wrong.

[Ecrofirt]

That would be sweet, but I doubt it.  She's gotta get her own place and new stuff for it, so I doubt it.  Maybe I can convince her that she needs a 360 and HDtv, tho.

Why don't you convince her that her husband is a good man and she shouldn't cheat on him?

[Ecrofirt]

I'm fat and ugly and am having sex with a married chick. 

What the fuck - you said you guys were just kissing.  Then you proceeded to get drunk out of guilt and feared her husband trying to sodomize you.  You manager to have sex between now and then?

Within like 24 hours, too.  She's moving out of their house next week, too. 

I predict great things to come out of your relationship with her. In fact, I'll go as far to say that I can't possibly see anything ever going wrong.

Well, I certainly don't predict you killing them and turning their bones into furnitu--- Oh, wait. Nevermind.

[BlueTsunami]

[Human Snorenado]

That would be sweet, but I doubt it.  She's gotta get her own place and new stuff for it, so I doubt it.  Maybe I can convince her that she needs a 360 and HDtv, tho.

Why don't you convince her that her husband is a good man and she shouldn't cheat on him?

Because he's a dick and cheated on her about a year ago and she just found out about it.  Also, he drinks and gets abusive towards her.  I drink and just want to have sex with her.