August NPD

[Howard Alan Treesong]

that Deliver Hope ad is pretty much exactly like the parody I came up with a few weeks ago with my coworkers

so tired of the Halo/Gears military fetishism/slo-mo/"moving" piano or acoustic soundtrack/CG commercial nonsense

"see, it's a space military shooter, but this commercial is set to something slow and contemplative instead of Hans Zimmer, wowwwwwwwwww"

it's the exact same RAH RAH jingoistic nonsense as Michael Bay only it has the added side effect of making you all look like weepy figurts to boot. at least Bay is honest about his obscene emotional manipulations.

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I'm not talking about the game at all, just the awful, awful commercials. 

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[Cindi Mayweather]

ahaahaha

[Purple Filth]

Evilbore has shittier npd threads than gaf. Losers!

its sad to say that i actually agree with this 

[drew]

that Deliver Hope ad is pretty much exactly like the parody I came up with a few weeks ago with my coworkers

so tired of the Halo/Gears military fetishism/slo-mo/"moving" piano or acoustic soundtrack/CG commercial nonsense

"see, it's a space military shooter, but this commercial is set to something slow and contemplative instead of Hans Zimmer, wowwwwwwwwww"

it's the exact same RAH RAH jingoistic nonsense as Michael Bay only it has the added side effect of making you all look like weepy figurts to boot. at least Bay is honest about his obscene emotional manipulations.

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I'm not talking about the game at all, just the awful, awful commercials. 

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oh youre just so jaded and over it and cool, arent you? fucker.

[Robo]

Evilbore has shittier npd threads than gaf. Losers!

This.  Jesus Christ, this.

[drew]

jesus christ, all you do is complain nowadays

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I agree.  Let's steer the conversation towards the PS3 being dead last...again.  I wonder if Sony is going to hit $6 billion in the red over this debacle when it is all said and done.

[drew]

howard allen treesongs avatar is perfect for him, i can just imagine a guy with those glasses and a cunty expression on his face, who has a bleeding heart for fag political issues, droning on about how fucking with it he is all the god damn time

[demi]

Patel would prefer something akin to this

[youtube=560,345]4q84uZff3Og[/youtube]

Piano 

Random nihongo gibberish 

Little boys 

Random snippets of empty fields 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

howard allen treesongs avatar is perfect for him, i can just imagine a guy with those glasses and a cunty expression on his face, who has a bleeding heart for fag political issues, droning on about how fucking with it he is all the god damn time

u mad son

[drew]

look at that annihilation, somebody give me a high five

[Howard Alan Treesong]

howard allen treesongs avatar is perfect for him, i can just imagine a guy with those glasses and a cunty expression on his face, who has a bleeding heart for fag political issues, droning on about how fucking with it he is all the god damn time

that's why I chose the avatar

Michael Caine

[MyNameIsMethodis]

too bad you dont like to play videogames, otherwise you'd own a 360

i own a 360 wii and ap s3 and a ds and a psp

[EmCeeGrammar]

too bad you dont like to play videogames, otherwise you'd own a 360

i own a 360 wii and ap s3 and a ds and a psp

Which bayonetta did you buy?

[Diunx]

ps3 is still better than the 360 though.

[drew]

i dont see how a rational person could think that

[Bocsius]

PS3 inarguably has the better blu-ray player, I defy anyone to suggest otherwise.

[Purple Filth]

Ah, so sweet. Another about turn , trou drop, touch toe exercise for the Sony Kazuals :

"lol GAYLO!!!" ---> "oh Killzone and Resistance ? Oh i like FPSes now! This is my first one, how do they work again?"

"lol waggle gaming isn't gaming, lol Wii" ---> "Oh i like waggle now as long as i have a glowing dildo as a controller and a camera to watch my every move! I'm an attention whore that way, this is as good as it gets. Are there any good games for it? Oh sweet, i always wanted to play a waggle sports game!"

Sony fans don't need to be trolled any more , they do i themselves - you just have to give them a year or two and all thier trolling comes back to impose the most horrific style of "nuke from orbit" ownership.

Enjoy your Move, Methodis! Full report please!

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mine has been in my in cart, out my in card, in my in cart and it is, as of this morning, back out... i'll usually give anything a whirl but i seriously can't see me playing any of the games. Will hold until Time Crisis most likely

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Give us an update when you test it out

[MyNameIsMethodis]

i didnt buy bayonetta i rented it for 360

:patelit

[maxy]

Some sales talk

For the people that thought that REACH won't outsell ODST

From TGS conference...$200 million on day one....and 360 is currently number one selling console in EU

And from Gamasutra...360 slim>PS3 slim
http://gamasutra.com/view/news/30316/Analysis_Xbox_360_S_Model_Tracking_Ahead_of_PS3_Slim.php

/xbot

[maxy]

Worldwide.

It would be about 3.3 million if average was $60...my guess is somewhere between 2.5-3 million

[maxy]

It has,Halo 3 sold like $170 million in first 24 hours

[demi]

Sorry Kosma. Play Reach

[drew]

Brand may not have peaked but the game did with Halo 1.

dude, reach is better than 1, no joke

[tiesto]

I've only played the first 3... 1 was decent, didn't care for 2, liked 3 up until the final 2 stages. Heard ODST sucked though so never bothered with that.

[drew]

well I'M telling you right now it's the best in the series, its exceeded any expectations i had so far

[MyNameIsMethodis]

tiesto i fucking hate gaylo i want to burn it to a stake and kill any xbox fan who loves it but god damn if Reach isnt fun and amazing

[drew]

it makes you wonder how the hell halo 3 and odst even happened, it makes them look like ps2 games

[pilonv1]

It has,Halo 3 sold like $170 million in first 24 hours

Halo Reach also has more expensive SKUs than Halo 3 did. It needs to sell more copies.

No it doesn't, the value is the only thing that matters.

[tiesto]

tiesto i fucking hate gaylo i want to burn it to a stake and kill any xbox fan who loves it but god damn if Reach isnt fun and amazing

Cool, my brother will be in town this weekend so he'll undoubtedly bring his copy back with him, so I can check it out then.

[drew]

its probably the adderall talking but has anyone been constantly switching back and forth between normal brightness and brighter? the latter looks a lot cleaner but you lose some color and shadows, i seriously had to of switched it at least a hundred times by now

[drew]

i know havent slept for 2 nights now

[Philip Cardgage]

Can I change my Drew Death pool vote again?