Author Topic: what rhymes with drunk (Read 2245 times)

TakingBackSunday · « **on:** September 10, 2010, 11:46:50 PM »

fuck

close enough

I'm fuck drunk

who else

Barry Egan · « **Reply #1 on:** September 10, 2010, 11:50:56 PM »

Spunk, skunk, dunk, junk, punk, bunk, trunk, flunk, kerplunk, stunk, funk, gunk, hunk, monk, sunk, plunk.
Druuunnnnkkkk

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #2 on:** September 11, 2010, 12:03:50 AM »

guys i'm in love

Barry Egan · « **Reply #3 on:** September 11, 2010, 12:05:40 AM »

lennedsay · « **Reply #4 on:** September 11, 2010, 12:16:57 AM »

I haven't drank in months.

I'M DRINKING THIS BOTTLE OF WINE TONIGHT FUCKERS!

Boogie · « **Reply #5 on:** September 11, 2010, 12:18:35 AM »

Quote from: lennedsay on September 11, 2010, 12:16:57 AM

I haven't drank in months.

I haven't drank in minutes!

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #6 on:** September 11, 2010, 12:22:23 AM »

don't know if i should post pixs of her

lennedsay · « **Reply #7 on:** September 11, 2010, 12:25:56 AM »

Quote from: Boogie on September 11, 2010, 12:18:35 AM

Quote from: lennedsay on September 11, 2010, 12:16:57 AM
I haven't drank in months.

I haven't drank in minutes!

Ok, I lied. I did drink a margarita yesterday with dinner at Chevy's. Two fucking sips and it was gone. I think my exact words were, "WTF it's like I got a soda from Arby's on their 5 for $5.95 deal!" All ice, no drink, doesn't count.

Oh and BN, you already posted pics of her on GAF, didn't you? So basically weirdos around the world are already squeezing their one-eyed moisture missile to her.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #8 on:** September 11, 2010, 12:27:18 AM »

yeah thats true, I was drunk during the last time I did that, too

Boogie · « **Reply #9 on:** September 11, 2010, 12:30:11 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on September 11, 2010, 12:22:23 AM

don't know if i should post pixs of her

Shut the fuck up.

Pics or gtfo!

lennedsay · « **Reply #10 on:** September 11, 2010, 12:36:24 AM »

post them, we're too lazy to go to gaf

i'm too lazy to put down this drink and type with one hand

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #11 on:** September 11, 2010, 12:38:18 AM »

Powerslave · « **Reply #12 on:** September 11, 2010, 12:45:21 AM »

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #13 on:** September 11, 2010, 12:46:13 AM »

yeah she's no relative or anything

lennedsay · « **Reply #14 on:** September 11, 2010, 12:48:45 AM »

drew · « **Reply #15 on:** September 11, 2010, 12:50:07 AM »

why do you always get on the laptop when you drink, youre in fucking college, have fun you fucking loser

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #16 on:** September 11, 2010, 12:54:10 AM »

oh drew, certainly you are the image of cool that I should aspire to

drew · « **Reply #17 on:** September 11, 2010, 12:56:03 AM »

you have no idea what youre missing out on, its sad

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #18 on:** September 11, 2010, 12:57:05 AM »

uh-huh

drew · « **Reply #19 on:** September 11, 2010, 12:57:45 AM »

lennedsay · « **Reply #20 on:** September 11, 2010, 12:59:31 AM »

If you're not drunk and going through all the songs posted in the 80's music thread, you're missing out HUGE.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #21 on:** September 11, 2010, 12:59:56 AM »

for full disclosure: all my friends are out of town tonight. of course no one will believe this because is the internet

lennedsay · « **Reply #22 on:** September 11, 2010, 01:03:57 AM »

All of my friends are "staying in" because it's raining. No lie. I think the sudden approach of fall is hitting everybody's spirit's hard.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #23 on:** September 11, 2010, 01:09:06 AM »

but fall is fucking awesome!

Boogie · « **Reply #24 on:** September 11, 2010, 01:13:42 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on September 11, 2010, 12:38:18 AM

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i'd shtick my dong in yhar.

Boogie · « **Reply #25 on:** September 11, 2010, 01:14:29 AM »

Quote from: drew on September 11, 2010, 12:50:07 AM

why do you always get on the laptop when you drink, youre in fucking college, have fun you fucking loser

quiet you.

go bus some tables.

lennedsay · « **Reply #26 on:** September 11, 2010, 01:18:06 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on September 11, 2010, 01:09:06 AM

but fall is fucking awesome!

The problem with fall is that, here, it rains for 3 days, and then it turns to snow, and everybody's like

It was just summer last week? Seriously it was 97-100 degrees every day last week I think, and it was fucking cold today. Like you need a jacket and it's rainy and the sky's all gloomy. The temperature literally halved in less than a week, so what's going to happen next week?!

I love fall, until I realize winter's coming, and then we get ridiculously busy at work, and I start picking up 15 bags of leaves a week out of the damn yard. Get my opinion when I pop out a few ~~slaves~~ kids, become a stay-at-home mom, and don't give a shit about leaving the house/getting to work on time in the snow/working 7 days a week, etc. THEN fall

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #27 on:** September 11, 2010, 01:20:13 AM »

eh, whatever fall brings, I love. fall is perfect

yeah that girl is just awesome

Beezy · « **Reply #28 on:** September 11, 2010, 01:46:08 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on September 11, 2010, 12:38:18 AM

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She got nice lips.

Himu · « **Reply #29 on:** September 11, 2010, 01:47:01 AM »

I'm drunk as well. Had a night out with the gf.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #30 on:** September 11, 2010, 01:49:45 AM »

Are those moles in between her eye brows.

Himu · « **Reply #31 on:** September 11, 2010, 01:51:01 AM »

who cares, cute

Beezy · « **Reply #32 on:** September 11, 2010, 01:53:38 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on September 11, 2010, 01:49:45 AM

Are those moles in between her eye brows.

pretty sure it's a piercing

Himu · « **Reply #33 on:** September 11, 2010, 01:56:13 AM »

Had sex tonight and I'm still horny

fml

drew · « **Reply #34 on:** September 11, 2010, 01:58:26 AM »

i just tried to take a shit but then i remembered that ive been on painkillers for the last two days and therefore that was out of the picture

Akala · « **Reply #35 on:** September 11, 2010, 02:11:11 AM »

she is cute!

Tieno · « **Reply #36 on:** September 11, 2010, 02:35:25 AM »

skunk

Third · « **Reply #37 on:** September 11, 2010, 07:57:38 AM »

skinny hunk is drunk

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #38 on:** September 11, 2010, 08:37:54 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on September 11, 2010, 12:22:23 AM

don't know if i should post pixs of her

lol after you've already posted two pictures of her on gaf?

lennedsay · « **Reply #39 on:** September 11, 2010, 10:26:19 AM »

Just drunk enough last night for amazing drunk-sex (vs too drunk sloppy sex) and not drunk enough to be hungover on this beautiful Saturday morning!

Powerslave · « **Reply #40 on:** September 11, 2010, 12:06:09 PM »

tell me more stories where you have sex in

drew · « **Reply #41 on:** September 11, 2010, 12:38:25 PM »

if i banged you last night youd be in the hospital with a broken hip

Powerslave · « **Reply #42 on:** September 11, 2010, 08:41:26 PM »

BrandNew the fake hunk got drunk and stunk like a skunk without funk

Himu · « **Reply #43 on:** September 11, 2010, 08:47:32 PM »

this is the worst drunk thread of all time

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #44 on:** September 11, 2010, 08:54:09 PM »

fake hunk?

And no, those are moles there, not a piercing. I think they're unique-looking

Barry Egan · « **Reply #45 on:** September 11, 2010, 09:06:04 PM »

aww they're like wittle targets!

Himu · « **Reply #46 on:** September 11, 2010, 09:35:16 PM »

to cum on

Barry Egan · « **Reply #47 on:** September 11, 2010, 09:41:19 PM »

well I never

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #48 on:** September 11, 2010, 09:41:39 PM »

open your mouth and i'll show you

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #49 on:** September 11, 2010, 09:45:22 PM »

BrandNew is surrounded by the hotness and he himself is hot which seems to cancel out sex for him for some odd cosmic reason

Barry Egan · « **Reply #50 on:** September 11, 2010, 09:45:24 PM »

but i eat from there

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #51 on:** September 11, 2010, 09:50:00 PM »

brandnew she is cute; do you have body pictures

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #52 on:** September 11, 2010, 10:44:39 PM »

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #53 on:** September 11, 2010, 10:49:21 PM »

no longer interested

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #54 on:** September 11, 2010, 10:50:21 PM »

Positive Touch · « **Reply #55 on:** September 11, 2010, 11:42:18 PM »

dude seriously why are you on here instead of out there putting your tongue in her mouth and your hand in her shirt? seriously it's not hard

lennedsay · « **Reply #56 on:** September 12, 2010, 03:46:58 AM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on September 11, 2010, 11:42:18 PM

dude seriously why are you on here instead of out there putting your tongue in her mouth and your hand in her shirt? seriously it's not hard

Maybe that's the problem... :'(

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Author Topic: what rhymes with drunk (Read 2245 times)