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Himu

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if you died, how would Evilboria find out?
« on: December 25, 2006, 03:06:34 AM »
Just wondering.

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Re: if you died, how would Evilboria find out?
« Reply #1 on: December 25, 2006, 03:08:07 AM »
You would probably find out through people in Humble and you would tell everyone.  Right, Himumu??? RIGHT?!

btw, old.
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MrAngryFace

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Re: if you died, how would Evilboria find out?
« Reply #2 on: December 25, 2006, 03:08:18 AM »
Well, im hoping I die in public, cause my friends finding me rotting in my bed is pretty depressing.
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: if you died, how would Evilboria find out?
« Reply #3 on: December 25, 2006, 03:10:04 AM »
Yeah, when I go out, I wanna make a few headlines.
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MrAngryFace

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Re: if you died, how would Evilboria find out?
« Reply #4 on: December 25, 2006, 03:11:01 AM »
Every night before bed I pray to the powers that be that if I die in my sleep my body is teleported 500 feet over times square.
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xnikki118x

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Re: if you died, how would Evilboria find out?
« Reply #5 on: December 25, 2006, 03:23:07 AM »
Quote from: Drinky Crow on December 25, 2006, 03:10:04 AM
Yeah, when I go out, I wanna make a few headlines.

Me too. "Healthy Woman Dies of Paper Cut" or "Ice Cream Headache Kills Woman".
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MrAngryFace

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Re: if you died, how would Evilboria find out?
« Reply #6 on: December 25, 2006, 03:24:20 AM »
I'd rather have "Gregory House Baffled. Patient's Last Words "OWNED LOL!" "
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: if you died, how would Evilboria find out?
« Reply #7 on: December 25, 2006, 03:26:01 AM »
yeah, I'd rather die then have House tell me I was going to recover from my apparently masturbation-induced cock tumor.
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Re: if you died, how would Evilboria find out?
« Reply #8 on: December 25, 2006, 03:26:14 AM »
Quote from: MrAngryFace on December 25, 2006, 03:24:20 AM
I'd rather have "Gregory House Baffled. Patient's Last Words "OWNED LOL!" "

 :lol :lol :lol

Sounds like my ideal death.
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MrAngryFace

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Re: if you died, how would Evilboria find out?
« Reply #9 on: December 25, 2006, 03:27:18 AM »
House is so awesome, im glad I finally got around to watching it.
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: if you died, how would Evilboria find out?
« Reply #10 on: December 25, 2006, 03:31:44 AM »
<House> "So you're the pud puller. Congratulations. Did you know a man has to jerk his gherkin 21 times in an hour to cause the cells in his urethra to metastasize?"
<Me> ...
<House> "Does your wife know you jerk off like a piece of construction equipment?"
<Me> ...
<House> "Also you'll be happy to note that the surgery on your penis presented some difficulties. Removing a tumor of that nature is usually done on a surface with greater area. And she probably told you it was a decent size."
<Me> ...
<Me> "Can I die now?"
« Last Edit: December 25, 2006, 03:53:28 AM by Drinky Crow »
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Re: if you died, how would Evilboria find out?
« Reply #11 on: December 25, 2006, 03:44:06 AM »
Why is everyone talking about DEATH WTF so depressing it's Christmas...
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Beezy

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Re: if you died, how would Evilboria find out?
« Reply #12 on: December 25, 2006, 03:46:16 AM »
I haven't met him, but AdmiralViscen goes to the same university as me. Maybe the school would be nice enough to send out an email about me or something. Then maybe AV would hear about it and tell you guys. :-\

Quote from: demi on December 25, 2006, 03:44:06 AM
Why is everyone talking about DEATH WTF so depressing it's Christmas...

James Brown died.  :'(
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Loki

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Re: if you died, how would Evilboria find out?
« Reply #13 on: December 25, 2006, 03:46:35 AM »
A friend of mine who lurks at GA might (I say "might" because who knows if the thought would even strike him, since he's my best friend and he'd obviously be distraught :P) post about my death there, knowing that I posted there for many years.  I imagine it would then make the usual GA -> OA -> EB rounds.

Most likely, however, no one would know.
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MrAngryFace

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Re: if you died, how would Evilboria find out?
« Reply #14 on: December 25, 2006, 03:51:48 AM »
Quote from: Drinky Crow on December 25, 2006, 03:31:44 AM
<House> "So you're the pud puller. Congratulations. Did you know a man has to jerk his gherkin 21 times in an hour to cause the cells in his urethra to metastasize?"
<Me> ...
<House> "Does your wife know you jerk off like a piece of construction equipment?"
<Me> ...
<House> "Also you'll be happy to note that the surgery on your penis presented some difficulties. Removing the tumor of that nature is usually done on a surface with greater area. And she probably told you it was a decent size."
<Me> ...
<Me> "Can I die now?"

Haha I could picture House saying all that.
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Himu

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Re: if you died, how would Evilboria find out?
« Reply #15 on: December 25, 2006, 10:19:28 AM »
Quote from: Mupepe on December 25, 2006, 03:08:07 AM
You would probably find out through people in Humble and you would tell everyone.  Right, Himumu??? RIGHT?!

Fa sho.
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whiteACID

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Re: if you died, how would Evilboria find out?
« Reply #16 on: December 25, 2006, 10:30:04 AM »
Megafoo would probably let everyone know if I died.
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Re: if you died, how would Evilboria find out?
« Reply #17 on: December 25, 2006, 11:18:41 AM »
Quote from: whiteACID on December 25, 2006, 10:30:04 AM
Megafoo would probably let everyone know if I died.
He would tell me first through AIM so that he can break it to me easier and then he would give me solace while we listened to Tool albums for tribute.  :'(
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whiteACID

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Re: if you died, how would Evilboria find out?
« Reply #18 on: December 25, 2006, 12:37:44 PM »
and that's exactly how I would want it to be.
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CajoleJuice

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Re: if you died, how would Evilboria find out?
« Reply #19 on: December 25, 2006, 12:53:14 PM »
You guys would never know.

 :-\
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Re: if you died, how would Evilboria find out?
« Reply #20 on: December 25, 2006, 12:58:36 PM »
I'd go out in a blaze of glory, like, say, bumrushing Jessica Alba before being shot down by her bodyguards. :heartbeat
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Re: if you died, how would Evilboria find out?
« Reply #21 on: December 25, 2006, 01:04:09 PM »
You probably wouldn't.
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Melissa

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Re: if you died, how would Evilboria find out?
« Reply #22 on: December 25, 2006, 04:30:39 PM »
There would be *BREAKING NEWS* Gaming News headlines across the globe!!!!
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Re: if you died, how would Evilboria find out?
« Reply #23 on: December 25, 2006, 04:44:01 PM »
Quote from: Melissa on December 25, 2006, 04:30:39 PM
There would be *BREAKING NEWS* Gaming News headlines across the globe!!!!
Dave and Andew Arrested on Rape and Murder Charges
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Melissa

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Re: if you died, how would Evilboria find out?
« Reply #24 on: December 25, 2006, 05:33:59 PM »
Quote from: malek4980 on December 25, 2006, 04:44:01 PM
Dave and Andew Arrested on Rape and Murder Charges
Please keep your masturbatory fantasies to yourself.
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Eel O'Brian

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Re: if you died, how would Evilboria find out?
« Reply #25 on: December 25, 2006, 05:56:47 PM »
"Did he drop any good loot?"

I hope that fucker falls face-first on something sharp and it shears his upper lip off, and for the rest of his life he has to hear people make cracks about wiping that smile off his face.  Goddamn, the internet is a horrible fermented shithole full of worthless douchebag motherfuckers.
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Himu

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Re: if you died, how would Evilboria find out?
« Reply #26 on: December 25, 2006, 09:42:17 PM »
Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on December 25, 2006, 05:56:47 PM
"Did he drop any good loot?"

I hope that fucker falls face-first on something sharp and it shears his upper lip off, and for the rest of his life he has to hear people make cracks about wiping that smile off his face.  Goddamn, the internet is a horrible fermented shithole full of worthless douchebag motherfuckers.

Oh come on dude. I'm a pretty good natured person and that cracked me the fuck up.
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MrAngryFace

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Re: if you died, how would Evilboria find out?
« Reply #27 on: December 25, 2006, 11:31:49 PM »
Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on December 25, 2006, 05:56:47 PM
"Did he drop any good loot?"

I hope that fucker falls face-first on something sharp and it shears his upper lip off, and for the rest of his life he has to hear people make cracks about wiping that smile off his face.  Goddamn, the internet is a horrible fermented shithole full of worthless douchebag motherfuckers.

Lol, he posts a remark on a message board and you wish physical harm. lololol. This was a joke post right?
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Saint Cornelius

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Re: if you died, how would Evilboria find out?
« Reply #28 on: December 25, 2006, 11:40:48 PM »
It would take me a while
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Eel O'Brian

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Re: if you died, how would Evilboria find out?
« Reply #29 on: December 26, 2006, 12:28:53 AM »
Quote from: MrAngryFace on December 25, 2006, 11:31:49 PM
Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on December 25, 2006, 05:56:47 PM
"Did he drop any good loot?"

I hope that fucker falls face-first on something sharp and it shears his upper lip off, and for the rest of his life he has to hear people make cracks about wiping that smile off his face.  Goddamn, the internet is a horrible fermented shithole full of worthless douchebag motherfuckers.

Lol, he posts a remark on a message board and you wish physical harm. lololol. This was a joke post right?

LOL, he just shit all over some guy's dead brother what a harmless remark

what the fuck

some people need to learn humility and respect for other human beings, lol, and yes, some people need to learn it through physical harm because that's the only way it'll ever sink in, lol

even if it's just the internet, no excuse to be a worthless piece of shit, lol
 
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MrAngryFace

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Re: if you died, how would Evilboria find out?
« Reply #30 on: December 26, 2006, 12:57:55 AM »
So youre going to teach us all about respect for others and humility by flipping out and wishing physical harm on a message board? And yes, LOL.

Its ok to be upset and disappointed by people, but the instant you start flipping out n shit youre no better than them. Pick a horse.
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Mupepe

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Re: if you died, how would Evilboria find out?
« Reply #31 on: December 26, 2006, 01:07:46 AM »
I pick the high one!
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MrAngryFace

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Re: if you died, how would Evilboria find out?
« Reply #32 on: December 26, 2006, 01:08:32 AM »
Easy to do on the Internet ;)
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Eel O'Brian

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Re: if you died, how would Evilboria find out?
« Reply #33 on: December 26, 2006, 01:11:19 AM »
I'm not trying to teach you shit.  In your words, I'm simply "making a remark on a message board," so save your preaching for Sunday, Reverend.
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max_cool

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Re: if you died, how would Evilboria find out?
« Reply #34 on: December 26, 2006, 05:45:59 PM »
I just did, and now you know.
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brawndolicious

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Re: if you died, how would Evilboria find out?
« Reply #35 on: December 26, 2006, 07:31:42 PM »
Quote from: max_cool on December 26, 2006, 05:45:59 PM
I just did, and now you know.
You're annoying.  If I died, I don't think anybody would know, and the guy that said "any good loot", I want him dead.
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max_cool

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Re: if you died, how would Evilboria find out?
« Reply #36 on: December 26, 2006, 08:07:30 PM »
Quote from: am nintenho on December 26, 2006, 07:31:42 PM
Quote from: max_cool on December 26, 2006, 05:45:59 PM
I just did, and now you know.
You're annoying.  If I died, I don't think anybody would know, and the guy that said "any good loot", I want him dead.
You're uptight.

Get laid. again??
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mikesphat

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Re: if you died, how would Evilboria find out?
« Reply #37 on: December 26, 2006, 08:11:59 PM »
my lurker friend would prolly tell you guys... or in the case of suicide youd get to watch the vid yourselves...
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