evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010 (RESET WITH NEW OPTIONZ)

[Van Cruncheon]

vote, filth 

[Van Cruncheon]

alan wake as write-in

[Brehvolution]

Entire wii library. I bought more PS3 games(2) this year than wii games(0).

[cool breeze]

The entire wii library would include Metroid Other M, but it would also include Galaxy 2.  No fair.

Castlevania would still win it.  Or the Move library.

edit: also, Heavy Rain and GT5 don't count.  This is about games.

Wii also has Sin and Punishment 2.  It has been better than other years.

[Van Cruncheon]

looks like the wii will sweep another evilbore shitawards

[Sho Nuff]

I am actually pretty upset that you put the entire Wii library there, it's not like any of those games on that list compare with THAT.

[Shaka Khan]

"of a shit year"?

U mad?

As for the vote: I'm gonna press x for Jason.

[demi]

Resonance of Fate as a write-in

[Shaka Khan]

Resonance of Fate as a write-in

+1

What a shit game.

[Raban]

A close match between Heavy Rain and Other M. Giving the vote to Heavy Rain, since at least Other M is a game.

[maxy]

No PC games??

[Robo]

real talk write-in: Dante's Inferno

dishonerable mention: BioShock 2

[Mr. Gundam]

I never played Heavy Rain, so I went with the entire Wii library.

[Stoney Mason]

No PC games??

No one plays games on a dead platform.


I actually wanted to try Kirby and DKC on the Wii this year.

But my serious answer would be MOH, Fable 3, or Splinter Cell.

Not because they are shit. They were all average. But all very dissappointing in various ways.

[cool breeze]

A close match between Heavy Rain and Other M. Giving the vote to Heavy Rain, since at least Other M is a game.

I disagree.  Heavy Rain requires more input and attention that Other M.  Other M dodges for you while Heavy Rain makes you QTE and play hand twister like a motherfucker.  And the hilarious foreign idiosyncratic writing is entertaining where Metroid Other M the equivalent of having your dentist replace your teeth with aids needles.

No PC games??

AVG 2011 is goty, bro

[archie4208]

I wouldn't put Civ5 on a 'shit game' list but I'd certainly put it on 'most disappointing'.  AI ruined everything.  :'(

[Stoney Mason]

I wouldn't put Civ5 on a 'shit game' list but I'd certainly put it on 'most disappointing'.  AI ruined everything.  :'(

I want to get back to Civ 5. I got busy and had to put it to the side. I didn't play enough to run into the issues that the community seemed to be running into.

[Shaka Khan]

I wouldn't put Civ5 on a 'shit game' list but I'd certainly put it on 'most disappointing'.  AI ruined everything.  :'(

Weren't they going to release the AI patch sometime this month? Or is it true that's irreparably broken? I just think it sucks that the first Civ I buy caused this much controversy.

[Stoney Mason]

Linkzg mentioned Dark Void in the other thread. That's gotta be a contender. Although I think most smart people kinda knew that was gonna be shit.  

[Mr. Gundam]

Dark Void is the real SGOTY. Maybe Last Rebellion.

[Van Cruncheon]

i enjoyed dark void more than i did donkey kong country returns or heavy rain.

[Van Cruncheon]

yeah, dante's inferno, while like half-complete, was still more fun than any specific game on the list above

[cool breeze]

is donkey kong really that bad? I hated the country games and I have returns at home still wrapped.  videos made it seem pretty fun.

[Robo]

I disagree.  Never have dicks and titties been so goddamn boring.

[Eel O'Brian]

i don't see bioshock 2 anywhere on there

[maxy]

I wouldn't put Civ5 on a 'shit game' list but I'd certainly put it on 'most disappointing'.  AI ruined everything.  :'(

Really?I was thinking of trying it out...

I hate shitty,unfair,frustrating AI games...I just want to have fun dammit

[demi]

I disagree.  Never have dicks and titties been so goddamn boring.

I disagree. The dong physics on Satan were the most thought put into the game. Did you see that monster? It had its own jiggle and everything.

[cool breeze]

I disagree.  Never have dicks and titties been so goddamn boring.

someone has never seen japanese porn

[Van Cruncheon]

is donkey kong really that bad? I hated the country games and I have returns at home still wrapped.  videos made it seem pretty fun.

you'll like it if you liked prior donkey kong country games, which is a complete moral failing and consigns you to the very lowest caste of gamer

[cool breeze]

is donkey kong really that bad? I hated the country games and I have returns at home still wrapped.  videos made it seem pretty fun.

you'll like it if you liked prior donkey kong country games, which is a complete moral failing and consigns you to the very lowest caste of gamer

oh...oh god, so it is like the old games?

I was hoping the incredibly superiority of Jungle Beat would have influenced them not to just continue Rare's skid mark on the SNES.

[archie4208]

I wouldn't put Civ5 on a 'shit game' list but I'd certainly put it on 'most disappointing'.  AI ruined everything.  :'(

Weren't they going to release the AI patch sometime this month? Or is it true that's irreparably broken? I just think it sucks that the first Civ I buy caused this much controversy.

I would guess it is possible possible, although I have read some Civ vets say that it is beyond repair because of the 1UPT and some other core mechanics.

I wouldn't put Civ5 on a 'shit game' list but I'd certainly put it on 'most disappointing'.  AI ruined everything.  :'(

Really?I was thinking of trying it out...

I hate shitty,unfair,frustrating AI games...I just want to have fun dammit

The AI is distinguished mentally-challenged, even on high difficulty levels.  You can easily beat them in wars and once you conquer a Civ or two, you are nearly unstoppable for the rest of the game and it becomes boring.

[Third]

WTF? Wii had a better year than X360. 

And I won't vote because I don't see RDR or Minecraft in that list.

[Eel O'Brian]

[Shaka Khan]

I haven't tried Dante's Inferno, link to Satan's dong please.

[Mr. Gundam]

i enjoyed dark void more than i did donkey kong country returns or heavy rain.

My real vote is for Last Rebellion, I feel cheated paying $5 for it. What a horrible game.

[Shaka Khan]

Can someone please add "Third" to that list?

[fistfulofmetal]

Minecraft in that list.

because its 2009

[Positive Touch]

final fantasy 13 easily.  i can't fucking believe they spent five years making that simple-ass p.o.s.  final fantasies have always been far from perfect, but that game was just unimaginative tedious shit.  way below my worst expectations and maybe even a worse game than ff2

[Shaka Khan]

i enjoyed dark void more than i did donkey kong country returns or heavy rain.

My real vote is for Last Rebellion, I feel cheated paying $5 for it. What a horrible game.

I saw it at my local game store for almost that exact price (though used) and thought of picking it up. Glad I didn't lol.

[demi]

I haven't tried Dante's Inferno, link to Satan's dong please.

Just YT "Dante Inferno final battle" or something, lol. Might be hard to see in YT resolution if there isnt an HD capture.

[Eel O'Brian]

 

[Mr. Gundam]

i enjoyed dark void more than i did donkey kong country returns or heavy rain.

My real vote is for Last Rebellion, I feel cheated paying $5 for it. What a horrible game.

I saw it at my local game store for almost that exact price (though used) and thought of picking it up. Glad I didn't lol.

I got it used for $5 from Gamefly. It's actually worth picking up just to see how terrible it truly is. The turn-based battle system is interesting if it was implemented well.... but it wasn't.

[Robo]

Minecraft in that list.

because its 2009

2011 - you two re-res will get your chance next year.

[Beezy]

Dante's Inferno falls under the Castlevania GoW clone category. No need for a write in.

[Third]

This year's list a big disappointment. Were's Black Ops, Vanquish and Bayonetta? I'm sure a lot of people thought those games were worse than the games posted on that list.

[Raban]

A close match between Heavy Rain and Other M. Giving the vote to Heavy Rain, since at least Other M is a game.

I disagree.  Heavy Rain requires more input and attention that Other M.  Other M dodges for you while Heavy Rain makes you QTE and play hand twister like a motherfucker.  And the hilarious foreign idiosyncratic writing is entertaining where Metroid Other M the equivalent of having your dentist replace your teeth with aids needles.

I see your point.

[Herr Mafflard]

voted for wii library but as a single entity I would give my vote to Bioshock 2 as well. I forgot about it as soon as I finished it. Actually, now I can't remember if I finished it at all. Seriously. So uninspired.

At least I had the common sense to shut off and return FF13 during the first half hour of playing it.

[Stoney Mason]

This year's list a big disappointment. Were's Black Ops, Vanquish and Bayonetta? I'm sure a lot of people thought those games were worse than the games posted on that list.

As I've mentioned before though, to be fair you have shit taste so...

[maxy]

Never understood why people bashed Dante Inferno so much...played it only on PSP though

Outside shitty platforming sections and some tedious combat near the end,Dante Inferno was great.I finished it and enjoyed it much more than two GOW PSP games(never finished them,zzzzzzzz)

PSP game is like a carbon copy of console version...high production,great visuals,long(8-10 hours),fun gameplay outside above mentioned stuff

[Third]

This year's list a big disappointment. Were's Black Ops, Vanquish and Bayonetta? I'm sure a lot of people thought those games were worse than the games posted on that list.

As I've mentioned before though, to be fair you have shit taste so...

wtf are you talking about weeabo. Only castlevania: lords of shadow and sonic are worse than the games I've mentioned.

[Shaka Khan]

This year's list a big disappointment. Were's Black Ops, Vanquish and Bayonetta? I'm sure a lot of people thought those games were worse than the games posted on that list.

As I've mentioned before though, to be fair you have shit taste so...

wtf are you talking about weeabo. Only castlevania: lords of shadow and sonic are worse than the games I've mentioned.

Well, after being impressed by the size and physics of Satan's dong, I checked some other videos of Dante's Inferno and thought to myself "graphics aside, how could this be MUCH worse than GoW3?"

GoW3 had good graphics and two good boss fights, but what people tend to forget is that it also had was a terrible monotonous gameplay, that remained unchanged since the first game, a crappy protagonist, a shit story, and a shittier ending.

[Joe Molotov]

Why isn't Iron Roses on the list?

Oh wait, I thought this was the GOTY thread.

[ferrarimanf355]

Gran Turismo 5 for the games on the list, Splatterhouse as a write-in.

[tiesto]

Voted Sonic 4, since I had more fun with DKC, Kirby and of course GOTY Sin and Punishment 2 than most of what was on the HD twins.

[Great Rumbler]

No Iron Roses? Or is that being saved for an "of the Decade" award?

[Diunx]

Halol: reach but since it wasn't on the poll for some reason I voted for the wii library although we shouldn't even vote on something so obvious.

[Bebpo]

Anyone who voted for Bioshock 2 or Heavy Rain is now my enemy 

[Eel O'Brian]

you liked bioshock 2 and heavy rain, you're already the enemy of good taste

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[drew]

i just got donkey kong returns for my bday, whats wrong with it?

otherwise i'll have to think about this

[Herr Mafflard]

Bioshock 2 was entirely forgettable.

Actually. Now that I think about it, I would have to say that Kane and Lynch 2 is unequivocally the worst game I played this year. I usually go out of my way not to play stinkers, but man, this one snuck up on me.

so yeah, K&L2 as write-in.