Author Topic: man wtf is with these young girls with really developed bodies? (Read 3872 times)

Himu · « **on:** December 26, 2006, 01:23:07 AM »

So I'm at my aunt's celebrating christmas right? They invited a friend who has a daughter and she had HUGE titties and was about my height. So I'm talkin to her and shit and she says she's 11 years old!

WTF

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #1 on:** December 26, 2006, 01:24:44 AM »

Times like these make me relish the fact that I'm also not "of age"...

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2 on:** December 26, 2006, 01:26:55 AM »

Jesus Christ Himuro wtf stop drinking at family events. First incest, now pedophilia?

Himu · « **Reply #3 on:** December 26, 2006, 01:27:40 AM »

PHOENIX

Where have you been?!

Mupepe · « **Reply #4 on:** December 26, 2006, 01:29:51 AM »

Whoa, Himumu. That's disturbing, dude. You can't tell how young she is from her face, voice, actions or her immaturity? That's really scary.

lolz

I love you, dude.

Himu · « **Reply #5 on:** December 26, 2006, 01:32:34 AM »

I had 5glasses of Bailey's with much much added vodka.

$:-\$

BUT SHE HAD HUGE TITS. Her voice wasn't that young sounding, her actions equated to watching tv just like everyone else, and she showed little immaturity.

Fuck these super gene women.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #6 on:** December 26, 2006, 01:33:02 AM »

Well, did you hit it or what?

Himu · « **Reply #7 on:** December 26, 2006, 01:33:23 AM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8 on:** December 26, 2006, 01:34:02 AM »

Headed to my parents house on Christmas eve, went with them to my uncle's house to spend the night (he lives in Detroit), then today we drove to my grandma's house and were there most of the day.

Oh the stories to tell...

-Getting hit on by a 13 year old girl
-Taking a gulp of RUM straight from the bottle
-My other uncle's kickass heart attack (he's fucking BADASS)
-Crackhead cousin

... $:-\$

Himu · « **Reply #9 on:** December 26, 2006, 01:35:58 AM »

crackhead cousin?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #10 on:** December 26, 2006, 01:36:49 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on December 26, 2006, 01:33:23 AM

NO.

Well then, you lose at life.

PD: one sip of Rum? Halle-fucking-lujah...

brawndolicious · « **Reply #11 on:** December 26, 2006, 01:37:18 AM »

heart attack?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12 on:** December 26, 2006, 01:37:24 AM »

Well he's my mom's cousin. So I suppose he's my cousin too, but I still won't give him $5

Mupepe · « **Reply #13 on:** December 26, 2006, 01:37:56 AM »

STRAIGHT FROM THE BOTTLE, SHAKE!

I love you, PD.

Himumu, I've been fooled before. Just never by someone that young.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #14 on:** December 26, 2006, 01:39:02 AM »

I IZ DRUNKEN MASTAH

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #15 on:** December 26, 2006, 01:39:19 AM »

11? jesus christ dude

Himu · « **Reply #16 on:** December 26, 2006, 01:43:17 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on December 26, 2006, 01:37:56 AM

Himumu, I've been fooled before. Just never by someone that young.

HER TITS

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** December 26, 2006, 01:43:48 AM »

Was she fat?

Himu · « **Reply #18 on:** December 26, 2006, 01:44:19 AM »

Mupepe · « **Reply #19 on:** December 26, 2006, 01:44:23 AM »

Tits McGee: oh man, my teachers are soooo mean! A little boy pushed me down at recess the other day. I think he likes me!

Himumu: HER TITS!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #20 on:** December 26, 2006, 01:44:37 AM »

I feel bad enough when I think about how cute my best friend's younger sister is...but she's 18 now.

11, get the fuck out.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #21 on:** December 26, 2006, 01:46:48 AM »

Himu's trying to rob the cradle.

Mupepe · « **Reply #22 on:** December 26, 2006, 01:47:58 AM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on December 26, 2006, 01:46:48 AM

Himu's trying to rob the cradle.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #23 on:** December 26, 2006, 01:52:00 AM »

I... don't get it...

Mupepe · « **Reply #24 on:** December 26, 2006, 01:56:01 AM »

His name is Rob Cradle!!!!

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #25 on:** December 26, 2006, 01:57:58 AM »

(see signature)

Himu · « **Reply #26 on:** December 26, 2006, 01:59:58 AM »

Took a pic with my cell phone. She refused to smile though.

piece of shit.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #27 on:** December 26, 2006, 02:00:39 AM »

Well, upload it asscrack.

Himu · « **Reply #28 on:** December 26, 2006, 02:00:55 AM »

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #29 on:** December 26, 2006, 02:03:23 AM »

ugh.... wtf is THAT? o_O

Himu · « **Reply #30 on:** December 26, 2006, 02:04:42 AM »

I DON'T KNOW

Mupepe · « **Reply #31 on:** December 26, 2006, 02:06:58 AM »

GARRETT! WTF MAN!? YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT HOW YOUNG SHE IS AND HOW DISGUSTED IT MADE YOU FEEL BUT THEN YOU TOOK A FUCKING PICTURE OF HER TO SHOW YOUR FRIENDS ON THE INTERNET!? WTF INDEED!

Himu · « **Reply #32 on:** December 26, 2006, 02:07:42 AM »

That's not the case, she made me take a pic. I made this topic and then I had to post it.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #33 on:** December 26, 2006, 02:07:52 AM »

Dude, she looks cracked out. I at least would have copped a feel or two.

Himu · « **Reply #34 on:** December 26, 2006, 02:08:40 AM »

Shake is a goddamn freak.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #35 on:** December 26, 2006, 02:09:09 AM »

Mupepe · « **Reply #36 on:** December 26, 2006, 02:11:48 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on December 26, 2006, 02:07:42 AM

That's not the case, she made me take a pic. I made this topic and then I had to post it.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #37 on:** December 26, 2006, 02:15:53 AM »

Miles Trahan wrote
at 2:02am
i said LATERZ, faggurt face!

Write on My Wall - Delete

Jared Sichel wrote
at 2:01am
why do u have a picture of my dad?
Write on Jared's Wall - Message - Delete

Miles Trahan wrote
at 2:00am
no, its ur father after ur conception.

LATERZ
Write on My Wall - Delete

Jared Sichel wrote
at 2:00am
miles is that u as a baby??
Write on Jared's Wall - Message - Delete

Miles Trahan wrote
at 1:59am
http://www.internetcash.com/en/images/baby-crying.jpg
Write on My Wall - Delete

Jared Sichel wrote
at 1:58am
she said...."Miles get the fuck off me!"
Write on Jared's Wall - Message - Delete

Miles Trahan wrote
at 1:58am
THEN WUT DID SHE SAY U TELL ME MR SMARTY PANTS!?!?!?!?!?!?!.
Write on My Wall - Delete

Jared Sichel wrote
at 1:58am
no miles....no....thats not what she said
Write on Jared's Wall - Message - Delete

Miles Trahan wrote
at 1:57am
thats what SHE said

Write on My Wall - Delete

Jared Sichel wrote
at 1:57am
i wish u had a camera to! i cant picture u running...u really should capture that shit on film
Write on Jared's Wall - Message - Delete

Miles Trahan wrote
at 1:55am
i wish i had a camera, so i could take a picture of me doing victory laps. :/
Write on My Wall - Delete

Jared Sichel wrote
at 1:53am
oo shit...nice....ill give u that one....u win this battle.....
Write on Jared's Wall - Message - Delete

Miles Trahan wrote
at 1:52am
yeh, straighter than my fist against your face, cock smoker.

Write on My Wall - Delete

Jared Sichel wrote
at 1:51am
it doesnt?? o then u might be straight
Write on Jared's Wall - Message - Delete

Miles Trahan wrote
at 1:48am
just because my friend's list is a sausage fest doesn't make me gay.... :*(
Write on My Wall - Delete

^

Begin reading here.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #38 on:** December 26, 2006, 02:16:20 AM »

Himu · « **Reply #39 on:** December 26, 2006, 02:18:08 AM »

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #40 on:** December 26, 2006, 02:18:54 AM »

Welcome to my usual Monday night, dickweeds.

Mupepe · « **Reply #41 on:** December 26, 2006, 02:19:42 AM »

I love you, Miles.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #42 on:** December 26, 2006, 02:20:01 AM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #43 on:** December 26, 2006, 02:20:17 AM »

An example of why high school kids shouldn't have access to facebook.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #44 on:** December 26, 2006, 02:21:05 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on December 26, 2006, 02:20:17 AM

An example of why high school kids shouldn't have access to facebook.

Nah, flame wars are the shit. Plus, I'm bored and grouchy.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #45 on:** December 26, 2006, 02:22:26 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on December 26, 2006, 02:00:55 AM

(Image removed from quote.)

JESUS CHRIST WTF HIMU

You took a fucking PICTURE of an 11 year old girl? An ugly ass 11 year old at that.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #46 on:** December 26, 2006, 02:23:07 AM »

Its Jay-Z in a Victoria's Secret sweater.

Mupepe · « **Reply #47 on:** December 26, 2006, 02:24:52 AM »

Miles is my baby boo. I'm going to teach him the ropes of life.

Step 1. When you fall, cover your asshole. Better safe than sorry.

Step 2. When you sleep, lay on your back. Can't reach your cornhole in that position. Better safe than sorry.

Step 3. In the shower, tie strings to everything. Your cornhole will be less exposed standing upright. Better safe than sorry.

Step 4. Never stick your weenie in a Crisco bottle. While you're distracted, your cornhole is vulnerable. Better safe than sorry.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #48 on:** December 26, 2006, 02:26:12 AM »

yeah I'm pretty awesome

Mupepe · « **Reply #49 on:** December 26, 2006, 02:27:52 AM »

It feels like I've been alone too long,
With no girls around
My mamma's wondering.
Thinking of some way,
to release it.

I looked in the kitchen,
Saw some Crisco Oil,
And that's when my bladder started to boil,
Ooooooh yeah.

Ow, Ow, Ow!
(Uh oh!)
Ow, ow, ow!
(Oh God! What did I just do?)

No one wanted to be with me,
Had to make my dream come true,
I wanted to hump something,
I didn't know what to do.
It seemed like a good idea,
And no one else was around,
I stuck my weenie in a bottle,
And now I can't get it out!

Stuck my weenie in a bottle today,
Gonna shove it up there all the way.
I stuck my weenie in a bottle,
Oh no,
Can, can, someone come help me out?

It's turning purple,
All the feelings gone,
Now where did I put that friggin' phone?
Dialing 9-1-1!

Please pick up!
I'm in a lot of pain!
This was supposed to feel good,
Now I'm suffering,
Oh, please answer!

[Emergeny Services]
Denver 911, what is your emergency?

Ow, Ow, ow!

[Emergency Services]
Hello?

Ow, ow, ow!

[Emergency Services]
Sir, what seems to be the problem?

No one wanted to be with me,
Had to make my dream come true,
I wanted to hump something,
I didn't know what to do.

[Emergency Services]
Go on!

It seemed like a good idea,
And no one else was around,
I stuck my weenie in a bottle,
And now I can't get it out!

[Emergency Services]
You stuck your weenie in a bottle,
Oh my!
You must feel really lonley, guy.
You stuck your weenie in a bottle,
That's a first!
Don't worry sir,
We're sending somebody out!
Hey Pam, this guy's got his weenie stuck in a bottle!

[Pam]
No way!

[Emergency Services]
He does!
HAHAHAHAHA!
Wait, wait...
Sir, we're sending somebody out.
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH!

[Police]
He's in here,
Let's break the door down!

They break the door down.

[Police]
Oh my God!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[Emergency Services]
No one wanted to be with him,
Had to make his dream come true,
He wanted to hump something!

I didn't know what to do!

[Police]
It seemed like a good idea,
And no one else was around,
He stuck his weenie in a bottle--

And now I can't get it out!

[Policeman]
Ok kid, relax
We're going to get this thing off of ya!
OK, get ready,
PULL!

OWWWW!!

Stuck my weenie in a bottle today,
Now, now, now I can't get it out!

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #50 on:** December 26, 2006, 02:29:16 AM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #51 on:** December 26, 2006, 02:31:57 AM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on December 26, 2006, 02:23:07 AM

Its Jay-Z in a Victoria's Secret sweater.

...

Vizzys · « **Reply #52 on:** December 26, 2006, 02:32:06 AM »

This thread gets the pedobear seal of approval for sure.

Himu · « **Reply #53 on:** December 26, 2006, 10:44:32 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 26, 2006, 02:22:26 AM

Quote from: Himuro on December 26, 2006, 02:00:55 AM
(Image removed from quote.)

JESUS CHRIST WTF HIMU

You took a fucking PICTURE of an 11 year old girl? An ugly ass 11 year old at that.

I said she refused to smile

Beezy · « **Reply #54 on:** December 26, 2006, 11:37:08 AM »

Himuro no!

Diablos · « **Reply #55 on:** December 26, 2006, 01:04:03 PM »

omg Himu took a pic of an 11 year old

Himu · « **Reply #56 on:** December 26, 2006, 01:11:47 PM »

Shuri · « **Reply #57 on:** December 26, 2006, 01:12:07 PM »

Wtf is she sleeping too! Dude you take it to another level

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #58 on:** December 26, 2006, 01:13:49 PM »

did you skeet on her face

Diablos · « **Reply #59 on:** December 26, 2006, 01:29:25 PM »

Quote from: Shuri on December 26, 2006, 01:12:07 PM

Wtf is she sleeping too! Dude you take it to another level

Seriously, he does

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Author Topic: man wtf is with these young girls with really developed bodies? (Read 3872 times)

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