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If you want to make your own necropants (literally; nábrók) you have to get permission from a living man to use his skin after his death.

After he has been buried you must dig up his body and flay the skin of the corpse in one piece from the waist down. As soon as you step into the pants they will stick to your own skin.

A coin must be stolen from a poor widow and placed in the scrotum along with the magical sign, nábrókarstafur, written on a piece of paper. Consequently the coin will draw money into the scrotum so it will never be empty, as long as the original coin is not removed.

To ensure salvation the owner has to convince someone else to overtake the pants and step into each leg as soon as he gets out of it. The necropants will thus keep the money-gathering nature for generations.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #18011 on:** October 24, 2013, 10:07:03 AM »

Brehvolution · « **Reply #18012 on:** October 24, 2013, 10:29:20 AM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #18013 on:** October 24, 2013, 10:34:16 AM »

DCharlieJP · « **Reply #18014 on:** October 24, 2013, 10:35:51 AM »

Quote from: chronovore on October 20, 2013, 11:30:59 AM

Mildly

http://imgur.com/IkooPhk

if that girl had short hair i'd be ready to marry ... wait.... i'm already married... um... oh... well...

Brehvolution · « **Reply #18015 on:** October 24, 2013, 01:13:29 PM »

Mildly

http://i.minus.com/iqzNZ8Qdqgpqw.gif

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #18016 on:** October 24, 2013, 01:42:42 PM »

http://i.imgur.com/2i97ZIH.gif

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #18017 on:** October 24, 2013, 06:39:50 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #18018 on:** October 24, 2013, 06:43:46 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #18019 on:** October 24, 2013, 06:56:28 PM »

chronovore · « **Reply #18020 on:** October 24, 2013, 06:59:05 PM »

Quote from: DCharlieJP on October 24, 2013, 10:35:51 AM

Quote from: chronovore on October 20, 2013, 11:30:59 AM
Mildly

http://imgur.com/IkooPhk

if that girl had short hair i'd be ready to marry ... wait.... i'm already married... um... oh... well...

You're better off as-is, guaranteed, XFE!