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[CajoleJuice]

[Great Rumbler]

Day 1

[CajoleJuice]

[Himu]

BEEZY?!!?!?!

[Brehvolution]

Day 1

That's high praise.

[Madrun Badrun]

http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/650797main_jsc2012e051505_alt_full.jpg

[The Sceneman]

I'm trying to get a DBZ advice animal off the ground. Probably the nerdiest thing I've ever done. And I play Magic. 

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3pc660/

[Brehvolution]

[Brehvolution]

[Shaka Khan]

It's a kettle + cup as well. Very cute.

[Dickie Dee]

,

[Gospel]

  http://efukt.com/20932_Dumbest_Girl_In_Porn?.html

[etiolate]

those asian girls are scary

[chronovore]

I think you'll find most women working in porn, when they are given a chance to speak at length about their family and history, are scary.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

WTF?

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/man-fathered-30-kids-needs-break-child-support-140439765.html

...and yes, most porn stars are extremely fucked up but this should surprise nobody.  When Gregory Dark was making pornos before filming Britney Spears music videos, he was well known for tapping into the psyches of these porn stars to find all kinds of fucked up shit.  He thought it would make for better porn.  Luke Ford's website had a lot of fucked up porn starlet stories but he's a born again Jew and most of the stuff is lost in the ether.  It's why I have to LOL at the people who insist that most porn stars aren't fucked up but instead really love sex.

Won't stop me from fapping away though.

[Shaka Khan]

http://efukt.com/20932_Dumbest_Girl_In_Porn?.html

WTF @ girl being choked.

[Phoenix Dark]

http://efukt.com/20932_Dumbest_Girl_In_Porn?.html

WTF @ girl being choked.

http://efukt.com/20577_The_Legally_Retarded_Pornstar.html 

[TakingBackSunday]

I think you'll find most women working in porn, when they are given a chance to speak at length about their family and history, are scary.

Stoya seems pretty chill.  She did an AMA on reddit the other day and was normal as shit

[Himu]

a lot of porn stars are apparently smart as fuck too.

[Phoenix Dark]

I think you'll find most women working in porn, when they are given a chance to speak at length about their family and history, are scary.

I follow Leilani Leeane on twitter and oh boy is she crazy. Like batshit

[Madrun Badrun]

http://www.comicsalliance.com/2012/04/13/john-goodman-face-on-anime-girls/

[Madrun Badrun]

http://hinterlandgazette.com/2012/05/actor-smith-slaps-kissy-male-ukrainian-reporter-moscow-men-black-3-premiere.html

[chronovore]

I think you'll find most women working in porn, when they are given a chance to speak at length about their family and history, are scary.

Stoya seems pretty chill.  She did an AMA on reddit the other day and was normal as shit

I'll believe there are a few exceptions. And Stoya's coming from Yuurop, not possessing America's inherently broken morality on porn. And Sasha Grey doesn't come off as unbalanced either, though Sasha's a bit pretentious about her "art."

a lot of porn stars are apparently smart as fuck too.

I didn't say they were dumb or even ignorant, I said they were mentally unbalanced. Asia Carrera opened my eyes to the problem -- she's smart, got good grades, adminned her own website back when the web was just starting out, made herself a pioneer (porn-oneer?) but has massive daddy issues, and has modified her own face and body because she thought she was ugly, even though pre-surgery Asia >>>>>> post-plastic fakery.

[Dickie Dee]

I think you'll find most women working in porn, when they are given a chance to speak at length about their family and history, are scary.

Stoya seems pretty chill.  She did an AMA on reddit the other day and was normal as shit

I'll believe there are a few exceptions. And Stoya's coming from Yuurop, not possessing America's inherently broken morality on porn.

[Himu]

I think you'll find most women working in porn, when they are given a chance to speak at length about their family and history, are scary.

Stoya seems pretty chill.  She did an AMA on reddit the other day and was normal as shit

I'll believe there are a few exceptions. And Stoya's coming from Yuurop, not possessing America's inherently broken morality on porn. And Sasha Grey doesn't come off as unbalanced either, though Sasha's a bit pretentious about her "art."

a lot of porn stars are apparently smart as fuck too.

I didn't say they were dumb or even ignorant, I said they were mentally unbalanced. Asia Carrera opened my eyes to the problem -- she's smart, got good grades, adminned her own website back when the web was just starting out, made herself a pioneer (porn-oneer?) but has massive daddy issues, and has modified her own face and body because she thought she was ugly, even though pre-surgery Asia >>>>>> post-plastic fakery.

i was posting an aside, not replying to what you wrote. just noting that apparently a lot of porn stars are like, green shinobi level in terms of iq.

[BlueTsunami]

http://efukt.com/20932_Dumbest_Girl_In_Porn?.html

The random bout of patriotism is the best part

Edit: Fuck I should have posted this after I finished the video

[Groogrux]

http://hinterlandgazette.com/2012/05/actor-smith-slaps-kissy-male-ukrainian-reporter-moscow-men-black-3-premiere.html

I've heard a lot of people making a big deal about this calling Smith a homophobe, but I don't think it's the case at all.  I know there are a few cultures out there where kissing people on the cheek is acceptable, but hardly ever on the lips.  And that reporter should know that isn't an American culture by any means.  I don't want a random person I don't know walking up to me and trying to kiss me on the lips, unless it's a really hot woman.

[Madrun Badrun]

[BlueTsunami]

I don't understand what I'm loo... looking at

[Madrun Badrun]

i'm no expert but I think it's a woman

[Shaka Khan]

But what is the guy holding? her pants' straps?

Edit: Oh, probably the strap tied to her neck... wat?

[Madrun Badrun]

[Broseidon]

#t=399s

[Madrun Badrun]

http://i.imgur.com/ZqGdg.jpg

[Joe Molotov]

http://i.imgur.com/ZqGdg.jpg

WTF, Bill's just leaving him hanging there. Not cool, broseph.

[Gospel]

[archie4208]

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[Himu]

ugh

[Madrun Badrun]

[Shaka Khan]

ugh

Ughughughugh

[Joe Molotov]

Ughnnnnnnnnggggg

[Joe Molotov]

[Dickie Dee]

real talk

[Beezy]

[Shaka Khan]

That was awesome.

Fresh Prince

Fresh Prince

[MyNameIsMethodis]

its weird how he cou8ld still match it pitch perfect

[Phoenix Dark]

I ain't even mad. She grew up in quite a different time, and while I don't know whether she's racist today I'd imagine she's rather prejudiced. But guess what, so were my black grandparents in many ways.

[E-DuB]

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Pretty soon the barrel that they have been scraping for the last dozen years is going to spontaneously combust and kill anyone within a 30 yard range

[Madrun Badrun]

[Madrun Badrun]

[The Sceneman]

[Joe Molotov]

Saw this at GAF:



Nic Cage's ex and son. LAWL!

[CajoleJuice]

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christ, she is so hot and tiny and ugggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[pickle]

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Those shoes look like they're about to burst at the seams.

[Himu]

she'd be so hot if she lost 200 pounds, or 300. Okay, 400.

[Madrun Badrun]

walrus knee lol

[brob]

why does god even make fat girls with small tits? so mean.

[Mupepe]

so then why does god even make fat boys with small tits?

[Brehvolution]

Look at that walrus knee.

Jesus.

why does god even make fat girls with small tits? so mean.

First thing I thought. It's a double whammy.

[Dickie Dee]

she'd be so hot if she lost 200 pounds, or 300. Okay, 400.

imagine the myspace angle surprise she could pull off