The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[Shadow Mod]

Alert me when the postcount disparity between him and the second-top poster is circa 300.

It will be quicker than you think.

[Broseidon]

I give it 2 days 

[Shadow Mod]

I give it 2 days 

He's already at third. And he entered it late.

[Hock]

Search coming back is cool, until you search yourself and find all the stupid shit you wrote when you first joined.

[Shadow Mod]

Search coming back is cool, until you search yourself and find all the stupid shit you wrote when you first joined.

I was super reactionary when I first joined, probably the reason Phoenix was like "wtf is this girl's problem."

[Broseidon]

Search coming back is cool, until you search yourself and find all the stupid shit you wrote when you first joined.

I went back and found my very first post earlier today.

[Van Cruncheon]

I mean, I get that WrathofOtaibah might not *think* he got annihilated, but he totally, totally did.  Don't even engage those fuckers unless you're ready to bring the end of days upon them.  They do their homework just to fight on GAF and if you can't do at least that, you're going to come out looking like the chump.

yeah, you lose when you go soft. take a look at me, all broke down and FRIENDLY these days. I AM A GHOST

[Van Cruncheon]

awesome-o knows annihilation, trust this man

[Shadow Mod]

So I've been meaning to ask who on here has been permed for a hilariously bullshit reason.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I gave away my account to somebody, which was just recently discussed in this thread.

I think I had 10,000 posts or some shit there.

Edit: Sorry, not a permaban but might as well be to me.

[Van Cruncheon]

i think the REAL answer is quit talking about wimmens on the internet like you know a thang. do you guys talk about MEN like that? every time some dudebro opens his yap about CHICKS ARE LIKE THIS, LOL FEMINISM it makes me wonder what insecurity or coveted privilege is gonna get horked up as the tension ratchets

[Shadow Mod]

I mean, I get that WrathofOtaibah might not *think* he got annihilated, but he totally, totally did.  Don't even engage those fuckers unless you're ready to bring the end of days upon them.  They do their homework just to fight on GAF and if you can't do at least that, you're going to come out looking like the chump.

yeah, you lose when you go soft. take a look at me, all broke down and FRIENDLY these days. I AM A GHOST

I'm no longer the terrorist y'all know and kinda like 

Honestly though I could have easily found examples, I just couldn't be bothered to care. And doing that I ended up pissing them off more so I'll take that. Hell it lead to a couple of pm between me and devo over there, and I probably pissed her off the most 

This time around I wasn't as pissed as I normally get though, hence me actually getting explanatory rather than trolly and dismissive. The last time I got really angry was uh that women bloggers thread.

[Owl-faced Wizard]

So I've been meaning to ask who on here has been permed for a hilariously bullshit reason.

I was banned as a junior because a mod misread a post I made on the subject of whether or not it's ever appropriate to call somebody a stupid bitch (in theory).  I was arguing in the affirmative - with the provision that the subject in question actually is a stupid bitch.

It was probably Kagari, the stupid bitch.

[pilonv1]

shocking revelations

cowbell is devolution

next you'll be telling me owl-faced wizard is kittonwy or something

My secret is unveiled (Image removed from quote.)

[Shadow Mod]

So I've been meaning to ask who on here has been permed for a hilariously bullshit reason.

I was banned as a junior because a mod misread a post I made on the subject of whether or not it's ever appropriate to call somebody a stupid bitch (in theory).  I was arguing in the affirmative - with the provision that the subject in question actually is a stupid bitch.

It was probably Kagari, the stupid bitch.

Eh probably not, I hear she's too busy on gaming side.

[Owl-faced Wizard]

It was on gaming side.  Was either her or Amir0x - they're the only ones dumb enough to ban somebody for thought crime.

[Great Rumbler]

Never been banned from GAF.

[Hock]

Hey, non factors get banned all the time. Or so I've heard.

[Great Rumbler]

Never been banned from GAF.

You're too much of a non factor to be banned.

It's called being SMART.

[Shadow Mod]

It was on gaming side.  Was either her or Amir0x - they're the only ones dumb enough to ban somebody for thought crime.

lol Amirox, thank god that guy is no longer a mod.

[Great Rumbler]

Or a pussy. But hey whatever makes you sleep at night.

At least I didn't let myself get drawn into an argument about feminism/white-knighting on GAF.

[Shadow Mod]

Never been banned from GAF.

You're too much of a non factor to be banned.

It's called being SMART.

Who doesn't like a dog in a suit.

[etiolate]

I mean, I get that WrathofOtaibah might not *think* he got annihilated, but he totally, totally did.  Don't even engage those fuckers unless you're ready to bring the end of days upon them.  They do their homework just to fight on GAF and if you can't do at least that, you're going to come out looking like the chump.

I'm not sure about that HW thing. Most of the time they can't separate misogyny from sexism.

[Rman]

Manos is now trolling the splinter OWS thread-the UC Davis pepper spray thread.  Dude has endurance.

[Crushed]

"You are not a person of will and strength"

I wonder how easy it would be to trick Manos into admitting that his philosophy boils down to a victory, or a triumph, really, of the human spirit, or "will" if you must

[thisismyusername]

Sweet Jesus. You guys were not kidding. Manos literally posts every other post in that Operation Wallstreet thread in addition to the UC Davis thread. 

Seriously? 

I'd like a link to that.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=32846546&postcount=438

[Shadow Mod]

Sweet Jesus. You guys were not kidding. Manos literally posts every other post in that Operation Wallstreet thread in addition to the UC Davis thread. 

Dude went off the rails for real.

[thisismyusername]

Sweet Jesus. You guys were not kidding. Manos literally posts every other post in that Operation Wallstreet thread in addition to the UC Davis thread. 

Dude went off the rails for real.

He's 419 posts ahead of the second poster. Seriously, where is the "It's time to stop posting" cat image macro and someone needs to post it to him.

Also  Oh, you, EmCee

[Van Cruncheon]

"You are not a person of will and strength"

I wonder how easy it would be to trick Manos into admitting that his philosophy boils down to a victory, or a triumph, really, of the human spirit, or "will" if you must

he's one of any number of dedicated internet libertarian narcissists. the absolute worst thing you can do to these fruit loops is to completely and utterly disacknowledge and ignore them. if you MUST engage, adopt an arch, patronizing tone. gets 'em every time.

never, EVER try subtlety. it goes over their head, and you wind up validating them.

[Momo]

Manos reminds me of Menos Grande. I always chuckle when you guys say that name

[Crushed]

Speaking of crazy internet libertarians who can't take a hint, the return of search lead to me remembering an old gem from 2009:

GOLD 45 REVOLVER and his screeds about moral choice in gaming, communist vampires, feminization, fiat currency, and golden revolvers speaking the hero's truth to power: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=366448&page=2

I have to wonder if all the models and photographers he hired ever asked him what the hell he was talking about or what his brand actually did, or if they just accepted the paycheck while the guy talked about Spartan virtues and Ayn Rand.

[Vizzys]

whas a menos grande

[MCD]

RE4 enemies? Dunno.

[Momo]

whas a menos grande

Sky vagina lovers
/i say to someone with a bleach avatar

[Oblivion]

Never been banned from GAF.

Not even once?

Speaking of crazy internet libertarians who can't take a hint, the return of search lead to me remembering an old gem from 2009:

GOLD 45 REVOLVER and his screeds about moral choice in gaming, communist vampires, feminization, fiat currency, and golden revolvers speaking the hero's truth to power: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=366448&page=2

I have to wonder if all the models and photographers he hired ever asked him what the hell he was talking about or what his brand actually did, or if they just accepted the paycheck while the guy talked about Spartan virtues and Ayn Rand.

[ZephyrFate]

whas a menos grande

"Less big."

[Shadow Mod]

whas a menos grande

"Less big."

You would know that.

[Momo]

Thats what she said

[Oblivion]

Devo, you should let your hair grow out. Think you'd look nicer that way. Just sayin. 

[ZephyrFate]

whas a menos grande

"Less big."

You would know that.

Huh 

[Shadow Mod]

whas a menos grande

"Less big."

You would know that.

Huh 

Making a crude joke about you being gay. I'll shut up now.

Devo, you should let your hair grow out. Think you'd look nicer that way. Just sayin. 

Was thinking about growing the hair out for a bob.

[ZephyrFate]

I was just translating the Spanish 

[parallax]

Devo, you should let your hair grow out. Think you'd look nicer that way. Just sayin. 

Oh you

[Oblivion]

Devo, you should let your hair grow out. Think you'd look nicer that way. Just sayin. 

Oh you

What the fuck, yo? When did you join?

[Shadow Mod]

Devo, you should let your hair grow out. Think you'd look nicer that way. Just sayin. 

Oh you

What the fuck, yo? When did you join?

All the cool people have been migrating. It's what you guys get for gettin' more chill and relatively better to talk to than GAF. 

[Cindi Mayweather]

Hi Devo!

[Shadow Mod]

Hi Devo!

Sup my fellow funk lover. =o.

[Vizzys]

devo ~

[Shaka Khan]

First Andrex and now Devo?

People we gossip about HAVE GOT to stop doing that. It stops being gossip when the subjects are actively participating, defending themselves.

Let's give it a try: Devo, your haircut is extremely offensive. On both genders alike. One person complimented you in the Picture threads once, and I PM'd him/her with "Really? Seriously?" To which he/she replied "Not really, just trying to be nice."

True story.

[Shadow Mod]

First Andrex and now Devo?

People we gossip about HAVE GOT to stop doing that. It stop being gossip when the subjects are actively participating, defending themselves.

Let's give it a try: Devo, you're haircut is extremely offensive. For both genders alike. One person complimented you in the Picture threads once, and I PM'd him/her with "Really? Seriously?" To which he/she replied "Not really, just trying to be nice."

True story.

That's just like your opinion, man. I'm eating steak right now, you can't ruin my mood.

[Shaka Khan]

Do you really like it? As in "I sport this cut because I like it and not because I need to make a point"?

If so, I'll stop hating, even though it offends every fiber of my fabulous being.

[Shadow Mod]

Do you really like it? As in "I sporting this cut because I like it and not because I need a point to make"?

If so, I'll stop hating, even though it offends every fiber of my fabulous being.

What point would I need to make? I like my hair short because it thins out when it gets long and it's easier to wash shorter since it's thick in the back.

[Shaka Khan]

Well, when taking that picture of yours in one hand and your posting track record in the other, one would assume you're doing it to compliment your feminist agenda. But if that's basically how your fashion sense panned out, I'll back out.

(Impaired as it may be )

[Shadow Mod]

Well, when taking that picture of yours in one hand and your posting track record in the other, one would assume you're doing it to compliment your feminist agenda. But if that's basically how your fashion sense panned out, I'll back out.

(Impaired as it may be )

My feminist agenda doesn't really come into contact with my personal fashion. It's more the tomboy side of me thinking I look dumb in/with more girly shit.

[Shaka Khan]

Fair enough.

Let's give it a try...

:gossipfail

See I told you it stops working like it should.

[Shadow Mod]

Fair enough.

Let's give it a try...

:gossipfail

See I told you it stops working like it should.

Who are you on GAF, if you'll humor me.

[Shaka Khan]

Who are you on GAF, if you'll humor me.

I don't think I've ever engaged you in any serious discussion, but you've probably seen me in the picture thread. Judging people. Harshly.

[fomalhaut]

me and devolution have been on way too many splinter forums together

[Shadow Mod]

Who are you on GAF, if you'll humor me.

I don't think I've ever engaged you in any serious discussion, but you've probably seen me in the picture thread. Judging people. Harshly.

Lol k.

me and devolution have been on way too many splinter forums together

Spreadin' the love, pissin' off the haters.

[Shadow Mod]

Devo you know there are other threads not involving GAF here, right?

Where's the music thread I want to suck E.S. Posthumus's dick.