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Shaka Khan

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« Reply #13080 on: January 03, 2012, 06:14:58 AM »
OR connect homophobic posting to it. By far, the most constructive method.

I always assumed it's one of PD's comedic routines to establish that link. It's a very recurring jab. Not that I'm denying it brings up valid points sometimes when you cut the fat.

The "Real pic January" thread is hilarious.

I gotta admit, some of my hate boners turned into regular boners because of it. :-[
« Last Edit: January 03, 2012, 01:17:52 PM by Shaka Khan »
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« Reply #13081 on: January 03, 2012, 07:29:27 AM »
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Hey Opiate. Maybe it's time you enter a vagina you fucking WoW playing cosplaying motherfucking nerd. How dare you ban my Manics!

I will fight this Opiate loser with all proceeds going to charity. Set it up Bish. Watch your boy get knocked the fuck out.

You could lead this Opiate guy by hand to a brothel in the rain and he still couldn't get his dick wet.

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« Reply #13082 on: January 03, 2012, 08:15:46 AM »
i'm pretty sure Opiate is going to Amirox level territory of being a shitty mod.

Opiate i know for sure is a fucking troll, judging his posts from the mlb thread.

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« Reply #13083 on: January 03, 2012, 09:22:10 AM »
I never had much interaction with Opiate. I mostly interacted with Nirolak, great guy.

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« Reply #13084 on: January 03, 2012, 09:27:42 AM »
Nirolak :heartbeat
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« Reply #13085 on: January 03, 2012, 12:34:05 PM »
SSJ1Goku is banned, all praise to the most high Opiate
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« Reply #13086 on: January 03, 2012, 12:41:51 PM »
I've always kinda liked this Opiate character, myself.
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Shaka Khan

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« Reply #13087 on: January 03, 2012, 01:15:22 PM »
SSJ1Goku is banned, all praise to the most high Opiate

Congrats my niccas. :rock
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« Reply #13089 on: January 03, 2012, 01:20:49 PM »
the people on gaf spitting in disgust about Little Big Planet's single player not being at least 12 hours long make want to strangle fools.  Since when the hell did a platformer have to be 12 hours long?!?  SNES platformers were like 3-4 hours!  Most indie platformers today are like 3-5 hours!  Super Meat Boy took me 8 and that's really lengthy!  Mario 3DS is like 6 hours.  I DON'T WANT EPIC RPG CAMPAIGNS OUT OF JUMP JUMP JUMP GAMES.

Hell, I remembered people bitched like crazy about Uncharted 3 being 2 hours shorter than Uncharted 2.  I'm at the end of the game at 8 hours now and that is PLENTY long for a single player game.  I remember what used to be called short games, games like ZoE2 (~5 hours), Onimusha 1 (~4 hours), Gears of War 1 (~6 hours).  CoD games and their like are all around 4-6 hours.  I think 6 is about the minimum for a satisfying SP game these days, and anything 8-10 is perfect, with games that can be 12-15 and not-repetitive being kickass exceptions of epic length (like RE4 & MGS3).  Every platformer should not be 12 hours+  I want to actually be able to get through my backlog, thanks.

People have been bitching about this since the 32-bit era.  I blame FFVII.
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« Reply #13090 on: January 03, 2012, 01:24:07 PM »
 :lol :lol :lol This SSJ1Goku character is a complete nutjob:
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@SSJ1Goku part 5
27:35 Notice that all the traits that she talked about for the "bad boys" should technically also be used for the "nice guys." Her reaction to the nice guys tells us that she is lying regarding what it was that she was getting from the bad boy. What she probaly won't admit is that the bad boys were drug deals and had MONEY! That is the one thing that both groups could not possibly have but would still attract a female. Basically an admission that black females are gold diggers "

"@SSJ1Goku part 4
16:50 she is still trying to deflect blame away from black females."

"@SSJ1Goku part 2
She said it herself, even if the girl has both parents in her life they are still choosing to go down the wrong path. That completely contradicts the bullshit that BW have been saying about the black children coming out fucked up because the father is not there."

@nickhiesa You are right it has nothing to being black. It has everything to do with black female culture. This is why black females get the sweeping brush the way they do. Hell even the shit you are saying right now is reguritated. And I love how you also admit that BW have attitude. You also try to downplay it. You know what...stay single! I am so tired to trying to tell BW what needs to be changed. I don't care anymore. I just won't be dating anymore black females." 


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« Reply #13092 on: January 03, 2012, 01:49:34 PM »
SSJ1Goku is banned, all praise to the most high Opiate
This GAF-year is getting off to an awesome start.
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« Reply #13094 on: January 03, 2012, 03:20:13 PM »
Finding a rar program is hard.

How the fuck do some people get forum accounts?

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« Reply #13095 on: January 03, 2012, 03:52:30 PM »
.zip is actually built in Windows.

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« Reply #13096 on: January 03, 2012, 04:03:00 PM »
.zip is actually built in Windows.

> HE USES A MAC
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« Reply #13097 on: January 03, 2012, 04:16:06 PM »
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« Reply #13098 on: January 03, 2012, 05:00:10 PM »
.zip is actually built in Windows.

> HE USES A MAC

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

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« Reply #13099 on: January 03, 2012, 05:42:42 PM »
i'm pretty sure Opiate is going to Amirox level territory of being a shitty mod.

Opiate i know for sure is a fucking troll, judging his posts from the mlb thread.

I'm not so sure. I think he's genuine when he posts like he did in the WS thread which is half amazing and half creepy.
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« Reply #13100 on: January 03, 2012, 06:18:06 PM »
I'm done reading gaf.  I decided this a few days ago.  I'll still post in niche import threads to communicate with other importers, but I can't read the normal threads there.  The place has been overrun by fanboys and every fucking post is a troll.  Plus everyone bashes the shit out of every game I enjoy, which is annoying to read.

Done with that. 


Olivia Wilde Homo

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« Reply #13102 on: January 03, 2012, 06:51:42 PM »
I work with people who use macs all the time and whenever I send them a zipped files they have no idea what the fuck it is.  These are people who justify spending 1600 on a computer so they can email people.

bububu I look so cool using my Macbook!
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« Reply #13103 on: January 03, 2012, 07:01:05 PM »
isn't the archive utility that comes pre-installed on mac capable of unzippin?

TakingBackSunday

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« Reply #13104 on: January 03, 2012, 07:01:45 PM »
Stop lumping in mac users like me into dumb computer faggurts

I'm not as stupid as that

close, but not that stupid
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« Reply #13105 on: January 03, 2012, 07:08:00 PM »
Mac comes with archived file format support pre-installed.

Mac is great. You'd come across just as stupid users on Windows, it's just that they have as much money to throw around.

I seem to be the only homo who likes using both mac and pc. *shrug*
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« Reply #13106 on: January 03, 2012, 07:23:35 PM »
h8 winrar
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« Reply #13107 on: January 03, 2012, 07:31:23 PM »
R u guys still really reading gaf? You all seem so up to date of whos who and whatnot.

Cindi Mayweather

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« Reply #13108 on: January 03, 2012, 07:32:27 PM »
haven't had winrar in years. Have been 7zip only for like 6 years.
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« Reply #13109 on: January 03, 2012, 07:33:09 PM »
Winrar is a good program, but it keeps hounding you for money. So, 7Zip it is.
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« Reply #13110 on: January 03, 2012, 07:38:33 PM »
I work with people who use macs all the time and whenever I send them a zipped files they have no idea what the fuck it is.  These are people who justify spending 1600 on a computer so they can email people.

Call it iZip and they'll be compelled to find out about it
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« Reply #13111 on: January 03, 2012, 07:43:20 PM »
Winrar is a good program, but it keeps hounding you for money. So, 7Zip it is.

True dat. Plus 7zip can do some cool things. I had to use it to make a custom Firefox installer, was pretty rad.

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« Reply #13112 on: January 03, 2012, 08:22:28 PM »
I'm done reading gaf.  I decided this a few days ago.  I'll still post in niche import threads to communicate with other importers, but I can't read the normal threads there.  The place has been overrun by fanboys and every fucking post is a troll.  Plus everyone bashes the shit out of every game I enjoy, which is annoying to read.

Done with that.

???

Anyway, took you long enough.  I'll click around when I'm bored at work, but I only post in certain threads.  Even some of the older threads I used to like, like the wrasslin' thread, have gone to shit recently.
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« Reply #13113 on: January 03, 2012, 08:25:26 PM »
I'm done reading gaf.  I decided this a few days ago.  I'll still post in niche import threads to communicate with other importers, but I can't read the normal threads there.  The place has been overrun by fanboys and every fucking post is a troll.  Plus everyone bashes the shit out of every game I enjoy, which is annoying to read.

Done with that.

We poop on all your favorite games too.
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« Reply #13114 on: January 03, 2012, 09:47:02 PM »
What's the point of zip files these days?  Especially with faster connections, which are becoming more and more ubiquitous. 

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« Reply #13115 on: January 03, 2012, 09:48:57 PM »
Packing files into one file. So if you want to email a friend something, instead of choosing 10 items, you zip them all up into one file archive and send it. It makes for easier file transferring. This is pretty frequent if you deal with jobs that involve client work or something like that.
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« Reply #13116 on: January 03, 2012, 09:59:19 PM »
What I hate is a zip file with a bunch of loose files, instead of putting them all in a folder first. Also, the always amusing zip file within a zip file.
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« Reply #13117 on: January 03, 2012, 10:04:12 PM »
What's the point of zip files these days?  Especially with faster connections, which are becoming more and more ubiquitous.

Compression to make the transfer of files quicker and conserve bandwidth? America's internet is complete garbage.
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« Reply #13118 on: January 04, 2012, 01:33:04 AM »
What's the point of zip files these days?  Especially with faster connections, which are becoming more and more ubiquitous. 
Porn video into multiple rar parts.


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« Reply #13120 on: January 04, 2012, 02:03:01 AM »
that topic is going to be a real winner.


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« Reply #13122 on: January 04, 2012, 09:04:33 AM »
Winrar is a good program, but it keeps hounding you for money. So, 7Zip it is.

Not if you're just using the right click menu.
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« Reply #13124 on: January 04, 2012, 09:36:27 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=33985120&postcount=13

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Did he take a ban bet that there wouldn't be a 3DS redesign? Why would you do that??
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« Reply #13125 on: January 04, 2012, 09:49:07 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=33985120&postcount=13

 :bow Based Nintendo :bow2
Seems like you should thank Capcom/Sony =P
Oh wow I totally thought this was a monster hunter thread.

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« Reply #13126 on: January 04, 2012, 09:18:44 PM »
http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=33991653&postcount=181

Suggests a Zelda game in a loot-whore thread and gets ripped apart.
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« Reply #13127 on: January 04, 2012, 09:47:45 PM »
Man that zeldafag just does not get it.  He keeps getting savaged while putting fingers in his ears shouting LA LA LA
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« Reply #13128 on: January 04, 2012, 10:26:28 PM »
Same guy usually trolls PC threads.
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« Reply #13129 on: January 04, 2012, 10:33:00 PM »
"holy shit a shield, what are the odds!"

"omg check out this grapple hook, super rare drop"

"arrowsssssss!"
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« Reply #13130 on: January 04, 2012, 10:49:32 PM »
wrong thread

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« Reply #13131 on: January 04, 2012, 10:57:42 PM »
I can't with creepy gaf right now.

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« Reply #13132 on: January 04, 2012, 11:07:10 PM »
Fuck, I've been looking for the Link Derp face for that thread and finally found it...

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« Reply #13133 on: January 05, 2012, 12:18:40 AM »
Dark Souls is an awesome loot-whore game. Zelda isn't.
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« Reply #13134 on: January 05, 2012, 01:09:17 AM »
DS still isn't really a loot game though... theres lots of items to collect but everything is at a predetermined location and you NEVER need to grind enemies for rare drops (except for a couple of shit items which are required for an achievement)
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« Reply #13135 on: January 05, 2012, 01:15:14 AM »
You gotta grind if you want to make your awesome equipment even awesomer though.
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« Reply #13136 on: January 05, 2012, 01:17:34 AM »
yeah. I dunno maybe my definition of loot game is skewed or something. When I think "loot" I'm thinking hit procedurally generated dungeons over and over and hope the boss drops enchanted axe of buttrucking +13 or something
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« Reply #13137 on: January 05, 2012, 01:26:30 AM »
you're right.  great rumbler is wrong (sorry).  zelda kook is wrongest.  it's how it is.

I think there's a difference between a loot game and a game with loot.

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« Reply #13138 on: January 05, 2012, 02:05:08 AM »
Borderlands is a loot whore game

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« Reply #13139 on: January 05, 2012, 06:42:08 AM »
the real pic thread was started by lonely people during the holidays

thus it is what it is