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« Reply #13260 on: January 08, 2012, 01:15:59 AM »
it's just such a surreal design decision to me, even to this day

a quest where, if you like what it involves, you're already mostly finished, and if you don't like what it involves, you've got a shit-ton of doing stuff you never wanted to do ahead of you before you can move on

it would be like if an FF game stopped in its tracks until you filled out the blue magic list

I h8ed how dragon quest 7 forced you to find ALL the shards in each "level" to move on to the next. imo if a game FORCES you to comb every inch of its world to proceed, that's almost the opposite of exploration, in that exploration to be fun should feel like you're given freedom to explore the parts that interest you to some extent, and occasionally skip things - a game that requires 100% coverage of an ostensibly "open" world might as well be 100% linear, insofar as it's dictating a specific approach to exploring its world
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« Reply #13261 on: January 08, 2012, 03:09:21 AM »
I'm trying to think if there was ever any time I replayed a game that I walked away with a different opinion, and I'm drawing a blank. Sure there's quite a few games, like SMB3, SMW and LttP where I've re-played them recently in the past few years where I find myself impressed at its game design or some other trait, but these are games that I've already loved to begin with, and so it's not so much a change in opinion. Same goes for games that I'm not as hot on, like Majora's Mask or SSBB. I'll probably appreciate some individual aspect but overall, they most likely would remain where they are.

I haven't finished Skyward Sword yet (and I have a LONG ways to go), but hypothetically, even if it ends up disappointing me (which very well may be th case, sadly), I seriously doubt that I'll be feeling that TP's suddenly a marvelous game again. I could be disappointed with SS yet still rank it above TP, bu again that wouldn't make a lick of difference. I like what I like or dislike what I dislike, and it's pretty much it.

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« Reply #13262 on: January 08, 2012, 03:12:50 AM »
TP is a great massive vast game it's just that you have to put up with a 5 hour+ tutorial before you get to do anything cool thus rendering it unreplayable. Nice design work there, Ninty. Wonder why the core kids don't give a fuck about you anymore.
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« Reply #13263 on: January 08, 2012, 04:06:48 AM »
TP is the worst Zelda. By far.


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« Reply #13264 on: January 08, 2012, 04:26:11 PM »
I'm trying to think if there was ever any time I replayed a game that I walked away with a different opinion, and I'm drawing a blank. Sure there's quite a few games, like SMB3, SMW and LttP where I've re-played them recently in the past few years where I find myself impressed at its game design or some other trait, but these are games that I've already loved to begin with, and so it's not so much a change in opinion. Same goes for games that I'm not as hot on, like Majora's Mask or SSBB. I'll probably appreciate some individual aspect but overall, they most likely would remain where they are.

I haven't finished Skyward Sword yet (and I have a LONG ways to go), but hypothetically, even if it ends up disappointing me (which very well may be th case, sadly), I seriously doubt that I'll be feeling that TP's suddenly a marvelous game again. I could be disappointed with SS yet still rank it above TP, bu again that wouldn't make a lick of difference. I like what I like or dislike what I dislike, and it's pretty much it.

The people you see flip flopping on whether they consider a Zelda game good or not basically mean that due to a new Zelda's changes, they have more appreciation for the things that were changed before they were changed that they didn't even notice they liked before the new Zelda came out. That's my explanation, anyways. People hated Wind Waker for the cut content and shoehorned Triforce hunt, but didn't realize they liked the world, characters, and mythos. People hated TP for being a ripoff of OoT with a crappy long tutorial and bad Twilight Realm sections, but didn't realize they liked the awesome dungeons, story, Midna character progression, etc. People currently hate SS for its handholding, padding and waggle, but don't even realize they like what the game does right at this time, and they probably won't until the next Zelda comes out and changes that.

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« Reply #13265 on: January 08, 2012, 04:28:41 PM »
Or....tastes change and sometimes you gain new appreciation for shit. It's not that complex. For example, when I was a kid, I thought 2001: A Space Odyssey was boring. But when I grew up and actually gained a modicum of taste, it became one of my favorite movies. The same thing extends towards stuff like alcohol. Sometimes you don't have a taste for something, but the more time you give it, the more it sticks with you. Sometimes, you gain new appreciation for things. This works for just about everything. My favorite color used to blue, now it's purple.

I used to find Majora's Mask tedious, but I replayed it a few years ago and now it's my favorite Zelda. Sometimes people are open-minded enough to admit they're wrong, or open-minded enough to give things multiple shakes and allow for new interpretations.
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« Reply #13266 on: January 08, 2012, 04:44:04 PM »
Majora's Mask is meh

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« Reply #13267 on: January 08, 2012, 04:47:20 PM »
People still play Starcraft II?
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« Reply #13268 on: January 08, 2012, 07:27:13 PM »
Majora's Mask is meh

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That's a pretty weak argument since Zelda is, y'know...a single player (or co-op with Four Swords) game, not competitive multiplayer.
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« Reply #13270 on: January 08, 2012, 09:47:04 PM »
I like sushi but it is way too expensive.  My family and I had sushi once and the bill was $120 :-\
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« Reply #13272 on: January 08, 2012, 09:57:05 PM »
Sushi didn't exist before the 90s, and people never travelled to Japan.
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« Reply #13273 on: January 08, 2012, 09:59:45 PM »
Sushi didn't exist before the 90s, and people never travelled to Japan.

I never saw a single Honda or Toyota on the road until Dragonball Z started airing!
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« Reply #13274 on: January 08, 2012, 10:05:18 PM »
I blame Power Rangers, it made it seem okay for American footage and Japanese footage to come together to form one show.

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« Reply #13275 on: January 08, 2012, 10:54:59 PM »
I first learned about sushi from watching Splinter eat it in the original TMNT cartoons back in the 80s. So I blame American cartoons and furries.
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« Reply #13276 on: January 08, 2012, 10:57:37 PM »
It's just like when I saw Do the Right Thing and Boyz n the Hood and I started pretending to like watermelon and fried chicken.
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« Reply #13277 on: January 08, 2012, 11:55:28 PM »
It's just like when I saw Do the Right Thing and Boyz n the Hood and I started pretending to like watermelon and fried chicken.
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« Reply #13278 on: January 08, 2012, 11:59:40 PM »
It's just like when I saw Do the Right Thing and Boyz n the Hood and I started pretending to like watermelon and fried chicken.

:lol pretty good
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« Reply #13279 on: January 09, 2012, 12:01:52 AM »
I'm trying to think of a white equivalent and failing  :'(
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« Reply #13282 on: January 09, 2012, 03:38:57 AM »
Haha, better get over the fact people liked you Oscar :lol

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« Reply #13283 on: January 09, 2012, 04:01:51 AM »
I think duckroll is stepping up nicely

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« Reply #13284 on: January 09, 2012, 05:02:46 AM »
Mayo is good, but not on its own and not in large doses.

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« Reply #13285 on: January 09, 2012, 09:40:26 AM »
:bow Mayo :bow2
:piss Ketchup :piss2
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« Reply #13287 on: January 09, 2012, 01:55:25 PM »
Mayo, that shit is disgusting  :-X

Mayo is great. What do you put on your burgers and sandwiches?

You probably buy miracle whip.
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« Reply #13288 on: January 09, 2012, 02:13:49 PM »
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« Reply #13289 on: January 09, 2012, 03:30:45 PM »
Mayo  :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck

Himu- Mustard on a sandwich and ketchup on a hamburger.
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« Reply #13290 on: January 09, 2012, 03:34:12 PM »
Tsk tsk.
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« Reply #13291 on: January 09, 2012, 06:35:30 PM »
I used to put ketchup on hamburgers, but I'm coming back around to mustard. I don't put mayo on anything.
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« Reply #13292 on: January 09, 2012, 06:35:49 PM »
:bow Mayo :bow2
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« Reply #13293 on: January 09, 2012, 10:18:08 PM »
http://boards.4chan.org/v/res/124340273
So friday night an Anonymous poster exposed ALL the secrets of NeoGAF, a popular "message board" that turns out to be a total scam. Anyone got any caps from the thread?

>Sock Puppepts
>Hiding Sales Numbers
>Shilling
>Wario64=DrinkyCrow
>Site's owner getting paid
>1000s of fake accounts
>Flooding sales topics with PR comments
>Users whare are actuall publicists named
>Sony employees identified

Shit was epic. It was the only time I was happy to be on /v/ on a friday night!
anyone know what this guy is on about?
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« Reply #13294 on: January 09, 2012, 10:37:40 PM »
theyre saying Sony paid evilore to not post NPD numbers for the past 10 months :lol
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« Reply #13295 on: January 09, 2012, 10:42:08 PM »
not to post PSP NPD numbers*
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« Reply #13296 on: January 09, 2012, 11:03:26 PM »
The fuck is going on?
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« Reply #13297 on: January 09, 2012, 11:23:02 PM »
Wario64 is totally Drinky Crow.  It seems so obvious now.
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« Reply #13298 on: January 09, 2012, 11:37:27 PM »
Wario=Drinky? No way
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« Reply #13299 on: January 09, 2012, 11:49:42 PM »
Wario64 is totally Drinky Crow.  It seems so obvious now.
Neogaf only has like 35 legit accounts, the rest are alts of it's schizophrenic community

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« Reply #13300 on: January 10, 2012, 01:08:56 AM »
http://boards.4chan.org/v/res/124340273
So friday night an Anonymous poster exposed ALL the secrets of NeoGAF, a popular "message board" that turns out to be a total scam. Anyone got any caps from the thread?

>Sock Puppepts
>Hiding Sales Numbers
>Shilling
>Wario64=DrinkyCrow
>Site's owner getting paid
>1000s of fake accounts
>Flooding sales topics with PR comments
>Users whare are actuall publicists named
>Sony employees identified

Shit was epic. It was the only time I was happy to be on /v/ on a friday night!
anyone know what this guy is on about?

Reminds me of that crazy teamxbox thread forever ago. I think it was teamxbox anyhow.
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« Reply #13301 on: January 10, 2012, 03:50:54 AM »
Why do you guys still call Himu, Himu?

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« Reply #13302 on: January 10, 2012, 06:59:47 AM »
those gaf rumours/secrets seem fun i would like to read them.

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« Reply #13303 on: January 10, 2012, 08:13:43 AM »
Wario isn't as sexy and intelligent as the old man.

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« Reply #13304 on: January 10, 2012, 08:37:57 AM »
>Site's owner getting paid

Man, that was a huge secret, they really blew the lid off that one.
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« Reply #13305 on: January 10, 2012, 08:45:30 AM »
Sock puppets?  ???
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« Reply #13306 on: January 10, 2012, 10:46:49 AM »
Warios too boring for that to be true
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« Reply #13307 on: January 10, 2012, 10:55:05 AM »
They're both banned (lol)
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« Reply #13308 on: January 10, 2012, 11:19:59 AM »
I kinda like Wario, but equating him drinky is just laughable. It's a testament to how soft the board is today, holding Wario's light jabs as some kind of ultimate trolls.
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« Reply #13309 on: January 10, 2012, 11:25:18 AM »
Well, maybe Prole only uses the Wario64 account to get away with posting his C+ level material without tainting his main account. Trolling is serious business, but even the best are only human.
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« Reply #13310 on: January 10, 2012, 11:35:02 AM »
That's a reasonable plan.

After all, I only use this account when I'm bored of posting about my online dating failings and uguu gaming tastes. Sometimes I just wanna air some of my repressed homosexuality.
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« Reply #13311 on: January 10, 2012, 12:26:12 PM »
Does anyone know why something awful is still on vBulletin Version 2.2.9

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« Reply #13312 on: January 10, 2012, 01:05:09 PM »
Jesus fucking christ, I just clicked my way down the rabbit hole. From SA forums, to an offshoot BYOB forum to ED forums.

My soul feels 67% less human.

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« Reply #13313 on: January 10, 2012, 03:36:58 PM »
lol
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« Reply #13314 on: January 10, 2012, 03:52:23 PM »
fuck you borys why didnt u screencap it
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« Reply #13315 on: January 10, 2012, 04:16:01 PM »
Why do you guys still call Himu, Himu?

WHO WANTS TO KNOW
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« Reply #13316 on: January 10, 2012, 06:17:02 PM »
fuck you borys why didnt u screencap it

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« Reply #13317 on: January 10, 2012, 08:19:56 PM »
so GAF BEING Exposed' is the most generic shit ever and you couldnt even bother to save any of it? who the fuck hangs out on that fuckass 4chan videogame subforum? and of course the link is 404

THX FOR THE INFO WOULD READ AGAIN+++

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« Reply #13318 on: January 10, 2012, 08:23:54 PM »
:teehee
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« Reply #13319 on: January 11, 2012, 03:49:01 AM »
The _dumbass thread is still my favorite GAF moment.