Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 3488112 times)

spindashing · « **Reply #13620 on:** January 20, 2012, 01:00:53 PM »

we need casey jones

Mupepe · « **Reply #13621 on:** January 20, 2012, 01:33:55 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=459578

Wow. This guy just got bitch smacked by his roommate and he says "oh well and I started cleaning it up"

What a fucking pussy.

Mupepe · « **Reply #13622 on:** January 20, 2012, 01:35:25 PM »

"He can sleep walk piss on his side of the room all he wants! He doesn't clean his side at all anyway so no one would notice probably.

And you probably weren't serious but I don't want to make enemies of him because that will just come back to haunt me later so I don't think I will tell any one specifically what happened.

Except if there is a room change people will know something is up so fuck it."

What a fucking taco. Get used to being everyone's bitch for the rest of your life, loser.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #13623 on:** January 20, 2012, 01:44:31 PM »

randomly viewing gaf threads and...
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=32525249&postcount=3774

the elf chick is porn star Risi Simms. I'm 95% sure of that.

Momo · « **Reply #13624 on:** January 20, 2012, 01:56:30 PM »

My roommate would have woke up outside with a huge headache where my fist connected with his face.

Momo · « **Reply #13625 on:** January 20, 2012, 01:58:06 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=34420507&postcount=21

Did this guy really get banned for this? That ludicrous if so

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #13626 on:** January 20, 2012, 01:58:51 PM »

wow, what a vag. i had a roommate piss in a corner once and i flipped my shit on him. he was scrubbin' the carpet and wall for hours while i non-stop smh'd. seriously: it's GROSS and disrespectful when you share a place with someone. set some boundaries, tweeberts!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #13627 on:** January 20, 2012, 01:59:40 PM »

He cleaned up the dude's pee?

At the very least, that printer should have gone in the trash and he'd be buying another one.

Mupepe · « **Reply #13628 on:** January 20, 2012, 02:00:56 PM »

Apparently telling someone that they're a shithead and that pissing on your stuff is a douchebag move makes YOU the asshole. Fucking pansy GAF is in full force in that thread. Why would any woman sleep with them when they can't even stand up for themselves?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #13629 on:** January 20, 2012, 02:01:07 PM »

"Hello, GAF, my roommate got drunk last night and sleep-peed in my mouth. I tried to get to the bathroom, but someone was already in there, so I swallowed the pee. Oh well."

Mupepe · « **Reply #13630 on:** January 20, 2012, 02:03:29 PM »

"and while his dick was there I went ahead and sucked it. It's really all you can do if you want to be a good roommate. I don't want to get on his bad side after all."

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #13631 on:** January 20, 2012, 02:04:29 PM »

If you go to the RA, everyone's gonna know something's up, OMG! Snitches get stitches.

Momo · « **Reply #13632 on:** January 20, 2012, 02:08:38 PM »

I remember I once made a thread on GAF about a roomate/visitor potentially having spat in my coffee/cereal. Cant recall much about how it went.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #13633 on:** January 20, 2012, 02:50:53 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on January 20, 2012, 02:03:29 PM

"and while his dick was there I went ahead and sucked it. It's really all you can do if you want to be a good roommate. I don't want to get on his bad side after all."

post this

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #13634 on:** January 20, 2012, 02:55:40 PM »

well, i took one for the greater cause of BASIC MASCULINITY

Momo · « **Reply #13635 on:** January 20, 2012, 02:57:47 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=34430027&postcount=160

poor sod got banned too

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #13636 on:** January 20, 2012, 02:58:46 PM »

Steve Youngblood · « **Reply #13637 on:** January 20, 2012, 03:01:26 PM »

Quote from: Momo on January 20, 2012, 02:57:47 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=34430027&postcount=160

poor sod got banned too

Long overdue. With all the bullets that guy dodged, you would have thought he was that guy in that movie. You know, the guy who dodged bullets... in that movie.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #13638 on:** January 20, 2012, 03:03:16 PM »

i want a reality show called: "Okay: GAF Roommates" where four conflict avoidant beta gaffers room with gary busey and ted nugent.

Mupepe · « **Reply #13639 on:** January 20, 2012, 03:05:13 PM »

@ dat post

Tasty · « **Reply #13640 on:** January 20, 2012, 03:12:46 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on January 20, 2012, 02:03:29 PM

"and while his dick was there I went ahead and sucked it. It's really all you can do if you want to be a good roommate. I don't want to get on his bad side after all."

What, that's frowned on now?

Momo · « **Reply #13641 on:** January 20, 2012, 03:15:30 PM »

Quote from: Steve Youngblood on January 20, 2012, 03:01:26 PM

Quote from: Momo on January 20, 2012, 02:57:47 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=34430027&postcount=160

poor sod got banned too
Long overdue. With all the bullets that guy dodged, you would have thought he was that guy in that movie. You know, the guy who dodged bullets... in that movie.

bork · « **Reply #13642 on:** January 20, 2012, 03:45:08 PM »

Quote from: ZZMitch

Hi GAF!

I am a first year at school in Toronto and was awoken about an hour ago to my roommate (who was piss drink by the looks of it) peeing on my printer which was on my desk.

my side of the room is going to smell like piss for ages

and it took me almost an hour to clean everything up.

He pissed all over my fucking shoes and part of my backpark too, I mean damn.

I am so fucking tired right now that I really don't want to deal with this anymore, but tomorrow shit is going to go down.

This may be overreacting

Broseidon · « **Reply #13643 on:** January 20, 2012, 05:24:45 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=34432382&postcount=2

$:-\$

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #13644 on:** January 20, 2012, 05:34:27 PM »

Maybe I can forgive Amirox for being an obnoxious conversation monopolizer now. I'll think about it.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #13645 on:** January 20, 2012, 05:39:23 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on January 20, 2012, 05:24:45 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=34432382&postcount=2

$:-\$

It all makes sense. That poor lad.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13646 on:** January 20, 2012, 07:25:50 PM »

That kind of puts a lot of Amir0x's shit into perspective $:-\$

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #13647 on:** January 20, 2012, 08:27:34 PM »

If I had a male roommate and he pissed on my printer I'd totally, secretively, access our router and limit his bandwidth usage and feign ignorance when he passively asks me why the internet is slow over tv dinner

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #13648 on:** January 20, 2012, 09:55:42 PM »

Most gaffers avoid conflict because it gives them an entitled sense of self respect:

"I coulda kicked his ass but I took the high road."

There's a difference between avoiding unnecessary violence and being a sackless pussy. These are often the people that go to police threads and say that all cops are scum for using a taser on a violent suspect at a drug bust.

Akala · « **Reply #13649 on:** January 20, 2012, 10:41:50 PM »

IDK, I had an old roomie that pissed in the corner of my room once. on my booksack. with textbooks.

I didn't really flip out all that much, he had stumbled to his bed soon after, and I put some kitchen gloves on and placed it on his back. thought it was hilarious and slept on the couch. prob would have been more furious if it wasn't isolated in the corner...had words the next morning. apparently it was a PARTY FOUL me putting the nasty booksack on him, but in the end he paid me off for the books/booksack and cleaned up.

the thing I remember most was him showing me something he found in his bed later...it was one of those crappy clear basic bic pens full of piss.

benjipwns · « **Reply #13650 on:** January 21, 2012, 03:18:03 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=459720

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=459721

parallax · « **Reply #13651 on:** January 21, 2012, 07:43:45 AM »

although i know better, i still dont know why i get involved in racially charged threads....

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #13652 on:** January 21, 2012, 10:19:36 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on January 21, 2012, 03:18:03 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=459720

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=459721

Quote

I wish I could have had tapeworms or something....at least those don't lay eggs on your butthole at night.

GAF needs a newsfeed, because this would clearly be feed-worthy.

Broseidon · « **Reply #13653 on:** January 21, 2012, 12:07:47 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=34450760#post34450760

brob · « **Reply #13654 on:** January 21, 2012, 01:10:49 PM »

learn to link posts properly u cuntbag

also, http://junjoupanda.tumblr.com/

Broseidon · « **Reply #13655 on:** January 21, 2012, 01:18:52 PM »

magus · « **Reply #13656 on:** January 21, 2012, 03:28:23 PM »

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=459734

is the sky blue?

spindashing · « **Reply #13657 on:** January 21, 2012, 05:31:55 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on January 21, 2012, 12:07:47 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=34450760#post34450760

She's been around awhile in the GAF Facebook page and I guess she got approved just recently. She made a post in there saying "It's quite funny that some people don't believe I am really a girl on Neogaf. XD"

Ehhh, think what you want.

parallax · « **Reply #13658 on:** January 21, 2012, 06:28:58 PM »

Quote from: spindashing on January 21, 2012, 05:31:55 PM

Quote from: Broseidon on January 21, 2012, 12:07:47 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=34450760#post34450760
She's been around awhile in the GAF Facebook page and I guess she got approved just recently. She made a post in there saying "It's quite funny that some people don't believe I am really a girl on Neogaf. XD"

Ehhh, think what you want.

you gonna start creepin like pd, spin?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13659 on:** January 21, 2012, 08:04:11 PM »

Parallax why you gotta be like that, man. I don't creep on anyone!

parallax · « **Reply #13660 on:** January 21, 2012, 08:34:28 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 21, 2012, 08:04:11 PM

Parallax why you gotta be like that, man. I don't creep on anyone!

Maybe creep was a strong term, but your interest in Shan once she "revealed" herself was something.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13661 on:** January 21, 2012, 08:35:14 PM »

I made one comment about her. One. I said she was attractive and had beautiful lips which is true.

That doesn't translate to creepin'

parallax · « **Reply #13662 on:** January 21, 2012, 08:48:54 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 21, 2012, 08:35:14 PM

I made one comment about her. One. I said she was attractive and had beautiful lips which is true.

That doesn't translate to creepin'

Hence why I said creeping was a strong term

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13663 on:** January 21, 2012, 08:50:03 PM »

I'm starting to believe you're Shan's alt

parallax · « **Reply #13664 on:** January 21, 2012, 09:00:29 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 21, 2012, 08:50:03 PM

I'm starting to believe you're Shan's alt

Nice, but naw. Shan annoyed me to a degree. I'm more likely to be an alt of himu than anything

Has shan revealed herself here yet?

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #13665 on:** January 21, 2012, 09:06:48 PM »

I HAVE NO ALTS

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #13666 on:** January 21, 2012, 09:28:59 PM »

i'm still pissed that you made me retire my koshiba alt

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #13667 on:** January 21, 2012, 09:36:00 PM »

gomen, gomenasai, dulinky-san

blame space · « **Reply #13668 on:** January 22, 2012, 12:32:10 AM »

does anyone know who lame space is

etiolate · « **Reply #13669 on:** January 22, 2012, 12:40:33 AM »

Quick Poll: How long until the OT of GAF is worse than the Gaming side?

etiolate · « **Reply #13670 on:** January 22, 2012, 02:25:07 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=34466796&postcount=1148

Skylanders is the devil

pilonv1 · « **Reply #13671 on:** January 22, 2012, 05:07:09 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on January 22, 2012, 02:25:07 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=34466796&postcount=1148

Skylanders is the devil

I don't know what to think.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #13672 on:** January 22, 2012, 05:09:30 AM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on January 22, 2012, 05:07:09 AM

I don't know what to think.

I think I need to see a larger picture!

Chinner · « **Reply #13673 on:** January 22, 2012, 06:34:33 AM »

Quote from: blame space on January 22, 2012, 12:32:10 AM

does anyone know who lame space is

dunno but they've clearly copied your posting pretty well.

Chinner · « **Reply #13674 on:** January 22, 2012, 10:31:02 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=34470604&postcount=247

who is this guy because he's pretty funny.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #13675 on:** January 22, 2012, 11:00:31 AM »

Quote from: Chinner on January 22, 2012, 10:31:02 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=34470604&postcount=247

who is this guy because he's pretty funny.

Oh man, that thread is so shitty.

Vertigo · « **Reply #13676 on:** January 22, 2012, 03:39:34 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=459816

Gaborn seems to be losing the plot in the Joe Paterno death thread.

I don't understand how you can take any position that defends a man who knew kids were getting raped.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13677 on:** January 22, 2012, 03:45:17 PM »

He's arguing McQuery never saw the assault, while every source says otherwise. WTF

spindashing · « **Reply #13678 on:** January 22, 2012, 03:48:58 PM »

Quote from: parallax on January 21, 2012, 06:28:58 PM

Quote from: spindashing on January 21, 2012, 05:31:55 PM
Quote from: Broseidon on January 21, 2012, 12:07:47 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=34450760#post34450760
She's been around awhile in the GAF Facebook page and I guess she got approved just recently. She made a post in there saying "It's quite funny that some people don't believe I am really a girl on Neogaf. XD"

Ehhh, think what you want.

you gonna start creepin like pd, spin?

Hahaha no, I lose a boner every time a girl uses "XD"

See that? I just lost my boner.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #13679 on:** January 22, 2012, 05:45:52 PM »

But you're not a girl. Is there something you're not telling us Spin?

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Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 3488112 times)