Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 3488112 times)

Vertigo · « **Reply #13740 on:** January 23, 2012, 08:07:01 PM »

It seems so.

But those threads once people start repeating the offending post over and over only have one outcome. A banning.

Would have loved a mod to come in and say what exactly he was banned for.

Vertigo · « **Reply #13741 on:** January 23, 2012, 08:08:44 PM »

Quote from: Opiate;34511619

I've noticed this "Opiate is a robot" meme several times recently, and I'm not sure I follow it. I'm a passionate person; I love my girlfriend, I have many close friends, I'm passionate about my interests (Astrophysics, Neuroscience, Behavioral Economics, Game Theory), I run my own charity, and I try to very hard to be kind and considerate to other people. Can you explain precisely what you mean by this? Because I believe there is strong evidence that I feel things like compassion and love, if you were suggesting their absence.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=34511619&postcount=746

He must be in on the joke.

As even that reply sounded like an android

Broseidon · « **Reply #13742 on:** January 23, 2012, 08:21:11 PM »

Opiate

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #13743 on:** January 23, 2012, 08:25:50 PM »

Quote from: Bebpo on January 23, 2012, 08:03:44 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on January 23, 2012, 06:04:18 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=34510358&postcount=27

I'm Jewish and I still don't get why he was banned for that. Is he implying that malnurished Jewish people in internment camps looked like aliens? I don't find that horribly ban-worthy offensive or anything. It's a joke. Maybe there's some sub-context I'm missing.

Holocaust jokes are always an instant ban. Ask Joe.

brob · « **Reply #13744 on:** January 23, 2012, 08:41:56 PM »

opiate is the best

etiolate · « **Reply #13745 on:** January 23, 2012, 09:14:53 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=34514456&postcount=414

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #13746 on:** January 23, 2012, 09:17:26 PM »

As a self-proclaimed thinker; the confidence/arrogance distinction is something that continues to baffle me.

brob · « **Reply #13747 on:** January 23, 2012, 09:32:31 PM »

kimo posts in fighting game threads a fair bit, all around super annoying dude.

etiolate · « **Reply #13748 on:** January 23, 2012, 09:39:30 PM »

I'm not yet ready to proclaim myself a thinker. It might all be an illusion provided by a complex mind control ray.

Crushed · « **Reply #13749 on:** January 23, 2012, 09:51:17 PM »

as a self-proclaimed thinker, I choose logic *puffs bubble pipe*

also lol at the people who think the "opiate talks like a robot" joke is some kind of insult or confusion over "logic." not understanding the concept of humor is a surefire way to fail the turing test, dudes!

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #13750 on:** January 23, 2012, 09:52:52 PM »

Semicolon misuse post of the week

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #13751 on:** January 23, 2012, 10:06:13 PM »

he used "begs the question" incorrectly. not a robot.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #13752 on:** January 23, 2012, 11:27:00 PM »

I've decided opiate is a turing test.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13753 on:** January 23, 2012, 11:28:00 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 23, 2012, 10:06:13 PM

he used "begs the question" incorrectly. not a robot.

maybe you're the robot for knowing that shit

etiolate · « **Reply #13754 on:** January 23, 2012, 11:28:24 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=34446128&postcount=4091

hello ladies

they call me Beefy Hits on the Farmville

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #13755 on:** January 23, 2012, 11:36:57 PM »

I really don't get why dudes feel the need to post in threads made specifically for women.

Crushed · « **Reply #13756 on:** January 23, 2012, 11:37:22 PM »

laaaaaaadies, they call me dodo eggs cause i ain't been laid in over 300 years

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #13757 on:** January 23, 2012, 11:40:26 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 23, 2012, 10:06:13 PM

he used "begs the question" incorrectly. not a robot.

He's learning...adapting.

brob · « **Reply #13758 on:** January 23, 2012, 11:50:21 PM »

"Let me introduce myself. I'm a 35 year old gamer who loves games traditionally loved by women."

I'm moist already.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #13759 on:** January 24, 2012, 12:39:54 AM »

Quote from: The Experiment on January 23, 2012, 11:36:57 PM

I really don't get why dudes feel the need to post in threads made specifically for women.

Just look at Scitek go.

Momo · « **Reply #13760 on:** January 24, 2012, 12:57:02 AM »

Opiate has a charity? AI/robotics research?

etiolate · « **Reply #13761 on:** January 24, 2012, 12:58:54 AM »

I think getting EviLore an e-girl is his charity.

Momo · « **Reply #13762 on:** January 24, 2012, 01:02:00 AM »

If EviLore really wanted an e-girl he'd put up adbanners all over to market himself. E-girls don't like half assed efforts.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #13763 on:** January 24, 2012, 01:19:16 AM »

evi is rich as shit. he don't need that shit.

etiolate · « **Reply #13764 on:** January 24, 2012, 01:39:29 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=34521118&postcount=4207

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #13765 on:** January 24, 2012, 01:40:08 AM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #13766 on:** January 24, 2012, 01:41:35 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on January 24, 2012, 01:39:29 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=34521118&postcount=4207

awesome

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #13767 on:** January 24, 2012, 02:10:56 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on January 24, 2012, 01:39:29 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=34521118&postcount=4207

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13768 on:** January 24, 2012, 02:12:30 AM »

I can't tell if I got banned for that or my GAF-Hop rant by Blackace. Damn

Quote

You have been banned for the following reason:
if you wanted time just ask for it

Date the ban will be lifted: 01-31-2012, 06:00 AM

etiolate · « **Reply #13769 on:** January 24, 2012, 02:20:54 AM »

the only TOS broken by that post, is the breaking of Beefy Hits' heart

Momo · « **Reply #13770 on:** January 24, 2012, 02:40:44 AM »

Quote from: Green Man on January 24, 2012, 02:13:44 AM

GAF is such a no-fun forum, jesus.

It's because of the gaming side. They really need to have separate rules per section, then again I think GAF staff forgot about the fact that people go onto the internet primarily to have fun and escape the shitty rules of RL.

parallax · « **Reply #13771 on:** January 24, 2012, 03:27:43 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 24, 2012, 02:12:30 AM

I can't tell if I got banned for that or my GAF-Hop rant by Blackace. Damn
Quote
You have been banned for the following reason:
if you wanted time just ask for it

Date the ban will be lifted: 01-31-2012, 06:00 AM

im pretty sure you got shut down in the gaf hop thread

but really, that was a great way to go out

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #13772 on:** January 24, 2012, 03:32:46 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 24, 2012, 02:12:30 AM

I can't tell if I got banned for that or my GAF-Hop rant by Blackace. Damn
Quote
You have been banned for the following reason:
if you wanted time just ask for it

Date the ban will be lifted: 01-31-2012, 06:00 AM

come on PD

join me

in permaban land

it's ABSURDLY easy.

Momo · « **Reply #13773 on:** January 24, 2012, 05:03:02 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=459963

Posted yet?

demi · « **Reply #13774 on:** January 24, 2012, 08:06:44 AM »

Quote from: Momo on January 24, 2012, 05:03:02 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=459963

Posted yet?

Bebpo in about 1 year. "I really wanted to get out of my apartment instead of watching anime and videogames"

Broseidon · « **Reply #13775 on:** January 24, 2012, 09:53:53 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=34505821&postcount=4179

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #13776 on:** January 24, 2012, 04:11:40 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on January 24, 2012, 09:53:53 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=34505821&postcount=4179

1. Dissing EviLore. Check.

That guy should come here.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13777 on:** January 24, 2012, 04:22:02 PM »

Who could possibly find this attractive?

Vizzys · « **Reply #13778 on:** January 24, 2012, 04:38:33 PM »

are you taking jabs at the 2-d complex

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #13779 on:** January 24, 2012, 04:43:15 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on January 24, 2012, 04:42:55 PM

But she's just like us, bro!

Stop stealing my material, Green Man!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13780 on:** January 24, 2012, 04:48:31 PM »

My computer area was kind of dirty until I cleaned it last week, but even I didn't have food and drinks everywhere. Just a couple empty glasses (of water) and a bowl with salt in it (from pretzels). And lots of dust

she's playing WoW $:-\$

but seriously, a dirty guy is par the course. A dirty girl=

Bebpo · « **Reply #13781 on:** January 24, 2012, 04:53:49 PM »

Who cares, it's not like you're going to live in her place.

Tasty · « **Reply #13782 on:** January 24, 2012, 04:57:45 PM »

Dirty desks.

My desk was never dirty, occasionally it got cluttered but like a diet I took as much as possible off and I'm trying to keep that weight off now. Love having a clean, sparse workspace. <3

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #13783 on:** January 24, 2012, 05:01:52 PM »

My computer desk is a bit dusty, but I really don't like putting anything on it other than the odd sticky note.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #13784 on:** January 24, 2012, 05:51:29 PM »

what the fuck your leg cannot bend in that way (foot coming out of butt)

Tasty · « **Reply #13785 on:** January 24, 2012, 05:52:58 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on January 24, 2012, 05:51:29 PM

what the fuck your leg cannot bend in that way (foot coming out of butt)

I'm in that exact position right now.

brob · « **Reply #13786 on:** January 24, 2012, 05:55:55 PM »

thats not good for you andrex.

Tasty · « **Reply #13787 on:** January 24, 2012, 06:03:46 PM »

Yeah I only tried it out to see if it was possible.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #13788 on:** January 24, 2012, 06:05:14 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 24, 2012, 04:48:31 PM

My computer area was kind of dirty until I cleaned it last week, but even I didn't have food and drinks everywhere. Just a couple empty glasses (of water) and a bowl with salt in it (from pretzels). And lots of dust

she's playing WoW $:-\$

psst

pd

she's not real

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #13789 on:** January 24, 2012, 06:07:52 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on January 24, 2012, 05:51:29 PM

what the fuck your leg cannot bend in that way (foot coming out of butt)

Uh you can't sit on your own foot?

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #13790 on:** January 24, 2012, 06:19:14 PM »

no. weirdo.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #13791 on:** January 24, 2012, 06:25:08 PM »

i'd like to see fistful practice salah

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #13792 on:** January 24, 2012, 06:34:07 PM »

whats your favorite, himu? i like ceaser myself.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #13793 on:** January 24, 2012, 06:34:42 PM »

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #13794 on:** January 24, 2012, 06:36:34 PM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #13795 on:** January 24, 2012, 06:41:54 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 24, 2012, 04:48:31 PM

but seriously, a dirty guy is par the course. A dirty girl=

women's public bathrooms are worse than men's public bathrooms. by far.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #13796 on:** January 24, 2012, 06:42:36 PM »

nuh uh, they get couches

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13797 on:** January 24, 2012, 07:23:53 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 24, 2012, 06:41:54 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 24, 2012, 04:48:31 PM
but seriously, a dirty guy is par the course. A dirty girl=

women's public bathrooms are worse than men's public bathrooms. by far.

This is 100% true. I've been in a woman's restroom once and it was pretty clean, but I've heard way too many stories about blood and shit in there $:-\$

makes me glad I don't live with one!

parallax · « **Reply #13798 on:** January 24, 2012, 07:23:54 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 24, 2012, 06:41:54 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 24, 2012, 04:48:31 PM
but seriously, a dirty guy is par the course. A dirty girl=

women's public bathrooms are worse than men's public bathrooms. by far.

its not even a fucking question to me at this point. ive seen too much to believe otherwise.

brob · « **Reply #13799 on:** January 24, 2012, 07:27:13 PM »

I lived with three girls for a year. our bathroom was off the chain.

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Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 3488112 times)