The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[Barry Egan]

How old is demon?

[Cindi Mayweather]

30+

[Phoenix Dark]

At this point he should just call an escort.

[Barry Egan]

Welp.

[Positive Touch]

poor guy; ive known some people with some serious problems but that honestly takes the cake.  seriously, at this point he should hire a prostitute and get past that wall.

[Phoenix Dark]

yea time to hit up backpage

[Positive Touch]

maybe you can give him some pointers

[TakingBackSunday]

yea time to hit up koshiba

fixed

[Boogie]

poor guy; ive known some people with some serious problems but that honestly takes the cake. 

No, Centurion will always be the trump card on the virgin-issues front.

But yeah, I feel for demon.  Great guy, decent looking, and funny as hell.  Shame he hasn't been able to make it happen for him.

[lennedsay]

No one in that GAF thread commented on our 18 Taco Bell threads either? For shame... Obviously none of them spend more than 3 seconds here.

[Mr. Gundam]

Where is the GAF thread about our awesomeness?

[Positive Touch]

No, Centurion will always be the trump card on the virgin-issues front.

never heard of him.  he a 40-yr-old virgin?

[Huff]

Where is the GAF thread about our awesomeness?

It was only a post or two about the bore. thread was locked before anything interesting happened

[Cindi Mayweather]

yea time to hit up koshiba

fixed

oh shit

[Narag]

No one in that GAF thread commented on our 18 Taco Bell threads either? For shame... Obviously none of them spend more than 3 seconds here.

I assume they just come for this thread.

[BlueTsunami]

No one in that GAF thread commented on our 18 Taco Bell threads either? For shame... Obviously none of them spend more than 3 seconds here.

I assume they just come for this thread.

That's the hilarious thing to me. They come here to see whats being said about them and then go back to GAF and talk about us. Its some weird infinite reflection shit. But here I am talking about them talking about us who is talking about us talking about them. The fuck. Next time I'ma link them to our famous Bristol Stool Chart thread to introduce them to one of our many helpful threads on defecation and the finest 2am dining that is Living Mas.

[FatalT]

No one in that GAF thread commented on our 18 Taco Bell threads either? For shame... Obviously none of them spend more than 3 seconds here.

I assume they just come for this thread.

That's all most of the non-regulars who post here do anyways. Have you actually seen Devo in any thread on here other than this one?

[ZephyrFate]

No one in that GAF thread commented on our 18 Taco Bell threads either? For shame... Obviously none of them spend more than 3 seconds here.

I assume they just come for this thread.

That's all most of the non-regulars who post here do anyways. Have you actually seen Devo in any thread on here other than this one?

ALL THE OTHER TOPICS SUCK  :nuhuh

[WanderingWind]

So, this is where
 the fun people are. And the smilies.

Wasup dude!? I remember you when I used to post at GAF frequently, what made you decide to finally make the jump?

Well, I'm still posting there too, but to be honest their moderation policies are getting weird. Topics being banned because mods "just don't think they're productive" and obvious, innocuous jokes are being banned, etc. I'm too opinionated to not get banned for good one day, I'm sure.

Plus, I noticed a lot of the "fun" people from there are now here. So...yeah. Sup!

[Cindi Mayweather]

Hey Wandering Wind. I am Himuro. Also, that episode of Doctor Who is the bees knees.

Speaking of knees, get on your knees and accept your Bore Right of Passage.

[WanderingWind]

Hey Wandering Wind. I am Himuro. Also, that episode of Doctor Who is the bees knees.

Speaking of knees, get on your knees and accept your Bore Right of Passage.

Oh, wassup man? I still get a kick out of how you left GAF.

...I don't want to get on my knees. They're still raw from last n...WHY AM I TELLING YOU THIS???

[Broseidon]

They're impossibly fast.

Don't look away.

And whatever you do, dont blink.

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[Mr. Gundam]

No one in that GAF thread commented on our 18 Taco Bell threads either? For shame... Obviously none of them spend more than 3 seconds here.

I assume they just come for this thread.

That's all most of the non-regulars who post here do anyways. Have you actually seen Devo in any thread on here other than this one?

Yeah, most people who show up here due to getting banned from GAF never leave this thread.

[ZephyrFate]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=465177

If I could hate DY_nasty into not posting on GAF I would

fucking sick of him turning every thread into Oppression Olympics

yes it's happening again

[Phoenix Dark]

He needs to check out the Big Dick Bitch's website and chill out

[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=465177

If I could hate DY_nasty into not posting on GAF I would

fucking sick of him turning every thread into Oppression Olympics

yes it's happening again

Enforce a two sentence post limit and they will stop.

[parallax]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=465177

If I could hate DY_nasty into not posting on GAF I would

fucking sick of him turning every thread into Oppression Olympics

yes it's happening again

you sound mad.

[Verdigris Murder]

I don't really understand the black vs gays dynamic, but it always makes for entertaining reading for a few minutes or so.

Anyway, I've found out something that I need to share with everyone.

If you have hiccups, there is a proven scientific way to get rid: pour yourself a half pint of water, stick a finger in each ear hole, and drink the water in one glug. Problem solved !!!! And it honest to non-demonitative religious father figure actually works.

Demonitative is a new word for everyone.

[Phoenix Dark]

Black GAF pisses me off in every gay issues thread 

[ZephyrFate]

Im not mad, just annoyed. do not understand why blackGAF is so subtly homophobic yet demand respect for their history etc etc. the past does little to avail the douchebaggery that is being spouted in the present

[Cindi Mayweather]

Im not mad, just annoyed. do not understand why blackGAF is so subtly homophobic yet demand respect for their history etc etc. the past does little to avail the douchebaggery that is being spouted in the present

pd and i are already told you why pages back.

[ZephyrFate]

It's still dumb as hell.

[Verdigris Murder]

OK, I'm still reading about the neogaf olden days posts, and to me the one thing strikes me blind, like a hot poker into an THE EYE of people with issues with neogaf is thus: I have no idea why people take this stuff so personally. I post my thought rockets wherever they may take me, the Something Awful forums are like the biggest impersonal thing and the weird reddit paedo thing was so full of misplaced resentment.

I'm pretty much fixating over Phoenix Darks guys face, who just looks like an amazingly thick sportophile, with maybe a sprinkling of taking advantage of thin drunk girls. Is that what the hard work and excellence thing is?

[Robo]

That's PD in the flesh; he plays short-range football exclusively.  They call him the Re-re receiver.

[Verdigris Murder]

Here's a rap poem:

distinguished black fellows be hiding, throughout they transsexuality,
Just look at what fake chicken heads basting in reality,
Jesus didn't hide his jewsuality,
Because he's the the son of god.

Words are just spits in the wind of ility,
Spielbergs a ghost, bj the shark teeth of the void,
Because he is a construct of the USA.

Blacks and gays are fixating on ass
There's no amendment
But yo, they always pass, because there's no anal sex in amendment, but there is a men. Amen.

Which proves my point.

[Robo]

Do you love this shit?  Are you high right now?

[Verdigris Murder]

No, but I quite liked the amen bit.

[Phoenix Dark]

Blacks and gays are definitely fixated on ass.

[ZephyrFate]

Real talk. we should unite our disparate communities over it

[Joe Molotov]

Let's just make a general purpose ass thread. Men, women, cats; anything goes.

[Phoenix Dark]

or we can just make a Vo D'Balm appreciation thread

[Shadow Mod]

I'm so fucking tired of "the only natural inclination is to breed" when it's not fucking true and there are relationships among animals that have nothing to do with breeding. People really need to cut the shit and actually learn some biology rather than propagate their limited knowledge.

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=35666868&postcount=1337

[Joe Molotov]

I laffed.

[FatalT]

I'm so fucking tired of "the only natural inclination is to breed" when it's not fucking true and there are relationships among animals that have nothing to do with breeding. People really need to cut the shit and actually learn some biology rather than propagate their limited knowledge.

Devo you have 326 posts on this forum. I'm fairly confident that 320 of those posts are all in this thread. 

[Boogie]

I'm so fucking tired of "the only natural inclination is to breed" when it's not fucking true and there are relationships among animals that have nothing to do with breeding. People really need to cut the shit and actually learn some biology rather than propagate their limited knowledge.

Devo you have 326 posts on this forum. I'm fairly confident that 320 of those posts are all in this thread. 

I'm actually quite content to contain Devo's presence on the Bore to this thread.

[Phoenix Dark]

The mental gymnastics in this thread are pathetic
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=465246

It's a racist joke, end of story.

[BlueTsunami]

Its as if ignorance regarding the history of various slurs makes the joke ok due to their ignorance. Completely discounting the actual intent. I'll admit though that I didn't get the bestiality bit at first (probably because I'm a dense) but took it more as a "your moms a slut" joke (which it partially is). Now being educated on the matter I can see why its even worse instead of rejecting its secondary meaning and just sticking to what I originally felt was the correct interpretation.

[Tasty]

I don't get the joke.

[Great Rumbler]

The dog comment just irritates me because in my mind it compares bestiality to interracial sex. Maybe that's not what he or she intended, but that's immediately what it sounded like to me.

Come on.

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=465243

[Shadow Mod]

I'm so fucking tired of "the only natural inclination is to breed" when it's not fucking true and there are relationships among animals that have nothing to do with breeding. People really need to cut the shit and actually learn some biology rather than propagate their limited knowledge.

Devo you have 326 posts on this forum. I'm fairly confident that 320 of those posts are all in this thread. 

I'm actually quite content to contain Devo's presence on the Bore to this thread.

haters gonna hate gif

And yeah PD, I just can't ugh.

[Momo]

I dont get the racist part there, all I get from that is that his mother had sex with a dog. (not american, dont bite)

[Phoenix Dark]

I dont get the racist part there, all I get from that is that his mother had sex with a dog. (not american, dont bite)

Fair enough, I think many people would take it that way. But it's a rather old "joke" that insinuates a white woman who sleeps with a black man=sleeping with an animal. Likening interracial relations to bestiality

[Shadow Mod]

I dont get the racist part there, all I get from that is that his mother had sex with a dog. (not american, dont bite)

Fair enough, I think many people would take it that way. But it's a rather old "joke" that insinuates a white woman who sleeps with a black man=sleeping with an animal. Likening interracial relations to bestiality

Nah dude it's not racist because I don't see references to distinguished black fellows or watermelon.

Holy shit that word filter, awesome.

[BlueTsunami]

I think part of the reason people don't make that connection is because that sort of racism is just vicious and you don't openly see that anymore. After reading about the bestial aspect I was taken back at how awful it is. 'Dat naivety.

[Shadow Mod]

I think part of the reason people don't make that connection is because that sort of racism is just vicious and you don't openly see that anymore. After reading about the bestial aspect I was taken back at how awful it is.

Which is like fair enough but when people actually say it isn't racist rather than "I don't see it please explain", well fuck them.

[Phoenix Dark]

now the thread is all Hermain Cain talk lol

[Shadow Mod]

now the thread is all Hermain Cain talk lol

Best derail ever?

[Momo]

I dont get the racist part there, all I get from that is that his mother had sex with a dog. (not american, dont bite)

Fair enough, I think many people would take it that way. But it's a rather old "joke" that insinuates a white woman who sleeps with a black man=sleeping with an animal. Likening interracial relations to bestiality

Ah, thanks for explaining. Racism is very differently and more directly expressed where I am from