The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[Momo]

Actually, the mother of my daughter, and the specimen that hails from Planet Girl, which is situated in the Vulvaria system, really doesn't like doggy style. It's actually pretty annoying, as in my mind it would be gods favourite too, as theres nothing quite like drilling into a perky pink pear shaped behind.

 I usually only get to take her from behind after some pretty intense bedroom negotiations, and this is usually an annoyingly protracted affair, due to the fact that she's a lawyer, and, although I'm massively intelligent, she usually beats me down, by being a hard bargainer, and me having an aching hardon, and just really wanting to fuck. I know it's my male weakness, but dammit, if you cut me, do I not bleed?

[Verdigris Murder]

Great quote, but not really much use to me in the context of convincing my love to l'amour comme le chien.

[Timedog]

Heh. I forgot timedog was here. This should make for more "interesting" conversation

Nah just more of devo being annoying and timedog coming in to save her

Feel free to address me directly, my dude. The whole super passive-aggressive nerd thing isn't a good look.

[Momo]

Great quote, but not really much use to me in the context of convincing my love to l'amour comme le chien.

Propose a trade, do something for her that you normally wouldnt.

[Smooth Groove]

Devo needs a good slap.  Is that explicit enough?

[MyNameIsMethodis]

Are you a white knight if you white knight your girlfriend?   

[Himu]

Ain't even the same broad!!

Ninja Scooter was right, I guess.

Most of female-gaf really is Synbios or Synbios-esque characters

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[brob]

smh

[Himu]

I bet most females on gaf are just dudes trolling for attention.

They're just a bunch of Maurices.

[Shadow Mod]

Are nerds crying about me again?

Fucking yawn.

[BlueTsunami]

About Synbios, I'm sorry Malek but if you Google synbios and evilbore your photo comes up in Google image search

[Himu]

[Smooth Groove]

Even Malek is Synbios?  That explains much about this forum. 

[Shadow Mod]

Also who is Cascade? I'm guessing it's someone I got banned since he's got such a hard on for me. Get a girlfriend to stick that dick in dude, you're turning into another obvious sexless ugly sack of shit who needs to project his misery on to me, like all of my other trolls. You too Sman.

[BlueTsunami]

[Shadow Mod]

Are nerds crying about me again?

Fucking yawn.

You certainly seem to work em all up into a tizzy. Fun for you?

I wish, it's just the same ol' insults and obvious projection of their bitterness.

[Himu]

ALLISON JANNEY JUDE

[etiolate]

(Image removed from quote.)

That's a very aptly descript combo of pictures for sybios

[MyNameIsMethodis]

holy shit how did I miss the small arms guy 

[Shadow Mod]

Then why bother, yo?

Some people cool here yo but you know it's inevitable that the little cowardly shitheads will pop up here to talk about how they hate me without addressing me directly. They scared of pussy and it shows.

[Smooth Groove]

stank pussy is pretty scary though

[Shadow Mod]

stank pussy is pretty scary though

If it makes you feel better keep thinkin' that.

[Himu]

I bet you guys white man posted that What a dick!

[MyNameIsMethodis]

Then why bother, yo?

Some people cool here yo but you know it's inevitable that the little cowardly shitheads will pop up here to talk about how they hate me without addressing me directly. They scared of pussy and it shows.

if u cant hang with the punches u dun belong here. this aint demis finger bang each other message board this is the bore and u gotta earn ur stripes nicca

[Shadow Mod]

Then why bother, yo?

Some people cool here yo but you know it's inevitable that the little cowardly shitheads will pop up here to talk about how they hate me without addressing me directly. They scared of pussy and it shows.

if u cant hang with the punches u dun belong here. this aint demis finger bang each other message board this is the bore and u gotta earn ur stripes nicca

I can hang, I'm here throwing punches back you stupid insolent little shit.

I guess what I'm saying is drama only happens when you let it. I feel like if you didn't in some way want this kind of nonsense going on you wouldn't come to an entirely different board to talk about it. If you're truly sick of it, take the fuel out of the flames!

If none of this makes sense well I've been smokin all morning

Haters gone hate on me, that's how they roll, I just like how obvious it is where the butthurt comes from.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

woah thats just rude and personal.

[Smooth Groove]

stank pussy is pretty scary though

If it makes you feel better keep thinkin' that.

Just stating a fact.  Had nothing to do with U.  I don't even know your gender. 

[MyNameIsMethodis]

to be honest atleast u didnt puss out like everyone else that gets trolled i guess thats one thin you got gong for you

[Shadow Mod]

woah thats just rude and personal.

Can't roll with the punches bruh? 

Aight I think I'm done shitting this thread up. I gotta shower this stank pussy.

[Himu]

Man where the fuck is my dominos...

lava cakes

OMG

I want to get baked right nowwwwwwwww

[MyNameIsMethodis]

id rasheed ur jones himuro

[parallax]

wow. devo really tuned up in this thread. kinda feels like someone else typing under the name.

[Smooth Groove]

Everyone here can attest that Methodis/Householmes has thicker skin than anyone on the internet, ever

[TakingBackSunday]

hey everyone

make peace, y'all

[MyNameIsMethodis]

brand new ive taken alot of respect towards u since u grew up but u are still one fruity mofo

[TakingBackSunday]

indeed!

[Broseidon]

Everyone here can attest that Methodis/Householmes has thicker skin than anyone on the internet, ever

Thicker skull than most, too.

[Phoenix Dark]

I should invite Symbios back

[ZephyrFate]

Heh. I forgot timedog was here. This should make for more "interesting" conversation

Nah just more of devo being annoying and timedog coming in to save her

Devo hasn't really been annoying though.

[etiolate]

I should invite Symbios back

I am pretty sure that would violate his restraining order

[MyNameIsMethodis]

how do u pronounce ur username etiolate is it relaly e-toilet?

[Huff]

Heh. I forgot timedog was here. This should make for more "interesting" conversation

Nah just more of devo being annoying and timedog coming in to save her

Devo hasn't really been annoying though.

I don't mind her at all. Just trying to rile up her white knight.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

To be honest, the Devolution hate is getting tiring.  It seems eyebrow raising to me to continually rail against an anonymous forum member for an extended period of time.  I hate how the OT turned out (I hate hysterics, sanctimonious attitudes, and artificially zany forum personalities; all three types of which OT has in spades now) so rather than continually bitch, I left GAF and gave my account over to Wrath.  The board just didn't fit me any more and it seemed like such a waste of time to always be annoyed at the sheer level of content free posting.

It isn't because Devolution is posting here.  I don't bitch about the threadshitting puns of Count Dookkake or forum pseudointellectual mong Shanadeus.  Rubxqub is still a huge twat but hey, I've moved on.  I'm not going to call it misogyny because it happens to male mods but this OA-esque attitude of holding multi-month or multi-year grudges over the internet reflects poorly on you, even if you are right.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

so why do you guys still hate me if youre against multi year and multi month grudges 

[Phoenix Dark]

To be honest, the Devolution hate is getting tiring.  It seems eyebrow raising to me to continually rail against an anonymous forum member for an extended period of time.  I hate how the OT turned out (I hate hysterics, sanctimonious attitudes, and artificially zany forum personalities; all three types of which OT has in spades now) so rather than continually bitch, I left GAF and gave my account over to Wrath.  The board just didn't fit me any more and it seemed like such a waste of time to always be annoyed at the sheer level of content free posting.

It isn't because Devolution is posting here.  I don't bitch about the threadshitting puns of Count Dookkake or forum pseudointellectual mong Shanadeus.  Rubxqub is still a huge twat but hey, I've moved on.  I'm not going to call it misogyny because it happens to male mods but this OA-esque attitude of holding multi-month or multi-year grudges over the internet reflects poorly on you, even if you are right.

Real talk

At some point you have to say "if she doesn't give a fuck, why should I give a fuck." Unlike many people who went through the gang pile on, Devo is not only enjoying it - she doesn't give a damn. So why is every posts she makes a target, as if bait to make her angrily defend herself. Get over it.

Personally I think it's dumb to defend that GAF chick who went into a random thread and posted her pic. You reap what you sow on the internet, and the snark she generated was justified. But I'm not going to make a scene over it, jeez

[parallax]

Heh. I forgot timedog was here. This should make for more "interesting" conversation

Nah just more of devo being annoying and timedog coming in to save her

Devo hasn't really been annoying though.

I don't mind her at all. Just trying to rile up her white knight.

why? its not like td has a presence here.

It isn't because Devolution is posting here.  I don't bitch about the threadshitting puns of Count Dookkake or forum pseudointellectual mong Shanadeus.  Rubxqub is still a huge twat but hey, I've moved on.  I'm not going to call it misogyny because it happens to male mods but this OA-esque attitude of holding multi-month or multi-year grudges over the internet reflects poorly on you, even if you are right.

shan doesnt exist for the most part, so you dont have to worry about that anymore at least.

[demi]

Didnt we have the same episode with Yixian and his girlfriend? Yo thats my girl back off

[Shadow Mod]

To be honest, the Devolution hate is getting tiring.  It seems eyebrow raising to me to continually rail against an anonymous forum member for an extended period of time.  I hate how the OT turned out (I hate hysterics, sanctimonious attitudes, and artificially zany forum personalities; all three types of which OT has in spades now) so rather than continually bitch, I left GAF and gave my account over to Wrath.  The board just didn't fit me any more and it seemed like such a waste of time to always be annoyed at the sheer level of content free posting.

It isn't because Devolution is posting here.  I don't bitch about the threadshitting puns of Count Dookkake or forum pseudointellectual mong Shanadeus.  Rubxqub is still a huge twat but hey, I've moved on.  I'm not going to call it misogyny because it happens to male mods but this OA-esque attitude of holding multi-month or multi-year grudges over the internet reflects poorly on you, even if you are right.

Real talk

At some point you have to say "if she doesn't give a fuck, why should I give a fuck." Unlike many people who went through the gang pile on, Devo is not only enjoying it - she doesn't give a damn. So why is every posts she makes a target, as if bait to make her angrily defend herself. Get over it.

Personally I think it's dumb to defend that GAF chick who went into a random thread and posted her pic. You reap what you sow on the internet, and the snark she generated was justified. But I'm not going to make a scene over it, jeez

I didn't even defend her. I thought it was a dumb move. But I found it funny how defensive people get when a woman posts a pic that they need to insult her like that. Just makes the rest of us skittish because it displays a level of disdain for women that's obvious.

[Van Cruncheon]

this is some maaaaaaaad fheggit shit in heah

[MyNameIsMethodis]

there you go shitposting about how defenseless women on the internet are again

how about you just not post ur fukkin picture and literally no one would know.  im black yet youdont see me postin my pictures to let people know itsl iterally meaningless. you could be the hottest women in the world and if you never posted your pic or announced ur a girl no one would be able to tell u apart from demi

[MyNameIsMethodis]

ps that goes for everyone if demi never posted those nudes then no one would tell him apart from u

[demi]

Women are kinda stoopid tho fa real.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

this is some maaaaaaaad fheggit shit in heah

Hey, didn't you recently write some unsolicited statement about how you weren't going to be calling anyone a taco anymore?

[demi]

This wouldn't happen if it was over a dude. Only chicks get all uppity

[Van Cruncheon]

To be honest, the Devolution hate is getting tiring.  It seems eyebrow raising to me to continually rail against an anonymous forum member for an extended period of time.  I hate how the OT turned out (I hate hysterics, sanctimonious attitudes, and artificially zany forum personalities; all three types of which OT has in spades now) so rather than continually bitch, I left GAF and gave my account over to Wrath.  The board just didn't fit me any more and it seemed like such a waste of time to always be annoyed at the sheer level of content free posting.

It isn't because Devolution is posting here.  I don't bitch about the threadshitting puns of Count Dookkake or forum pseudointellectual mong Shanadeus.  Rubxqub is still a huge twat but hey, I've moved on.  I'm not going to call it misogyny because it happens to male mods but this OA-esque attitude of holding multi-month or multi-year grudges over the internet reflects poorly on you, even if you are right.

RESPEK KNUCKS.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

my m8 is a major rock star that you all would know if i said his name and he posts on gaf but he's not a idiot and doesnt tell everyone because he knows people will fawn over him. theres literally no reason to announce ur sex or race or who u are on a intenet message board unless ur lookin for attention / dicktation that you waste most of ur time on a message board

[Van Cruncheon]

this is some maaaaaaaad fheggit shit in heah

Hey, didn't you recently write some unsolicited statement about how you weren't going to be calling anyone a taco anymore?

yeah, i'm a taco

[parallax]

there you go shitposting about how defenseless women on the internet are again

how about you just not post ur fukkin picture and literally no one would know.  im black yet youdont see me postin my pictures to let people know itsl iterally meaningless. you could be the hottest women in the world and if you never posted your pic or announced ur a girl no one would be able to tell u apart from demi

im beginning to think you like drama

[Boogie]

wouldnt it just be:

jarosh : hi im from a foreign country thats exotic to a midwestern united stater i got lots of money u dtf

cloudwalking's Canadian you tard

[fistfulofmetal]

at least i make my disdain for women 100% apparent.