Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 3489030 times)

Thor, you smoke like 10 blunts a day and drop MDMA all the time, right?

If you had taken that bodyguard job, would you have had to give that stuff up?

Considering as how the guy I woulda been working for was a real big time hard-powder dealer, no.

And I cut back to about 5 blunts a day.

Sman · « **Reply #16028 on:** March 03, 2012, 04:50:06 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 03, 2012, 04:46:50 AM

Boobs are smaller. And real

No apparent self-esteem issues.

The anti-Koshiba.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #16029 on:** March 03, 2012, 04:57:14 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 03, 2012, 03:05:24 AM

I think part of the reason people don't make that connection is because that sort of racism is just vicious and you don't openly see that anymore. After reading about the bestial aspect I was taken back at how awful it is. 'Dat naivety.

I got into an argument with a black gym buddy. He called me stupid. I went into a testosterone fueled rage and said don't call me dumb, I've got two degress from prestigious Us while you're a dumbass nig taking 2 units at a community college. Everyone was like Woah and getting on me for using the N word. Luckily no other black dude was around. There were a couple of big black dudes working out at the time. I probably would have gotten my ass beaten badly in the parking lot if they had heard me.

After that he refused to talk to me but in the next game I flagrant fouled him like 10 times until he almost punched me.

It was all cool though after the roid rage passed and I bought the kid McDonalds for lunch. I felt kinda bad but the other guys laughed that he really must be dumb if a $5 McMeal is enough for an apology.

Momo · « **Reply #16030 on:** March 03, 2012, 08:38:19 AM »

^what is this i dont even

Broseidon · « **Reply #16031 on:** March 03, 2012, 09:22:58 AM »

Momo is Sooth Efriken? wtf

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #16032 on:** March 03, 2012, 12:28:59 PM »

Damn Groove, you're the type that flies off the handle and flaunt degrees the minute someone as much as call you "dumb"?

Can you get any pastier? Damn bro, you're even worse than Cheebs.

Edit: Or was it PD who flaunted Cheebs' degrees that one time? lol.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #16033 on:** March 03, 2012, 12:38:47 PM »

Well, actually, there had been quite a bit of trash talking for almost a week before it reached that boiilng point. The stuff about him taking 2 units at a community college just flew out of my mouth because we've been laughing at him for awhile about that. Supposedly he was a pretty good student but he just can't afford 4 yr U at this time. That kid often bs though so I don't know. He also told me he can eat 10 large Pizza Hut pizzas in a row which is one of the most ridiculous lies I've ever heard.

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #16034 on:** March 03, 2012, 12:58:16 PM »

I can state, with firm certitude that Pizza Hut pizzas are fucking disgusting.

Momo · « **Reply #16035 on:** March 03, 2012, 01:07:25 PM »

Pizza Hut still beats Taco Hell though

Broseidon · « **Reply #16036 on:** March 03, 2012, 01:18:45 PM »

Instigator's gone.

Thank fuck.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #16037 on:** March 03, 2012, 01:19:01 PM »

Quote from: Martin Raperman on March 03, 2012, 12:58:16 PM

I can state, with firm certitude that Pizza Hut pizzas are fucking disgusting.

Wrong.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16038 on:** March 03, 2012, 01:36:28 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on March 03, 2012, 12:28:59 PM

Damn Groove, you're the type that flies off the handle and flaunt degrees the minute someone as much as call you "dumb"?

Can you get any pastier? Damn bro, you're even worse than Cheebs.

Edit: Or was it PD who flaunted Cheebs' degrees that one time? lol.

I did that to piss off fresh prince. He took it seriously tho

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #16039 on:** March 03, 2012, 01:46:00 PM »

Yeah, I got my wires crossed. Still a hilarious episode though.

Sman · « **Reply #16040 on:** March 03, 2012, 01:55:13 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on March 03, 2012, 01:18:45 PM

Instigator's gone.

Thank fuck.

Edit: Nevermind, found the thread. Wow lots of people got the axe. Political correctness wins the day yet again at GAF.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16041 on:** March 03, 2012, 02:07:37 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on March 03, 2012, 01:18:45 PM

Instigator's gone.

Thank fuck.

No fucking way wuuuut

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #16042 on:** March 03, 2012, 02:10:29 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on March 03, 2012, 01:19:01 PM

Quote from: Martin Raperman on March 03, 2012, 12:58:16 PM
I can state, with firm certitude that Pizza Hut pizzas are fucking disgusting.

Wrong.

Ŷou might have a sweet business dog avatar, but no you are.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16043 on:** March 03, 2012, 02:15:50 PM »

Real people eat Pizza Hut in 2012? I thought it was exclusively for coupon saving families of four who glumly eat inside said Hut while watching whatever VHS tape is on the television

etiolate · « **Reply #16044 on:** March 03, 2012, 02:18:10 PM »

Why does that read like a personal memory?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #16045 on:** March 03, 2012, 02:18:46 PM »

The local Pizza Hut just had a major makeover of the parking lot, building exterior, and interior. Now it's all nice and new.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #16046 on:** March 03, 2012, 02:18:54 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 03, 2012, 02:15:50 PM

Real people eat Pizza Hut in 2012? I thought it was exclusively for coupon saving families of four who glumly eat inside said Hut while watching whatever VHS tape is on the television

Spoken like a free market negro.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16047 on:** March 03, 2012, 02:25:16 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on March 03, 2012, 02:18:10 PM

Why does that read like a personal memory?

My dads residency years was definitely the Pizza Hut era of my childhood

Oblivion · « **Reply #16048 on:** March 03, 2012, 02:27:20 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on March 03, 2012, 04:53:46 AM

She immediately got like 6 or 7 people replying to her.

Fucking GAF

In fairness, she IS pretty cute.

Dem glasses.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #16049 on:** March 03, 2012, 02:34:31 PM »

What's her pt? Getting older didn't seem to do much for her. I still wouldn't look twice at her.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16050 on:** March 03, 2012, 02:39:25 PM »

I'd smash and ask that she keep the glasses on.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #16051 on:** March 03, 2012, 02:50:48 PM »

For someone with such low standards, it sure took a long time for you to lose your cherry.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16052 on:** March 03, 2012, 02:57:29 PM »

I'm a sucker for long black hair

Oblivion · « **Reply #16053 on:** March 03, 2012, 03:58:25 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on March 03, 2012, 02:34:31 PM

What's her pt? Getting older didn't seem to do much for her. I still wouldn't look twice at her.

Smooth's high standards

Quote from: AWESOM-O on March 03, 2012, 03:54:49 PM

Quote from: Oblivion on March 03, 2012, 02:27:20 PM
In fairness, she IS pretty cute.

Dem glasses.

It's just funny how whenever a decently-attractive girl posts her picture in any thread in GAF, half the subsequent replies on that page will be related to that picture.

It seems so absurd, because trying to flirt with some random internet chick on a gaming website who might live 10,000 miles away doesn't really occur to me.

Oh I agree, but I'm just glad any time some gaffer compliments a girl that's not a) ugly b) underage c) possibly cheeseburger.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #16054 on:** March 03, 2012, 04:07:05 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on March 03, 2012, 03:54:49 PM

It's just funny how whenever a decently-attractive girl posts her picture in any thread in GAF, half the subsequent replies on that page will be related to that picture.

It seems so absurd, because trying to flirt with some random internet chick on a gaming website who might live 10,000 miles away doesn't really occur to me.

It can lead to good things if you're not a desperate idiot.

etiolate · « **Reply #16055 on:** March 03, 2012, 04:12:45 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on March 03, 2012, 04:07:05 PM

Quote from: AWESOM-O on March 03, 2012, 03:54:49 PM
It's just funny how whenever a decently-attractive girl posts her picture in any thread in GAF, half the subsequent replies on that page will be related to that picture.

It seems so absurd, because trying to flirt with some random internet chick on a gaming website who might live 10,000 miles away doesn't really occur to me.

It can lead to good things if you're not a desperate idiot.

let me translate this netgirl language for y'all

It can lead to good things if she thinks you're hot.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #16056 on:** March 03, 2012, 04:17:09 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on March 03, 2012, 04:12:45 PM

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on March 03, 2012, 04:07:05 PM
Quote from: AWESOM-O on March 03, 2012, 03:54:49 PM
It's just funny how whenever a decently-attractive girl posts her picture in any thread in GAF, half the subsequent replies on that page will be related to that picture.

It seems so absurd, because trying to flirt with some random internet chick on a gaming website who might live 10,000 miles away doesn't really occur to me.

It can lead to good things if you're not a desperate idiot.

let me translate this netgirl language for y'all

It can lead to good things if she thinks you're hot.

=o

Reb · « **Reply #16057 on:** March 03, 2012, 04:33:41 PM »

Timedog aimed low.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #16058 on:** March 03, 2012, 04:39:01 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on March 03, 2012, 04:24:51 PM

No doubt it works for the Timedogs, Jaroshes, and la1ns of the world. Who it doesn't work for is just about everyone else.

As

as she is, it was cloudwalking that struck gold in that scenario, as far as I'm concerned.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #16059 on:** March 03, 2012, 04:39:12 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on March 03, 2012, 04:24:51 PM

No doubt it works for the Timedogs, Jaroshes, and la1ns of the world. Who it doesn't work for is just about everyone else.

i.e. desperate idiots

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #16060 on:** March 03, 2012, 04:40:18 PM »

Quote from: Rebiak on March 03, 2012, 04:33:41 PM

Timedog aimed low.

Salt.

Timedog · « **Reply #16061 on:** March 03, 2012, 04:51:37 PM »

what's up guys. u mad?

Barry Egan · « **Reply #16062 on:** March 03, 2012, 04:56:43 PM »

This is too cute

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16063 on:** March 03, 2012, 05:33:09 PM »

I wonder what EB would look like in an alternative reality where Cloud stuck with Demi.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #16064 on:** March 03, 2012, 05:43:12 PM »

Not much difference. Cloud would still eventually hook up with some other internet dude since Demi would rather jerk it to adult entertainment.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #16065 on:** March 03, 2012, 05:45:38 PM »

Oh God, EB gonna' turn into an episode of The Coupling

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16066 on:** March 03, 2012, 05:48:12 PM »

Cloud never released the exclusive interview she did with me

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #16067 on:** March 03, 2012, 06:24:03 PM »

her pics of her boobs

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #16068 on:** March 03, 2012, 06:47:19 PM »

meeting people on a internet gaming forum is literally the dumbest and worst thing ever no offense to cloud and jarosh

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #16069 on:** March 03, 2012, 06:47:20 PM »

I'm pretty sure t-dawg is a massive advocate of doggy style. Most gurls are fine with this, until they decide it's defrauding their female voice.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #16070 on:** March 03, 2012, 06:48:05 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on March 03, 2012, 06:24:03 PM

her pics of her boobs

Clouds biggest secret(s)

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #16071 on:** March 03, 2012, 06:49:45 PM »

didnt someone get mad and post them on here once

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #16072 on:** March 03, 2012, 06:50:54 PM »

Taking a gorkkvjkk from behind us so empowering, serious. It's like rape, but agreed upon.

Momo · « **Reply #16073 on:** March 03, 2012, 06:59:47 PM »

Quote from: Thomas Householmes Lane on March 03, 2012, 06:47:19 PM

meeting people on a internet gaming forum is literally the dumbest and worst thing ever no offense to cloud and jarosh

I dated a girl I met on a gaming forum.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Of course, the gaming forum was based around a LAN in my city

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TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #16074 on:** March 03, 2012, 07:20:08 PM »

Quote from: Thomas Householmes Lane on March 03, 2012, 06:49:45 PM

didnt someone get mad and post them on here once

I don't think such things exist

parallax · « **Reply #16075 on:** March 03, 2012, 07:25:25 PM »

Who would pay for them?

Broseidon · « **Reply #16076 on:** March 03, 2012, 07:27:45 PM »

Quote from: Thomas Householmes Lane on March 03, 2012, 06:47:19 PM

meeting people on a internet gaming forum is literally the dumbest and worst thing ever no offense to cloud and jarosh

u jelly

parallax · « **Reply #16077 on:** March 03, 2012, 07:55:21 PM »

im sure its an interesting story, but im not willing to fork over dough just to read it

Timber · « **Reply #16078 on:** March 03, 2012, 08:21:18 PM »

good grief

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #16079 on:** March 03, 2012, 08:25:36 PM »

wouldnt it just be:

jarosh : hi im from a foreign country thats exotic to a midwestern united stater i got lots of money u dtf

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