The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[Shaka Khan]

He's the male version of Cleopatra

[Cascade]

Is it your business if any of it is true? Why are you shaking your head towards any of those statements? How are those statements even laugh worthy?

Please convince me otherwise that you aren't vapid, superficial human beings.

Please convince me.

I was SMHing at the OPA people and how they make 4chan seem classy. I was also asking about your date being true as I found it interesting. Nice to see you jump to conclusions that quickly though.

Sorry. I'm all about the details, my aspergers signal goes off if someone makes posts without clarifying what they mean, as Spencer has learned harshly. As for dating a transsexual, yeah, I have. I'm pretty open.

i hope you get butt fucked by a dude who is a 40 year old poke freak and when he thrusts his cock inside of you, hearing that mix of spit and fecal matter mix together going "SQUEEK SQUEEK SQUEEK FIDIT SQUEEK" he bends and screams in your ear "GOTTA FUCK EM ALL" after his shoots his aids infected semen into your asshole

you fucking cunt.

[Momo]

Prince is a vampire so he doesnt count. He's looked the same for like 20 years

[Himu]

Is it your business if any of it is true? Why are you shaking your head towards any of those statements? How are those statements even laugh worthy?

Please convince me otherwise that you aren't vapid, superficial human beings.

Please convince me.

I was SMHing at the OPA people and how they make 4chan seem classy. I was also asking about your date being true as I found it interesting. Nice to see you jump to conclusions that quickly though.

Sorry. I'm all about the details, my aspergers signal goes off if someone makes posts without clarifying what they mean, as Spencer has learned harshly. As for dating a transsexual, yeah, I have. I'm pretty open.

i hope you get butt fucked by a dude who is a 40 year old poke freak and when he thrusts his cock inside of you, hearing that mix of spit and fecal matter mix together going "SQUEEK SQUEEK SQUEEK FIDIT SQUEEK" he bends and screams in your ear "GOTTA FUCK EM ALL" after his shoots his aids infected semen into your asshole

you fucking cunt.

Hey, I wrote that.

That was pretty good.

[Phoenix Dark]

if we lived in an androgynous society i would get laser to take off the male hairs from my body, wear makeup, and a dress every single day. and then i would talk about my day with spencer-chan

Never inviting you anywhere then.
>Takes 5 hours to put on makeup
>Arrive late
>Party is over
>Wakes you up anyway
>Eats your food

unfortunately androgyny doesn't work well with black males.

unless they're prince.

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prince fucked vanity. check and mate.

Well he has good taste in transsexuals

[Himu]

You fucking dumbass.

What kind of black dude are you

I'm talking about THIS Vanity.

My love.

MY MUSE.

[Himu]

[Momo]

My childhood crush > yours

[Himu]

Ally Sheedy still looks good, Vanity looks like a coked up old woman.

[Momo]

[Himu]

THIS IS NOW AN 80'S MOVIE CHILDHOOD MEMORIES THREAD.

BRUCE LEEROY WAS MY FIRST BLACK ROLE MODEL AFTER MY FATHER

MLK WHO? BRUCE LEEROY.

[Phoenix Dark]

You fucking dumbass.

What kind of black dude are you

I'm talking about THIS Vanity.

My love.

MY MUSE.

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Meh, I prefer the other Vanity

[parallax]

Both vanity and ally sheedy have been destroyed by the ravages of time. I preferred ally sheedy though(I preferred apallonia over vanity though, come at me bros)

[Lan]

Actually, from my understanding, Jamie was already living as a gay man before transitioning. And if she'd
shed be here, I'm sure she'd be quick to point the difference between sexual orientation and gender (in the head).

I'm pretty sure she was upset with you for exposing her to OA an all that entails.

However, I disagree with Jamie concerning lexi. As soon as lexi started posting at OA, she became fair game. Objectively, it was really dumb of her to try to "educate" OA. Gee, racists are dumb, I feel like talking some sense with those Stormfront members. 

But I didn't expose her.  Her pics were posted in gaf and people on OA had already discussed her and Lexi.  The thread would have been made at some point, it's not like I hunted shit down about her to expose her to some seedy underbelly.  She may not have known about OA, but there were already posts about her on OA.

I did light the fire but it was inevitable at that point.

By your post there you already knew more about her than I ever did. 

gaf isn't and never was a closed forum, tough lesson for some to learn I suppose

All true. Transgaf was careless and soon or later, there was going some talk about these people and that thread outside of GAF. It's no excuse for the hurt feelings and taking things too far, I know.

If you remember, I was unsatisfied with the very first TransGAF parody pics I had done. From that point on, I paid closer attention to the infamous gaf thread to create better pics. As far as I'm concerned, it payed off.

Why make rude pictures of people in the first place?

[Sman]

Same reason why people here use verbal jabs against one another.

[Verdigris Murder]

Guys here's a quick anecdote about my encounter with Eddie Izzard: I was in a club in Bangkok, the hot blond I was with came onto him like a paedophiles hardon in noticing a fuckable child.

AND he used a joke of mine.

In short, I went home alone, and sang to the stars. They didn't answer. Why are you so beautiful and yet silent stars?
One glittered. And I had a seriously angry wank in reply.

[Lan]

Same reason why people here use verbal jabs against one another.

That doesn't take much effort. Drawing someone does along with taking time. I guess I just view them differently.

[Himu]

Guys here's a quick anecdote about my encounter with Eddie Izzard: I was in a club in Bangkok, the hot blond I was with came onto him like a paedophiles hardon in noticing a fuckable child.

AND he used a joke of mine.

In short, I went home alone, and sang to the stars. They didn't answer. Why are you so beautiful and yet silent stars?
One glittered. And I had a seriously angry wank in reply.

so you're jerry

and your blonde friend is the virgin

and eddie is john jr

[Himu]

Same reason why people here use verbal jabs against one another.

That doesn't take much effort. Drawing someone does along with taking time. I guess I just view them differently.

think of them as caricatures; political cartoons

[Verdigris Murder]

Guys here's a quick anecdote about my encounter with Eddie Izzard: I was in a club in Bangkok, the hot blond I was with came onto him like a paedophiles hardon in noticing a fuckable child.

AND he used a joke of mine.

In short, I went home alone, and sang to the stars. They didn't answer. Why are you so beautiful and yet silent stars?
One glittered. And I had a seriously angry wank in reply.

I have no point of reference to the names, but still wanking to the stars.
so you're jerry

and your blonde friend is the virgin

and eddie is john jr

[Verdigris Murder]

Weird. My fingers flurried in a blur, like sausages in an orgy.

[Himu]

It's a nod from the best episode of Seinfeld.

[Broseidon]

You try too hard.

Not you, Himu.

[Lan]

Same reason why people here use verbal jabs against one another.

That doesn't take much effort. Drawing someone does along with taking time. I guess I just view them differently.

think of them as caricatures; political cartoons

those have some form of skill put into them.

[fistfulofmetal]

man the chick from the Bengals was fucking SMOKIN'!

she's still smokin

[Cascade]

Same reason why people here use verbal jabs against one another.

That doesn't take much effort. Drawing someone does along with taking time. I guess I just view them differently.

think of them as caricatures; political cartoons

Sman, did you draw this:


If so, I find it weird that you and Himu seem to get along so well. This goes a bit further than your other cartoons.

[Himu]

Allahu Akbar!

Allahu Akbar x 3

Subhana rabbiyal adheem

Sam'i Allahu liman hamidah, Rabbana wa lakal hamd

Allahu Akbar!

Subhana Rabbiyal A'ala

Allahu Akbar!

Allahu Akbar!

Assalamu alaikum wa rahmatullah!

[brob]

jay electronica finally released some new shit?

[Verdigris Murder]

You try too hard.

Not you, Himu.

Look, I've had a look at your history. And it's ok. Just enjoy the words.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

[Shadow Mod]

Damn, I had no idea about the Jamie vs. Opa episode. That's fucking sad. And now I wonder if this thread has ever been received the same way.

I certainly felt that way about this thread months ago.

[Shaka Khan]

Damn, I had no idea about the Jamie vs. Opa episode. That's fucking sad. And now I wonder if this thread has ever been received the same way.

I certainly felt that way about this thread months ago.

Do you think of it any differently now that you've followed it more closely and contributed to it?

I mean, I'm not oblivious to how it comes across, but Jaime's post was so very expressive and sincere, that I can't help but feel worse than I generally do about the routine.

[Barry Egan]

Anyway, the friendzone thread on GAF is both sad and funny as fuck.

Is the friendzone thing supposed to be just about women not wanting a relationship with a dude but wanting to be friends, or is it about them avoiding a relationship BECAUSE they are friends? I don't think the latter is all that much of a thing, and to the extent it does happen it tends to be with women who are prone to fucked
 up relationships and don't want to drag their friends into a trainwreck.

Both cases are applicable but ultimately the females motives for rejecting the male are superfluous, because dudes who are actually scared or enraged by the specter of the friend zone and complain about it at length are not actually capable of empathizing with woman anyway.  To them it's just one big generalized injustice being carried out by women as a whole. 

[tiesto]

Yup, second a girl gives me LJBF I'm already emailing someone new on OKCupid, attempting to make plans with other girls, calling up some old FWBs.... I've fallen into the trap where I was too deathly shy to make a physical move, in the past, but what are you gonna do.

[Shadow Mod]

Do you think of it any differently now that you've followed it more closely and contributed to it?

I mean, I'm not oblivious to how it comes across, but Jaime's post was very expressive and sincere, that I can't help but feel worse than I generally do about the routine.

Now that I've followed more closely and wound my way in I don't feel the same. I didn't feel insulted as much as I felt creeped out by the whole thing. My pictures always being judged and the comics? It just makes you feel like some people spend far too much time worrying about what ever it is you're doing. And that's just scary if I'm being real. Most of the time I really don't give a shit but when I'm told or realize certain people spend a lot of time thinking about me off GAF and have little circle jerks, I just hope none of them is an unhinged psychopath.

[Lan]

Do you think of it any differently now that you've followed it more closely and contributed to it?

I mean, I'm not oblivious to how it comes across, but Jaime's post was very expressive and sincere, that I can't help but feel worse than I generally do about the routine.

Now that I've followed more closely and wound my way in I don't feel the same. I didn't feel insulted as much as I felt creeped out by the whole thing. My pictures always being judged and the comics? It just makes you feel like some people spend far too much time worrying about what ever it is you're doing. And that's just scary if I'm being real. Most of the time I really don't give a shit but when I'm told or realize certain people spend a lot of time thinking about me off GAF and have little circle jerks, I just hope none of them is an unhinged psychopath.

TBH, I feel that anyone who makes crude and disgusting pictures of someone they do not even really know is a jackass. Yeah, I may not like everything some people say on gaf but that doesn't cause me to want to go that low. You really have to be a straight up loser to let what people post on a forum effect you that strongly to draw some shitty pics of them. smh

I don't really care if anyone gets offended by this or not. Its how I see the situation. I saw one pic showing actual gay sex with poop flying out of the dudes ass. There are just some lines you shouldn't cross. If people here are respectful to people who are gay then why allow art like that around?

[Shaka Khan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=36697713#post36697713

[Shadow Mod]

It was my understanding those drawings were an OA thing?

I saw them here. I don't even touch OA.

[etiolate]

friendzone is when a dude who wants a chick gets put into a spot where he has no chance for physical intimacy with the chick but the chick keeps him along and uses him for emotional dependency

Friend zone is often a guy getting used. It's like reverse-slut zone. The "friend" part is not a real good description, because the girl is rarely that good of a friend back. The dude is the friend. The girl is just there for the adoration she gets.

[Himu]

It was my understanding those drawings were an OA thing?

I saw them here. I don't even touch OA.

the only person who draws the comics is sman, who is from oa, and drops in only when someone mentions the comics.

[etiolate]

friendzone is different from having opposite gender friends or friends that never hooked up despite some mutual attraction or friends that once dated but both decided to be friends instead or anything similar that is at least somewhat healthy

friendzone is a one way relationship that once it gets to the testing point rarely continues on.

[Himu]

IM A NICE GUY WHY DON'T SHE RIKE ME. I'M NICE GUY JUST SHY. NO, I HAVE NOT TALKED TO HER ARE YOU KIDDING, SHE WILL LAUGH AT ME. WHAT.

[Himu]

HEY I WASHED YOUR CLOTHES, DID THE DISHES, AND COOKED YOU DINNER, SURE I'LL BUY YOU THOSE NEW PUMPS YOU WANT HERE'S A 100 DOLLAH BILL

don't wait for me, i'll have the house clean for when you get home

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CHEATED ON ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[Himu]

i am so high ahahahaha yazeed, post good high music

[etiolate]

So what you are saying is that the "friendzone" is a term for the stupid "nice guys" who don't understand why women aren't fawning over them? If I didn't just say that in the previous post I would give you a standing ovation.

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Just kidding. Glad to see that we agree though.

[close]

No, that's a person's single viewpoint. A guy can believe that and not be friendzoned. It's not entirely a dude thing or has to be. It's about an abusive relationship. A guy can be friendzoned and have low opinion of himself. In fact, the situation of friendzone encourages low self-worth. Otherwise, they'd move on.

[Sman]

Same reason why people here use verbal jabs against one another.

That doesn't take much effort. Drawing someone does along with taking time. I guess I just view them differently.

think of them as caricatures; political cartoons

Sman, did you draw this:
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If so, I find it weird that you and Himu seem to get along so well. This goes a bit further than your other cartoons.

Because I have no personal beef with Himu and I understand he is the bottom of many jokes here. It's the bore way. Spend more time around here and even check up my posting history, which you obviously have no problem doing, and maybe you'll get it.

If you don't, well, who cares?

[DJ_Tet]

uhhh...that's lexi

[Broseidon]

I still feel dirty about having an OA account 

[Sman]

All the drawings about devo and himu are bore exclusives. If the talk in this thread is anything to go by, it's obvious something skewering Evilore is long overdue...

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=36697713#post36697713

Feels bad, man.

[Broseidon]

All the drawings about devo and himu are bore exclusives. If the talk in this thread is anything to go by, it's obvious something skewering Evilore is long overdue...

[Shaka Khan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=36697713#post36697713

Feels bad, man.

Right? I feel for the guy, but come on, it's not even a blog anymore, it's a twitter timeline. We're talking 6-7 consecutive posts

[Broseidon]

 

[Shaka Khan]

Everyone should post something nice to dilute the fbm.

[Phoenix Dark]

I used to be one of those guys crying about friend zones on GAF. Long ago

[Chinner]

all of these console rumours are making gaf really fucking painful.

[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=36697713#post36697713

Feels bad, man.

He should try and get his stuff out there on somewhere thats not neogaf

[Joe Molotov]

Everyone should post something nice to dilute the fbm.

Am I doing it right?

[Steve Youngblood]

It's hard for me to gauge whether or not Whiskers would gauge that as sincere or sarcastic. As such, I don't know whether or not the appropriate response is to praise you guys for your kindness, or disparage you for being assholes.

Eh, fuck it. I don't really care either way. Carry on.

[Momo]

It's hard for me to gauge whether or not Whiskers would gauge that as sincere or sarcastic. As such, I don't know whether or not the appropriate response is to praise you guys for your kindness, or disparage you for being assholes.

Eh, fuck it. I don't really care either way. Carry on.

I think I brought this thread up first a few months ago, it genuinely makes me feel fucking bad. I was bemoaning that the sequence thread got so much attention (a game people [myself included] most likely will just backlog) How hard is it to give the guy 5 mins of your time and report back on it? Really.