The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[BlueTsunami]

Stoney is Lawful Netural or True Neutral? I'm thinking lawful neutral since he does give a shit in some cases instead of truly not caring.

[KoG]

Man gaming fanboys is why I kinda hate gaming side over there.  I wouldn't be a mark for Sorny or MS or Nintendo.  Who gives a crap, I'd buy a console if a certain game is on it, etc etc.

I guess I am a fanboy in the sense of only really liking retro consoles and games and not new shit

[fistfulofmetal]

Stoney is Lawful Netural or True Neutral? I'm thinking lawful neutral since he does give a shit in some cases instead of truly not caring.

the only person who truly knows is stoney mason.

let's ask him shall we?

well stoney?

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[Atramental]

I haven't played a videogame in months (5 months at most) and I have no desire to talk about videogames.

...yet I'm a fairly prevalent poster on GAF.

Fuck. What am I doing with my life?

[Mr. Gundam]

Who are the sony fanbots of the bore, andy-kun

I'd say myself and Distantmantra, but we're pretty awesome and sexy so ya'll can't hate.

Nintendo and their whimsy can suck my cock, though.

My man. I can't stand Nintendo outside of two franchises (Pokemon and Metroid).  They could drop off the face of the Earth tomorrow and I wouldn't care.

I've never played a Pokemon game. I was in high school when the franchise made it to North America, so it just never interested me.

Winder Waker was pretty awesome on the Gamecube, though.

[Gospel]

You guys are mean about Aeana. Look, she can be hard headed sometimes and sometimes has a holier-than-thou attitude but when you're posting on that site, and you know you're shit, of course you come off like that.

Only person really complaining about her was Momo though! The rest of us seem to like her, and IMO if she ever did finally throw in the towel wrt GAF it would be a big blow to the board.

come to think of it, i remember her quitting the board like a year or two ago and some people making a deal about it only for her to come back like a month later. i could be thinking of someone else tho.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I haven't played a videogame in months (5 months at most) and I have no desire to talk about videogames.

...yet I'm a fairly prevalent poster on GAF.

Fuck. What am I doing with my life?

There were days when I'd waste a whole day at GAF.  I'd only get up to piss, take a shit, or get something to eat.  I was pretty addicted to that place.  This was 2005-2006 though.

[Momo]

I'd rather talk to Kagari as I said before, because regardless of how silly she is on any given day I at least feel that there was someone on the other side of the conversation thread.

Kagari is an empty suit.  She literally has no opinions on any subject other than 'I like Sony and Square-Enix'.  You only felt you were engaged in conversation because you like to hear your own opinions echoing back at you from the other side of the canyon.

That would be a turnout for the books as I neither especially like Sony or modern SE. The only fangargling I engage in is related to sega.

[parallax]

I haven't played a videogame in months (5 months at most) and I have no desire to talk about videogames.

...yet I'm a fairly prevalent poster on GAF.

Fuck. What am I doing with my life?

I feel the same way. The only games that I really play are the supercrack kairosoft ones.

[Himu]

I quit along with Segata and Aeana. We made a pact. AEANA YOU HURT MY FEELINGS

[StealthFan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=483509

I guess you could say he is sad...and sick?

[Tasty]

That reminds me, where the hell are Red and Dragona? You'd figure they'd post here.

I know Red was on WYL for a while but I haven't seen her anywhere for like a year.

[Himu]

Red doesn't like any forums, she has an account here, but isn't a big fan. She tried out gaf for a little bit a few months ago, realized it was shit and stopped posting. She mostly sticks with streaming games on her channel these days. Dragona is not interested in posting on forums and is content with it staying that way.

[Momo]

The last I heard of Red Scarlet was on that video stream thing she does, that was about in March I think.

[Owl-faced Wizard]

I'd rather talk to Kagari as I said before, because regardless of how silly she is on any given day I at least feel that there was someone on the other side of the conversation thread.

Kagari is an empty suit.  She literally has no opinions on any subject other than 'I like Sony and Square-Enix'.  You only felt you were engaged in conversation because you like to hear your own opinions echoing back at you from the other side of the canyon.

That would be a turnout for the books as I neither especially like Sony or modern SE. The only fangargling I engage in is related to sega.

I wasn't calling you a Sorny fanboy, just that there's nothing there to engage with.  The conversation only existed in your mind.

[Phoenix Dark]

https://twitter.com/Sadsic
 

[Momo]

I'd rather talk to Kagari as I said before, because regardless of how silly she is on any given day I at least feel that there was someone on the other side of the conversation thread.

Kagari is an empty suit.  She literally has no opinions on any subject other than 'I like Sony and Square-Enix'.  You only felt you were engaged in conversation because you like to hear your own opinions echoing back at you from the other side of the canyon.

That would be a turnout for the books as I neither especially like Sony or modern SE. The only fangargling I engage in is related to sega.

I wasn't calling you a Sorny fanboy, just that there's nothing there to engage with.  The conversation only existed in your mind.

We exchanged some PM's that were unrelated to Sony, SE, Titanic or vacations. Seemed to me there was a person on the other end, in the end it doesnt really matter though, we're disagreeing over nonsense.

[Shaka Khan]

God I hate the internet sometimes. I come here to chill, relax, let loose, and forget how shitty life can be, but these people are making it hard.

How dare you ruin my night with suicide threads and tweets? Have some privacy man.

[Himu]

https://twitter.com/Sadsic
 

Ban Maurice.

I'm serious.

You don't post a twitter of someone logging his own death without warning and especially at night when people are about to sleep.

I'm serious. Ban Phoenix Dark.

[Oblivion]

The only people I've seen either here or gaf that show no real allegiance to console manufacturers are Drinky and Demi.

Some of the other people who appear neutral are just faux-neutral.

[Himu]

I didn't know what he did because when I realized what happen I closed the link.

[FatalT]

If it helps you guys sleep better, it's extremely hard to kill yourself with a Benadryl overdose, even the amount he said he took.  He's going to have a very rough 24 hours, but he'll be fine.  This time.

Dammit, I was just about to post this after I posted it in that shitty ass detective thread. Who the fuck kills themselves with pills? That's a shitty way to go out. Use a gun or a knife. Fuck. Pussy.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=483509

EDIT: 

PRIVATE MESSAGE

Eric Walton
hey
delete your post. he did not take any benadryl. he lied, and because of that people are being misled.

thank you.

I ain't deleting shit.

[Phoenix Dark]

https://twitter.com/Sadsic
 

Ban Maurice.

I'm serious.

You don't post a twitter of someone logging his own death without warning and especially at night when people are about to sleep.

I'm serious. Ban Phoenix Dark.

we've been discussing the situation on this page, and folks who have read the GAF thread know what's happening.

I got a PM from someone who mentioned that if the dosages he mentions are correct, he'll likely just fall sleep.

[FatalT]

https://twitter.com/Sadsic
 

Ban Maurice.

I'm serious.

You don't post a twitter of someone logging his own death without warning and especially at night when people are about to sleep.

I'm serious. Ban Phoenix Dark.

we've been discussing the situation on this page, and folks who have read the GAF thread know what's happening.

I got a PM from someone who mentioned that if the dosages he mentions are correct, he'll likely just fall sleep.

http://www.steadyhealth.com/how_much_diphenhydramine_is_an_overdose__t140354.html

Conclusion: A typical healthy person probably has nothing to worry about from less than 1mg per pound of body weight. For reference, the LD50 (dose at which 50% of animal test subjects died) for lab rats is 500mg per 1kg of body weight. If a similar relationship is true for humans, a 60Kg person would require 30,000mg to die from this.



Please tell me you've heard of going on a "Benatrip" before.

Read some of these jackasses' trip reports and you'll get what sadshit is doing right now.

http://www.erowid.org/experiences/subs/exp_Diphenhydramine.shtml

Forgive me for the lack of empathy but if you're going to kill yourself, either do it right or take some others down with you. Colorado boy couldn't even finish the job.

[Human Snorenado]

*raises hand*

Used to "robo trip" as we called it back then when I was a poor, stupid college student.  It was one of the dumber things I ever did to catch a buzz.

[FatalT]

*raises hand*

Used to "robo trip" as we called it back then when I was a poor, stupid college student.  It was one of the dumber things I ever did to catch a buzz.

I plead the fif on the tussin. Although I will at least leave this song.

I honestly can't sleep until this ends. I gotta know if this dude really kills himself or not. Maybe death by cop?

Man, I'm really fucked up.

Edit: Is it wrong that I think this guy is a loser? I mean, I have problems being attached to the internet (which I've already discussed) but man, he is really fucking with a lot of people right now over some bullshit. And the tweeting just feels so over dramatic.

Real talk: I've taken shits that were more dramatic than his "Suicide Live Tweeting." Like, I got all sweaty and strained really hard. Then there was blood on the toilet paper and I thought I was dying. Nope, turned out it was just hemorrhoids. Next time I have hemorrhoids I'll be sure to live tweet.

[Shaka Khan]

By the way, my post wasn't directed at PD, but at the Sadsic. I'm an old fashioned guy, and I believe that if you have to kill yourself, do it in the privacy of your home and don't involve thousands of people.

[Phoenix Dark]

Never heard of Benatrips

[FatalT]

By the way, my post wasn't directed at PD, but at the Sadsic. I'm an old fashioned guy, and I believe that if you have to kill yourself, do it in the privacy of your home and don't involve thousands of people.

BUT-BUT-BUT MY LIFE IS SO HARD AND I HATE GOING TO SCHOOL AND MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME!

Never heard of Benatrips

I really want to make a joke about black people and drugs here but I'm coming up with nothing. Next time PD? Call me maybe?

[Human Snorenado]

By the way, my post wasn't directed at PD, but at the Sadsic. I'm an old fashioned guy, and I believe that if you have to kill yourself, do it in the privacy of your home and don't involve thousands of people.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here (I don't know this guy and haven't followed this shit at all) and say that from the little bit of stuff that I know about everything, attention is probably what he's mostly going after as opposed to killing himself.  Not saying he TOTALLY DOESN'T WANT TO, but if you do then there are way better ways of doing it than taking a bunch of benadryl and tweeting about it.

[FatalT]

By the way, my post wasn't directed at PD, but at the Sadsic. I'm an old fashioned guy, and I believe that if you have to kill yourself, do it in the privacy of your home and don't involve thousands of people.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here (I don't know this guy and haven't followed this shit at all) and say that from the little bit of stuff that I know about everything, attention is probably what he's mostly going after as opposed to killing himself.  Not saying he TOTALLY DOESN'T WANT TO, but if you do then there are way better ways of doing it than taking a bunch of benadryl and tweeting about it.

Something tells me now is the worst possible time to make a copycat thread on GAF. It seems like it would be in bad taste but all these people posting in that thread about opening the door is just too much.

"Open the door sadsic. Stay strong our thoughts are with you. Open the door. "

"Open the door, and embrace a new leaf Sadsic.
Show them your strength to face life. "

"Don't close the door on your life, sadsic. Open your door, let them in. They're here to help you. You can make it, but it all starts with you! "

It's like what I listen to in group at rehab.

[Phoenix Dark]

I've heard of black people using codeine obviously, but this drip shit...nah bros

[FatalT]

I've heard of black people using codeine obviously, but this drip shit...nah bros

C'mon man. You've never lived until you've woken up from a benatrip or a robotrip and eaten a delicious sugar sandwich with some kool-aid.

[Momo]

[FatalT]

For $100,000 would you suck a man's penis?

Second question.

For $5,000 would you suck a man's penis?

Okay, let's be honest here. What's the smallest amount of money it would take for you to suck a man's penis?

[Shaka Khan]

There are people out there who're willing to pay money to suck cock. And that makes me sick to my stomach.

[Tasty]

For $100,000 would you suck a man's penis?

Second question.

For $5,000 would you suck a man's penis?

Okay, let's be honest here. What's the smallest amount of money it would take for you to suck a man's penis?

Probably about $20 grand, but it depends on the man. It'd be $150k for demi, and $20k for Shaka.

#NOHOMO, #YOLO

[Phoenix Dark]

First off no homo to the maximum

I'd certainly suck a dude's dick for $5k, possibly $1k depending on the dude. I feel like it's something I'd be good at. I've watched enough porn to know what works best, and my own pleasure experience would come in handy too. For instance I like girls that play with your balls and actually look at your dick - smh @ chicks who want to close their eyes or just look in your eyes. Fuck that, worship the dick ma'am

Do I have to take the load though? I'd prefer to make the dude nut on his own belly for shits and giggles

[Momo]

If I suck a mans dick it is going to be for enough money to never ever have to work again. And medical so i can go for weekly hypnosis to erase my memories.

[FatalT]

Losing my shit here. I like the way this turned out.

[Phoenix Dark]

If I suck a mans dick it is going to be for enough money to never ever have to work again. And medical so i can go for weekly hypnosis to erase my memories.

(pause)

Is sucking a dude's dick really that traumatic? It's not like you're being banged in the ass or will feel any physical side effects afterwards.

(pause)

[FatalT]

If I suck a mans dick it is going to be for enough money to never ever have to work again. And medical so i can go for weekly hypnosis to erase my memories.

(pause)

Is sucking a dude's dick really that traumatic? It's not like you're being banged in the ass or will feel any physical side effects afterwards.

(pause)

It could be traumatic if said dick was AIDS-infested and then caused you to become HIV positive. Or maybe you have some weird PTSD with phallic objects being shoved into your face. Maybe you were repeatedly hit in the face with things when you were in the womb? I dunno, that's not my call. That's up to the therapists you talked to about your PTSD.

[Momo]

I dunno, it's not like it's something I want to do, so I'd go max and exploit the situation to get what I always wanted. (To retire in my 20's) Assuming said man is Oprah rich. $5 million would do it for me.

[etiolate]

If I suck a mans dick it is going to be for enough money to never ever have to work again. And medical so i can go for weekly hypnosis to erase my memories.

(pause)

Is sucking a dude's dick really that traumatic? It's not like you're being banged in the ass or will feel any physical side effects afterwards.

(pause)

The Sandusky Defense Force strikes again

[nudemacusers]

1. Robotripping is awful

2. I'll suck a dick for $20 nohomo plus the cost of powerful hallucinogens

[king of the internet]

For $100,000 would you suck a man's penis?

Second question.

For $5,000 would you suck a man's penis?

Okay, let's be honest here. What's the smallest amount of money it would take for you to suck a man's penis?

Yes to both, except no to the second if it's a sickly dick, like if it has gangrene or something. I'd suck a nice dick for a minimum of $1000. 

[Brehvolution]

*raises hand*

Used to "robo trip" as we called it back then when I was a poor, stupid college student.  It was one of the dumber things I ever did to catch a buzz.

Same here. Though I've only done it once, a mere whiff of the smell turns my stomach. It really sucks when I have a bad cold to not be able to use it and take pills instead..

[Boogie]

Forgive me for the lack of empathy but if you're going to kill yourself, either do it right or take some others down with you. Colorado boy couldn't even finish the job.

Excuse me?

[Joe Molotov]

So like, is that dude still sleeping it off or....?

[fistfulofmetal]

So like, is that dude still sleeping it off or....?

he is

forever

[Van Cruncheon]

sucking cock and suicide. ah, monday morning on the bore.

[Momo]

I've changed my price since this morning, I want enough money to never work again and I want every share and 100% ownership of SEGA.

[Shuri]

Eric Watson did one of those suicide thread too I believe. I can't be arsed to search on gaf using google

[Trurl]

Last night I had a dream that one of my friends sucked my dick.  Should I tell him?

I might pay as much as 30 dollars to have my way with Brad Pitt's d in the movie Troy, or any other suitably fine d.  It would take a considerable amount of money to get me to suck John Goodman's d, though.  15K at least.  10k

[brob]

if there was a dick I could reliably suck for a months rent, I'd be on my knees twelve times a year.

[Trurl]

if there was a dick I could reliably suck for a months rent, I'd be on my knees twelve times a year.

Would you keep the source of your rent money a closely guarded secret?

[Robo]

He better.  I'll suck that guy's dick twice just for half my monthly rent.

[brob]

The logistics of it make that a very empty threat robo. I'd like to see you travel half way around the globe to suck dick for half of the plane ticket price.

[Boogie]

Eric Watson did one of those suicide thread too I believe. I can't be arsed to search on gaf using google

Uh, dude, the old non-sucky search has been back for a while now.

[FatalT]

Forgive me for the lack of empathy but if you're going to kill yourself, either do it right or take some others down with you. Colorado boy couldn't even finish the job.

Excuse me?

Bless you.