The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[Lan]

I think the bikini pic was kinda weird, maybe it was ironic?

It's just that your posts usually have evidence of a functioning brain, and the pic just takes said words back a couple of emancipations.

Caveat Emptor: if you're willing to buy into my expensive and important opinion-shares, purchaser cautiousness is advised.

I've quoted myself for no reason at all, but my reply is aimed at Cobwell

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Honestly I did it knowing full well some people would have issues with it. That was the point.

The point was lost on me. And like I said. Above.

Im with you.

how come this thread is like a smaller, shittier version of gaf but with banned posters?
you even talk about gaf shit while there is random chat threads outside (and the nice nsfw thread)

Only you care about an answer to this question. Are banned gaffers to you like non-virgin women? I can't wait for the rage from this one when he gets banned.

[Rahxephon91]

Why do you keep going? It's over.

[Blastoisederp]

she be lonely i reckon and wants a good talk back
but im a gentleman, I dont trash talk women straight in the face - i wait until they're out of the room.

lan or whatever ur called, i be smanging you in your dreams tonight

[Lan]

 

[Phoenix Dark]

 

what is going on today

[parallax]

I said I can't stand the fake feminism, I don't hate or despise her. I was just curious about OPA when it was mentioned like 15 minutes ago. Her name was on the first page so I kept looking.

Like I mentioned, I wasn't referring to you, but rather the people that take interest in whatever devo does.

[Rahxephon91]

she be lonely i reckon and wants a good talk back

Yep that seems to be it.

[Blastoisederp]

what is going on today

lets ditch these gaftards and brofap in the nsfw thread
i posted some nice mocchachio facials.

[Lan]

she be lonely i reckon and wants a good talk back

Yep that seems to be it.

how did you know?   

cause like I totally post here cause I'm loney and looking for attention.

[Positive Touch]

i had some thai curry with oyster mushrooms, tofu, and red pepper in it for dinner tonite.  washed it down with mango juice. wish i could get sticky rice for dessert for less than $4.

i miss thailand.  fuck the midwest.

[Blastoisederp]

i had some thai curry with oyster mushrooms, tofu, and red pepper in it for dinner tonite.  washed it down with mango juice. wish i could get sticky rice for dessert for less than $4.

i miss thailand.  fuck the midwest.

hipster

[etiolate]

I have some Russian ham slices. I asked for the odesskaya, but I think the counter lady gave me something different. I need some cheese and crackers to go with it. =|

[Momo]

Guava juice, steamed fish, green salad with some feta and thai noodles earlier (duck)

[Momo]

Tomorrow I eat Korean short ribs. Tuesday prolly Korean BBQ. I mean today, uhm Wednesday .. Fuck it it's 1am and I have a shit load of work to do tomorrow. Going to bed feggits.


 

[etiolate]

I need to pick up some fish, too. I'm on a bit of a diet (yarly). I've grown a bit of a gut. I took care of my uncle and step-grandmother this past week and my uncle noticed my gut and started calling me fatso. He's got parkinsons and MS and can barely operate the television, but he remembered to call me fatso every day.

[Verdigris Murder]

Tomorrow I eat Korean short ribs. Tuesday prolly Korean BBQ. I mean today, uhm Wednesday .. Fuck it it's 1am and I have a shit load of work to do tomorrow. Going to bed feggits.


 

Would you sex guirdererp. What's with the Korean food.

[recursivelyenumerable]

this thread is sucking a bit

[Shadow Mod]

this thread is sucking a bit

No my doppelganger is.

[Cindi Mayweather]

what is your favorite thing to do to timedog's dick while you're sucking on it devo

any tips for all the girls out there on the art of fellatio?

[Verdigris Murder]

So just observe.  Rcurvelynumderbale, there are black people on here who dislike your blatant display of huge intellect. Probably gays as well. But that's probably something else.

[Great Rumbler]

Who is this blastoisederp guy?

[Verdigris Murder]

Bell and cowbell.

[Verdigris Murder]

Another mystery solved.

[Blastoisederp]

Who is this blastoisederp guy?

divinity5

without me, none of you would know about the pixy weightlifter chick

so respect

[Atramental]

Speaking of doppelgangers... I think I might be one of your distant relatives, Devo.

I was looking through some old family photos and my grandmum looks eerily simular to you when she was 25. >_>

[Purple Filth]

What the fuck is happening in here?

[blame space]

i don't know but i'm taking my pants off

[Rahxephon91]

she be lonely i reckon and wants a good talk back

Yep that seems to be it.

how did you know?   

cause like I totally post here cause I'm loney and looking for attention.

You seem to care a lot about this dont you?

[Shadow Mod]

what is your favorite thing to do to timedog's dick while you're sucking on it devo

any tips for all the girls out there on the art of fellatio?

Wrist action + mouth movement up and down + suction + tongue  + humming = success.

[Blastoisederp]

she be lonely i reckon and wants a good talk back

Yep that seems to be it.

how did you know?   

cause like I totally post here cause I'm loney and looking for attention.

You seem to care a lot about this dont you?

thats how the game works
the chick wants the guy who is aloof nad mysterious and doesnt give a shit 

[Cindi Mayweather]

what is your favorite thing to do to timedog's dick while you're sucking on it devo

any tips for all the girls out there on the art of fellatio?

Wrist action + mouth movement up and down + suction + tongue  + humming = success.

What do you think of women are scared of blowing their guys

[Shadow Mod]

What do you think of women are scared of blowing their guys

I think like Chris Rock, "they still make you?" Same goes for guys who don't lick downstairs either.

[Lan]

she be lonely i reckon and wants a good talk back

Yep that seems to be it.

how did you know?   

cause like I totally post here cause I'm loney and looking for attention.

You seem to care a lot about this dont you?

don't give me so much credit, I'll forget about this later tonight.

Aren't you the same guy that was willing to pay your spot back on gaf? I guess I can understand why you might think I care a great deal.

[Takao]

Rahxephon is still salty about his ban. He complained about how I get banned all the time (which may or may not be true) and never permed.

[Cindi Mayweather]

Guys who don't lick vagina are boring and you don't want them as lovers.

[Rahxephon91]

Vagina's are the most disgusting part of a woman. Why would anyone want to lick that? It doesn't even look attractive. Each one I have come across has smelled terrible.

[/quote]

don't give me so much credit, I'll forget about this later tonight.

Aren't you the same guy that was willing to pay your spot back on gaf? I guess I can understand why you might think I care a great deal.
[/quote]If you did'nt care about it why keep talking about it? I don't hide that I'm mad about my thing, hence I keep saying it. Duh.

[Shadow Mod]

Vagina's are the most disgusting part of a woman. Why would anyone want to lick that? It doesn't even look attractive. Each one I have come across has smelled terrible.

You haven't come across any. We all know this.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Vagina's are the most disgusting part of a woman. Why would anyone want to lick that? It doesn't even look attractive. Each one I have come across has smelled terrible.

You haven't come across any. We all know this.

 

[Rahxephon91]

Vagina's are the most disgusting part of a woman. Why would anyone want to lick that? It doesn't even look attractive. Each one I have come across has smelled terrible.

You haven't come across any. We all know this.

I've had sex 3 times. All terrible.

[Shadow Mod]

Vagina's are the most disgusting part of a woman. Why would anyone want to lick that? It doesn't even look attractive. Each one I have come across has smelled terrible.

You haven't come across any. We all know this.

I've come across 3.

Did you tip?

[Rahxephon91]

Vagina's are the most disgusting part of a woman. Why would anyone want to lick that? It doesn't even look attractive. Each one I have come across has smelled terrible.

You haven't come across any. We all know this.

I've come across 3.

Did you tip?

I've only payed a hooker for a BJ, so I don't count that. And yes I did.

[Cindi Mayweather]

Man, fresh smelling pussy is

Also Rah, you mainly lick the clit and that just looks like a nipple/penis.

[Lan]

Vagina's are the most disgusting part of a woman. Why would anyone want to lick that? It doesn't even look attractive. Each one I have come across has smelled terrible.

don't give me so much credit, I'll forget about this later tonight.

Aren't you the same guy that was willing to pay your spot back on gaf? I guess I can understand why you might think I care a great deal.
[/quote]If you did'nt care about it why keep talking about it? I don't hide that I'm mad about my thing, hence I keep saying it. Duh.
[/quote]

Because you keep quoting and asking me about it.

You ask me something, I answer, then ask me why I'm still talking about it. lol

[Rahxephon91]

Because you keep quoting and asking me about it.

You ask me something, I answer, then ask me why I'm still talking about it. lol

No. usually when you've made a point and then what to seem like you don't care you just ignore whatever the other party has to say.

[Timber]

Something's gone terribly wrong here.

[blame space]

Guys who don't lick vagina are boring and you don't want them as lovers.

this sounds like it's from experience

[Takao]

Something's gone terribly wrong here.

Yeah, broken quote tags disgust me.

[DCharlieJP]

Vagina's are the most disgusting part of a woman

... you have got to be kidding. I'd rather go down on a woman than get a bj. But i'm largely disinterested by bj's.... so that probably makes me a freak.

I'd also add that my Vagitis extends to the fact that i largely dislike shaved. I can live with it but i feel the , um, "hair piece" is all part of the personality and removing it , whilst it can be a fun change, is a removal of character. (okay, i'm basically a hairy clunge fiend but hey....)

[Shadow Mod]

Rax stop going down on girls with nasty yeast infections who don't know how to clean their pussy.

[Huff]

Would anyone go down on someone they paid for?

[Cindi Mayweather]

You PAID a hooker to suck your dick? HAHA, HERPES DICK.

Vagina's are the most disgusting part of a woman

... you have got to be kidding. I'd rather go down on a woman than get a bj. But i'm largely disinterested by bj's.... so that probably makes me a freak.

I'd also add that my Vagitis extends to the fact that i largely dislike shaved. I can live with it but i feel the , um, "hair piece" is all part of the personality and removing it , whilst it can be a fun change, is a removal of character. (okay, i'm basically a hairy clunge fiend but hey....)

Yeah I love sucking a chick's puss but bjs are like eh. Would rather smash than get a bj or hj. But some girls like dick in their mouth so..Also love unshaved puss.

[pollo]

Opiate is so godamn annoying and vapid. Right up there with Amirox for fucking worst gaf mod ever.

[Rahxephon91]

Rax stop going down on girls with nasty yeast infections who don't know how to clean their pussy.

Since I'm not a woman, I'm not sure how Im supposed to know that when they look normal and have their stuff on. And I did'nt go down on them, they did'nt ask for it.  I could just smell how terrible it was and it didnt look great either.

I was interested in trying it beforehand, but not anymore.

[DCharlieJP]

Yeah I love sucking a chick's puss but bjs are like eh. Would rather smash than get a bj or hj. But some girls like dick in their mouth so..Also love unshaved puss.

smashing back doors in > *

i know one girl who absolutely losses it about Bj's - not a girlfriend, just a friend (who has never given me anything!) but her whole thing was that , at a party, with a guy , in the most dangerous place possible whilst getting herself off was the hotest thing she could ever possibly do.

As a result, she's been busted at various peoples parties sucking off whilst in the coat cupboard etc.

[DCharlieJP]

I could just smell how terrible it was and it didnt look great either.

exploring a woman is fantastically arousing and intimate. Get a grip !

[pollo]

licking pussy is fucking awesome. it's intimate you get smeared with pussy juices and then your chick licks it off. what the hell is disgusting about that.

[Cindi Mayweather]

Rah, it's time to buy a bag of dicks and shove them up your ass because you are gay, sorry

[Phoenix Dark]

When it comes to pure aesthetics, penis>vagina all day. No homo but a penis is straight forward, easy to maintain, and is arguably the most iconic human body part.

A vagina is a gaping wound. I prefer hairy ones because at least that saves me from having to look at it

[Shadow Mod]

I'm playing with fire right about now on GAF 

[Huff]

When it comes to pure aesthetics, penis>vagina all day. No homo but a penis is straight forward, easy to maintain, and is arguably the most iconic human body part.

A vagina is a gaping wound. I prefer hairy ones because at least that saves me from having to look at it

Are you still a virgin or did you lose that. Just curious