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Barry Egan

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« Reply #27000 on: August 10, 2012, 08:14:47 AM »
Oh so you guys don't really think Puddles and Green Shinobi are the same guy...

No, only Puddles and Green Shinobi think that. 

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« Reply #27001 on: August 10, 2012, 08:31:50 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=486317&page=2

lolling at the nintendo friend reaction on this page.

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« Reply #27002 on: August 10, 2012, 08:37:05 AM »
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Key to the issue is the manufacturing of the Wii U GamePad; a complex controller that features a 6.2 inch touchscreen display, a front-facing camera, motion-sensing and Near field communication technologies, its own power supply and the promise that the device will be completely wireless.
Yeah, sure sounds like a device with unique properties.

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« Reply #27003 on: August 10, 2012, 08:38:20 AM »
Well, it is unique to Nintendo :lol

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Seriously. This shit is starting to get fucking annoying.
 
 You can't enter a single Nintendo thread without the same bunch of distinguished mentally-challenged fellows jumping in to shit it up.
 
 LOLZ GR4PH!X, LULZ 6 yeAR 0Ld T3Ch!
 
 
 Try doing this in one of their Sony treads and you'll be going bye bye before you know it.
 
 Save us EatChildren! Save us like before! ;)
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« Reply #27004 on: August 10, 2012, 08:47:30 AM »
JD, was your wife explicitly told that she was permabanned due to a suspicion that you were using her account?

Yes - she showed me on her work computer in the office.

Reason: "Carrying on the old crusade."  Date will be lifted: "Never."



That makes sense only one way.  Granted, it's based on a falsehood, but it's not like that'll make much difference.
Obviously, the only interpretation of that is that you were using her account, and not that she was bumping a dead thread solely to Defend Your Honor (and make a dumb, repeatedly debunked argument while she was at it - suggesting that she hadn't bothered to read any portion of the thread where people weren't saying mean things about you).
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« Reply #27005 on: August 10, 2012, 08:57:02 AM »
chicken thread still delivering

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« Reply #27006 on: August 10, 2012, 09:58:17 AM »
chicken thread still delivering

keep fucking that chicken
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« Reply #27007 on: August 10, 2012, 10:22:47 AM »
chicken thread still delivering

keep fucking that chicken

I like "the fuck are you doing" best :lol


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« Reply #27008 on: August 10, 2012, 12:47:02 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=40874579&postcount=96


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Then again homosexuals dont 'aid evolution' either, so maybe that logic is a bit flawed.
 
 ^^ whats the difference between homosexuals and pedophiles other than the fact that one is legal(mostly) and the other one is not
Out of context, horrible post. In context that thread is surprisingly not a cesspool.

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« Reply #27009 on: August 10, 2012, 12:55:29 PM »
Give it time.
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Momo

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« Reply #27010 on: August 10, 2012, 12:57:26 PM »
Yup, page three is already hard hit by the outrage squad. closed tab and ignoring thread now.

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« Reply #27011 on: August 10, 2012, 02:36:32 PM »
That she was "continuing [your] crusade" (which she was) does not mean that anyone thought you were actually posting on her behalf.

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« Reply #27012 on: August 10, 2012, 02:51:15 PM »
I don't know who any of you people are but you guys are in desperate need of hugs.  :-*
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« Reply #27013 on: August 10, 2012, 03:08:39 PM »
I don't know who any of you people are but you guys are in desperate need of hugs.  :-*

lets show em how its done spin.

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« Reply #27014 on: August 10, 2012, 03:16:43 PM »
Hi Spindasher.
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« Reply #27015 on: August 10, 2012, 03:35:44 PM »
Veggie stuff that tries to be a meat-replacement always fails.

I went to this one Chinese restaurant in SF as a kid that had the most amazing faux beef that really did taste just like the real thing. I'm like 90% sure it was actually real beef.

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« Reply #27016 on: August 10, 2012, 03:48:06 PM »
lets show em how its done spin.


Hi Spindasher.
DASHING. NOT DASHER.  :yuck Still pretty salty that someone registered that user name but from what I see he posts mostly in gaming so I guess it doesn't matter.
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« Reply #27017 on: August 10, 2012, 05:07:14 PM »
Hi Spinball

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« Reply #27018 on: August 10, 2012, 05:09:03 PM »
 .... :( i'm done with this place
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« Reply #27019 on: August 10, 2012, 05:11:23 PM »
Don't leave, meatspinning.  :(
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« Reply #27020 on: August 10, 2012, 05:27:03 PM »
I'm sorry Spinelli :(

spindashing

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« Reply #27021 on: August 10, 2012, 05:52:57 PM »
wow this is highschool all over again  :'(
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« Reply #27022 on: August 10, 2012, 06:09:09 PM »
wow this is highschool all over again  :'(

so... a year ago?
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« Reply #27023 on: August 10, 2012, 07:49:38 PM »
Well, it is unique to Nintendo :lol

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Seriously. This shit is starting to get fucking annoying.
 
 You can't enter a single Nintendo thread without the same bunch of distinguished mentally-challenged fellows jumping in to shit it up.
 
 LOLZ GR4PH!X, LULZ 6 yeAR 0Ld T3Ch!
 
 
 Try doing this in one of their Sony treads and you'll be going bye bye before you know it.
 
 Save us EatChildren! Save us like before! ;)
:lol

I've been on GAF since 2001 and the Wii U has elicited probably the worst reaction to a Nintendo console or handheld I've ever seen and probably the greatest disconnect from Nintards and everyone else yet.  Nintendo fans are seriously frustrated that not everyone is worshiping the golden calf as per the usual.  We'll see how things get closer to launch as more and more of these games probably end up underdelivering.
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« Reply #27024 on: August 10, 2012, 07:56:42 PM »
Never tlk srs bzns about forums. It's the only rule.
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« Reply #27025 on: August 10, 2012, 07:57:20 PM »
Unless its perishable.
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« Reply #27026 on: August 10, 2012, 08:25:32 PM »

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« Reply #27027 on: August 10, 2012, 10:19:29 PM »
I thought I liked my pills, but amirox is a bit hardcore...
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« Reply #27028 on: August 10, 2012, 10:46:28 PM »
A little. Why?

Oh, come the fuck off it already, honey. You want the dick and you want it bad. Mmmhmm. *gay snap*

Jay, honey: They're doing you and your girl a favor. Take it as a blessing that maybe you can get a better D&D/PBP roleplaying group at another forum since the roleplay group at GAF has some pretty questionable people there.

About Seth C's tipping charity, interesting post here
http://www.stage.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=40722592&postcount=1479

Some choice quotes..

"I have no other revenue stream to support this business"
"It costs money to pay for dinner. It costs money to travel to places to give away the money."
" If I want a better lens and a camera body that can accept a mic, that costs money"

http://www.stage.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=40721325&postcount=1474

" So now not only will we be giving away $56,000 over the course of 112 dinners, but all of it, including web hosting, the food, and travel will have to be paid for entirely from my pocket"

I mean, I understand the guy died bla bla bla, last will bla bla bla, cool project, but those quotes are just wtf get real.

I know I'm going to come off as a bitch/dick, but honestly: Seth's brother has been dead for at least a month now. I honestly have forgotten his "dying wish of tipping people hugely" until you guys brought that hoopla back up, and I wager some of the internet did as well. I mean it's nice that Seth's trying to remember his brother that way, but I don't recall his brother's dying wish to be "tip everyone $500 every chance you get." It was simply a one-time thing, at least to me. Making it into a phenomenon is kinda ruining that wish in my opinion.

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« Reply #27029 on: August 10, 2012, 10:49:37 PM »
I thought I liked my pills, but amirox is a bit hardcore...

Not that I need to ask, but link?

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« Reply #27030 on: August 10, 2012, 10:56:17 PM »
I thought I liked my pills, but amirox is a bit hardcore...

Not that I need to ask, but link?
http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?p=40892710#post40892710

Toothache needs oxy (already kind of an alarm tbh), needs 280mg to get stoned.


For reference, erowid considers 10-15 a heavyish dose for those without tolerance buildup.
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« Reply #27031 on: August 10, 2012, 11:08:53 PM »
I know I'm going to come off as a bitch/dick, but honestly: Seth's brother has been dead for at least a month now. I honestly have forgotten his "dying wish of tipping people hugely" until you guys brought that hoopla back up, and I wager some of the internet did as well. I mean it's nice that Seth's trying to remember his brother that way, but I don't recall his brother's dying wish to be "tip everyone $500 every chance you get." It was simply a one-time thing, at least to me. Making it into a phenomenon is kinda ruining that wish in my opinion.

Yeah, I kinda of take that away from it, too. I get that this guy wants to do something to remember his brother and I certainly would never fault him for wanting to fulfill his brother's last wish, no matter how ridiculous or whatever it is. But when he comes in there and starts complaining about how it's SO HARD to give away all that money, it just really feels like this is becoming all about this guy and what he's doing, rather than about his brother.

But it's that guy's life and it was his brother that died, so whatever.
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« Reply #27032 on: August 11, 2012, 12:02:33 AM »
I thought I liked my pills, but amirox is a bit hardcore...

Not that I need to ask, but link?
http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?p=40892710#post40892710

Toothache needs oxy (already kind of an alarm tbh), needs 280mg to get stoned.


For reference, erowid considers 10-15 a heavyish dose for those without tolerance buildup.

Amir0x is bullshitting.  Not the first time he's lied about his drug usage, nor the last time he will lie about his drug usage.
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« Reply #27033 on: August 11, 2012, 12:09:09 AM »
I'll alert the Tobyanna Army Depot.
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« Reply #27034 on: August 11, 2012, 12:15:01 AM »
Making oneself sound like a pill addict in deep denial is a weird thing to lie about, but hey it's the Internet.
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« Reply #27035 on: August 11, 2012, 12:15:53 AM »
Making oneself sound like a pill addict in deep denial is a weird thing to lie about, but hey it's the Internet.

Amir0x likes to sound hardcore about his drug usage.  This is exactly the kind of thing he would lie about.
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« Reply #27036 on: August 11, 2012, 12:16:00 AM »
I'm quickly realizing that just like "number of partners", drug usage/dosage is almost always, always exaggerated, especially on the internet.
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« Reply #27037 on: August 11, 2012, 12:18:55 AM »
I'm quickly realizing that just like "number of partners", drug usage/dosage is almost always, always exaggerated, especially on the internet.

This extends to real life.  We all know of a tool or two that likes to list how much alcohol and drugs he took:  "Well, I had three shots of Jagermeister, then I smoked a bowl with my buddy, then I had three beers, and then I took a hit of E, and then..."  The longer the list, the worse the lie.
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« Reply #27038 on: August 11, 2012, 12:27:36 AM »
Unless Ami is defending his drunk driving.  Then you know he's actually lowballing the numbers.
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« Reply #27039 on: August 11, 2012, 12:31:37 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=486445



Probably fake (I hope) but still... yuck.

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« Reply #27040 on: August 11, 2012, 01:35:45 AM »
BrandNew, go sit in the corner until you can actually process the indisputable greatness of OMWF.

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« Reply #27041 on: August 11, 2012, 01:44:14 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=40896961&postcount=152

What a moron. :lol Even posted it in the wrong thread.

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« Reply #27042 on: August 11, 2012, 02:05:12 AM »
The effort some people put into account suicides :lol

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« Reply #27043 on: August 11, 2012, 02:06:19 AM »
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------- EviLore goes to Europe -------

1: EviLore takes mushrooms:

Salvia 5x didn't do anything. On the truffles now, on of the moderately strong types of sclerotia, waiting for effects.

Oh, yeah, might be getting something. Nonspecific lightheadedness and warmth.

This is like being very drunk but without the feeling of body toxicity, in the early stages.

Oh, there, now I'm using my phone to type this and I'm starting to see 3d effects and shifting colors and shapes on this scale that I'm not seeing around the room yet.



- Glad to see you enjoyed your first moment of true clarity sitting around, explaining it to people who haven't been outside of their house in 6 months.

2: EviLore has problems getting his fingers to stink:

I wandered around a bit, but everyone in the 70 strong crawl had settled in with their special someones, so I took a cab back to the hostel, passed out, and woke up somewhere around 3am when my five girl dormmates couldn't get the door open with their room key.

After a groggy morning where all the ladies, Canadians from various origins who had banded together, pranced around in their underwear (until I headed toward the shower in my own underwear and they stared; thanks Calvin Klein!), I made my way to the Guinness Storehouse and poured a perfect pint and took in the landscape from the Gravity Bar. Back to Temple Bar, now, lunch in belly and writing this post. Accompanying photos to follow.



- I bet they were just soaking wet with delight.

3: EviLore wonders why people fall asleep after talking to him:

I got back to my room, all of two seconds later. The room looked like some partying had happened but my five lady dormmates were nowhere to be found, so I immediately crashed, with shoes still on. Two hours later the girls all got back and woke me from my fully dressed slumber, one of them with a guy in tow, and they commented on my shoes still being on. I grogged a bit and woke up, then started a conversation with the de facto leader of the pack of Canadian 20-something ladies.

First she cleared with me that I was okay with some fucking taking place between one of the dorm girls and the guy she brought; no worries. Then we started shooting the shit as everyone winded down, tired and drunk, and we talked travel and worldviews and politics and so on, and she got to hear the normal explanation about my ridiculous improbable life. Apparently that group of Indian dudes was extremely harassy and straight up grab-assing them and other girls at the hostel, and so that's why no one was hanging out in the common room for the whole day 'cept for the the dudes themselves. Assholes.

She eventually got too sleepy and called it a night after a solid hour of fun conversation with me, and we noted that the hook up guy had passed out before anything happened and left the other girl awake and frustrated. His girl woke him up after a few minutes, and for her troubles she got just about 15 seconds of embarrassingly bad thrust from the guy straight into his snoring no more than 10 seconds later. Yikes!

- You met someone, and almost immediately cock blocked him on his once in a lifetime European vacation. You are a jerk for doing that. Do you ever think of anyone else?

4: EviLore breaks the hour rule again.

Met a cool Aussie girl and shot the shit with her for an hour or so, and she was going to meet back up with me shortly after, but no show.

- It seems a single hour is really all it takes for someone to completely forget you.

5: EviLore stands up to the hate:

A moment later, standing outside the bus, German eSports kid walked up to me. “Hey, taco.” What? I glared at him. He explained that he was staying at a hostel nearby and having a good time. I continued glaring, and he eventually said goodbye. I explained to the girls that you probably shouldn’t be too liberal about your word choices in addressing people when English is not your first language.



- How many hours did you spend with that guy? Two? THREE?!

And common. Really... Were you acting like a pompous taco?

6: EviLore calls out all the haters:

I probably need to stop characterizing myself as a video game forum owner! Aside from our Audrey Hepburn of the video game industry a few posts above, many women who would be impressed by my ownership of NeoGAF, well, haha, we established what happened a few nights ago in Ireland ;b

PROFESSIONAL ADVENTURER FOR SPORTS ILLUSTRATED THE CIA. Let's go with that!

See, the problem is that I can't just randomly talk about all the crazy shit. I can't just bring up that I did a 30 mile illegal mountain race in pouring rain at an average speed of 120 miles per hour, water shooting up so many feet in the air. I can't randomly say that I've illegally hiked through the side of the Grand Canyon and had to freestyle mountain climb back to safety, as every other handhold broke away with my back to certain death, then uncontrollably slide down to the ranger checkpoint and get impaled by a desert plant on my way down, luckily deciding earlier to have brought a quikclot pack with me. I can't say that I swam in a ridiculously strong riptide in Hawaii and had to barely make it to a coral reef and drag myself inch by inch along the reef back to shore, being gashed by the reef in a hundred different places, then smear sand in the wounds until they stopped bleeding, the ground soaked with blood, then walk miles back to my car, barefoot.

Not even that I train Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and that I'll look anyone in the eyes, calm and resolved from a thousand fights.





Not that I'm a writer. "Blogger" is about the best I can do for now, sharing stories with my members.




Not that I had to conquer morbid obesity. I look normal now, so it's a weird thing to bring up with strangers unless you're insecure.



Not that I had to conquer social anxiety in order to live any measure of a life, and that doing any of the things I'm doing now would've been a laughable impossibility ten years ago even if I had the means back then, since I would've stopped, paralyzed, before taking the first step out of the door.

Not that I'm somehow more successful than most people they'll ever meet, while being ethical and kind to everyone I can, and having grown up poor as dirt. I'm staying at vomit-soaked hostels and crashing at friends' houses; who does that just to connect with people better and make more friends and have more stories to tell, and not because it's the only option?



I can't just randomly say that stuff, you know? I'm just me, I'm just this friendly, sincere, slightly shy American guy with a website who's traveling for fun and fulfillment and writing about it for your entertainment. I don't stand out from the crowd, I don't have any special magnetism. I pass by quietly, maybe leaving a little hug or a holding of hands or a kiss behind as a brief sentiment of affection before being walked away from in the rain, alone, and people are none the wiser on who they've shrugged off and left behind. That's fine. That way you all don't yell at me for turning this into a stealth brag thread, anyway ;b




- 120 mph race in the rain? Was that NFS Hot Pursuit? Or NFS The Run? I am in the race car business, I'd love to hear more details. Sure you shouldn't be in a race car?

- Free style mountain climbing, certain death at your back and falling handholds? Were you a stuntman in "Cliffhanger"? I mean you look like you have incredible upper body strength and all, so who am I to judge.

- Riptide swimming. Were you accidentally cutting yourself crushing seashells while watching some old Steve Irwin episodes when you thought this one through? Miles? Barefoot? You walked miles from your car with no possessions to go for a swim, but can't get a bite to eat without a laptop, camera, iphone etc?

- A thousand Fights. This is LITERALLY TWICE as many fights as Vin Diesel's character in "Knockaround Guys", and his character was a fucking badass not to be messed with. This is my favorite delusion by far.

- A lot of tall tales, and only pictures of buildings, food, and people you have bored to death.

- Did you seriously imply that someone going home for the night is at some big loss because they didn't let you buy their friendship over some beers and politics?

7: EviLore ups his game:

The girl and I, the reasonably cute girl among a thousand nots, started it up. I asked her why she was sitting alone talking to the bartender so fervently, and she explained that they were friends. She asked me what I was doing there, and I told her that I was traveling the world, and a friend was showing me around Utrecht. We went back and forth from there, talking about our lives and our interests. After we got to know each other a little, every time she spoke she moved her nose and mouth against my cheek to get to my ear, an intense gesture, since the club was loud and we needed to speak closely, and we put our arms around each other’s waists briefly a few times. She mentioned something about Mark Zuckerberg, and I said that I ran something of a social network myself,and she laughed and said that that was typical American. Things seemed to be going well, but a few moments later she suddenly broke off and turned and started talking to her bartender friend again, leaving me in the dust, and I took that as a closing ceremony to our time together. I motioned to itsgreen and we left.



- Buddy. You are successful and all, there is no doubt. But for fakes sake. Don't compare yourself to Mark Zuckerberg. Everyone uses facebook. Most people I know who are into video games don't even know about Neogaf. Let me guess... Did you spend an hour talking to her?

8: EviLore uses his gayness to impress the ladies:

"Nah, it's no problem. Watch: just get really uncomfortably close to some people -- like this -- and we'll have our seats in no time." I inched closer and closer to a couple seated bros right next to us, my junk approaching their faces. They started freaking out and almost stood up, and I turned to the ladies and noted my success and we all had a good laugh and I made a friendly apology to the guys for freaking them out. A few moments later we found seats and started hanging out as a four of us.



- Ladies and gentlemen, this is the owner of Neogaf. Honestly, what kind of grown man would do this? ANYONE else, you would have a defense force entirely up your ass.

9: EviLore tells it how it is:

Beautiful, smart, or important people are just people. Don't put them or anyone else on a pedestal. Whatever you believe they will pick up on and tend to believe as well.




- Seems legit, Neogaf haven't questioned a single thing you've said yet!

10: EviLore gets smug on a fellow tourist:

I went back to my hotel room and dropped off the package, then went out on the town, coming down some but still in mild euphoria. I tried an Irish pub and had a Guinness. An American walked in and proclaimed he was half-Irish and asked for some sort of Irish beer; he didn’t know what any of it was. I told him Guinness was good, as I sipped my pint and laughed, and then mentioned to the Irish bartender that I had just been in Ireland and to the Storehouse learning how to pour. He was pleased.

- Calm and resolved I assume?

11: EviLore gets worried about packs of young men smoking:

I would be making this quick. Packs of young men with harsh stares huddled, and few people walked alone. Sirens wailed from several different directions in the distance. I crossed the street and found a Doner shop still open nearby, and while waiting for my shawarma wrap to be prepared I realized that the entrance was connected to what appeared to be an hourly-rate love hotel. A woman in stockings and a leather coat and hoop earrings appeared for a time and stood about before walking inside.

I didn't need a second night.




- You wouldn't have made it pal.

12: EviLore gives lessons in the streets, for FREE:

We all talked for the next two hours, and the French guy asked if I could give him a Brazilian Jiu Jitsu lesson right there in the street. I half completed a Judo throw and helped him learn it; he wasn’t strong enough to do the throw on me, but appreciated the lesson.

- Did you really give a BJJ lesson the street? And all the people on here making fun of "alpha bros". Gotcha!

13: EviLore has good friends:

phoned up one of my friends and invited him over to Berlin to party for the week with a plane ticket in hand.
After he drank ten cups of coffee and processed the 6am phone call, he declined

- Party with you? Your friend is a smart man.




14: EviLore wonders why someone gets upset:



You want to know why she's upset? Because some jerk is taking a picture of her while she's working.

EviLore, you should seriously stop lying to everyone.

Lets face it. The only thing you have done in Europe is eat sweets, drink beer, and eat some food once in awhile. Who conquers morbid obesity only to keep the weight off by living off of beer?

To all the white knights who will come to Evil's swift aid, save it. You can defend your fearless leader and his ridiculous posts, sometimes even racist. I swear no one else on this forum will EVER blindly call a random group of people neo-nazis and not have 10 people lose a months sleep over how offended they are.



If you want to actually be able to use language that Neogaf should just censor, come on down to the link in the pics.

I gotta hand it to EviLore, he knows his audience very well. There is even talk of a paid sub service. "Let's pay money to get banned!"

In before "we got a badass over here", "haters gonna hate", Samuel L Jacksons face, and whatever other boring shit you come up with.

And absolutely in before the ;b

NEOGAF GET OFFENDED OVER EVERYTHING WHITE KNIGHT DEFENSE FORCE ASSEMBLE





PS: You can keep using the cool Nagoshi meme I created "you guys". That's my gift to you. Yakuza 5 is coming. I hope you all buy it.


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« Reply #27045 on: August 11, 2012, 02:18:49 AM »
It's difficult even for me to believe OA is still butthurt as hell to put so much effort into something so dumb.

I did get a kick out of this though:



What the hell is that doll thing in the other meme pics?

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« Reply #27046 on: August 11, 2012, 02:26:28 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=40897307&postcount=2628

Hah. Well said, Count.  :lol

Yeah, OA's undying hate for EviLore is rather baffling.


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« Reply #27047 on: August 11, 2012, 02:32:43 AM »
^eh people love him until he bans them. or maybe they don't care? The only thing he ever did that kinda bothered me was that ass-grabbing thing.

I know I'm going to come off as a bitch/dick, but honestly: Seth's brother has been dead for at least a month now. I honestly have forgotten his "dying wish of tipping people hugely" until you guys brought that hoopla back up, and I wager some of the internet did as well. I mean it's nice that Seth's trying to remember his brother that way, but I don't recall his brother's dying wish to be "tip everyone $500 every chance you get." It was simply a one-time thing, at least to me. Making it into a phenomenon is kinda ruining that wish in my opinion.

Yeah, I kinda of take that away from it, too. I get that this guy wants to do something to remember his brother and I certainly would never fault him for wanting to fulfill his brother's last wish, no matter how ridiculous or whatever it is. But when he comes in there and starts complaining about how it's SO HARD to give away all that money, it just really feels like this is becoming all about this guy and what he's doing, rather than about his brother.

But it's that guy's life and it was his brother that died, so whatever.

No I completely disagree. It sounds like it has transformed into a new cause. It helps uplift the spirits of (most likely) working class people.

I mean his brother's death was the catalyst for this but I don't think you can knock seth for being honest about the challenging schedule he's set himself to.

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« Reply #27048 on: August 11, 2012, 02:40:39 AM »
Bits were funny but it was mostly just mean spirited jealousy on Stringer Bells part.
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« Reply #27049 on: August 11, 2012, 03:07:08 AM »
The effort some people put into account suicides :lol

That's the thing with OA, there's always effort, and too much of it. I don't think many people even know or care about the ongoings outside of OA, this is merely the product of having "hostility" and "controversy" as the forum's main shtick; everybody tries too hard to be hateful, everybody else is a taco/cunt, and everything needs to be trolled regardless of the criteria or motivation.

And that's why none of it should be taken to heart, although it's true that it's been sad and extremely flavorless for many years now. Just a bunch of new kids trying to engage in what they were told the OA of yore was all about back in the day, which according to old timers is only a weak imitation.
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« Reply #27050 on: August 11, 2012, 03:45:36 AM »
Them dudes are obsessed with me (OA).

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« Reply #27051 on: August 11, 2012, 04:00:48 AM »
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Tasty

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« Reply #27052 on: August 11, 2012, 04:35:16 AM »
Them dudes are obsessed with me (OA).

They're obsessed with most GAF personalities.

Which I wonder, does that include me... hopefully not. I think they tend to latch onto those who have posted IRL pics, makes them easier to sketch or make memes from.

Tasty

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« Reply #27053 on: August 11, 2012, 05:28:01 AM »
Sorry Andrex, but people like you, me and others are way below the radar for the people of OA.

I got almost 30k posts I gotta be on someone's radar. :(

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« Reply #27054 on: August 11, 2012, 05:39:55 AM »
In a 100 words or less, Andrex, please describe why you should earn the scorn of OA. I will try to relay your request to the relevant members of that forum.

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« Reply #27055 on: August 11, 2012, 05:42:38 AM »
He's the personification of Nintendo's whimsy on GAF, and deserves to be put in his place. :maf
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« Reply #27056 on: August 11, 2012, 05:47:24 AM »
I know I'm going to come off as a bitch/dick, but honestly: Seth's brother has been dead for at least a month now. I honestly have forgotten his "dying wish of tipping people hugely" until you guys brought that hoopla back up, and I wager some of the internet did as well. I mean it's nice that Seth's trying to remember his brother that way, but I don't recall his brother's dying wish to be "tip everyone $500 every chance you get." It was simply a one-time thing, at least to me. Making it into a phenomenon is kinda ruining that wish in my opinion.

Yeah, I kinda of take that away from it, too. I get that this guy wants to do something to remember his brother and I certainly would never fault him for wanting to fulfill his brother's last wish, no matter how ridiculous or whatever it is. But when he comes in there and starts complaining about how it's SO HARD to give away all that money, it just really feels like this is becoming all about this guy and what he's doing, rather than about his brother.

But it's that guy's life and it was his brother that died, so whatever.

Exactly how I feel about it. It's just very attention whore-ish to me. I think it becoming an internet sensation is what changed Seth in regards to it and I find it really scuzzy that he continues to do it simply because it's a (or was) an internet sensation because it made people feel good.

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Oh wow. The dude that suicided is that Nagoshi YOU GUYS dude?  :lol Wow, what a bitch way to go out but he isn't entirely wrong with that post either...

I know I'm going to come off as a bitch/dick, but honestly: Seth's brother has been dead for at least a month now. I honestly have forgotten his "dying wish of tipping people hugely" until you guys brought that hoopla back up, and I wager some of the internet did as well. I mean it's nice that Seth's trying to remember his brother that way, but I don't recall his brother's dying wish to be "tip everyone $500 every chance you get." It was simply a one-time thing, at least to me. Making it into a phenomenon is kinda ruining that wish in my opinion.

Yeah, I kinda of take that away from it, too. I get that this guy wants to do something to remember his brother and I certainly would never fault him for wanting to fulfill his brother's last wish, no matter how ridiculous or whatever it is. But when he comes in there and starts complaining about how it's SO HARD to give away all that money, it just really feels like this is becoming all about this guy and what he's doing, rather than about his brother.

But it's that guy's life and it was his brother that died, so whatever.

No I completely disagree. It sounds like it has transformed into a new cause. It helps uplift the spirits of (most likely) working class people.

I mean his brother's death was the catalyst for this but I don't think you can knock seth for being honest about the challenging schedule he's set himself to.

Which is what his brothers dying wish was about. A surprise to a working class person. The internet thought that was awesome, gave him money and then he makes it about him and having to do it so many times after he did it once which is all his brother wanted. A surprise to a server/working-class person. It kinda... spits in the face of that wish, in my opinion. Yeah, he's being honest about that schedule, but it kinda comes off... not "honest," per say... but kinda... I dunno how to describe it... just rubs me the wrong way.

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« Reply #27057 on: August 11, 2012, 05:53:41 AM »
In a 100 words or less, Andrex, please describe why you should earn the scorn of OA. I will try to relay your request to the relevant members of that forum.

Umm, nah, that's OK. :)

You should do a drawing of Wrath though.

He's the personification of Nintendo's whimsy on GAF, and deserves to be put in his place. :maf

I am pretty far from the biggest Nfan on GAF.

Google, though, I think I've got everyone else beat. For some reason that isn't as shameful.

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« Reply #27059 on: August 11, 2012, 07:38:32 AM »
Them dudes are obsessed with me (OA).

They're obsessed with most GAF personalities.

Which I wonder, does that include me... hopefully not. I think they tend to latch onto those who have posted IRL pics, makes them easier to sketch or make memes from.

ive had a dude stalk me in comic related threads when he thought i favored marvel over dc. im sure you have someone whos skin you get under.