Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 3484259 times)

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #3240 on:** May 30, 2011, 12:10:38 PM »

i'm pretty sure amirox has never gotten laid

Shuri · « **Reply #3241 on:** May 30, 2011, 12:31:29 PM »

also 'Master of home invasions' but its okay because he only did it because his druggy friends needed money and he got dragged into it

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3242 on:** May 30, 2011, 12:43:00 PM »

Quote from: The Worst Poster Ever on May 30, 2011, 12:10:38 PM

i'm pretty sure amirox has never gotten laid

He's probably been on both ends of that.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #3243 on:** May 30, 2011, 01:02:24 PM »

"Ami, here is my penis. It might be handy if you, the master of pulling, take it with you."

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #3244 on:** May 30, 2011, 01:11:11 PM »

Quote

I think that's related to the fact that people aren't censored and they are encouraged to post their opinions with conviction.

made my day

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #3245 on:** May 30, 2011, 01:24:36 PM »

someone go to that post, quote it, and post the evilore logo with url name in image so it's not censored and say, if gaf doesn't promote censorship I won't be banned for this post

but as we all know, you will be banned for that post, but it'd make such a wonderful statement.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3246 on:** May 30, 2011, 01:56:13 PM »

I've watched enough porn to know pulling out is more than viable. But it won't protect you from STDs

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #3247 on:** May 30, 2011, 01:58:56 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 30, 2011, 01:56:13 PM

I've watched enough porn to know pulling out is more than viable. But it won't protect you from STDs

I haven't been following the blogging thread but this statement gives me a clear idea of where your sex life is positioned

lennedsay · « **Reply #3248 on:** May 30, 2011, 01:59:32 PM »

Hey does he have a red name? I think he does have a red name. Thank god for his red name or I wouldn't have seen his post informing us all 10 god damn times he has a red name.

RED NAME RED NAME RED NAME RED NAME

No, people call him out because he can take an easy-going thread with people throwing their nonchalant opinions around and turn it into an all out war over something as mundane as breakfast cereal... or people's impressions of other posters on a video game discussion forum.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3249 on:** May 30, 2011, 02:17:06 PM »

Quote from: Shah Rukh Khan on May 30, 2011, 01:58:56 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 30, 2011, 01:56:13 PM
I've watched enough porn to know pulling out is more than viable. But it won't protect you from STDs

I haven't been following the blogging thread but this statement gives me a clear idea of where your sex life is positioned

Guess the dynamics don't apply to the uncircumcised

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #3250 on:** May 30, 2011, 02:48:05 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on May 30, 2011, 01:59:32 PM

Hey does he have a red name? I think he does have a red name. Thank god for his red name or I wouldn't have seen his post informing us all 10 god damn times he has a red name.

RED NAME RED NAME RED NAME RED NAME

No, people call him out because he can take an easy-going thread with people throwing their nonchalant opinions around and turn it into an all out war over something as mundane as breakfast cereal... or people's impressions of other posters on a video game discussion forum.

Having a red name is probably the only thing the poor bastard has going for him in life. He spends almost all of his time on GAF so I doubt he even has time to beat his mom or break into a house these days

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #3251 on:** May 30, 2011, 03:03:18 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=28152730&postcount=944

I'm trying my hardest not to reply with "Kagari" lol.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #3252 on:** May 30, 2011, 03:04:31 PM »

Quote from: Shah Rukh Khan on May 30, 2011, 03:03:18 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=28152730&postcount=944

I'm trying my hardest not to reply with "Kagari" lol.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #3253 on:** May 30, 2011, 03:08:25 PM »

Quote from: Shah Rukh Khan on May 30, 2011, 03:03:18 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=28152730&postcount=944

I'm trying my hardest not to reply with "Kagari" lol.

lawl

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3254 on:** May 30, 2011, 04:10:45 PM »

I don't get it, someone explain. blah blah I know she's a poster, but that's it

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #3255 on:** May 30, 2011, 04:15:02 PM »

What's there to explain? She's a Sony shill and a girl.

magus · « **Reply #3256 on:** May 30, 2011, 04:20:08 PM »

somehow i feel like this should be here

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3257 on:** May 30, 2011, 06:14:01 PM »

Quote from: Shah Rukh Khan on May 30, 2011, 04:15:02 PM

What's there to explain? She's a Sony shill and a girl.

Also, she has a mustache. I don't know if that's actually relevant to this conversation, but there it is.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #3258 on:** May 30, 2011, 08:15:29 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on May 30, 2011, 06:14:01 PM

Quote from: Shah Rukh Khan on May 30, 2011, 04:15:02 PM
What's there to explain? She's a Sony shill and a girl.

Also, she has a mustache. I don't know if that's actually relevant to this conversation, but there it is.

The fact that Kagari has a mustache is relevant to any conversation.

naff · « **Reply #3259 on:** May 30, 2011, 10:41:53 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on May 30, 2011, 02:07:37 PM

Quote from: Shuri on May 30, 2011, 10:05:54 AM
Amirox turned a thread about him once again in that thread about condom usage. where he self proclaim as some sort of 'pulling-out expert' until someone remembered that he had made a huge thread about getting his girlfriend pregnant. The thread is filled with idiots who advocate that method (choice quote: Its almost as good as using a condom) and other irresponsible shit.

Those dudes dont realize that they probably are sterile. The only two times I went bareback ended up in two ( ) unwanted pregnancies that led to an incredible mountain of drama and pain for both of us; leaks can and do happen and pre-cum can and will get your girl pregnant if she's fertile. Seeing those guys preaching the wonders of pulling out is pissing me off, because theres a lot of teenagers lurking around that could read this and end up in absolute shit. And the two times I pulled out, I pulled out when it was barely getting pleasurable and the session ended with a really long handjob that lasted like 3-4 minutes.

I can't really state enough how much drama it caused for me and my girl; the emotional pain still hurts to this day, and I can feel her getting teary eyes when we hang out with our friends that have kids. It's not that she wants one, its more about the fact that she had two of them growing inside her at some point... Mother Nature decided against that, so we didnt have to do an abortion, but still.. When we drink up , sometimes she starts talking about this; the accidental kids we'll never have..

Anyhow sorry for the serious post; it just pissed me off to see idiotic posts from grown men preaching dangerous methods..

edit: also lol at him saying that condoms dont fit him; if the condom slip, it's that he's using a brand too big for him.

Yeah I agree 100%. Condom is the only safe choice.

I do hate condoms though.

Same here, and that's why I haven't used em for over 3 years, the pill is pretty damn fucking good (if your gf is willing to go on it, I guess some maybe aren't?). There's also other methods, like my girlfriend used this method for a while where she kept track of her ovulation so we knew when we could chill out a bit with the contraception. I agree though that simply pulling out is a terrible idea if you don't want to have kids, I have a friend who used the 'pull out method' and is now a soon to be father

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3260 on:** May 30, 2011, 10:48:59 PM »

Quote from: quietID on May 30, 2011, 10:41:53 PM

I agree though that simply pulling out is a terrible idea if you don't want to have kids, I have a friend who used the 'pull out method' and is now a soon to be father

Well, I guess you're friend just isn't a MASTER, like Amir0x.

Preemptive joke:

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A MASTERbater.

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Diunx · « **Reply #3261 on:** May 30, 2011, 11:00:48 PM »

Condom sucks but no as much as expending your whole salary on diapers and doctors.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #3262 on:** May 30, 2011, 11:04:29 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=28163012#post28163012

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #3263 on:** May 30, 2011, 11:18:19 PM »

Quote from: Stoney Mason on May 30, 2011, 11:32:30 AM

Quote from: Amirox
I don't know how 99% of other gaming forums operate, but I do know 99% of other gaming forums are fucking awful. Yet neoGAF is not awful. I think that's related to the fact that people aren't censored and they are encouraged to post their opinions with conviction.

You can't argue with a jack ass like this. When he makes comments like this without a hint of irony you know you are dealing with somebody who is brain damaged.

Someone tell him to prove it by unbanning me

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3264 on:** May 30, 2011, 11:24:57 PM »

Quote from: OptimoPeach on May 30, 2011, 11:04:29 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=28163012#post28163012

The advice in that thread is horrible.

"Sucker punch him while he's asleep!!"

Yeah, I'm sure that will convince him not to regularly beat up the OP anymore.

Although, to be fair, the OP is pretty stupid too.

MCD · « **Reply #3265 on:** May 30, 2011, 11:27:06 PM »

Give him money.

Diunx · « **Reply #3266 on:** May 30, 2011, 11:43:48 PM »

What a loser getting beat up by his little brother

pilonv1 · « **Reply #3267 on:** May 31, 2011, 05:58:25 AM »

This guy is at least 19 years old too

brob · « **Reply #3268 on:** May 31, 2011, 07:04:50 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=28167812&postcount=415

this seems like a happy happy sunshine kinda guy.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #3269 on:** May 31, 2011, 07:45:05 AM »

Quote from: Stoney Mason on May 30, 2011, 11:32:30 AM

Quote from: Amirox
I don't know how 99% of other gaming forums operate, but I do know 99% of other gaming forums are fucking awful. Yet neoGAF is not awful. I think that's related to the fact that people aren't censored and they are encouraged to post their opinions with conviction.

You can't argue with a jack ass like this. When he makes comments like this without a hint of irony you know you are dealing with somebody who is brain damaged.

wtfffff it's so easy to get banned for saying one little BS thing. People aren't censored my ass.

Mupepe · « **Reply #3270 on:** May 31, 2011, 11:12:15 AM »

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I became a MOD the same month Shadow of the Colossus came out. I know because the way I was modded was when I asked Evilore "you think you could sticky the SotC topic?" and he replied with "why don't you do it yourself?" Then suddenly I was a mod.

fucking faggot

Amicox: You think you could sticky the sotc thread, pwease?

Evilore: Why don't you do it yourself, my son?

Amicox:

Shuri · « **Reply #3271 on:** May 31, 2011, 12:27:35 PM »

he cried like a bitch when there was talk of removing him from power

Philip Cardgage · « **Reply #3272 on:** May 31, 2011, 12:28:35 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on May 31, 2011, 11:12:15 AM

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I became a MOD the same month Shadow of the Colossus came out. I know because the way I was modded was when I asked Evilore "you think you could sticky the SotC topic?" and he replied with "why don't you do it yourself?" Then suddenly I was a mod.
fucking faggot

Amicox: You think you could sticky the sotc thread, pwease?
Evilore: Why don't you do it yourself, my son?
Amicox:

Mupepe · « **Reply #3273 on:** May 31, 2011, 12:31:28 PM »

Quote from: Shuri on May 31, 2011, 12:27:35 PM

he cried like a bitch when there was talk of removing him from power

that's so sad

I also like how he yells mod every time he types it.

I became a MOD

and since I'm a MOD

If you were a MOD

Too bad you're not a MOD

Shuri · « **Reply #3274 on:** May 31, 2011, 05:00:53 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3275 on:** May 31, 2011, 05:32:36 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on May 31, 2011, 11:12:15 AM

Quote
I became a MOD the same month Shadow of the Colossus came out. I know because the way I was modded was when I asked Evilore "you think you could sticky the SotC topic?" and he replied with "why don't you do it yourself?" Then suddenly I was a mod.
fucking faggot

Amicox: You think you could sticky the sotc thread, pwease?
Evilore: Why don't you do it yourself, my son?
Amicox:

Amir0x: *slurp* *slurp* *slurp* I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. What?
Evilore: Did I tell you stop?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3276 on:** May 31, 2011, 05:48:18 PM »

After work I'm gonna send Evillore a similar PM, perhaps about an NCAA thread

Shuri · « **Reply #3277 on:** May 31, 2011, 06:20:39 PM »

press copy version of that new Deus EX game has been leaked, watch out the 'impressions' on gaf getting tolerated for hits until it becomes too obvious and there's a 'sudden crackdown'

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #3278 on:** May 31, 2011, 06:25:44 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on May 31, 2011, 06:01:16 AM

Wow at all the "go to the proper authorities" bullshit and all this "fighting is for savages" crap, you can tell how many of these kids got beat up in high school. awful advice.

That is because a good chunk of GAF is a bunch of pussies who won't get anywhere in life because they never stand up for themselves regarding anything. The cops are just going to laugh in his face about his younger brother beating him up and his parents will probably hang their heads in shame that their pussy older son is getting his ass kicked.

It's the downside of kids spending their early days playing video games instead of playing on the playground: rather than deal with problems themselves, they just take shit from other people without having a clue on what to do, except to vent and fume. Then you end up all bitter with an anime avatar.

ManaByte · « **Reply #3279 on:** May 31, 2011, 06:30:06 PM »

Quote from: Shuri on May 31, 2011, 06:20:39 PM

press copy version of that new Deus EX game has been leaked, watch out the 'impressions' on gaf getting tolerated for hits until it becomes too obvious and there's a 'sudden crackdown'

Probably came from IGN's IT department...again.

magus · « **Reply #3280 on:** May 31, 2011, 06:32:35 PM »

you know we had this same discussion exactly one year ago but it needs to be bringed up again

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=431006

what the fuck?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

IWATA KILLS MIYAMOTO

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archie4208 · « **Reply #3281 on:** May 31, 2011, 07:09:10 PM »

Quote from: Shuri on May 31, 2011, 06:20:39 PM

press copy version of that new Deus EX game has been leaked, watch out the 'impressions' on gaf getting tolerated for hits until it becomes too obvious and there's a 'sudden crackdown'

My press copy should be here any minute now.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3282 on:** May 31, 2011, 07:10:09 PM »

Quote from: archie4208 on May 31, 2011, 07:09:10 PM

Quote from: Shuri on May 31, 2011, 06:20:39 PM
press copy version of that new Deus EX game has been leaked, watch out the 'impressions' on gaf getting tolerated for hits until it becomes too obvious and there's a 'sudden crackdown'

My press copy should be here any minute now.

WHY DOES AUGUST HAVE TO BE SO FAR AWAY

Rman · « **Reply #3283 on:** May 31, 2011, 08:00:48 PM »

Quote from: magus on May 31, 2011, 06:32:35 PM

you know we had this same discussion exactly one year ago but it needs to be bringed up again

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=431006

what the fuck?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
IWATA KILLS MIYAMOTO
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What's the point?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3284 on:** May 31, 2011, 08:08:02 PM »

Quote from: Rman on May 31, 2011, 08:00:48 PM

Quote from: magus on May 31, 2011, 06:32:35 PM
you know we had this same discussion exactly one year ago but it needs to be bringed up again

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=431006

what the fuck?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
IWATA KILLS MIYAMOTO
[close]

What's the point?

OMG SPOILER THAT, I DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW THAT A SPOILER-FREE THREAD HAD BEEN CREATED, I WANTED TO BE SURPRISED!!!

demi · « **Reply #3285 on:** May 31, 2011, 08:11:26 PM »

For the record, I did a double take when I saw the "little brother beating me up" - I was like "Jotaro?"

Mupepe · « **Reply #3286 on:** May 31, 2011, 11:06:10 PM »

Quote from: demi on May 31, 2011, 08:11:26 PM

For the record, I did a double take when I saw the "little brother beating me up" - I was like "Jotaro?"

I thought someone bumped his old thread

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #3287 on:** June 01, 2011, 10:55:52 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=28196535&postcount=191

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #3288 on:** June 01, 2011, 05:39:21 PM »

jotardo

autism

superior aryan genetics

magus · « **Reply #3289 on:** June 01, 2011, 07:28:35 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=432023&page=7

naff · « **Reply #3290 on:** June 01, 2011, 08:13:54 PM »

from that thread http://www.gametrailers.com/user-movie/the-best-of-gametrailers-com/349577

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #3291 on:** June 01, 2011, 08:18:37 PM »

I stopped paying attention to reviews roughly around Dynasty Warriors 3. That means it has been about a decade of not really giving a fuck.

Gospel · « **Reply #3292 on:** June 01, 2011, 10:17:22 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on June 01, 2011, 09:46:08 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=28210457&postcount=17228

What a fukin pedophile.

etiolate · « **Reply #3293 on:** June 01, 2011, 10:37:32 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=28210602&postcount=17235

Quote

Nice!

Out of curiosity, how did MLP come into the conversation?

"mister what are you doing in the girls' toys section?"

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3294 on:** June 02, 2011, 12:37:08 AM »

Quote from: magus on June 01, 2011, 07:28:35 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=432023&page=7

(Image removed from quote.)

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=28205705&postcount=317

Jarosh is getting really intense about an Orcs and Elves review. Is cloud withholding sex or something bro?

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #3295 on:** June 02, 2011, 08:57:33 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=28207698&postcount=2063

OMG

I dedicate this link to T EXP <3

lennedsay · « **Reply #3296 on:** June 02, 2011, 09:13:43 AM »

My jaw dropped. I don't know what I expected but it all makes sense now.

lennedsay · « **Reply #3297 on:** June 02, 2011, 09:23:22 AM »

How many licks does it take? The world may never know.

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When she posts, she acknowledges she's a woman... So maybe a butch lesbian or a post op.

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Shaka Khan · « **Reply #3298 on:** June 02, 2011, 09:29:49 AM »

Well she created the "boys will be boys" thread so I doubt she's lesbian.

Quote from: Borys on June 02, 2011, 09:17:40 AM

OMG is that a dude or a girl?

A very unattractive and troubled girl.

She's either trying to make a statement, or simply have shitty taste! Short hair doesn't have to look that ugly.

naff · « **Reply #3299 on:** June 02, 2011, 09:41:57 AM »

Um searched for this moustached mod Kagari at gaf yall bitch about. Got this

Would. Def

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edit: fuck thats a girl!? Shit.... Looks a lot like a gay dude I knw when he was 14

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Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 3484259 times)