Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 6017193 times)

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3300 on:** June 06, 2011, 05:49:57 PM »

So, rather than bring an important issue to light and help bring about change, lexi has actually managed to ensure that no one ever wants to hear about the topic ever again. Good jon!

etiolate · « **Reply #3301 on:** June 06, 2011, 05:52:08 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=28345967&postcount=449

If I am translating this correctly, they'd rather send the criminal to the prison where they would more likely get raped or abused than send them to the same-sex prison because it might embarrass them.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #3302 on:** June 06, 2011, 06:32:13 PM »

I think I already said this before but lexi's male predecessor GAF account was lockii, who was a bitchy, hyperbolic idiot. You can't fix stupid with HRT.

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You have to be so beyond PC on GAF because you will have people nitpicking every word you use.

Most people on GAF like to be excessively PC as a form of power. They hope that their grinding hysterics will pretty much shut people up.

Then people wonder what happened to intelligent discourse at GAF.

etiolate · « **Reply #3303 on:** June 06, 2011, 07:05:48 PM »

WAIT THIS DONT GO HERE

lennedsay · « **Reply #3304 on:** June 06, 2011, 07:14:11 PM »

She said, "Fuck off, PD," then edited it out. wtf is wrong with people. I could understand if he was being a dick, but he what he did was much worse - he was respectful to her.

Jesus christ.

Edit: And they're analyzing etiolate's every word trying to figure out if he's pro-trans or anti-trans, when in fact he's anti-stupid-motherfuckers.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #3305 on:** June 06, 2011, 07:53:30 PM »

That is so fucking funny that lexi = lockii

It makes so much sense. She's batshit insane and her turning on a 'friend' over this issue proves it beyond a doubt.

lockii

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3306 on:** June 06, 2011, 08:25:21 PM »

And I had PMd Lexi last night to ensure her I had said nothing negative about her here; she said she remembered people laughing at her on a forum outside of GAF. Obviously she was referring to Opa Ages, and the infamous picture. Which I did laugh at.

I still respect Lexi, but I think this is a long pattern of insecurity and being over emotional. Even the slightest criticism of her garners a strong reaction, and people in the trans thread have been more than willing to stroke her ego. The same can be said of Jaime, who is more attractive than the average female GAFer yet took her pictures down at the slightest inclination of negativity.

If someone were discussing a race related issue and took a hard stance I disagreed with or felt was ignorant, I would here them out. But Lexi has decided to personalize the issue with hypotheticals, then get offended when posters don't change their opinions to reflect hers. I don't want anyone to get hurt in prison. Accusing me of wanting her and others to be raped is disgusting.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #3307 on:** June 06, 2011, 09:48:31 PM »

Omg is the lexi = lockii thing true? It all makes sense

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #3308 on:** June 06, 2011, 10:57:06 PM »

All this insecurity leads me to an absurdist reductionist conclusion. It may be bigotted, but so far I've seen very little that suggests most transgenders aren't depressed folks who never learned to accept themselves for who they are. Like, that's the first sign of depression, right? Self-loathing?

I'm not against whatever what someone chooses to do with their body or life, but don't feed me manufactured bullshit about gender identity disassociation. I might be able to buy it if they picked and chose their behaviors more. You're a dude who likes dudes? Cool! You like looking pretty? Dresses? Makeup? Whatever, more power to you. But once its obvious someone is pursuing the whole parcel -and nothing less- of contrary gender activity... well, the whole endeavor is dubious.

Not denying shemale porn is haaawwwt.

Himu · « **Reply #3309 on:** June 06, 2011, 11:12:05 PM »

I can attest that one can't be transsexual without being more than a little loopy. Kinda goes with the territory.

Why is it that gender dissociation manufactured, though? Where'd you even get that despite years of scientific data pointing otherwise? I guess Emcee thinks he can go against the DSM and millions of therapists.

Powerslave · « **Reply #3310 on:** June 06, 2011, 11:18:47 PM »

did they turn the avatars off at gaf for e3?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3311 on:** June 06, 2011, 11:25:23 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on June 06, 2011, 11:18:47 PM

did they turn the avatars off at gaf for e3?

Evilore's Pentium III servers were strained to the max.

Powerslave · « **Reply #3312 on:** June 06, 2011, 11:26:17 PM »

lol gaf is running on relic servers

Pringo · « **Reply #3313 on:** June 07, 2011, 12:21:54 AM »

Quote from: OptimoPeach on June 06, 2011, 09:48:31 PM

Omg is the lexi = lockii thing true? It all makes sense

Looks like it:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1147129&postcount=255

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3314 on:** June 07, 2011, 12:30:17 AM »

Refresh my memory, who's lockii. Sounds familiar

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3315 on:** June 07, 2011, 12:36:50 AM »

Quote from: Pringo on June 07, 2011, 12:21:54 AM

Quote from: OptimoPeach on June 06, 2011, 09:48:31 PM
Omg is the lexi = lockii thing true? It all makes sense

Looks like it:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1147129&postcount=255

Manabyte destroying Xbots and Cubites dreams in that thread.

etiolate · « **Reply #3316 on:** June 07, 2011, 12:38:46 AM »

I just don't understand how you can look at gender as not being based on what you are born with/as but then go through the process of changing the body you were born with so you can be your identified gender.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3317 on:** June 07, 2011, 12:59:05 AM »

Conversations about games has no place on GAF. Histrionics about gaming "politics" however, that fills the seats.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #3318 on:** June 07, 2011, 01:10:12 AM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on June 06, 2011, 11:12:05 PM

I can attest that one can't be transsexual without being more than a little loopy. Kinda goes with the territory.

Why is it that gender dissociation manufactured, though? Where'd you even get that despite years of scientific data pointing otherwise? I guess Emcee thinks he can go against the DSM and millions of therapists.

DSM is constantly reiterated. At one time homosexuality=mental illness. I don't have a problem with homosexuality. Its an aspect of someone's personality. The problem I perceive with transgenders is that they let this 'ideal me' take over every aspect of their personality. That's an exaggeration of course, having trouble finding the right words tonight. I guess what I'm saying is- society ingrains us with expectations for our gender. These are not usually based on instinct and differ from culture to culture. I don't think its a coincidence that tgs just happen to adopt the correct set of emotional responses, hobbies, preferences etc that they perceive in their ideal cultural male/female role.

Himu · « **Reply #3319 on:** June 07, 2011, 01:53:00 AM »

So you're actually trying to question the DSM by saying gender identity disorder doesn't exist?

I'll be first to admit that a lot of transsexuals appear to be people uncomfortable with who they are, and would rather go the whole mile rather than the go halfway and be labeled as girly men or butchy women, but to put all of us with GID under a bus despite evidence that suggests the contrary just screams close-minded.

That said, I do think most of these problems would go away if people were just open and would accept people of either gender attending to non-traditional gender roles, personalities, and physical attributes but I don't see it happening any time soon. Though, in definitely depends on the culture. In Japan for instance, androgyny is pretty much en vogue. In America, in some circles it's certainly coming up, though, but it still makes plenty of people uncomfortable.

etiolate · « **Reply #3320 on:** June 07, 2011, 02:10:30 AM »

I watched this film the other week:
[youtube=560,345]hqjLxcrsYDs[/youtube]

Gay/drag gender roles in Vietnam adapts a religion and becomes a temple. Sometimes they refer to the goddess medium as she, as mother, or as he. They refer to significant others as wife and husband. There is also a sense of lineage sans procreation.

Various ideas in the film would blow GAF's top, but it's pretty interesting. I know people over there freaked out over ladyboy being regular terminology in Thailand.

Powerslave · « **Reply #3321 on:** June 07, 2011, 10:07:01 AM »

i'd fuck her voice

lennedsay · « **Reply #3322 on:** June 07, 2011, 11:39:41 AM »

She should probably avoid the letter s.

She doesn't have fat girl voice though! I know someone was concerned she may be a secret fatty.

Purple Filth · « **Reply #3323 on:** June 07, 2011, 02:52:55 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=432783&page=177

Acebandage working overtime in here

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #3324 on:** June 07, 2011, 05:59:43 PM »

Quote from: Purple Filth on June 07, 2011, 02:52:55 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=432783&page=177

Acebandage working overtime in here

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Any member of the "hardcore audience" not pleased by the Wii's library has some very questionable priorities when it comes to what they want out of games.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #3325 on:** June 07, 2011, 06:24:53 PM »

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As for the prison issue my stance is that anyone who goes to prison should be ground into meat for chef boyardee mini-bites

nothing personal i just feel there are too many people taking my air

Transphobe!

Quote from: Wrath2X on June 07, 2011, 06:13:24 PM

Where did he post that!?

That was posted by some dingbat named traveler, not AceBandage.

lennedsay · « **Reply #3326 on:** June 07, 2011, 06:33:18 PM »

Troll away boys! Amir0x posted in the Wii U info thread that troll accusations are insta-bans.

Purple Filth · « **Reply #3327 on:** June 07, 2011, 11:45:52 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=433060

I guess its official, HD graphics is A-ok for Ninendo fans now.

archie4208 · « **Reply #3328 on:** June 08, 2011, 12:19:36 AM »

Nintards at GAF think Zelda U looks better than The Witcher 2. Give a Ninthing an inch...

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3329 on:** June 08, 2011, 12:22:15 AM »

Quote from: archie4208 on June 08, 2011, 12:19:36 AM

Nintards at GAF think Zelda U looks better than The Witcher 2. Give a Ninthing an inch...

Maximus · « **Reply #3330 on:** June 08, 2011, 04:29:08 AM »

The average person cant tell the difference anymore, unless you're used to looking at and nitpicking these high quality graphics you probably wont notice the difference.

brob · « **Reply #3331 on:** June 08, 2011, 07:23:47 AM »

graphics are such a non-issue for me at this point. I watched the trailer for Resident Evil Revelations and I just assumed it was a 360 game. As long as I can tell what I'm looking at, shit's cool with me.

tiesto · « **Reply #3332 on:** June 08, 2011, 02:46:16 PM »

Gay/cheeseburger threads on GAF are something I prefer to stay out of... seems like everybody who enters them have to tiptoe through them - too many faaaar too sensitive/touchy people (race threads on GAF are the same way).

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #3333 on:** June 08, 2011, 05:25:59 PM »

Quote from: dcharlie on June 08, 2011, 05:05:03 AM

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I guess its official, HD graphics is A-ok for Ninendo fans now.

only to a 2006-7 level though no doubt! I'm sure once the 720/PS4 hit those graphics will be "unnecessary/overkill" and will be poo-poo'ed ....

... until 2019 when it'll be the brand new hotness.

By the way, gobby Nintendo fans are easily the most tech inept posters in the gamersphere. Very few of them have a clue what they are talking about.

They may be the most inept of the gaming fanboys when it comes to graphics, but they are the most proficient of the fanboys when it comes to whimsy.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #3334 on:** June 09, 2011, 12:26:17 AM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on June 09, 2011, 12:23:18 AM

In that thread asking people if they get kicked off their TVs:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=28457371&postcount=81
Quote from: amir0x
back when i was, uh, 9

i dunnnno, i seem to recall a somewhat recent instance of amir0x getting kicked off a tv

Hey, it was a (at the time) new South Park episode

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3335 on:** June 09, 2011, 01:25:50 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on June 09, 2011, 12:26:17 AM

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on June 09, 2011, 12:23:18 AM
In that thread asking people if they get kicked off their TVs:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=28457371&postcount=81
Quote from: amir0x
back when i was, uh, 9

i dunnnno, i seem to recall a somewhat recent instance of amir0x getting kicked off a tv

Hey, it was a (at the time) new South Park episode

Should I comment on that? Nah, I probably shouldn't. It's not really that funny anymore, time to let that old joke die...LOL JUST KIDDING!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3336 on:** June 09, 2011, 01:31:04 AM »

Quote from: dcharlie on June 09, 2011, 01:26:41 AM

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i dunnnno, i seem to recall a somewhat recent instance of amir0x getting kicked off a tv

technically he wasn't kicked off though, right? The pimp hand ensured full television scheduling control , did it not?

At least until the police got there.

lennedsay · « **Reply #3337 on:** June 09, 2011, 02:58:46 AM »

Oh GAF... http://secondapps.com/neogaf/showthread.php?t=433252

You can immediately tell when posters are sexually frustrated manbabies, mentally unstable fucktards, or potentially normal individuals with at least semi-normal sex lives.

Himu · « **Reply #3338 on:** June 09, 2011, 03:09:17 AM »

wtf is this secondapps shit and lmao @ that thread

lennedsay · « **Reply #3339 on:** June 09, 2011, 03:11:47 AM »

Sorry on my phone.

Himu · « **Reply #3340 on:** June 09, 2011, 03:21:39 AM »

No, I'm asking cuz I've been seeing it so much lately and I'm wondering what it is.

lennedsay · « **Reply #3341 on:** June 09, 2011, 03:29:24 AM »

Oh I've been using it since I got a smartphone. It formats GAF for mobile viewing/posting.

Himu · « **Reply #3342 on:** June 09, 2011, 03:32:05 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=28460609&postcount=147

best post in thread

lennedsay · « **Reply #3343 on:** June 09, 2011, 03:39:06 AM »

oh man

A summary of the thread from an insightful poster:

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thread is so perfect.

started out as a semi-innocent question about nice guys, probably because OP considered himself a nice guy, but as soon as he got pressed a little, he lost his shit and turned into a venomous douche, possible woman hater. This sums up the nice guy problem pretty well.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3344 on:** June 09, 2011, 03:52:51 AM »

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Or maybe you're just intellectually worthless.

lol, didn't take long for that thread to take a turn for the awesome.

Himu · « **Reply #3345 on:** June 09, 2011, 04:00:47 AM »

The only thing that thread has done for me is make me want to get my ass together. Tomorrow I'm going downtown AGAIN for a job. I WILL get a job. And I WILL get pussy and dick this weekend, goddamit.

I used to be a "nice guy" in grades 7-10. I'd give a girl I had a crush on roses. I'd tell the whole school I liked Mahagoney. Guess what! Mahagoney liked me too but decided to ditch me because I told everyone like a school boy that I wanted to jump her bones. Rejection! Give a random ass girl some roses? Teen years -- what was I thinking?! I'd go to my livejournal and wonder "WHY DO GIRLS HATE NICE GUYS???" when the answer was staring me in the face.

Rejection sucks, but guess what, that's life! Rejection teaches (or SHOULD) you your faults and you should have the common sense to know how to fix them. Kissing ass doesn't help, that crazy ass girlfriend I had a few months back was an ass kisser. I HATE ass kissers. Fuck that, I'm in your face on the internet, I'm in your face in real life. FUCK holding your opinions down and being a door mat, pining for some girl who isn't giving you the light of day. Well guess what? Fuck her too! She's just a woman, and I don't mean that in the derogatory sense, but in the human sense. She's only human. There are billions of humans. You can do better, and usually you do.

I've had a shit ton more success with women just being me and learning to smile and make them laugh than I ever did buying them some roses. I've surprisingly had a lot of admirers over the years, but they never approached because I didn't smile, I looked sad or whatever.

Like anything in life, experience breeds confidence and rejection breeds ways to get around that rejection. These dudes complaining should be like me, and just go to the mall or something, and just ask a bunch of random chicks out and be as funny as possible. Compliments are nice, but there's a line between sucking up and throwing away a compliment.

My problem? INTERNET ADDICTION. FUCK the internet. And this is why I hate being jobless, because then the only thing to do is to be around the house. Goddamn, I need a job asap so I can move downtown. I hate the suburb living. Suburban living is not good on one's ego! If only there was a good way to get rid of internet addiction...but it's impossible as everything is tied to the internet these days.

Himu · « **Reply #3346 on:** June 09, 2011, 04:04:00 AM »

The 'nice guys' in that thread should watch the best movie ever, Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

It summarizes this subject -- and life in general -- perfectly. Every single life lesson is in that movie. EVERY SINGLE ONE.

BE A FERRIS:

NOT A CAMERON:

BE A FERRIS:

NOT A CAMERON:

The goal of life is to be Ferris. Not Cameron. Watch that movie a hundred times. Hell, it's what I watch when I need encouragement. It might as well be titled "Ferris Bueller's Bible to Life".

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3347 on:** June 09, 2011, 04:07:19 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=433252&page=7

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #3348 on:** June 09, 2011, 05:44:13 AM »

all this talk about nice guys who have resentment towards women

what about assholes who have deep seeded resentment towards women, huh? where's my advice???

Reb · « **Reply #3349 on:** June 09, 2011, 05:54:59 AM »

Have sex with men.

brob · « **Reply #3350 on:** June 09, 2011, 06:14:32 AM »

one particular problem with these dudes, that I personally find rather funny, is that they often are the male equivalent of a fat chick who considers twilight her primary hobby, yet they have 8/10 standards.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #3351 on:** June 09, 2011, 06:15:35 AM »

It's awesome being 6"2 and having a huge schlong and never ever having to worry about this nice guy/cool guy crap. Huahuahuahuahuahuahuahua.

Maximus · « **Reply #3352 on:** June 09, 2011, 07:01:24 AM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on June 09, 2011, 05:44:13 AM

all this talk about nice guys who have resentment towards women

what about assholes who have deep seeded resentment towards women, huh? where's my advice???

You're awesome, you don't need any advice.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #3353 on:** June 09, 2011, 09:03:23 AM »

Quote from: My F*cking Grandpa on June 09, 2011, 06:15:35 AM

It's awesome being 6"2 and having a huge schlong and never ever having to worry about this nice guy/cool guy crap. Huahuahuahuahuahuahuahua.

Mupepe · « **Reply #3354 on:** June 09, 2011, 10:25:17 AM »

I'm 6'1 with an average dick (at best). Do I get a brofist?

Himu · « **Reply #3355 on:** June 09, 2011, 10:47:08 AM »

5"6, average length, thick in width

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #3356 on:** June 09, 2011, 10:48:10 AM »

5'7"

5.7

Mupepe · « **Reply #3357 on:** June 09, 2011, 11:19:34 AM »

Quote from: dcharlie on June 09, 2011, 10:43:34 AM

5ft 6 :/

My cock is about 5 inches in diameter - alas it's about 0.4 inches long

I use it as a somewhat fleshy portable plate for snacking off. Sometimes if i lie on my back on our roof top balcony and someone runs a cable from my arse to our TV, i can some times pick up satellite TV.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #3358 on:** June 09, 2011, 11:22:15 AM »

Quote from: My F*cking Grandpa on June 09, 2011, 06:15:35 AM

It's awesome being 6"2 and having a huge schlong and never ever having to worry about this nice guy/cool guy crap. Huahuahuahuahuahuahuahua.

For reals? Fully body shot and cock please. Will reciprocate.

Chinner · « **Reply #3359 on:** June 09, 2011, 12:24:09 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=28469951&postcount=448

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There's a flip-side to this, of course. Sometimes you've got girls (and male friends) who really ARE attracted to jerks, like moths to a flame.

Imagine if:

1. A guy talks frequently about needing to get some "vajing."

2. He parks illegally, just 'cause he feels like it.

3. You tell him, in confidence, that a friend committed suicide / fell from a hotel roof under the influence of peyote, and he responds with, "Your friend was a fucking idiot."

4. He lies to employers about his credentials and has friends provide false references in order to land a contract for Microsoft.

5. He bitches and moans about the price of gas and drives a 1988 Ford Bronco.

6. He says phrases like, "I get more pussy than panties."

7. He categorizes many of his male friends as "closers" (those who can seal the deal with women) and "non-closers."

8. While drunk, he intentionally falls back on a $1500 antique bed at a friend's party. He weighs over 230 pounds.

9. He makes repeated claims of "So-and-so is an asshole, never talking to him again." then proceeds to hang out with aforementioned assholes (e.g. meth dealer) weeks later.

10. He has no sense of cleanliness. He has his sister's live-in maid do all of his laundry.

11. He tells sophisticated 'anecdotes' from his time spent travelling, like "The reason India is an unclean country is because Ghandi told the native population to fuck with the British and make them unwelcome."

12. Brags about fucking a female acquaintance in the ass.

...and yet, most of the people in your social circle ABSOLUTELY LOVE HIM, especially women.

News:

Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 6017193 times)