The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[headwalk]

while we're wrapping our clammy hands around gaf's circumcised dick, look out for sexually aggressive uncle. i'm sure he's someone's catharsis alt and a great one at that.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44697772&postcount=406

[Himu]

uncut > circumcized

any day

[Broseidon]

BTW Wrath I actually asked about that bisexuality comment the other day just for clarification. Joke.

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I think Billie may in fact have bi leanings based on IRC convos

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[StealthFan]

roff

[Broseidon]

EviLord issued a new Fatwa

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=501543

[Tasty]

"Sony Ponies" how have I not used this before.

[Phoenix Dark]

Not GAF related but at BK dropping a neg nuke on The-Coli and putting everyone in red reps. dudes are mad...

I almost fell out my seat when I saw that shit. Luckily my daps are still in tact

[Shadow Mod]

Too bad parody threads are frowned upon.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=501546

I really want to make a "GAF how do I wipe my own ass" thread given the threads lately.

[pilonv1]

EviLord issued a new Fatwa

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=501543

NeoGAF is for video game industry news and figures and debate, but it's for level-headed debate among adults and fabulously biting satire. It's not for name-calling (Xbots and Sony Ponies), it's not for platform evangelism, it's not for personal attacks of any sort, and it's not for shilling or agenda-driven discussion.

What alternate universe is this actually the case?

[Shaka Khan]

EviLord issued a new Fatwa

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=501543

Haha, was he drunk when he wrote that? The style is so hamfisted. I expected more, Lore.

[FStop7]

A white guilt scorecard, very convenient

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=501545

[Joe Molotov]

it's not for platform evangelism, it's not for personal attacks of any sort, and it's not for shilling or agenda-driven discussion.

Did I just wake up in an alternate universe?

[Joe Molotov]

A white guilt scorecard, very convenient

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=501545

Trans is lower than distinguished mentally-challenged and Homeless combined. I'm sure this is a totally unbiased, scientific study.

Edit: Jewish ranks better than Christian. Millionaire black people are still unpriviledged, wtf at this thing?

Edit 2: Poland is classified as Europe - Shit. I may have mistakenly been too harsh on this.

[Great Rumbler]

Also, you're apparently unpriviledged if you're a billionaire in the Middle East.

[Shaka Khan]

Seriously. I got -895 even though I'd smoke all those white bitches, no sweat.

[pilonv1]

No choice if you earn more than 65k but less than 100k?

[Joe Molotov]

No choice if you earn more than 65k but less than 100k?

-157

[Phoenix Dark]

Not GAF related but at BK dropping a neg nuke on The-Coli and putting everyone in red reps. dudes are mad...

I almost fell out my seat when I saw that shit. Luckily my daps are still in tact (Image removed from quote.)

those ACG niccas who spend every day trading green using aliases and shit every day must be so fucking mad. furious. he set everyone's rep to the minimum. like negative 2 billion something

Yup. I know of guys who traded rep for real life awards like the GKMC swag that was passed out a few months ago. They live and breath for rep, and Coli Cash lol. Shit is sad

The best posters will return to positive reps soon enough

[Shadow Mod]

No choice if you earn more than 65k but less than 100k?

You're doing fine but you're not in the 100K+ club so you don't count for anything. You don't even get or subtract points. You're in limbo.

[pilonv1]

30-45k is missing too. How will people accurately calculate their priviledgedness (or lack of) without it?

[Phoenix Dark]

Not GAF related but at BK dropping a neg nuke on The-Coli and putting everyone in red reps. dudes are mad...

I almost fell out my seat when I saw that shit. Luckily my daps are still in tact (Image removed from quote.)

those ACG niccas who spend every day trading green using aliases and shit every day must be so fucking mad. furious. he set everyone's rep to the minimum. like negative 2 billion something

Yup. I know of guys who traded rep for real life awards like the GKMC swag that was passed out a few months ago. They live and breath for rep, and Coli Cash lol. Shit is sad

The best posters will return to positive reps soon enough

Impossible. The only one who actually has any rep power is Brooklynzson, and everyone else cant even give out any rep that isnt gray. pretty funny, although everyone still has the same rep statuses

you tellin me I wasted 10 minutes handing out rep that doesn't count?

[etiolate]

I love how Europeans are segmented into different levels on the white guilt scale.

Also, Tyler has reached full self-parody mode. Maybe he's been there for awhile and I hadn't been paying attention.

[Joe Molotov]

I love how Europeans are segmented into different levels on the white guilt scale.

Also, Tyler has reached full self-parody mode. Maybe he's been there for awhile and I hadn't been paying attention.

I think posting at Evilbore was the shark-jumping moment.

[Himu]

for him or for us

[nudemacusers]

Privledge; A place for ego boosting and self pity all rolled into one. The perfect gaf thread.

[StealthFan]

People that can't properly spell privilege, don't have it.

[OptimoPeach]

Only thing worse than a bad speller, is someone who can't master commas

[StealthFan]

[nudemacusers]

I blame apple

And typo zingers are aspie level assaults, were, better then that

[Shadow Mod]

I've become terrible at utilizing punctuation and not using run-ons on the internet. 

[Purple Filth]

does he/she/whatthefuckever still mention about being a female in every fucking post?

The last time i paid attention the shit was so bad that even Aeana(iirc) had to fucking comment on it and she's a female

[nudemacusers]

it's about 50% of the time

[Momo]

Best use of commas is to emulate Shatner speak.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

A white guilt scorecard, very convenient

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=501545

God I love butthurt culture sometimes

I halfway expected to find "Being a jerk -1,000,000"

[DCharlieJP]

I never got the Sarah Palin thing, is it because she's not old or fat or really ugly?

as i said before, THERES A DOUG STANHOPE FOR EVERYTHING!

Highly offensive, but then again - so is Palin. From 1:56

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I never got the Sarah Palin thing, is it because she's not old or fat or really ugly?

Most Americans look like shit in their 40s on up.  I think a lot of it has to do with their significant consumption of HFCS, which jacks up your insulin, which ages you.  A woman over 40 who isn't five Big Macs away from a coronary can be considered hot.

[Don Flamenco]

wasn't she allegedly living in a car not long ago, fucking for wifi or some shit?

i think i said that, but it might have been emily chu

[Don Flamenco]

People that can't properly spell privilege, don't have it.

YOU KNOW, MAYBE THEY DIDN'T HAVE A "SCHOOL" THAT TAUGHT "SPELLING" BECAUSE THEY AREN'T A RICH WHITE HOMOPHOBIC RACIST MALE.

i'm pretty high up on that scale.  guess i'm not cool  :'(

unless there's a "majored in sociology -300"

edit: middle east -600.  Guess the creator of the chart didn't escape their own ethnocentrism, which means they are also not cool among the true underprivileged and mindful people.

[nudemacusers]

lol furries on blast right now. love it.

[Broseidon]

That privilij (fuck spelling) test is some Tumblr-level shit good lord.

[tiesto]

It took me a while to figure out what "cis" meant... also would have never expected "doctor" and "engineer" to be the same level of privilege.

[FStop7]

It took me a while to figure out what "cis" meant... also would have never expected "doctor" and "engineer" to be the same level of privilege.

That "test" is actually fairly informative and revealing because it offers the briefest glance into the inner workings of the mind of a typical reddit/GAF aspie.

[Phoenix Dark]

wasn't she allegedly living in a car not long ago, fucking for wifi or some shit?

i think i said that, but it might have been emily chu

the allegedly hot GAFer?

[Steve Contra]

A white guilt scorecard, very convenient

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=501545

Being a black billionaire only gets you 50 points.

Oprah is at -45 on this scale.  Oprah Winfrey.  -45.  I'm way higher than that according to this thing.

[Don Flamenco]

wasn't she allegedly living in a car not long ago, fucking for wifi or some shit?

i think i said that, but it might have been emily chu

the allegedly hot GAFer?

i don't know

[Shaka Khan]

lol furries on blast right now. love it.

Where?

[Don Flamenco]

lol furries on blast right now. love it.

Where?

in the passive condescension thread

[Momo]

wasn't she allegedly living in a car not long ago, fucking for wifi or some shit?

i think i said that, but it might have been emily chu

the allegedly hot GAFer?

I think me and her started posting around the same time, I remember her as a junior at least and she posted all sorts of aggro cray cray. Never disliked her despite that

[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=501612

confident this thread will claim a few scalps

[nudemacusers]

lol furries on blast right now. love it.

Where?

in the passive condescension thread

you're gonna have to be more specific

[king of the internet]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=501612

confident this thread will claim a few scalps

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44804999&postcount=16

[Don Flamenco]

lol furries on blast right now. love it.

Where?

in the passive condescension thread

you're gonna have to be more specific

if you have to ask, you'll never know

[Don Flamenco]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44808977&postcount=208


this guy baits "U.S. ignorance" in every thread, I swear.   

i hate forums.  just a bunch of people one upping each other and looking for affirmation.  shit is for gay cigarillo homos cheeseburger distinguished black fellow bitch jew cunt redskins.  i'm out.

[nudemacusers]

lol furries on blast right now. love it.

Where?

in the passive condescension thread

you're gonna have to be more specific

if you have to ask, you'll never know

WELL FORGET I ASKED THEN  :'(

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44820716&postcount=28

lol

[Himu]

tell yoshichan i miss him and appreciate the nod and that i agree that aguirre sucks

[nudemacusers]

I feel I'm missing something; was it determined that aguirre (sp blah blah) is a dude at some point?

[Shadow Mod]

I feel I'm missing something; was it determined that aguirre (sp blah blah) is a dude at some point?

Not definitively but plenty of people have grown tired of his or her shit.

[parallax]

I wonder if Aguirre is gonna burn out like all other fulltime trolls

[nudemacusers]

I feel I'm missing something; was it determined that aguirre (sp blah blah) is a dude at some point?

Not definitively but plenty of people have grown tired of his or her shit.

oh, I rarely see his/her/its posts.