The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[tiesto]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=45065278#post45065278

I like the Shut Up And Dance pic above, since I have a slight taste for early 90's british 'ardcore. (Eric P and Sceneman probably the only other dudes on the bore who knows what I'm talking about)

[nudemacusers]

I feel sad for dudes that can't cope domestically. I once had a friend ask me how to iron a shirt, as his wife was on vacation. He seriously did not know what to do.

[Cindi Mayweather]

ahahahahaha

[Trurl]

How can you not know how to iron a shirt?  What extra steps could he have been imagining?

[Cindi Mayweather]

Maybe he's left handed? Ironing is really tricky, speaking as a lefty. I had to train myself to iron with my right hand. Took me years to get used to it.

[Don Flamenco]

nm not being able to cook, but not knowing to just google some recipes/ideas is pretty sad in this day and age

his wife left for the first time ever for 10 days and he's just lost.   

[Momo]

Fuck ironing. I wear the creases out of my shirts

[nudemacusers]

How can you not know how to iron a shirt?  What extra steps could he have been imagining?

dude, he just didn't know, like, what temp, how to press the collar, etc. I thought he was joking at first. 

Fuck ironing. I wear the creases out of my shirts

Your shirt collars have my sympathy.

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=499308

PopGAF approaching the event horizon of insufferability.

I wonder if One Direction's label advises them to playfully do gay stuff in order to further excite their fanbase of girls and gay dudes. All the members are straight yet I've seen so many gifs of them doing gay stuff

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=499308

PopGAF approaching the event horizon of insufferability.

I wonder if One Direction's label advises them to playfully do gay stuff in order to further excite their fanbase of girls and gay dudes. All the members are straight yet I've seen so many gifs of them doing gay stuff

probably

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=499308

PopGAF approaching the event horizon of insufferability.

I wonder if One Direction's label advises them to playfully do gay stuff in order to further excite their fanbase of girls and gay dudes. All the members are straight yet I've seen so many gifs of them doing gay stuff

I'm sure everything they do is tightly controlled by their record label so yes.

[parallax]

nm not being able to cook, but not knowing to just google some recipes/ideas is pretty sad in this day and age

his wife left for the first time ever for 10 days and he's just lost.   

Some people have no patience when it comes to cooking. Its a shame.

[Phoenix Dark]

Have you SEEN Christopher? If I looked like that I wouldn't know how to cook, do laundry, or not get my dick sucked either

[Purple Filth]

Well maybe if you stopped being Slutty McSlut Sluts and banging motorcycle riding tattoo artists all the time, he wouldn't have to complain so much.

also what http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=502733

[nudemacusers]

Have you SEEN Christopher? If I looked like that I wouldn't know how to cook, do laundry, or not get my dick sucked either

It started with his italian mother apparently, so hopefully not all of those apply.

[Shadow Mod]

Have you SEEN Christopher? If I looked like that I wouldn't know how to cook, do laundry, or not get my dick sucked either

no, pics?

[Positive Touch]

italian moms cook so good that their children can never hope to live up to it, so why bother learning how to cook?

[Don Flamenco]

italian moms cook so good that their children can never hope to live up to it, so why bother learning how to cook?

your second mom wife might leave for 10 days

[nudemacusers]

italian moms cook so good that their children can never hope to live up to it, so why bother learning how to cook?

This must be why they stay at home through their 30s

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=499308

PopGAF approaching the event horizon of insufferability.

I wonder if One Direction's label advises them to playfully do gay stuff in order to further excite their fanbase of girls and gay dudes. All the members are straight yet I've seen so many gifs of them doing gay stuff

They's only One Direction and it ain't straight.

[PigSpeakers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=499308

PopGAF approaching the event horizon of insufferability.

I wonder if One Direction's label advises them to playfully do gay stuff in order to further excite their fanbase of girls and gay dudes. All the members are straight yet I've seen so many gifs of them doing gay stuff

Maybe it's like the porn industry and how so many straight male porn stars do the gay stuffs too to make some $$$.

[CajoleJuice]

italian moms cook so good that their children can never hope to live up to it, so why bother learning how to cook?

my roommate has an italian mom and he fucking owns at cooking

spoiler (click to show/hide)

he just uses her recipes

[close]

[Vertigo]

One Direction are refreshing in that they are absolute pussy hunters usually the sexual mores of a modern boy band are kept carefully controlled and hidden from the press.

[MIMIC]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=502586


seems unnecessary

I don't think I've ever straight up gone, "Is this thread necessary, dufus?" If I have, it was because I was in a bad mood. But I think it was good that he let it be known that that kind of posting isn't welcomed. Like I said in the thread, something stupid to one person may be interesting to many others (and vice versa). I can't count the number of times when I thought a particular thread was dumb, but the thread exploded.

Live and let live

[parallax]

One Direction are refreshing in that they are absolute pussy hunters usually the sexual mores of a modern boy band are kept carefully controlled and hidden from the press.

Pussy hunters? Really?

[Brehvolution]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45046721&postcount=54

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45048616&postcount=87

 

[nudemacusers]

reading about 12 year old sucking themselves off on neogaf. good times.

haha holy fuck that whole thread is just a TMI disaster and a detective gaf wet dream.

[D3RANG3D]

Why would you ever admit to that 

[tiesto]

Have you SEEN Christopher? If I looked like that I wouldn't know how to cook, do laundry, or not get my dick sucked either

It started with his italian mother apparently, so hopefully not all of those apply.

Italian mothers DO baby the fuck out of you. I'll admit I'm kinda helpless in a few things, but at least I can cook

Tying a tie though, I can never get that shit right... 

[tiesto]

There's some new girl I see in a lot of RPG threads lately and apparently she is from NYC. 

Not sure if I'd try to pick up on a msg board though... even if it worked out for some people here.

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45046721&postcount=54

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45048616&postcount=87

 

omg 

[CajoleJuice]

There's some new girl I see in a lot of RPG threads lately and apparently she is from NYC. 

Not sure if I'd try to pick up on a msg board though... even if it worked out for some people here.

Then I will. Oh wait JRPGs gross

[Mupepe]

Have you SEEN Christopher? If I looked like that I wouldn't know how to cook, do laundry, or not get my dick sucked either

no, pics?

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h262/ChrisRuss0/photo9.jpg
http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h262/ChrisRuss0/photo4.jpg

[Big Barry Jazz]

Why would you ever admit to that 

In Richard Herring's interview series with other comedians, he asks all of them if they've tried to suck their own cock. So many of them said they had that I started thinking I must be weird for not trying it myself. Don't think any of them actually managed it although Nick Frost said he came on his face.

[D3RANG3D]

Why would you ever admit to that 

In Richard Herring's interview series with other comedians, he asks all of them if they've tried to suck their own cock. So many of them said they had that I started thinking I must be weird for not trying it myself. Don't think any of them actually managed it although Nick Frost said he came on his face.

 

[Phoenix Dark]

Have you SEEN Christopher? If I looked like that I wouldn't know how to cook, do laundry, or not get my dick sucked either

no, pics?

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h262/ChrisRuss0/photo9.jpg
http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h262/ChrisRuss0/photo4.jpg

sure that's him? He looked like Captain America a few  years ago

[FStop7]

We may have found the dumbest mother fucker on the Internet.

Someone starts a thread explaining his house was broken into and several things were stolen, including his Wii U gamepad.  He called Nintendo to buy a replacement and they told him it's not available separately.  Then this numbnuts decloaks and drops a perfectly formed turd into the punch bowl:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45095689&postcount=78

[Mupepe]

Have you SEEN Christopher? If I looked like that I wouldn't know how to cook, do laundry, or not get my dick sucked either

no, pics?

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h262/ChrisRuss0/photo9.jpg
http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h262/ChrisRuss0/photo4.jpg

sure that's him? He looked like Captain America a few  years ago

I'm sure.  The first one was posted a few days ago and the 2nd was a few weeks ago.  He's a regular in fitness gaf

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=502873

 

[FStop7]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=502873

 

I regret having stuck up for that guy to not be permed (he was a junior at the time) when he got caught up in a thread that bishoptl cleaned out with a flamethrower.  At the time I thought Blasty just got carried away and deserved leniency from the mods.  He got banned but not permed, which apparently is rare for a junior.  Now he's back with this...

[demi]

Why would you ever admit to that 

In Richard Herring's interview series with other comedians, he asks all of them if they've tried to suck their own cock. So many of them said they had that I started thinking I must be weird for not trying it myself. Don't think any of them actually managed it although Nick Frost said he came on his face.

I'd believe that he squirted on his face from a lonely wank, but I don't believe he'd try to suck himself off. Not that he could have even tried. He's been pretty portly for a while. Maybe as a kid. That's when we usually try to.

[tiesto]

So okno my buddy from EDM-GAF had an idea for a secret santa DJ mix exchange, yet the thread was locked Don't get why that happened.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=45102051

[Mr. Gundam]

So okno my buddy from EDM-GAF had an idea for a secret santa DJ mix exchange, yet the thread was locked Don't get why that happened.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=45102051

Is this original music or just remixes of existing stuff? I wonder if it got locked for a copyright/piracy reason.

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=502873

 

I regret having stuck up for that guy to not be permed (he was a junior at the time) when he got caught up in a thread that bishoptl cleaned out with a flamethrower.  At the time I thought Blasty just got carried away and deserved leniency from the mods.  He got banned but not permed, which apparently is rare for a junior.  Now he's back with this...

He's been pretty dumb elsewhere. Also pics that make you laugh thread is super salty and that passive aggressive woman hater Tess3ract got banned for good.

[Broseidon]

I saw he was banned. Perma? What for?

[king of the internet]

I saw he was banned. Perma? What for?

I don't know if this is the reason, but he was alternating between two accounts.

[Steve Youngblood]

I saw he was banned. Perma? What for?

Because of you.

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=502883

"bo bo bo bo nacho chips aren't supposed to be flavored "

fucking NERDS, I clicked the thread to find good chip recommendations and all I see are pedantic comments. nerds on the internet ruin EVERYTHING

[Broseidon]

I saw he was banned. Perma? What for?

I don't know if this is the reason, but he was alternating between two accounts.

For reals? Any idea who the other one was?

Because of you.

[Steve Youngblood]

I'm being facetious in blaming you, but it was because of that pic in the funny pics thread.

[king of the internet]

I saw he was banned. Perma? What for?

I don't know if this is the reason, but he was alternating between two accounts.

For reals? Any idea who the other one was?

Because of you.

It was Gvaz or something like that.

[FStop7]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=502883

"bo bo bo bo nacho chips aren't supposed to be flavored "

fucking NERDS, I clicked the thread to find good chip recommendations and all I see are pedantic comments. nerds on the internet ruin EVERYTHING

Don't even try mentioning cargo shorts or flip flops on GAF in anything less than a screeching, shrill, hateful tone.

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

what's wrong with cargo shorts and flip flops?

[FStop7]

what's wrong with cargo shorts and flip flops?

People freak the fuck out over them on GAF.  I had no idea they were such serious business.  Apparently being caught wearing either, let alone both together, is a serious offense.

[Verdigris Murder]

Hahaha

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

have they never been anywhere sunny or something? cargo shorts and flip flops are pretty standard fare here in California wtf

[Shadow Mod]

I saw he was banned. Perma? What for?

I don't know if this is the reason, but he was alternating between two accounts.

For reals? Any idea who the other one was?

Because of you.

It was Gvaz or something like that.

Who is that exactly?

on nm some gaming side poster. Why alternate? What a loser. He got pissy in ga chat at me. Now I know why.

[nudemacusers]

what's wrong with cargo shorts and flip flops?

People freak the fuck out over them on GAF.  I had no idea they were such serious business.  Apparently being caught wearing either, let alone both together, is a serious offense.

Cargo Shorts and Flip flops? Terrible. $40 GAMER SHIRT? Perfectly okay.

Gamer shirts are much worse than flip flops or baggy cargo shorts, aren't you paying attention?

[StealthFan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=502813

I am on Medical so excuse my ignorance but don't they only charge you for an ambulance if it's a suicide attempt, or non-life threatening? I am IGNORANT.

[Don Flamenco]

yo...why don't people just deal with that shit in real life and not...never mind whatever