The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[archnemesis]

The strongest recent earthquake in my area had a magnitude of 0.94 on the Richter scale. If I lived closer to a tectonic plate edge I'd get a house located on a hill.

[Vertigo]

If I was the mods I'd just strip KevinCow's thread making abilities at this point.

I noticed he was banned again.

yeah maybe i should just make sure my next suicide attempt is actually successful so i don't get slammed with all these bills

i will never buy anything fun again and will instead put all my money towards planning for the absolute worst possible situation happening

like what if someone was holding my family hostage and demanding 8 trillion dollars

it's just my fault for not financially planning for that if i don't have the money

guess i better start saving

also i will start by selling everything i own because i shouldn't be allowed to own anything of value until i'm 100% financially stable and prepared for anything bad that might happen

[StealthFan]

What an obnoxious try-hard twat. There are people with actual problems and his fat aspie ass can't stop talking about the sky falling.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

the story is bad, but things heat up when the incest defense force arrives

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=503088

GAF has defense forces for everything.  They've defended serial killers, rapists, pedophiles, and the like in the past.  So why not incest, considering how many of them there already have fucked up views on sex (due to a lack of it)?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=503120

so much Nintendo cock sucking going on in here its fucking hilarious 

and they are attacking Andrex too 

I love the attitude of "oh don't worry guys, they'll just unlock all the rocking stuff and give us cloud saves - just wait"

Yup - they've -nearly- got through the basics but hell - give it a few weeks and they'll be rocking all these amazing features.

the all powerful firmware update

Also, I'd just permaban KevinCow if I was a mod/admin.  His shit was wearing very thin a long time ago and now it's just painful.  I imagine it really sucks to be a morbidly obese ginger in this increasingly swarthy world but he needs to shut the fuck up and get some perspective on life.  Unfortunately he isn't going to do that if he is allowed to post on GAF.

[Polyh3dron]

The next Wii U firmware update is going to switch out the ram for some faster ram, improve the GPU and quadruple the CPU speed.

[CajoleJuice]

Flip flops and cargo shorts just signal to the world you've given up on pretty much everything and you're awaiting your eventual heart attack/suicide.  If this is the impression you want to give off, go for it.

well, sounds about right

[headwalk]

Flip flops and cargo shorts just signal to the world you've given up on pretty much everything and you're awaiting your eventual heart attack/suicide.  If this is the impression you want to give off, go for it.

well, sounds about right

i feel the same way watching giant bomb footage as i do browsing liveleak. only a matter of time until you're going to watch someone die.

[Don Flamenco]

Speaking of stripping thread-making privileges: is Boss Doggie Ookami-kun? Yay, if so.

Yeah, he changed his nickname a while back.

Pass my regards to whoever junior'd him.

"hey guys, post some dogs in sexy poses in video games  "

*unzips pants*

[thisismyusername]

Speaking of stripping thread-making privileges: is Boss Doggie Ookami-kun? Yay, if so.

Yeah, he changed his nickname a while back.

Pass my regards to whoever junior'd him.

"hey guys, post some dogs in sexy poses in video games  "

*unzips pants*

Wait, what? Link this. 

[CajoleJuice]

Flip flops and cargo shorts just signal to the world you've given up on pretty much everything and you're awaiting your eventual heart attack/suicide.  If this is the impression you want to give off, go for it.

well, sounds about right

i feel the same way watching giant bomb footage as i do browsing liveleak. only a matter of time until you're going to watch someone die.

[Don Flamenco]

Speaking of stripping thread-making privileges: is Boss Doggie Ookami-kun? Yay, if so.

Yeah, he changed his nickname a while back.

Pass my regards to whoever junior'd him.

"hey guys, post some dogs in sexy poses in video games  "

*unzips pants*

Wait, what? Link this. 

it didn't say "sexy positions" but...you just know   

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=498043

[thisismyusername]

Maybe I'm just too innocent/naive but I don't see anything wrong with that thread?  Dunno why he'd get juniored over it, but the less furries making threads the better.

[ToxicAdam]

I would imagine it's because of a culmination of shitty, lightweight threads over a very short period of time.

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=503120

so much Nintendo cock sucking going on in here its fucking hilarious 

and they are attacking Andrex too 

Some people aren't capable of critical thinking, and realizing that criticism isn't blind hate. It's getting annoying.

[thisismyusername]

I would imagine it's because of a culmination of shitty, lightweight threads over a very short period of time.

I'm thinking that's it as well.

@Andy-kun: Nintendo has a Steve Jobs Magnetic Field (or whatever they call it) in regards to issues. Nintendo fans can't see why most other people are mocking the company they love for boneheaded/"WTF" decisions they make. It's that simple.

[Don Flamenco]

Maybe I'm just too innocent/naive but I don't see anything wrong with that thread?  Dunno why he'd get juniored over it, but the less furries making threads the better.

i'm just stereotyping from when his avatar was a buff furry dog in a sexy pose

[Mupepe]

father/daughter sex is gross.  But Brother/Sister sex is hot.  Cousin sex too.

[Takao]

I would imagine it's because of a culmination of shitty, lightweight threads over a very short period of time.

There's times when I feel like Ookami-Kun works at some Dreamworks Animation outsourcing studio or something. He makes a thread for like every film they make, and praises each one of them. He also hates Pixar, lol.

[FStop7]

the story is bad, but things heat up when the incest defense force arrives

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=503088

God. It's ridiculous. It's religious dogma and provide sources on why incest is bad. The fuck is up with people needing citations all of the god damn time for common fucking sense.

Well one of them is Jason Raize, the guy who repeatedly advertised his upcoming suicide attempts in order to fleece money out of gullible but well meaning GAF members.

[Stoney Mason]

Probably already mentioned but I'm not in this thread so much.

I notice GAF now has a "system wars" thread. 

They also have banned the term "master race" by now noting it was a trolling term.

I love whenever GAF suddenly decides that the obvious that's been happening for years is suddenly a new awful thing that just started happening and now must be stopped.

[DCharlieJP]

Lunchwithyuzo - every post, a fucking master class in mongsbertism

[Tasty]

Lunchwithyuzo - every post, a fucking master class in mongsbertism

I'm not familiar with this phrase.

Also your avy is broken and annoying me, fix it.

Edit- Lol wtf is this: http://www.dcharlie.com/proj/final.mp4

Edit 2- http://www.dcharlie.com/proj/

[Tasty]

Probably already mentioned but I'm not in this thread so much.

I notice GAF now has a "system wars" thread. 

They also have banned the term "master race" by now noting it was a trolling term.

I love whenever GAF suddenly decides that the obvious that's been happening for years is suddenly a new awful thing that just started happening and now must be stopped.

Banning "master race" isn't surprising considering how PC bent the upper moderation on GAF is.

[king of the internet]

the story is bad, but things heat up when the incest defense force arrives

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=503088

God. It's ridiculous. It's religious dogma and provide sources on why incest is bad. The fuck is up with people needing citations all of the god damn time for common fucking sense.

Well one of them is Jason Raize, the guy who repeatedly advertised his upcoming suicide attempts in order to fleece money out of gullible but well meaning GAF members.

I think that was a different poster. Jason Raize is a dummy but I haven't seen him do any of that.

[Cascade]

Lunchwithyuzo - every post, a fucking master class in mongsbertism

I'm not familiar with this phrase.

Also your avy is broken and annoying me, fix it.

Edit- Lol wtf is this: http://www.dcharlie.com/proj/final.mp4

Edit 2- http://www.dcharlie.com/proj/

Seriously, Charlie? A gangnam style parody in December 2012? Come on son, that might have been mildly amusing a few months ago but it's nothing short of cringe worthy now. You've just lost all ability to make fun of Ninthings from now on.

[Takao]

Probably already mentioned but I'm not in this thread so much.

I notice GAF now has a "system wars" thread. 

They also have banned the term "master race" by now noting it was a trolling term.

I love whenever GAF suddenly decides that the obvious that's been happening for years is suddenly a new awful thing that just started happening and now must be stopped.

GAF has been looking down on the master race jank for a while now.

[Stoney Mason]

Probably already mentioned but I'm not in this thread so much.

I notice GAF now has a "system wars" thread. 

They also have banned the term "master race" by now noting it was a trolling term.

I love whenever GAF suddenly decides that the obvious that's been happening for years is suddenly a new awful thing that just started happening and now must be stopped.

GAF has been looking down on the master race jank for a while now.

I can't speak to recent times but in the past some of the moderators were the worst perpetrators of that sort of stuff including evilore himself. Not to mention the worst of the guys doing it were protected by the mods. But if that's changed then good on them.

[Takao]

PC gaming GAF still gets away with port begging though. Game will be announced just for PS3/360 and they'll be there crying.

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Can't say I don't port beg for Vita games though.

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[king of the internet]

PC gaming GAF still gets away with port begging though. Game will be announced just for PS3/360 and they'll be there crying.

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Can't say I don't port beg for Vita games though.

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It's because they have an actual reason to beg. It sucks when good third party games are confined to shitty consoles. There's no reason to beg for a game to come to PS3 or 360 unless you're poor and/or a fanboy doofus.

[Takao]

I'd get perma banned if I used that excuse for portbegging every 3DS game though.

[Shadow Mod]

lol this texting topic, no wonder some people don't have a social life, getting a bug up their ass about their friends trying to initiate some conversation or not texting them full sentences. Cripes.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Potential lulz to be had here: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=503232

It must suck to have all this easy sex around yet gaffers still can't get any...

[Shadow Mod]

That article doesn't even make sense. If you're basically dating online why wouldn't you fuck when you meet in real life.

[Shaka Khan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=503237

[Broseidon]

One of the reasons I want to get a Triple is to see what all the fuss is about.

[etiolate]

I do plan to play Journey at some point.

[Himu]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=503237

this is worse than my where would you live in game world thread

congrats

[Shaka Khan]

Haha, hell no. That thread is gay, yours was just sad.

[TakingBackSunday]

father/daughter sex is gross.  But Brother/Sister sex is hot.  Cousin sex too.

co-signed

[Verdigris Murder]

Was trying to think of the weirdest thread I posted in on neogaf, remembered this

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=381646

I lol'd quite a few times. Reading that.

[StealthFan]

It still tickles me pink that GAF loves the PC. Back in the day the only PC fanboys were me, tre and Borys (nobody remembers my ass tho). It was Console-Age and there are still remnants of it today.

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=503270

[Momo]

Surprised some mod hasnt taken offence to MYE/Cheesus yet.


This thread is terrible all round, MYE just pushes it over the edge into unreadable territory.

[Shaka Khan]

He can be extremely abrasive and predictable in every stance he takes, yes.

[DCharlieJP]

Seriously, Charlie? A gangnam style parody in December 2012? Come on son, that might have been mildly amusing a few months ago but it's nothing short of cringe worthy now. You've just lost all ability to make fun of Ninthings from now on.

Huh? how does that work? I copy something that's maybe a month or two "out of date" and i get to -not- rip Ninthings for being SEVEN YEARS out of date?

get the fuck out ! lol.

and jesus - for a whole variety of reasons that was put in a password protected directory and FUCKING DREAMHOST have removed the protection! fuck me, after last weeks "oh somehow we accidentally deleted all your websites" (including my mother-in-law's commercial site :/) they are starting to make me think they haven't a fucking clue what they are doing.

Anyways - it was for work, i was asked to do it, i said yes. It was fun to do.

[tiesto]

Surprised some mod hasnt taken offence to MYE/Cheesus yet.


This thread is terrible all round, MYE just pushes it over the edge into unreadable territory.

So here's something I could never figure out... what was particularly influential about Half Life 2? I played it about a year or so after it came out and yeah, I think it's an extremely polished game (tends to drag in places though... I like episode2 much more) but what does it do that makes it super innovative? A bit more focus on atmosphere and more varied level design than the average "shooting gallery" FPS?

[Shaka Khan]

Huh? how does that work? I copy something that's maybe a month or two "out of date" and i get to -not- rip Ninthings for being SEVEN YEARS out of date?

get the fuck out ! lol.

[Momo]

Surprised some mod hasnt taken offence to MYE/Cheesus yet.


This thread is terrible all round, MYE just pushes it over the edge into unreadable territory.

So here's something I could never figure out... what was particularly influential about Half Life 2? I played it about a year or so after it came out and yeah, I think it's an extremely polished game (tends to drag in places though... I like episode2 much more) but what does it do that makes it super innovative? A bit more focus on atmosphere and more varied level design than the average "shooting gallery" FPS?

Wasnt HL2 the game that pushed steam onto our PCs? That alone makes it influential (paired with its popularity) regardless of how you perceive the game quality of HL2 to be.

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=429626

god some of these people have arbitrary rules about everything

No kidding.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45199318&postcount=112

[Tasty]

at least this explains dcharlie's recent gangnam style defence force posts and tweets

Also DC you use Dreamhost, you deserve what you get~

[DCharlieJP]

well, yes - this is true - i need to get off them once stuff expires.

I asked them to explain how the entire sites could be erased and why there were no back ups and it was basically <scoobydoo> RIADUNOOOO </scoobydoo>

luckily i back up manually every now and then so the commercial site at least was largely unaffected.

at least this explains dcharlie's recent gangnam style defence force posts and tweet

well, not really given i've went from liking the track to absolutely hating it after having to do this project

[Tasty]

You should post them on YouTube yo, you'd get mad hits.

[DCharlieJP]

They're not meant for external consumption

[Shaka Khan]

Nobody should touch Youtube until they fix their shitty new layout. When I first saw it I thought I went blind in one eye.

[Tasty]

Oh, so I should probably not upload them then? Woops.

[DCharlieJP]

lol - i'd highly advise against that !

[Tasty]

Also where the heck do you work that you can make Gangnam parodies all day. Sign me up for some of that.

[DCharlieJP]

all of this had to be done off company time - so most of it was just shot on a holiday day and at a weekend :/

I work in the place you go to work after you die in Hell.

[thewesker]

Yikes. That texting thread.

[Kabouter]

One of the reasons I want to get a Triple is to see what all the fuss is about.

Yeah, that's pretty much the only reason I want a triple. And I'm not buying a console for a short downloadable game obviously. It's a shame the PS3 has little else that makes it worth owning from what I can tell. Not that the 360 that I do own is much better, mind you.