The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[FStop7]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45143700&postcount=187

"Sorry, this blah blah"

where's my tire iron?

[Phoenix Dark]

Just a few months ago there were a bunch of people kicking up a HUGE fuss over massive, PR laden OTs on the gaming side to the point where there was a mod/admin crackdown on them...

And now there's this?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=503044

Personally the monster OTs never bothered me but the lack of consistency sure does.

NO SPOILERS!

SPOILER! Bilbo doesn't destroy the one ring! Gandalflaughing.gif

There were people in the other Hobbit thread who were legit upset that people posted the TV ad that featured Smaug. As in, they didn't know the fucking Hobbit featured a dragon. I knew that shit before I read it as a kid

[Joe Molotov]

There is no way fanboys are going to admit their film isn't very good, not until the "backlash" at least.

I won't admit it even then.

[Don Flamenco]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45143700&postcount=187

I really can't tell sarcasm/trolling anymore half the time in online video game debates. Or perhaps I can and I'm just hoping it's either of those.

.

[Tasty]

Just a few months ago there were a bunch of people kicking up a HUGE fuss over massive, PR laden OTs on the gaming side to the point where there was a mod/admin crackdown on them...

And now there's this?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=503044

Personally the monster OTs never bothered me but the lack of consistency sure does.

"No Spoilers"

[Cindi Mayweather]

I'll spoil everything.

Bilbo and Gandalf and 10 dwarves journey to the mines of their forefathers, stolen by a wicked dragon named Smaug. Bilbo finds a short sword that glows in the dark, names it Sting. Finds a ring in a cave that lets him turn invisible. They end up reaching the town of men, on the outskirts of the mine. Bilbo sneaks in, shit happens. The dwarves get their mine back. Then a stupid war happens, a few dwarves die, Gandalf hauls ass. The End.

Saved you 12 bucks.

[Joe Molotov]

Greatest Story Ever Told

[Trurl]

Smaug didn't see so wicked to me. 

And holy shit at the Hobbit OT.  I honestly don't understand why people go through that much effort for something everyone will ignore.  It's completely alien.  The recommended reading part of it seems interesting, but it's not like anyone will follow up on it in that thread.

[Mupepe]

Smaug eats ponies. He's a prick

[Don Flamenco]

the story is bad, but things heat up when the incest defense force arrives

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=503088

[Don Flamenco]

nobody's gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since nam

buy khakis

i'd rather mess up my cargo shorts at the lake or the beach.  there are situations where you don't have to pose as a super mature stylish adult. part of style is not having a stick up your butt at all times too, people notice that also.  you'll look like an ass taking yourself too seriously during a casual summer day (with nice khakis+belt+colored shirt tucked in + rolled up sleeves or w/e the fuck is "acceptable") hence the huge hole in anti-cargo short logic  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

man you're taking this too seriously i just think they look shitty and have too many pockets. they just dont make people look good imo. simpler shorts streamline your legs and make them look better, same with pants.

I'm gonna knife you if you make fun of my cargos again biatch

[Shadow Mod]

the story is bad, but things heat up when the incest defense force arrives

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=503088

God. It's ridiculous. It's religious dogma and provide sources on why incest is bad. The fuck is up with people needing citations all of the god damn time for common fucking sense.

[etiolate]

"Your sister probably wouldn't have sex with me, but by golly I'll defend your right to have sex with your sister!"

[Shadow Mod]

"Your sister probably wouldn't have sex with me, but by golly I'll defend your right to have sex with your sister!"

At this point it's "prove to me with citations that parents fucking their adult kids is a bad thing."

[Steve Youngblood]

"Your sister probably wouldn't have sex with me, but by golly I'll defend your right to have sex with your sister!"

At this point it's "prove to me with citations that parents fucking their adult kids is a bad thing."

I really want to think that the situation is being exaggerated, but I have almost no desire to see that through. So, I'm just going to assume that you have to be misconstruing the situation and refuse to follow through on this.

[Shadow Mod]

I really want to think that the situation is being exaggerated, but I have almost no desire to see that through. So, I'm just going to assume that you have to be misconstruing the situation and refuse to follow through on this.

I just know I'm reading this wrong, can you clarify?

[Steve Youngblood]

I just know I'm reading this wrong, can you clarify?

Oh, all I was saying is that I refuse to believe that there are people defending having sex with one's daughter. I'm sure I'm wrong and you're right, so I'm not going to follow through and actually read the thread. Instead, I'm concluding that you just don't know what you're talking about because it will help me sleep better tonight.

[Shadow Mod]

I just know I'm reading this wrong, can you clarify?

Oh, all I was saying is that I refuse to believe that there are people defending having sex with one's daughter. I'm sure I'm wrong and you're right, so I'm not going to follow through and actually read the thread. Instead, I'm concluding that you just don't know what you're talking about because it will help me sleep better tonight.

Oh that's what I thought but I'm kind of out of it right now. And yes some people are defending it because they believe it to be consensual, you know despite the obvious. It's the teacher fucking students thread but even more "lol wtf."

[Steve Youngblood]

Oh that's what I thought but I'm kind of out of it right now. And yes some people are defending it because they believe it to be consensual, you know despite the obvious. It's the teacher fucking students thread but even more "lol wtf."

Ugh... God dammit.

[Shadow Mod]

Oh that's what I thought but I'm kind of out of it right now. And yes some people are defending it because they believe it to be consensual, you know despite the obvious. It's the teacher fucking students thread but even more "lol wtf."

Ugh... God dammit.

It's less people at least. It's meus being the stickler for data when not much data exists on incestual relationships despite the fact that it's obvious there is some psychological issues at play (at the very least).

[Don Flamenco]

that guy also believes in alien conspiracy theories and shit  so....

[StealthFan]

Meus is a fucking freak posing as a character/experiment and I say that as someone who believes aliens exist.

[Momo]

I believe aliens exist, hell people who don't are suspect to me.

(note, not the abduct your anus visitation kinda aliens)

[Tasty]

I'm sure aliens exist. Maybe even in our own solar system

Granted, they're probably just a bunch of bacteria or something, but there ya go.

[Shadow Mod]

If I was the mods I'd just strip KevinCow's thread making abilities at this point.

[pilonv1]

I know it's old but it's relevant and it came up on the WorstGafPosts twitter account

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=29989445&postcount=510

[Atramental]

edit: nm.

eh. My freaking Ayn Rand side is poking through.

[Shaka Khan]

Speaking of stripping thread-making privileges: is Boss Doggie Ookami-kun? Yay, if so.

[Kabouter]

Speaking of stripping thread-making privileges: is Boss Doggie Ookami-kun? Yay, if so.

Yeah, he changed his nickname a while back.

[Momo]

Was trying to think of the weirdest thread I posted in on neogaf, remembered this

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=381646

[Purple Filth]

i heard Japan got a crazy earthquake again.

stay safe everyone

[Tasty]

Yeah especially our resident japanaboos DC and Oscar. And y'alls family.

Man I just realized, what if you had Christmas stuff and it was water damaged. Would suck, I mean all that really matters is health and safety but that would be a crappy Christmas.

[Purple Filth]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=503120

so much Nintendo cock sucking going on in here its fucking hilarious 

and they are attacking Andrex too 

[Shaka Khan]

Speaking of stripping thread-making privileges: is Boss Doggie Ookami-kun? Yay, if so.

Yeah, he changed his nickname a while back.

Pass my regards to whoever junior'd him.

[DCharlieJP]

Quake : was a good shake for us - but again - it's the people in the north who have the tsunami possibility to worry about

2012 has been shit - the sooner it's over the better.

[DCharlieJP]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=503120

so much Nintendo cock sucking going on in here its fucking hilarious 

and they are attacking Andrex too 

I love the attitude of "oh don't worry guys, they'll just unlock all the rocking stuff and give us cloud saves - just wait"

Yup - they've -nearly- got through the basics but hell - give it a few weeks and they'll be rocking all these amazing features.

[archnemesis]

The strongest recent earthquake in my area had a magnitude of 0.94 on the Richter scale. If I lived closer to a tectonic plate edge I'd get a house located on a hill.

[Vertigo]

If I was the mods I'd just strip KevinCow's thread making abilities at this point.

I noticed he was banned again.

yeah maybe i should just make sure my next suicide attempt is actually successful so i don't get slammed with all these bills

i will never buy anything fun again and will instead put all my money towards planning for the absolute worst possible situation happening

like what if someone was holding my family hostage and demanding 8 trillion dollars

it's just my fault for not financially planning for that if i don't have the money

guess i better start saving

also i will start by selling everything i own because i shouldn't be allowed to own anything of value until i'm 100% financially stable and prepared for anything bad that might happen

[StealthFan]

What an obnoxious try-hard twat. There are people with actual problems and his fat aspie ass can't stop talking about the sky falling.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

the story is bad, but things heat up when the incest defense force arrives

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=503088

GAF has defense forces for everything.  They've defended serial killers, rapists, pedophiles, and the like in the past.  So why not incest, considering how many of them there already have fucked up views on sex (due to a lack of it)?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=503120

so much Nintendo cock sucking going on in here its fucking hilarious 

and they are attacking Andrex too 

I love the attitude of "oh don't worry guys, they'll just unlock all the rocking stuff and give us cloud saves - just wait"

Yup - they've -nearly- got through the basics but hell - give it a few weeks and they'll be rocking all these amazing features.

the all powerful firmware update

Also, I'd just permaban KevinCow if I was a mod/admin.  His shit was wearing very thin a long time ago and now it's just painful.  I imagine it really sucks to be a morbidly obese ginger in this increasingly swarthy world but he needs to shut the fuck up and get some perspective on life.  Unfortunately he isn't going to do that if he is allowed to post on GAF.

[Polyh3dron]

The next Wii U firmware update is going to switch out the ram for some faster ram, improve the GPU and quadruple the CPU speed.

[CajoleJuice]

Flip flops and cargo shorts just signal to the world you've given up on pretty much everything and you're awaiting your eventual heart attack/suicide.  If this is the impression you want to give off, go for it.

well, sounds about right

[headwalk]

Flip flops and cargo shorts just signal to the world you've given up on pretty much everything and you're awaiting your eventual heart attack/suicide.  If this is the impression you want to give off, go for it.

well, sounds about right

i feel the same way watching giant bomb footage as i do browsing liveleak. only a matter of time until you're going to watch someone die.

[Don Flamenco]

Speaking of stripping thread-making privileges: is Boss Doggie Ookami-kun? Yay, if so.

Yeah, he changed his nickname a while back.

Pass my regards to whoever junior'd him.

"hey guys, post some dogs in sexy poses in video games  "

*unzips pants*

[thisismyusername]

Speaking of stripping thread-making privileges: is Boss Doggie Ookami-kun? Yay, if so.

Yeah, he changed his nickname a while back.

Pass my regards to whoever junior'd him.

"hey guys, post some dogs in sexy poses in video games  "

*unzips pants*

Wait, what? Link this. 

[CajoleJuice]

Flip flops and cargo shorts just signal to the world you've given up on pretty much everything and you're awaiting your eventual heart attack/suicide.  If this is the impression you want to give off, go for it.

well, sounds about right

i feel the same way watching giant bomb footage as i do browsing liveleak. only a matter of time until you're going to watch someone die.

[Don Flamenco]

Speaking of stripping thread-making privileges: is Boss Doggie Ookami-kun? Yay, if so.

Yeah, he changed his nickname a while back.

Pass my regards to whoever junior'd him.

"hey guys, post some dogs in sexy poses in video games  "

*unzips pants*

Wait, what? Link this. 

it didn't say "sexy positions" but...you just know   

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=498043

[thisismyusername]

Maybe I'm just too innocent/naive but I don't see anything wrong with that thread?  Dunno why he'd get juniored over it, but the less furries making threads the better.

[ToxicAdam]

I would imagine it's because of a culmination of shitty, lightweight threads over a very short period of time.

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=503120

so much Nintendo cock sucking going on in here its fucking hilarious 

and they are attacking Andrex too 

Some people aren't capable of critical thinking, and realizing that criticism isn't blind hate. It's getting annoying.

[thisismyusername]

I would imagine it's because of a culmination of shitty, lightweight threads over a very short period of time.

I'm thinking that's it as well.

@Andy-kun: Nintendo has a Steve Jobs Magnetic Field (or whatever they call it) in regards to issues. Nintendo fans can't see why most other people are mocking the company they love for boneheaded/"WTF" decisions they make. It's that simple.

[Don Flamenco]

Maybe I'm just too innocent/naive but I don't see anything wrong with that thread?  Dunno why he'd get juniored over it, but the less furries making threads the better.

i'm just stereotyping from when his avatar was a buff furry dog in a sexy pose

[Mupepe]

father/daughter sex is gross.  But Brother/Sister sex is hot.  Cousin sex too.

[Takao]

I would imagine it's because of a culmination of shitty, lightweight threads over a very short period of time.

There's times when I feel like Ookami-Kun works at some Dreamworks Animation outsourcing studio or something. He makes a thread for like every film they make, and praises each one of them. He also hates Pixar, lol.

[FStop7]

the story is bad, but things heat up when the incest defense force arrives

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=503088

God. It's ridiculous. It's religious dogma and provide sources on why incest is bad. The fuck is up with people needing citations all of the god damn time for common fucking sense.

Well one of them is Jason Raize, the guy who repeatedly advertised his upcoming suicide attempts in order to fleece money out of gullible but well meaning GAF members.

[Stoney Mason]

Probably already mentioned but I'm not in this thread so much.

I notice GAF now has a "system wars" thread. 

They also have banned the term "master race" by now noting it was a trolling term.

I love whenever GAF suddenly decides that the obvious that's been happening for years is suddenly a new awful thing that just started happening and now must be stopped.

[DCharlieJP]

Lunchwithyuzo - every post, a fucking master class in mongsbertism

[Tasty]

Lunchwithyuzo - every post, a fucking master class in mongsbertism

I'm not familiar with this phrase.

Also your avy is broken and annoying me, fix it.

Edit- Lol wtf is this: http://www.dcharlie.com/proj/final.mp4

Edit 2- http://www.dcharlie.com/proj/

[Tasty]

Probably already mentioned but I'm not in this thread so much.

I notice GAF now has a "system wars" thread. 

They also have banned the term "master race" by now noting it was a trolling term.

I love whenever GAF suddenly decides that the obvious that's been happening for years is suddenly a new awful thing that just started happening and now must be stopped.

Banning "master race" isn't surprising considering how PC bent the upper moderation on GAF is.

[king of the internet]

the story is bad, but things heat up when the incest defense force arrives

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=503088

God. It's ridiculous. It's religious dogma and provide sources on why incest is bad. The fuck is up with people needing citations all of the god damn time for common fucking sense.

Well one of them is Jason Raize, the guy who repeatedly advertised his upcoming suicide attempts in order to fleece money out of gullible but well meaning GAF members.

I think that was a different poster. Jason Raize is a dummy but I haven't seen him do any of that.