The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[tiesto]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45362510&postcount=1827

Heh, EviLore still bringing the heat in that thread.

Can you believe that shit?  WTF is up with him?  I live in NY near NYC and I'm tempted to go to one of the GAF meetups and hang out with them just to make him uncomfortable being so close to a fat person .  Dude's got some serious issues with fat people...

Whereabouts? I'm from the island.

I'm cool with fat people too, I've got a slight rep on here for banging a few BBWs in my day 

[D3RANG3D]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45362510&postcount=1827

Heh, EviLore still bringing the heat in that thread.

Can you believe that shit?  WTF is up with him?  I live in NY near NYC and I'm tempted to go to one of the GAF meetups and hang out with them just to make him uncomfortable being so close to a fat person .  Dude's got some serious issues with fat people...

It's the olimario effect, used to be a fat ass now shits on fat asses.

[demi]

I'm cool with fat people too. Just don't sit next to me or you'll be the one who is uncomfortable.

[TakingBackSunday]

had sex with a chub a couple months ago; was a ton of ton.  oddly enough it was also on a water bed.  so many moving parts

[Great Rumbler]

was a ton of ton.

[TakingBackSunday]

I wish I could admit that was on purpose

[Phoenix Dark]

 

NEWS FEED

[Shadow Mod]

I'm cool with fat people too. Just don't sit next to me or you'll be the one who is uncomfortable.

Hittin' on dem and stuffs.

[Phoenix Dark]

NEWS FEED

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only the best lines on The Bore are entered into the news feed - ie the News blurb in top right of the screen

[StealthFan]

Lore was 300+lbs at one point. That's more than kind of fat.

[FStop7]

Fit EviLore is a hundred times the person Fat EviLore is in every way but volume.

That's pretty twisted if it's truly what he thinks.

[demi]

Do you think Fat EviLore would have survived the Versaca Dam?

[Broseidon]

Sperglord Valnen shitting up another thread http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=45372432

[Shadow Mod]

Sperglord Valnen shitting up another thread http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=45372432

He's not the only one. Anyone who's ever done coke is apparently a junkie.

[parallax]

Fit EviLore is a hundred times the person Fat EviLore is in every way but volume.

That's pretty twisted if it's truly what he thinks.

That's not surprising the way he talks about fat people

[StealthFan]

I love how awkward Lore is away from a keyboard. All anecdotes or footage of the man shows that even money and fitness can't buy you a normal personality when you used to be a fat, shut-in piece of shit. Dude needs to make like Lowtax and get himself a mail order wife, leave the actual running of the site to some losers, have sex and sit in a 3,000 dollar computer chair.

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45362510&postcount=1827

Heh, EviLore still bringing the heat in that thread.

Wow and he didn't ban him? I guess 'Lore really is mellowing out.

[thisismyusername]

Lore seems to be realizing that if you don't ban someone, you can bat them around a bit while the crowd cheers.  Which is exactly what he's doing right now.  Doesn't really look good on the guy, but hey, at least he isn't fat anymore!  WHY WON'T THE LADIES COME?!

True. But him not instantly banning someone for disagreeing with him in anger ("FUCK YOU EVILORE") is at least a step forward in his admining. Baby steps and all that.

[nudemacusers]

Sperglord Valnen shitting up another thread http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=45372432

Kids these days are so boring. Doug Stanhope was right.

[brawndolicious]

Someone posted in that thread about how people would like it if every person faced such treatment. If gay couple was marked down as "gay couple" or black family was marked down as "the blacks". I think it may have been Mercury Fred that made the post. Because it was him, I didn't reply, but my first thought was that would be great.

I can just imagine my bill. "Another white dude" "neckbeard" "Eats alone" "hipster trash" "Chandler Bing"

I think it would be great to see how people categorize others in order to maintain clairty in their job. Also, everyone would be able to see how others view them. You might get gay boy one day, but maybe the next day the waitress marks you as dandy. I would go to a place like that just to see all the awful names people would call me.

They'll most likely categorize you based on how much they think you'll tip. Just label everybody as ghetto->bling to avoid assumptions of racial/aesthetic stereotyping.

Lore seems to be realizing that if you don't ban someone, you can bat them around a bit while the crowd cheers.  Which is exactly what he's doing right now.  Doesn't really look good on the guy, but hey, at least he isn't fat anymore!  WHY WON'T THE LADIES COME?!

In a way, he interacts with fat people on the internet in the same way that he interacts with girls in bars.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Why is that fat chick thread still going?  GAF sometimes doesn't know how to move on.  Reminds me of the Michael Jackson death thread that was always on the first page for about three months after he died.  It turned into this creepy weird circle jerk when everyone else had moved on.

[Steve Youngblood]

Surprisingly, though, one guy still managed to get banned in there.

[Shadow Mod]

Surprisingly, though, one guy still managed to get banned in there.

Kapura makes it a habit to be the most fucked up person in a thread I've noticed but his shit really took the cake.

[FStop7]

I'd post a Bill Hicks quote in the drug thread but I doubt most there have the first clue who he was.

[StealthFan]

A blisteringly unfunny comedian that edgy try-hards love?

[TakingBackSunday]

A blisteringly unfunny comedian that edgy try-hards love?

THANK YOU.

[nudemacusers]

A blisteringly unfunny comedian that edgy try-hards love?

Don't forget tool fans

But hicks isn't bad, just placed too highly due to premature death.

[Momo]

I'd post a Bill Hicks quote in the drug thread but I doubt most there have the first clue who he was.

See I think drugs have done some good things for us, I really do

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[Momo]

People who complain about Tool fans are lucky. Just means they have no idea how awful Earshot fans are.


I like both bands but try and avoid gatherings of fans.

[Tasty]

A blisteringly unfunny comedian that edgy try-hards love?

Wait, are we talking about Louis CK now?

[fistfulofmetal]

andrex i want to cave your face in with a rock

[Phoenix Dark]

andrex i want to cave your face in with a rock

No need to rush to rash actions, he'll come around. Just wait a decade, at which point a CK video will finally load on Andrex's WiiU and he'll recognize what we knew long ago.

[Broseidon]

I've never really watched any louis stuff but the small clips of him I've seen aren't very funny. Plus Eggman has ruined him forever for me.

[Momo]

I've never really watched any louis stuff but the small clips of him I've seen aren't very funny. Plus Eggman has ruined him forever for me.

This.

[Steve Youngblood]

I've never really watched any louis stuff but the small clips of him I've seen aren't very funny. Plus Eggman has ruined him forever for me.

I think if you sat down and watched an entire special, you'd laugh. However, I won't discount that the internet -- Eggman in particular -- has probably ruined any potential for you. He's funny, but he'll never be as funny as people have led you to believe.

[etiolate]

Louis is good.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45377026&postcount=169

Does anyone know if this guy's not a native english speaker? If I ask and he's not then I'll be an ass.

[Trurl]

A blisteringly unfunny comedian that edgy try-hards love?

  StealthFan

I know of exactly one time when Hicks was funny. 

Louis CK isn't a revelatory comedian uncovering levels of comedy hitherto unknown or anything.  But he is a solid and competent stand-up. 

[nudemacusers]

I enjoy ck's show more than his standup, which is good also.

[parallax]

I've never really watched any louis stuff but the small clips of him I've seen aren't very funny. Plus Eggman has ruined him forever for me.

I can understand eggman ruining him. He does that.

[Momo]

Eddie Izzard is coming here on my birthday, ultimate success.

[thisismyusername]

Louis is good.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45377026&postcount=169

Does anyone know if this guy's not a native english speaker? If I ask and he's not then I'll be an ass.

He's a native English speaker, as far as I recall. But Jesus, I can't even parse that post into an understandable sentence.

Louis CK is also funny, but I wouldn't put him on the pedestal that the internet as done.

And really:

Plus Eggman has ruined him forever for me.

[CajoleJuice]

Louis CK is fucking great and his show is the closest thing to cinema on TV.

[Phoenix Dark]

still haven't seen the final 3-4 eps of the latest season ffuuu

[CajoleJuice]

still haven't seen the final 3-4 eps of the latest season ffuuu

and they are the best episodes of the season

[FStop7]

A blisteringly unfunny comedian that edgy try-hards love?

Come on, blisteringly unfunny?  He was cynical in a way that comes off as overdone now but at the time he and George Carlin were the ones other comedians were patterning themselves after.    He was really good at pointing out the little hypocrisies that people build themselves up on.  The drugs thing being one of them.

[Shadow Mod]

Hicks seems more observational to me than funny I dunno.

[StealthFan]

I'm a tool fan . Even when I was stoned out of my ass back in high school and heard the track he was on I thought he was a complete twat.

This fucking nap weather. I love the clouds and rain but I decided I needed a nap and two hours later I am groggier than shit and confused. MEH.

[Shadow Mod]

I'm a tool fan . Even when I was stoned out of my ass back in high school and heard the track he was on I thought he was a complete twat.

This fucking nap weather. I love the clouds and rain but I decided I needed a nap and two hours later I am groggier than shit and confused. MEH.

Winter is basically slumber mode for me.

[Tasty]

Yesterday for me:

- Get home from afternoon dentists visit at 5pm
- Sleep because I had 4 hours of sleep the night before
- Wake up at 2am because I can't sleep a whole night if I fall asleep before 10pm cause my body's stupid
- Go back to sleep at 6am, just in time to get 2 hours of sleep before work and feel groggy as hell

I usually try to stay up until at least 10pm but then I get my second wind and end up staying up until like 3am every time. Like, right now (though it's 2am.)

[StealthFan]

Yeah I wish I could sleep whenever the fuck I wanted. My body doesn't have any of it and I wake up an hour later thinking I slept eight. Pisses me off.

[Momo]

People who complain about Tool fans are lucky.

What's wrong with Tool fans? 

I'm a Tool fan.

As am I, but we have to admit our brethren can be rather obnoxious when discussing Tool.

@slumbertalk Summer I sleep all day, the fucking sun is too hot.

[Fifstar]

I usually try to stay up until at least 10pm but then I get my second wind and end up staying up until like 3am every time. Like, right now (though it's 2am.)

Get off the pc/tv/android 1 hour before you go to bed and this will probably happen a lot less.

[StealthFan]

does anyone here have a poor enough diet/genetics to have acid reflux? That shit is awful.

[Risible]

Lore seems to be realizing that if you don't ban someone, you can bat them around a bit while the crowd cheers.  Which is exactly what he's doing right now.  Doesn't really look good on the guy, but hey, at least he isn't fat anymore!  WHY WON'T THE LADIES COME?!

I was amazed I didn't get banned.

I stopped replying to him after seeing the mental gymnastics he was doing trying to justify his opinions.  At the end of the day I'm a happily married man with three great kids and a great social life.  Evilore, I suspect, not so much .

[Don Flamenco]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45382947&postcount=178


 

i lost it at "comic-con may be this generation's woodstock"

[archie4208]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45387847&postcount=306

This post made me rage, and I'm not a Nintendo fan.

I think the smug attitude of the neckbeard stroking his chin in victory was my tipping point.

[Momo]

why people care enough about bronies to write more than two sentences boggles my mind

[ToxicAdam]

There's nothing more eye-rolling than when people try to define generations of people in America. There is so much diversity among people (their thoughts, needs, actions) that it's ridiculous to pretend like you can put them all in one box.

 All you are doing is regurgitating media you have consumed over your lifetime and attempting to put it into a narrative. You don't know what baby boomers are like ... just what popular culture has told you.

why people care enough about bronies to write more than two sentences boggles my mind

They are the new 'fegs'.

Political correctness can't change humanity. That negative energy just gets channeled into a new group to hate.

[Shaka Khan]

i lost it at "comic-con may be this generation's woodstock"

[Risible]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45387847&postcount=306

This post made me rage, and I'm not a Nintendo fan.

I think the smug attitude of the neckbeard stroking his chin in victory was my tipping point.

How about you buy some cheaper coffee instead of your hazlenut bulllshit and save that money to buy your mom a nice present you basement dweller.