Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 6302068 times)

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #34740 on:** December 21, 2012, 12:40:00 AM »

6 and 7 and 8 and BUNCH!

king of the internet · « **Reply #34741 on:** December 21, 2012, 12:48:07 AM »

I've got nothing against Opiate he's weird, but at least he's genuine. That Squiddy fool just comes off like he's insincerely trying to appeal to authority or the dominant opinion in a thread but like as an alien or cyborg trying to blend in.

tiesto · « **Reply #34742 on:** December 21, 2012, 01:00:48 AM »

I'm not really into big asses but it kinda comes with the territory of liking Polish women. I have a big ass myself though lol.

king of the internet · « **Reply #34743 on:** December 21, 2012, 01:05:21 AM »

Quote from: tiesto on December 21, 2012, 01:00:48 AM

I'm not really into big asses but it kinda comes with the territory of liking Polish women. I have a big ass myself though lol.

pics please

etiolate · « **Reply #34744 on:** December 21, 2012, 01:39:48 AM »

I guess Juice talk was this thread's last gasp of air.

Himu · « **Reply #34745 on:** December 21, 2012, 01:42:08 AM »

I have been sober on juice for a few months. I almost relapsed the other day.

Robo · « **Reply #34746 on:** December 21, 2012, 01:42:52 AM »

I keep forgetting not to drink juice right before I go to bed. I end up lying there with my god damn restless legs kicking at nothing for the better part of an hour.

Momo · « **Reply #34747 on:** December 21, 2012, 01:45:51 AM »

Quote from: king of the internet on December 21, 2012, 01:05:21 AM

Quote from: tiesto on December 21, 2012, 01:00:48 AM
I'm not really into big asses but it kinda comes with the territory of liking Polish women. I have a big ass myself though lol.

pics please

Of the polish women pls.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #34748 on:** December 21, 2012, 02:19:14 AM »

Quote from: Eschaton on December 21, 2012, 02:07:31 AM

shape > size

no frank ocean

tiesto · « **Reply #34749 on:** December 21, 2012, 03:00:59 AM »

Met up with a girl for drinks today and then she went to the bathroom, leaving the drink right in front of me. Normally I wouldn't even have noticed something like that but after the GAF thread I was looking.

Unfortunately, girl was a smoker (didn't mention it on her profile!) so it's a no-go for me. I'm allergic

pilonv1 · « **Reply #34750 on:** December 21, 2012, 03:18:03 AM »

Quote from: tiesto on December 21, 2012, 03:00:59 AM

I'm allergic

To cancer or death?

Himu · « **Reply #34751 on:** December 21, 2012, 03:19:17 AM »

Quote from: Eschaton on December 21, 2012, 02:07:31 AM

shape > size

yup

Momo · « **Reply #34752 on:** December 21, 2012, 03:31:34 AM »

Quote from: tiesto on December 21, 2012, 03:00:59 AM

Met up with a girl for drinks today and then she went to the bathroom, leaving the drink right in front of me. Normally I wouldn't even have noticed something like that but after the GAF thread I was looking.

Unfortunately, girl was a smoker (didn't mention it on her profile!) so it's a no-go for me. I'm allergic

If you were a nice guy you would have palmed her drink for her

Tasty · « **Reply #34753 on:** December 21, 2012, 04:35:27 AM »

Quote from: Momo on December 21, 2012, 03:31:34 AM

Quote from: tiesto on December 21, 2012, 03:00:59 AM
Met up with a girl for drinks today and then she went to the bathroom, leaving the drink right in front of me. Normally I wouldn't even have noticed something like that but after the GAF thread I was looking.

Unfortunately, girl was a smoker (didn't mention it on her profile!) so it's a no-go for me. I'm allergic
If you were a nice guy you would have palmed her drink for her

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #34754 on:** December 21, 2012, 06:39:43 AM »

SquiddyBiscuit's posts are often pure shit but because he doesn't break any rules in the TOS, he isn't likely to get banned anytime soon.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #34755 on:** December 21, 2012, 08:39:29 AM »

Quote from: tiesto on December 21, 2012, 03:00:59 AM

Met up with a girl for drinks today and then she went to the bathroom, leaving the drink right in front of me. Normally I wouldn't even have noticed something like that but after the GAF thread I was looking.

Unfortunately, girl was a smoker (didn't mention it on her profile!) so it's a no-go for me. I'm allergic

I would have palmed her drink for her while she was in the bathroom. It's the right thing to do. Then let her catch you. Then tell her you were palming her drink so no one could put roofies in it. Then you'll never get a call back = problem solved!

FStop7 · « **Reply #34756 on:** December 21, 2012, 09:51:32 AM »

Quote from: tiesto on December 21, 2012, 03:00:59 AM

Met up with a girl for drinks today and then she went to the bathroom, leaving the drink right in front of me. Normally I wouldn't even have noticed something like that but after the GAF thread I was looking.

Unfortunately, girl was a smoker (didn't mention it on her profile!) so it's a no-go for me. I'm allergic

shoulda swizzled it with your donger

nudemacusers · « **Reply #34757 on:** December 21, 2012, 11:28:30 AM »

Quote from: tiesto on December 21, 2012, 03:00:59 AM

Met up with a girl for drinks today and then she went to the bathroom, leaving the drink right in front of me. Normally I wouldn't even have noticed something like that but after the GAF thread I was looking.

Unfortunately, girl was a smoker (didn't mention it on her profile!) so it's a no-go for me. I'm allergic

spike her drink with nicorette. everyone wins.

headwalk · « **Reply #34758 on:** December 21, 2012, 12:12:19 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on December 21, 2012, 03:00:59 AM

Met up with a girl for drinks today and then she went to the bathroom, leaving the drink right in front of me. Normally I wouldn't even have noticed something like that but after the GAF thread I was looking.

it was an invitation.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #34759 on:** December 21, 2012, 12:21:28 PM »

Quote from: macuser3of5 on December 21, 2012, 11:28:30 AM

Quote from: tiesto on December 21, 2012, 03:00:59 AM
Met up with a girl for drinks today and then she went to the bathroom, leaving the drink right in front of me. Normally I wouldn't even have noticed something like that but after the GAF thread I was looking.

Unfortunately, girl was a smoker (didn't mention it on her profile!) so it's a no-go for me. I'm allergic
spike her drink with nicorette. everyone wins.

See, there's always a better solution out there.

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #34760 on:** December 21, 2012, 05:05:23 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on December 20, 2012, 10:30:48 PM

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on December 20, 2012, 10:25:24 PM
Quote from: The Wrath Of Drugula on December 20, 2012, 10:19:29 PM
Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on December 20, 2012, 10:18:41 PM
In some thread he implied that drugs make you discuss raping infants.

Is that weird?

I dunno, he just said how that Lost Prophets guy probably got coked up and that seems like something weird someone would say. I just thought, do you really think that getting high leads to that shit?

Maybe if you're a paedo like the lostprohets dude you might let it out. A normal person? Probably not.

I basically didn't want to watch Pontypool because I thought it'd be about welsh paedophiles. It was actually a really smart film..........but this news just reinforces my thoughts about the Welsh.

You can do drugs too I suppose, but whatever seed there was of a kiddy fiddling prob. in his head ir wasn't like a insta-paedo kwik meal or something.

StealthFan · « **Reply #34761 on:** December 21, 2012, 05:43:08 PM »

I watched Pontypool two days ago. It starts far better than it finishes.

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #34762 on:** December 21, 2012, 06:01:30 PM »

The title sequence is the best bit.

king of the internet · « **Reply #34763 on:** December 22, 2012, 12:46:10 AM »

Quote from: Eschaton on December 22, 2012, 12:40:59 AM

used to like this guy but he seems like an overbearing cunt nowadays

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45657593&postcount=115

yeah, he's gotten pretty annoying.

StealthFan · « **Reply #34764 on:** December 22, 2012, 12:51:07 AM »

Always hated that taco.

Momo · « **Reply #34765 on:** December 22, 2012, 01:37:12 AM »

the avatar change turned him into a monster

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #34766 on:** December 22, 2012, 02:33:52 AM »

Quote from: Eschaton on December 22, 2012, 12:40:59 AM

used to like this guy but he seems like an overbearing cunt nowadays

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45657593&postcount=115

Haha, I had the exact same thought a couple days ago after he replied to a post I made in the recent Dark Souls thread. He recently took it upon himself to snarkily "evaluate" posts of disgruntled fans in DS2 threads, which is just as bad/disruptive not to mention annoyingly meta. I'm starting to wish they didn't reverse his perma lol.

StealthFan · « **Reply #34767 on:** December 22, 2012, 02:41:06 AM »

wait this is the fagola with the road to el dorado avatar right?

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #34768 on:** December 22, 2012, 04:13:13 AM »

I don't like the current title of this thread; it paints an accurate picture of how invested we are in GAF. Can we change it to something that feigns disinterest?

Quote from: Eschaton on December 22, 2012, 03:04:18 AM

His friend with the other one was OK too.

Technomacer is a much better poster on both gaming and OT. To be honest, I don't know much about Orayn but I thought he was ok by mere association.

StealthFan · « **Reply #34769 on:** December 22, 2012, 05:18:43 AM »

Is Technomancer the cat that had the Strange Days avatar (Raph Fiennes)? Dude sent me a PM after I made my homeless thread offering me money. I declined, which I later came to regret. Dude is bro tier. Another guy offered me money but I don't remember his name

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #34770 on:** December 22, 2012, 06:53:13 AM »

Orayn has always been a loser. Hope this helps.

Quote from: Shaka Khan on December 22, 2012, 04:13:13 AM

I don't like the current title of this thread; it paints an accurate picture of how invested we are in GAF. Can we change it to something that feigns disinterest?

You all voted Himuro in as an Icon. Accept some responsibility.

Cascade · « **Reply #34771 on:** December 22, 2012, 08:05:10 AM »

Quote from: StealthFan on December 22, 2012, 05:18:43 AM

Is Technomancer the cat that had the Strange Days avatar (Raph Fiennes)? Dude sent me a PM after I made my homeless thread offering me money. I declined, which I later came to regret. Dude is bro tier. Another guy offered me money but I don't remember his name

You're James Woods?

StealthFan · « **Reply #34772 on:** December 22, 2012, 08:53:01 AM »

Quote from: Cascade on December 22, 2012, 08:05:10 AM

Quote from: StealthFan on December 22, 2012, 05:18:43 AM
Is Technomancer the cat that had the Strange Days avatar (Raph Fiennes)? Dude sent me a PM after I made my homeless thread offering me money. I declined, which I later came to regret. Dude is bro tier. Another guy offered me money but I don't remember his name
You're James Woods?

Yes. I'd ask the mods to change my name but I figure it would be a waste of time.

king of the internet · « **Reply #34773 on:** December 22, 2012, 09:52:27 AM »

Quote from: StealthFan on December 22, 2012, 05:18:43 AM

Is Technomancer the cat that had the Strange Days avatar (Raph Fiennes)? Dude sent me a PM after I made my homeless thread offering me money. I declined, which I later came to regret. Dude is bro tier. Another guy offered me money but I don't remember his name

That's not Technomancer, that's Neuromancer. Both are quality dudes, though.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #34774 on:** December 22, 2012, 09:57:04 AM »

posting on page 777 for good luck

Momo · « **Reply #34775 on:** December 22, 2012, 10:05:05 AM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on December 22, 2012, 04:13:13 AM

I don't like the current title of this thread; it paints an accurate picture of how invested we are in GAF. Can we change it to something that feigns disinterest?

mods help

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #34776 on:** December 22, 2012, 10:34:10 AM »

The Official thread of the NeoGAF Psychological Analysis Association

Momo · « **Reply #34777 on:** December 22, 2012, 10:42:45 AM »

The Official thread of lol at NeoTENDO and other inane subhuman opinions : Palming of juice is bad form

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #34778 on:** December 22, 2012, 11:03:00 AM »

who roofied Laura PALMer

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #34779 on:** December 22, 2012, 11:22:02 AM »

Himu · « **Reply #34780 on:** December 22, 2012, 12:51:00 PM »

Fine. Fixed it. Bitch.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #34781 on:** December 22, 2012, 12:57:38 PM »

This thread is more pathetic than anything I see on GAF

Himu · « **Reply #34782 on:** December 22, 2012, 12:59:05 PM »

So you agree juice > gaf, beatles > gaf, and beetlejuice > gaf?

Vertigo · « **Reply #34783 on:** December 22, 2012, 01:01:09 PM »

Quote from: Eschaton on December 22, 2012, 12:40:59 AM

used to like this guy but he seems like an overbearing cunt nowadays

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45657593&postcount=115

He even looks annoying

From that nice guys of OKCupid thread he posted his profile

Momo · « **Reply #34784 on:** December 22, 2012, 01:02:19 PM »

juice > beetlejuice >>>> beatles >x5000 GAF

Himu · « **Reply #34785 on:** December 22, 2012, 01:03:20 PM »

the beatles = juice > beetlejuice > gaf

Himu · « **Reply #34786 on:** December 22, 2012, 01:07:01 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on December 22, 2012, 04:13:13 AM

I don't like the current title of this thread; it paints an accurate picture of how invested we are in GAF. Can we change it to something that feigns disinterest?

Quote from: Eschaton on December 22, 2012, 03:04:18 AM
His friend with the other one was OK too.

Technomacer is a much better poster on both gaming and OT. To be honest, I don't know much about Orayn but I thought he was ok by mere association.

I still don't see the big deal. If you guys are so willing to make fun of gaffer misogynists and virgins in this thread, why not in the thread title? Seems a bit of a cop out, don't you think? If you're so willing to make sweeping judgments in this thread, why can't I edit the thread title to reflect the content of the thread? No matter what you do, you still have a 863 page about another forum. So your plea is nonsensical, but I did it anyways because I love you.

I certainly don't wanna hear this shit the next time you post a link of some dude being a gay/woman hater or The Experiment going on a tirade about gaffers being "seldomlaids" but are unwilling to advertise as such in the goddamn thread title. You might as well keep the thread title honest rather than appeal to double standards if only for the sake of brevity.

king of the internet · « **Reply #34787 on:** December 22, 2012, 01:43:23 PM »

I think he was joking though.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #34788 on:** December 22, 2012, 01:52:38 PM »

I just think that "gaffer" and "misogynist" and "seldomlaid" and "virgin" is kind of redundant. I think it's the biggest collection of emotionally stunted manchildren other than 4chan and Reddit, which just so happens to be where GAF gets most of its new users from. It's why I keep coming here to this thread, the entertainment value is just too high.

Momo · « **Reply #34789 on:** December 22, 2012, 01:59:31 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on December 22, 2012, 01:03:20 PM

the beatles = juice > beetlejuice > gaf

subhuman opinion right here. Juice is king obviously.

Himu · « **Reply #34790 on:** December 22, 2012, 02:08:44 PM »

Quote from: Momo on December 22, 2012, 01:59:31 PM

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on December 22, 2012, 01:03:20 PM
the beatles = juice > beetlejuice > gaf
subhuman opinion right here. Juice is king obviously.

Beatles ON the juice.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #34791 on:** December 22, 2012, 02:52:00 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 22, 2012, 12:57:38 PM

This thread is more pathetic than anything I see on GAF

.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #34792 on:** December 22, 2012, 03:33:02 PM »

It breaks my heart that a new member knows me better than you do, Himu.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #34793 on:** December 22, 2012, 03:36:52 PM »

Quote from: Don Flamenco on December 16, 2012, 09:03:38 AM

if someone asked "what is the internet?" I'd link them to this thread:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=503871

--I had a mcrib and enjoyed it
--no you didn't, that's marketing
--it's so overrated
--i'm with you OP, fuck the haters!
--but it's made of bleached poop mixed with TVP
--Why have that when you can have: pic of real bbq ribs with white bread and weak-looking beer
---white bread? Really? REALLLYYY?
---That beer looks terrible.
---Why is there sauce on those ribs, meat should taste good without sauce or tossed in the trash
---those fries look terrible
---I'm with you man, fuck the haters!
---Guy posts updated pic with better looking beer
---man, that white bread still looks terrible. I don't like the fries either.
---Guy posts updated pic with better bread and fries.
---Why have that when you can have: pic of upscale restaurant food. Obvious joke when poster calls everyone stupid for eating mcribs instead of upscale food.
---That food looks terrible, give me a mcrib any day!
---Way to show off how rich you are
---Guys, he's obviously joking
---But he shouldn't have made the joke, it was really a poorly delivered joke. The kind of joke that makes you think comedy is a dead art form.
--You guys ever see what's in McNuggets? million year old pic of pink slime.
---I just literally vomited all over myself and on my cat.
---They don't use that anymore.
---how can anyone eat mcdonalds ever
---Pic of McRib without the sauce. This is what you're putting in your body! You're going to die!
---OMG that's what it looks like? Holy shit, i'm never eating one again.
---You know, in Germany you can get McRibs all year round. "Land of the Free" indeed.
---McDonalds is literally pieces of Hitler and his Nazi army chopped up and served as food. But Burger King is really high quality stuff. You can tell from the grill marks.
---The grill marks are fake, you're living a lie. Everything is fake. Signs pointing to signs. Why are we alive...
---I'm with you, fuck the haters!
---Why do people eat at mcdonalds? you can cook at home for the same price and it's like 1000x better.
---Wow, people really eat at McDonalds? I'm literally shocked and I also literally vomited out of disgust. I thought it was just some ironic reminder to eat healthy food and run every day, like I do.
---Repeat for 10 pages.