The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[Shadow Mod]

I warned you pages ago. What we consider innocuous or just telling the truth is grounds for a ban now.

[Tasty]

You have been banned for the following reason:
Aguirre is a user, not a meme.

... This is the dumbest thing I have ever read. I guess I won't make jokes about jokes anymore, or post outside community threads. Lesson learned etc

This is literally the dumbest rule on any forum I've participated in, lol.

[etiolate]

You have been banned for the following reason:
Aguirre is a user, not a meme.

... This is the dumbest thing I have ever read. I guess I won't make jokes about jokes anymore, or post outside community threads. Lesson learned etc

what the fuck

[Shadow Mod]

Some mod is basically white knighting for a fucking joke character. And I rarely use that term but oh well.

[nudemacusers]

I scrolled back though the thread... He isn't the only one... Guess its not a thread to tread lightly into heh.

[DCharlieJP]

You have been banned for the following reason:
Aguirre is a user, not a meme.

... This is the dumbest thing I have ever read. I guess I won't make jokes about jokes anymore, or post outside community threads. Lesson learned etc

This is literally the dumbest rule on any forum I've participated in, lol.

yeah - this is probably the dumbest ban message i've seen yet. Would be interested to know which Chod it was.

[thisismyusername]

... This is the dumbest thing I have ever read. I guess I won't make jokes about jokes anymore, or post outside community threads. Lesson learned etc

Considering they're trying to kill "megathreads," I don't think "community" threads have long for the world because "OMG THEY EXCLUDE NEW USERS! WE CAN'T HAVE THAT!"

[Atramental]

I think ThoseDeafMutes wants to enter Aguirre's "uguu chute".

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Holy shit

Oh well, not the first time.  Serafitia (later Verboten) was a blatant female joke character that ran around loose for years.  Calling him/her out often got dealt with as well.

It seems like a lot of these bans, as well as protecting that pedophile for days before banning, it's pretty clear that the future of NeoGAF is to try to make it a hugbox (credit to StealthFan) where you don't have any meanies who try to call you anything other than the special little snowflake that you are

[nudemacusers]

... This is the dumbest thing I have ever read. I guess I won't make jokes about jokes anymore, or post outside community threads. Lesson learned etc

Considering they're trying to kill "megathreads," I don't think "community" threads have long for the world because "OMG THEY EXCLUDE NEW USERS! WE CAN'T HAVE THAT!"

Hah well 90% of my posts are drunk thread, Seattle-gaf, and manshion (so gay). As long as those stay I'm gtg. Other than that ehhhhh

[parallax]

They already fucked over black culture thread once. I wouldn't be shocked if it happened again.

[nudemacusers]

They already fucked over black culture thread once. I wouldn't be shocked if it happened again.

What happened there? Or do you mean that whole people with skin stupidity.

[Shadow Mod]

i thought it was the basketball thread that got thrown into the pits ov hell

There were some threads for minorities that all got merged into one and the thread was titled People with Skin. The original Black Culture thread was named the Barbershop. Also I don't think HispaniGAF has had a real thread since either.

Also knew it.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46682148&postcount=15142

[Shaka Khan]

God knows I'm not above silly internet obsessions, but I still can't believe how many people are willing to dedicate this much time and energy discussing characters with a schtick as inane as Aguirre's (a he pretending to be a she!). Not even the bore is safe.

Why do such characters deserve this much attention? is there something more stimulating to them than meets the eye? or are we merely *that* bored? (I rarely post in the OT so I don't know)

You may also add blamespace and Eggman to this list.

[nudemacusers]

I have no idea

[StealthFan]

i thought it was the basketball thread that got thrown into the pits ov hell

There were some threads for minorities that all got merged into one and the thread was titled People with Skin. The original Black Culture thread was named the Barbershop. Also I don't think HispaniGAF has had a real thread since either.

Also knew it.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46682148&postcount=15142

The higher ups calling the commoners peasants doesn't work on GAF. SA has the same tack but the difference in content is insane. Nobody should put up with that shit any of these feggits. Lore should kiss everyone's ass that posts and gives him ad revenue.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

God knows I'm not above silly internet obsessions, but I still can't believe how many people are willing to dedicate this much time and energy discussing characters with a schtick as inane as Aguirre's (a he pretending to be a she!). Not even the bore is safe.

Why do such characters deserve this much attention? is there something more stimulating to them than meets the eye? or are we merely *that* bored? (I rarely post in the OT so I don't know)

You may also add blamespace and Eggman to this list.

I don't know, I just like hating things that suck.  That and I used to like GAF back in the day but left because of threadshitter joke/troll/contrarian characters like Eggman, blame space, and Aguirre who were ruining discussions.

[Shadow Mod]

The higher ups calling the commoners peasants doesn't work on GAF. SA has the same tack but the difference in content is insane. Nobody should put up with that shit any of these feggits. Lore should kiss everyone's ass that posts and gives him ad revenue.

He's a fucking asshole so it's not out of character.

[thisismyusername]

thosedeafmutes should have just stayed a poster, that post reads terribly

Yeah, he never should've been modded in the first place.

I dunno what is up with the megathread stomping they've been doing today but it's really stupid. If newbies are that intimidated by large threads... I dunno what to tell them.

[Shaka Khan]

Stump looks like a cheerful bear/Canadian-lumberjack. I'm pleasantly surprised.

[Momo]

I don't get why in the funny pic thread you are not allowed to say "hey guy that pic isn't funny". Since when is positive reinforcement the only commentary allowed? No one will ever learn anything that way.

[Himu]

Stump looks handsome and normal.

[nudemacusers]

I don't get why in the funny pic thread you are not allowed to say "hey guy that pic isn't funny". Since when is positive reinforcement the only commentary allowed? No one will ever learn anything that way.

Probably cuz all the cute anime pics wouldn't make the cut

[king of the internet]

i thought it was the basketball thread that got thrown into the pits ov hell

Also knew it.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46682148&postcount=15142

I swear this guy's dorky mug is in every thread now. He was alright as a regular poster but the whole mod thing seems to have gone to his head. The funny pics thread does suck but those were some shit bans.

[nudemacusers]

i always find it funny when gaffers see pics of other gaffers and are like "(Image removed from quote.) oh they aren't a 300lb loser"

My favorite is "like anyone on gaf would know about $topic" or "gaf is the last place I'd ask". Uh we aren't all obsessed with vidyagamez bro.

[Pringo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=509219

Boogie, explain.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

No attractive woman is going to show up to participate, especially when they have more appealing options elsewhere.  So it's going to be a bunch of dudes and women that men do not want to have an orgy with.

[nudemacusers]

I've been to the wet spot in Seattle (basically a club for swinging and fucking in the open) for lulz........


Not going back. Ever.

[Shadow Mod]

The people they always show for some kind of fetish are really just "ewwww."

[Flannel Boy]

Boogie will be there with taser in hand. Kinky mother fucker.

[Flannel Boy]

Stump looks like a cheerful bear/Canadian-lumberjack. I'm pleasantly surprised.

I've grown my beard back. 

[nudemacusers]

Boogie will be there with taser in hand. Kinky mother fucker.

I had a friend borrow my taser once (it wasn't a particularly strong one but it hurt like a motherfucker). Didn't really ask what he was gonna do with it, figured he would prank his brother etc. a couple days later he pulls me aside and tells me how him and his girl had crazy bondage flogging sex and zapped each other with it all over. And, I mean... All over, even the bathing suit area, and apparently inside her lips.... He showed me all the welts on his arm, back, and legs as he's telling me this. I told him merry Christmas, and said he could keep it. It was may.

[demi]

Stump looks like a cheerful bear/Canadian-lumberjack. I'm pleasantly surprised.

He def needs to eat a few more cheeseburgers. I could see age catching up to him.

[demi]

Maybe

[MIMIC]

at least its not rally's

What's wrong with rally's?

Any restaurant that is open 'til 4am is fine in my book!

[parallax]

at least its not rally's

What's wrong with rally's?

Any restaurant that is open 'til 4am is fine in my book!

Damn, rally's is open til 4am?

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

rally's fries are the bomb. I've only ever ordered fries and their chicken sandwiches tho.

[MIMIC]

Damn, rally's is open til 4am?

3am Sunday-Thursday
4am Friday-Saturday, IIRC

[pickle]

Boogie will be there with taser in hand. Kinky mother fucker.

I had a friend borrow my taser once (it wasn't a particularly strong one but it hurt like a motherfucker). Didn't really ask what he was gonna do with it, figured he would prank his brother etc. a couple days later he pulls me aside and tells me how him and his girl had crazy bondage flogging sex and zapped each other with it all over. And, I mean... All over, even the bathing suit area, and apparently inside her lips.... He showed me all the welts on his arm, back, and legs as he's telling me this. I told him merry Christmas, and said he could keep it. It was may.

I need to get a taser.

[etiolate]

I don't get why in the funny pic thread you are not allowed to say "hey guy that pic isn't funny". Since when is positive reinforcement the only commentary allowed? No one will ever learn anything that way.

because Gen Y

[brawndolicious]

Funny is a subjective thing. May as well just ignore the shitty pictures rather than have a bitchfest with people taking sides each time.

I mean I think the whole idea if a funny/inspiring pics thread in a discussion forum is a bad idea.

[etiolate]

Isn't the thing though that the Aguiire clique was all about posting non-funny pictures to get a rise out of folks? I don't think it ever was about "people find different things funny".

[Momo]

I think they were spamming the same pic over and over

[demi]

Maybe

what kinda fat? like a chris farley fat ? old mike tyson fat? mickey rourke bloated fat?

A nice husky build.

[Junpei the Tracer!]

I didn't want to join the bitching about GAF posters but Femmeworth is the shittiest shit poster ever. All she does is bitch bitch bitch, I can't fucking stand her.

[MCD]

invite her to the bore and tear her a new hole

[Steve Contra]

I can just imagine getting hired and then being told "here's your new project: Barbie Horse Adventures 2."

I can

[Broseidon]

I didn't want to join the bitching about GAF posters but Femmeworth is the shittiest shit poster ever. All she does is bitch bitch bitch, I can't fucking stand her.

There's someone in my IRC who calls her Femmeworthless

[Himu]

Who is Forsete and why is he an idiot

[FStop7]

You have been banned for the following reason:
Aguirre is a user, not a meme.

... This is the dumbest thing I have ever read. I guess I won't make jokes about jokes anymore, or post outside community threads. Lesson learned etc

This from the same place that spent weeks on Timedog v. Blame Space blah blah etc.

The inconsistency of GAF moderation is pretty annoying.  I guess.  Amazing how time off from a place leaves me caring less and less about it.

[Shadow Mod]

Isn't the thing though that the Aguiire clique was all about posting non-funny pictures to get a rise out of folks? I don't think it ever was about "people find different things funny".

They spammed this.



Over and over. Some guy even posted it a hundred times and got a ban.

[Steve Youngblood]

Isn't the thing though that the Aguiire clique was all about posting non-funny pictures to get a rise out of folks? I don't think it ever was about "people find different things funny".

They spammed this.

(Image removed from quote.)

Over and over. Some guy even posted it a hundred times and got a ban.

I don't get it. And I mean that not in the sense that I don't understand the intended humor of the photo, but in the sense of wondering what the meta-joke was behind spamming the image? I don't read the funny pics thread. Why did it become a thing to keep posting that particular image?

[Shadow Mod]

Because they were smitten.

[brob]

u jelly. people simping for aguirre is funny as shit.

[Atramental]

Hoards of horny, nerdy guys will do anything for an animu loving, "innocent virgin" girl just so that they might one day have a glimpse of her pantsu.

[Steve Youngblood]

Hoards of horny, nerdy guys will do anything for an animu loving, "innocent virgin" girl just so that they might one day have a glimpse of her pantsu.

So, the key to endearing myself to her is liking that stupid picture? God, internet courtship blows.

[Shadow Mod]

u jelly. people simping for aguirre is funny as shit.

>:v anyone could do "her" schtick. ;0.

So, the key to endearing myself to her is liking that stupid picture? God, internet courtship blows.

No, they just made that shit up. I don't think anyone actually endeared themselves to her just made themselves look foolish.

I mean she got game.

[Joe Molotov]

u-u-uguu~

[Shadow Mod]

u-u-uguu~

:> (^_( 0_0)

[Great Rumbler]

S-Stop picking on Aguiire-chan, you bakas!