Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 3486823 times)

Trent Dole · « **Reply #5640 on:** July 26, 2011, 06:14:21 PM »

Vag is awesome but sometimes you're just in the mood for oral.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5641 on:** July 26, 2011, 06:45:35 PM »

I'd be perfectly fine with a relationship of side hugs and oral, not a fan of vag.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #5642 on:** July 26, 2011, 06:48:59 PM »

you just love playing the pathetic nerdlinger, don't you

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #5643 on:** July 26, 2011, 06:50:25 PM »

pretty sure it's a front

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #5644 on:** July 26, 2011, 06:51:46 PM »

I can't wait to find out that PD gets more pussy than anyone else here combined

spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5645 on:** July 26, 2011, 06:52:33 PM »

Glad Cheebs isn't here to expose me

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #5646 on:** July 26, 2011, 07:11:11 PM »

20% tip is the standard? Get the fuck out of here.

I usually tip well but if they're going to creep up the percentages, then I'm of the GAF opinion of fuck 'em. I don't usually eat out much anyway these days.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #5647 on:** July 26, 2011, 07:14:27 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 26, 2011, 06:52:33 PM

Glad Cheebs isn't here to expose me

I'm sure, but for another reason.

Boogie · « **Reply #5648 on:** July 26, 2011, 07:24:13 PM »

Quote from: The Experiment on July 26, 2011, 07:11:11 PM

20% tip is the standard? Get the fuck out of here.

I usually tip well but if they're going to creep up the percentages, then I'm of the GAF opinion of fuck 'em. I don't usually eat out much anyway these days.

I have quite literally never heard of the idea of a 20% tip being standard until this conversation.

15%.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #5649 on:** July 26, 2011, 07:28:56 PM »

For most restaurants, 18% to 20% is only the standard when your party is 6 or more. There are some "high class" places that automatically charge ~20% regardless of the party size.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #5650 on:** July 26, 2011, 07:52:44 PM »

Quote from: jarosh on July 26, 2011, 07:23:19 PM

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on July 26, 2011, 02:25:32 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on July 26, 2011, 01:46:42 PM
Quote from: Spencer on July 26, 2011, 12:48:21 PM
Quote from: Mr. Gundam on July 26, 2011, 12:41:57 AM
Quote from: BrandNew on July 26, 2011, 12:07:21 AM
I've always wondered how that feels for a girl. Has to be somewhat odd to make a faux-orifice out of your tits. Or maybe its sexy for them. Idk.

My wife offers to let me do it, but I always laugh incessantly at the thought of it.

It really is just kinda silly in my opinion.
I've done it. I felt weird and kinda stupid doing it. "How come I'm just not fucking her? It's easier and feels better"

Exactly.
are you guys out of your GODDAMNED MINDS! and i thought i was the gayest mofo up in this bitch. titty fucking is AMAZING. HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS SUCK

big tits
fucking big tits

You have one of the only worthwhile subjects to engage in such a manner. And the fact that she's into it? It sounds great, so fuck you. :-/

demi · « **Reply #5651 on:** July 26, 2011, 07:57:51 PM »

yeah i've tugged to some nice vids and it would be fun to do.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #5652 on:** July 26, 2011, 08:22:03 PM »

Doesn't jarosh have a "special" penis. He's implied he has trouble with insertion before I believe

demi · « **Reply #5653 on:** July 26, 2011, 08:40:32 PM »

Himu where you at

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=29610082&postcount=5537

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #5654 on:** July 26, 2011, 08:43:05 PM »

i am not paying 75

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #5655 on:** July 26, 2011, 08:46:28 PM »

Quote from: demi on July 26, 2011, 08:40:32 PM

Himu where you at

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=29610082&postcount=5537

$75 for a copy that looked like it spent the night in a dumpster? Come on.

demi · « **Reply #5656 on:** July 26, 2011, 08:54:31 PM »

sounds like poor people talk.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #5657 on:** July 26, 2011, 08:57:37 PM »

I had a Euro DC Shenmue 2, but I sold it because lol like I'm ever going to play that game again.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #5658 on:** July 26, 2011, 08:57:59 PM »

i already own shenmue 2 dc pal. I only really want to replace my first disc.

Oblivion · « **Reply #5659 on:** July 26, 2011, 09:51:34 PM »

Does Cloud have big tits, jarosh?

pilonv1 · « **Reply #5660 on:** July 26, 2011, 10:05:16 PM »

pics?

EDIT: ON A MATTER UNRELATED

I still have my Shenmue 2 PAL. In very good condition too.

You can have it for $500 Himu

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #5661 on:** July 26, 2011, 10:32:21 PM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on July 26, 2011, 10:05:16 PM

pics?

I still have my Shenmue 2 PAL. In very good condition too.

You can have it for $500 Himu

I thought you were offering your Shenmue 2 for a pic of Cloud's tits for a second there

pilonv1 · « **Reply #5662 on:** July 26, 2011, 10:40:49 PM »

I should have made that more clear, didn't want to sound like a creepy olimario

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #5663 on:** July 26, 2011, 10:50:18 PM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on July 26, 2011, 10:40:49 PM

I should have made that more clear, didn't want to sound like a creepy olimario

Yeah, you guys, pilonv1's not some creepy pervert who would trade videogames for nude pics of some guy's wife, but he would still like to check 'em out.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #5664 on:** July 26, 2011, 10:54:15 PM »

exactly

...

wait a minute $:-\$

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #5665 on:** July 26, 2011, 11:25:05 PM »

why would i want a copy of shenmue 2 dc pal disc 1 from a taco

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #5666 on:** July 26, 2011, 11:51:55 PM »

obviously cloud has big tits. has anyone seen her pics?

I'm not opposed to tittyfucking anyone, but no one I've been with has been into itw. The only girl with big enough boobs I've ever had sex with wasn't into it. So I'm jealous of cloud and jarosh

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #5667 on:** July 27, 2011, 12:50:01 AM »

I am opposed, as the alternative would be admitting to myself that the decisions I have made in my life thus far have been ALL WRONG

Wario64 · « **Reply #5668 on:** July 27, 2011, 01:54:18 AM »

Quote from: demi on July 26, 2011, 08:40:32 PM

Himu where you at

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=29610082&postcount=5537

$75 and in shit condition? lol

mine is mint condition but i ain't selling my copy

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #5669 on:** July 27, 2011, 02:29:33 AM »

Lots of people here have claimed to have big boobs but G is the only one to have ever backed it up with pics. Respek.

TEEEPO · « **Reply #5670 on:** July 27, 2011, 02:29:52 AM »

i've never been with a girl who had big tits

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #5671 on:** July 27, 2011, 02:34:51 AM »

Honestly, a big rack isn't all that. I've had a girlfriend with DDs or bigger (PD can verify). They're fun to play with at the beginning but then you just get desensitized after awhile. It's not like there aren't enough huge tits already on TV and the internet. Like I've said before, tight abs and fitness-model tone are far more impressive and rare than large racks.

Oblivion · « **Reply #5672 on:** July 27, 2011, 02:36:32 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on July 26, 2011, 11:51:55 PM

obviously cloud has big tits. has anyone seen her pics?

No?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5673 on:** July 27, 2011, 03:48:34 AM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on July 27, 2011, 02:34:51 AM

Honestly, a big rack isn't all that. I've had a girlfriend with DDs or bigger (PD can verify). They're fun to play with at the beginning but then you just get desensitized after awhile. It's not like there aren't enough huge tits already on TV and the internet. Like I've said before, tight abs and fitness-model tone are far more impressive and rare than large racks.

that chick had some big ole tittays. You ever ask her if she was into black men? Asking out right wouldn't work, but there are ways to insinuate your meaning enough for her to give you the answer. Like say, at a Lakers game and you ask her if she thinks Andrew Bynum is attractive. She says yes and you're like "yea he's not in the best shape, but he's well built. All his muscles must be big..." If her face gets red you know you got a BBC lover.

Dark black chicks can't blush though, so I test them by seeing if their hair frizzles at the visual mind nuggets I slyly provide.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #5674 on:** July 27, 2011, 05:33:52 AM »

the last two pages or so have been so embarrassing to read. ya'll should be ashamed of yourselves

Brehvolution · « **Reply #5675 on:** July 27, 2011, 09:04:10 AM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on July 27, 2011, 02:34:51 AM

Honestly, a big rack isn't all that. I've had a girlfriend with DDs or bigger (PD can verify). They're fun to play with at the beginning but then you just get desensitized after awhile. It's not like there aren't enough huge tits already on TV and the internet. Like I've said before, tight abs and fitness-model tone are far more impressive and rare than large racks.

Desensitized? NO way! I LOVE me some nice boobs.

Mupepe · « **Reply #5676 on:** July 27, 2011, 09:27:29 AM »

Big tits are fucking amazing now matter how you slice it. But titty fucking is unnecessary and the payoff is weak, Jarosh! Maybe I need a bigger dick. Probably. Oh well

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5677 on:** July 27, 2011, 09:27:53 AM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on July 27, 2011, 08:59:56 AM

it's called beeg ol titty juice

Which comes in two big ol' bags

And big titties are like throw pillows for dudes, they're awesome for when you want to place the pillow 'tween your legs to correct your spinal and hip placement but they just get in the way otherwise. Stop looking at my girls tits, stop itttttt.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #5678 on:** July 27, 2011, 09:29:19 AM »

this is the benefit of buying milk in bags, america.

adapt or die.

Trurl · « **Reply #5679 on:** July 27, 2011, 10:54:07 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=29622275#post29622275

I'm impressed. A Gaf thread is ignoring a troll.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #5680 on:** July 27, 2011, 11:02:48 AM »

Quote from: Trurl on July 27, 2011, 10:54:07 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=29622275#post29622275

I'm impressed. A Gaf thread is ignoring a troll.

It's a red letter day, for sure.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5681 on:** July 27, 2011, 11:11:51 AM »

Trying too hard

Brehvolution · « **Reply #5682 on:** July 27, 2011, 01:28:19 PM »

Is this pic where 2 of EB's emotes come from?
http://neogaf.net/forum/showpost.php?p=3571445&postcount=6783

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #5683 on:** July 27, 2011, 01:29:33 PM »

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #5684 on:** July 27, 2011, 02:22:08 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 27, 2011, 03:48:34 AM

Quote from: Smooth Groove on July 27, 2011, 02:34:51 AM
Honestly, a big rack isn't all that. I've had a girlfriend with DDs or bigger (PD can verify). They're fun to play with at the beginning but then you just get desensitized after awhile. It's not like there aren't enough huge tits already on TV and the internet. Like I've said before, tight abs and fitness-model tone are far more impressive and rare than large racks.

that chick had some big ole tittays. You ever ask her if she was into black men? Asking out right wouldn't work, but there are ways to insinuate your meaning enough for her to give you the answer. Like say, at a Lakers game and you ask her if she thinks Andrew Bynum is attractive. She says yes and you're like "yea he's not in the best shape, but he's well built. All his muscles must be big..." If her face gets red you know you got a BBC lover.

Dark black chicks can't blush though, so I test them by seeing if their hair frizzles at the visual mind nuggets I slyly provide.

I actually showed her monsters of cock the first time I went to her apartment. She was like OMG, that can't be real. I think she was intrigued when I told her it's all definitely real.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5685 on:** July 27, 2011, 02:28:51 PM »

I hope you guys didn't bang that night; you would have felt quite inadequate. Better yet, once you left I wonder if she searched for more BBC material. Hopefully you steer her towards good performers though, I don't think the world needs another Mr. Biggz fan

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #5686 on:** July 27, 2011, 02:35:05 PM »

I doubt she'd be a Biggz fan if she knew he gets more excited banging dudes.

MOC was mostly Ramon back then, whom some people don't even consider black. I'm pretty sure she's a size queen at heart. What bitch isn't?

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #5687 on:** July 27, 2011, 04:22:51 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on July 27, 2011, 01:28:19 PM

Is this pic where 2 of EB's emotes come from?
http://neogaf.net/forum/showpost.php?p=3571445&postcount=6783

It's amazing how you guys resisted making one out of the kid on the right.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #5688 on:** July 27, 2011, 04:27:54 PM »

they're originally from OA

ManaByte · « **Reply #5689 on:** July 27, 2011, 07:42:07 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=29627173&postcount=658

Poster banned for calling someone in the DA2 Steam thread "YOU FUCKING MENTAL distinguished mentally-challenged fellow". Mod changes his text to say "I DISAGREE WITH YOUR SENTIMENTS"

Still want to know what mod is so offended by the word distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #5690 on:** July 27, 2011, 07:47:33 PM »

probably the legit distinguished mentally-challenged one

lets just take a guess who that is

Tasty · « **Reply #5691 on:** July 27, 2011, 08:09:38 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on July 27, 2011, 07:47:33 PM

probably the legit distinguished mentally-challenged one

lets just take a guess who that is

Broseidon · « **Reply #5692 on:** July 27, 2011, 08:38:14 PM »

Y2Kev strikes me as someone who might have severe learning difficulties.

Maybe it's him?

pilonv1 · « **Reply #5693 on:** July 27, 2011, 08:39:42 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on July 27, 2011, 07:47:33 PM

probably the legit distinguished mentally-challenged one

lets just take a guess who that is

There's just one

Tasty · « **Reply #5694 on:** July 27, 2011, 08:46:21 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on July 27, 2011, 08:38:14 PM

Y2Kev strikes me as someone who might have severe learning difficulties.

Maybe it's him?

Nah, Kev is chill.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #5695 on:** July 27, 2011, 08:49:02 PM »

Kev doesn't strike me as someone who gives a shit about policing a DA2 thread.

Broseidon · « **Reply #5696 on:** July 27, 2011, 08:53:18 PM »

Hmm, maybe it's just been my experiences with him then. $:-\$

pilonv1 · « **Reply #5697 on:** July 27, 2011, 08:55:39 PM »

Kev should man up and post here to confirm that.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5698 on:** July 27, 2011, 11:08:45 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on July 27, 2011, 02:35:05 PM

I doubt she'd be a Biggz fan if she knew he gets more excited banging dudes.

MOC was mostly Ramon back then, whom some people don't even consider black. I'm pretty sure she's a size queen at heart. What bitch isn't?

Not a fan of Ramon. Or Diesel.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #5699 on:** July 28, 2011, 01:00:54 AM »

I find the use of the word "distinguished mentally-challenged fellow" extremely offensive, but that's just me.

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