Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 3486824 times)

benjipwns · « **Reply #5760 on:** July 30, 2011, 01:35:40 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=439061

what

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #5761 on:** July 30, 2011, 02:21:49 AM »

My only GAF ban was a 3-monther for "using the Holocaust as a comic prop".

lennedsay · « **Reply #5762 on:** July 30, 2011, 02:26:17 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=29655769&postcount=5266

Fistful's bat signal.

Oblivion · « **Reply #5763 on:** July 30, 2011, 02:52:34 AM »

Am I the only one that thinks Natalie Portman is immensely overrated?

lennedsay · « **Reply #5764 on:** July 30, 2011, 03:07:08 AM »

She's drinking a beer at a ball game in that pic, she pretend masturbated and allowed another girl to pretend eat her out on screen, and she participated in the Natalie Portman rap. She ranks pretty high on the awesome girl meter.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #5765 on:** July 30, 2011, 03:12:50 AM »

yeah, she's pretty awesome, smart and cute. hard to say no to that.

Oblivion · « **Reply #5766 on:** July 30, 2011, 03:14:36 AM »

Quote from: lennedsay on July 30, 2011, 03:07:08 AM

She's drinking a beer at a ball game in that pic, she pretend masturbated and allowed another girl to pretend eat her out on screen, and she participated in the Natalie Portman rap. She ranks pretty high on the awesome girl meter.

Yes, but I was specifically referring to her looks.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #5767 on:** July 30, 2011, 03:15:37 AM »

How is she overrated? She's cute, she's pretty. I think most guys would be lucky to land a woman like that.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #5768 on:** July 30, 2011, 05:55:25 AM »

She's really cute

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #5769 on:** July 30, 2011, 08:14:19 AM »

Overrated talent and looks, Portman has never done anything that's brought me to half mast.

Boogie · « **Reply #5770 on:** July 30, 2011, 08:37:25 AM »

Quote from: The Experiment on July 29, 2011, 10:45:07 PM

If you're a long time GAF member and you don't get a heavy handed ban for something insignificant, something is amiss.

10 years on GAF, never banned. What are you trying to say, EXP?

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #5771 on:** July 30, 2011, 08:40:25 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=29656177&postcount=5279

legacy still burns

Narag · « **Reply #5772 on:** July 30, 2011, 11:08:16 AM »

Best part is how all your portman megauploads still work.

lennedsay · « **Reply #5773 on:** July 30, 2011, 11:15:29 AM »

Quote from: Oblivion on July 30, 2011, 03:14:36 AM

Quote from: lennedsay on July 30, 2011, 03:07:08 AM
She's drinking a beer at a ball game in that pic, she pretend masturbated and allowed another girl to pretend eat her out on screen, and she participated in the Natalie Portman rap. She ranks pretty high on the awesome girl meter.

Yes, but I was specifically referring to her looks.

Oh. Well she's kinda like my skinny doppelgänger.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #5774 on:** July 30, 2011, 11:22:40 AM »

you're younger than 30 so you're actually her fatter doppelganger

lennedsay · « **Reply #5775 on:** July 30, 2011, 11:27:27 AM »

If she gets all chubby and a boob job, she'll be Jew-me and I'll be nonJew-her.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #5776 on:** July 30, 2011, 03:40:22 PM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on July 29, 2011, 07:25:18 PM

Quote from: Rebiak on July 29, 2011, 03:36:42 PM
Quote from: Shah Rukh Khan on July 29, 2011, 01:31:33 PM
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the most non weird dude here, is like, Kosma.
!
Your definition of normalcy must be quite skewed.

Yeah what the fuck, I'm the normallest.

U Jelly?

Emcee likes Nintendo too. Just sayin'

You misunderstand Lager, Kosma was dumb enough to major in a useless academia, practices stupid unsafe behavior and in general has no leg to stand on during a discussion 75% of the time. I don't like him. He did seem to be better socially adjusted than the majority here, which is the nicest thing I can say about him.

Philip Cardgage · « **Reply #5777 on:** July 31, 2011, 10:34:33 AM »

lol u jelly

iconoclast · « **Reply #5778 on:** July 31, 2011, 11:27:28 AM »

You can get banned for calling someone a "trap" on GAF now? (spoilers for a very recent game) http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=29726337&postcount=1714

If I rolled my eyes any harder I'd go blind.

magus · « **Reply #5779 on:** July 31, 2011, 01:44:53 PM »

the aeana reply is amusing... i mean this is the fucking internet,that's like the least offensive thing you are going to read on it... why the heck someone would find that offensive?

UNCALLED FOR!

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #5780 on:** July 31, 2011, 02:44:56 PM »

Quote from: Borys on July 31, 2011, 02:34:39 PM

Indian is offensive? Okay, how do you call them then? For sure not redskins?!?

edit: Native Americans

Canada: First Nations
US: Native Americans

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #5781 on:** July 31, 2011, 03:48:23 PM »

i remember when i was a kid things still weren't pc and they called sitting down "indian style" and we still did that "A BA BA BA BA BA BA BA" thing where you cover your mouth making howling noises.

Of course, since my grandma was about half native american, i never really took it to heart, it was just fun and games to me.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5782 on:** July 31, 2011, 04:23:48 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on July 31, 2011, 02:23:18 PM

It's offensive because it implies that transexuals are deliberately trying to deceive people in some kind of malicious way. As with most offensive and/or derogatory words, the actual offensiveness is not well understood by people who aren't members of the group.

Like, you'd probably scratch your head wondering why the word 'Indian' is offensive to natives, but if you yell that word in downtown Winnipeg I guarantee you would be murdered within ten minutes. Please understand, magus.

It doesn't suggest deliberate action at all. It suggests you're falling for something that isn't what it seems, like biting into a chocolate cookie only to realize it's actually a raisin cookie

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #5783 on:** July 31, 2011, 04:27:40 PM »

A trap is a deliberate action. A trap is done on purpose. By calling someone transsexual a trap, you've essentially devolved someone's entire life experience as a means of trapping frail minded males into thinking they're female just so they can sleep with them; it is vain and egotistical without one thought of the other party's feelings. When you consider the amount of transsexuals that are beaten, abused or even killed because of just being transsexual, it's pretty understandable, but that doesn't always make it right. In my opinion, if you're transsexual, you should tell the person before anything romantic (such as kissing) even happens to see if they're okay with it.

etiolate · « **Reply #5784 on:** July 31, 2011, 04:53:30 PM »

The trap here comes purely from the experience and reality of the unknowing side. It doesn't imply a deliberate action. Getting married too young is a "trap", but does not imply any deliberate action upon the other spouse. It is the situation that is the trap and both sides could have no intention for it to be so.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #5785 on:** July 31, 2011, 05:34:27 PM »

Its pretty clearcut, folks. No amount of semantical gymastics will change it has negative connotations.

Although transgendered is a moniker that doesn't exactly roll off the tongue. I imagine its best to just use their name. Tgs pronoun usage still trips me up. It should be simple shouldnt it.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #5786 on:** July 31, 2011, 07:04:03 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=439193

uh.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #5787 on:** July 31, 2011, 07:09:07 PM »

Quote

I am 35, and married.

lennedsay · « **Reply #5788 on:** July 31, 2011, 07:10:34 PM »

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on July 31, 2011, 07:04:03 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=439193

uh.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=29739122&postcount=38

My thoughts exactly.

Narag · « **Reply #5789 on:** July 31, 2011, 07:11:17 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on July 31, 2011, 06:09:56 PM

I can understand how shemale or trap can be seen as offensive, even though a lot of transgendered people use the term shemale with pride. But I never got why cheeseburger is offensive, same with jap or chinaman.

They've been used as perjoratives since the 40s and mid 1800s respectively iirc. It's hard to shake the negativity after it has had so many years to build up.

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on July 31, 2011, 07:04:03 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=439193

uh.

I don't know what possesses a person to even post something like that.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #5790 on:** July 31, 2011, 07:19:04 PM »

It's called "trolling"

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #5791 on:** July 31, 2011, 07:23:04 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on July 31, 2011, 07:19:04 PM

It's called "trolling"

I certainly hope so, because if this guy is still getting depressed over not asking out a girl he hasn't even SEEN in nearly TWENTY YEARS, then he's got a serious, serious problem.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #5792 on:** July 31, 2011, 08:19:32 PM »

I've only checked the first page but has anyone done an avatar quote with his line about street fighter drawings?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #5793 on:** July 31, 2011, 08:32:35 PM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on July 31, 2011, 08:19:32 PM

I've only checked the first page but has anyone done an avatar quote with his line about street fighter drawings?

Yep.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #5794 on:** July 31, 2011, 08:33:30 PM »

Oblivion · « **Reply #5795 on:** July 31, 2011, 08:34:44 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on July 30, 2011, 11:15:29 AM

Quote from: Oblivion on July 30, 2011, 03:14:36 AM
Quote from: lennedsay on July 30, 2011, 03:07:08 AM
She's drinking a beer at a ball game in that pic, she pretend masturbated and allowed another girl to pretend eat her out on screen, and she participated in the Natalie Portman rap. She ranks pretty high on the awesome girl meter.

Yes, but I was specifically referring to her looks.

Oh. Well she's kinda like my less shapely, less attractive, doppelgänger.

Fixed.

I dunno, I mean she's not ugly, but from the way gaffers start droolin over her, you'd think that they've never seen womenz before.

Or maybe my standards are just too high.

*shrug*

hatersgonnahate.gif

lennedsay · « **Reply #5796 on:** July 31, 2011, 08:54:42 PM »

Aww thanks boo

She's too thin imo. I know she lost weight for Black Swan, but she looked like an old, skinny lady in most of the movie. Even at her normal weight, she's not much bigger or curvier. GAF drools because she's legal but her body is underage.

My husband finds most actresses and celebrities unattractive, but he always thought she was really cute, despite lack of tits (he's a boob guy, well, obviously

). If she had a shitty attitude, she wouldn't be nearly as cute, but she seems pretty down to earth. So basically what I'm saying is I'd fuck her.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5797 on:** July 31, 2011, 10:05:51 PM »

Mila>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Natalie

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #5798 on:** July 31, 2011, 11:32:15 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=29736601&postcount=337

if he was a girl i would imagine she would be my perfect match

Tasty · « **Reply #5799 on:** August 01, 2011, 12:09:19 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=439041

Quality modding.

archie4208 · « **Reply #5800 on:** August 01, 2011, 12:34:42 AM »

I doubt mods actually read the community forums.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #5801 on:** August 01, 2011, 12:49:36 AM »

Was it edited? what's going on?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #5802 on:** August 01, 2011, 12:52:24 AM »

Quote from: Shah Rukh Khan on August 01, 2011, 12:49:36 AM

Was it edited? what's going on?

No, it's just people running wild.

Narag · « **Reply #5803 on:** August 01, 2011, 12:58:35 AM »

Quote from: Shah Rukh Khan on August 01, 2011, 12:49:36 AM

Was it edited? what's going on?

You can edit the first post so long as no one else replies iirc. He did that but thread wasn't locked so chaos ensues.

cool breeze · « **Reply #5804 on:** August 01, 2011, 01:06:21 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=439193

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One time, I found her phone number and called to tell her I wanted to give her something. I gave her my drawings (mostly Street Fighter drawings.

I've officially lost my ability parse reality from elaborate joke

Mupepe · « **Reply #5805 on:** August 01, 2011, 02:02:12 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on July 31, 2011, 08:54:42 PM

Aww thanks boo

She's too thin imo. I know she lost weight for Black Swan, but she looked like an old, skinny lady in most of the movie. Even at her normal weight, she's not much bigger or curvier. GAF drools because she's legal but her body is underage.

My husband finds most actresses and celebrities unattractive, but he always thought she was really cute, despite lack of tits (he's a boob guy, well, obviously ). If she had a shitty attitude, she wouldn't be nearly as cute, but she seems pretty down to earth. So basically what I'm saying is I'd fuck her.

You're much more attractive than Natalie. You are the hotter version of her. She's got a cute face, but no body.

And that dude posting about being sad over some girl from high school is hilarious. that was the funniest shit I've read in a long time.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #5806 on:** August 01, 2011, 02:09:31 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on August 01, 2011, 06:58:46 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=439243

This thread takes such a great turn.

Also, I think it's really odd handing all of your personal information to a stranger in order to potentially track down relatives you've never met.

That thread is fascinating. I still think the OP should have been banned, I'm not sure if it was pure ignorance on the mod's part or the OP is protected by some loophole in the system, either way I'd ban his sorry ass. (someone help me with a joke about his poor upbringing)

Tieno · « **Reply #5807 on:** August 01, 2011, 05:34:11 PM »

Where the fuck is Kosma? I saw my inbox his name became a non-link and is 'guest'. Did he get banned?

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #5808 on:** August 01, 2011, 05:35:11 PM »

he was deleted for being a dumbass for posting personal stuff on the board. seems like someone (maybe his gf) found some unpleasant posts.

Tieno · « **Reply #5809 on:** August 01, 2011, 05:38:09 PM »

who deleted him? and what was the personal stuff?

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #5810 on:** August 01, 2011, 05:38:53 PM »

he asked to be deleted himself, and who cares

Tieno · « **Reply #5811 on:** August 01, 2011, 05:40:10 PM »

i care. Shame though.

Pringo · « **Reply #5812 on:** August 01, 2011, 06:00:39 PM »

Quote from: Tieno on August 01, 2011, 05:40:10 PM

i care. Shame though.

Unless I'm mistaken he still posts here but just under an alt account now.

BlackMage · « **Reply #5813 on:** August 01, 2011, 10:28:41 PM »

Quote from: Pringo on August 01, 2011, 06:00:39 PM

Quote from: Tieno on August 01, 2011, 05:40:10 PM
i care. Shame though.

Unless I'm mistaken he still posts here but just under an alt account now.

A-HAAAAAAAA! whoooo could it bee

pilonv1 · « **Reply #5814 on:** August 01, 2011, 10:32:52 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=439283

all cancelled Sony games were brilliant

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #5815 on:** August 02, 2011, 12:46:49 AM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on August 01, 2011, 10:32:52 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=439283

all cancelled Sony games were brilliant

All Sony games are brilliant. Until they come out.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #5816 on:** August 02, 2011, 01:11:38 AM »

Remember when Afrika disappeared? Afrika was brilliant during that time.

even though all we saw at E3 before that was a bunch of animals standing around and a marquee.

cool breeze · « **Reply #5817 on:** August 02, 2011, 01:23:00 AM »

Afrika came out (don't know about NA; the one I imported was Hakuna Matata or something). It's actually pretty good. It's a animal photo taking simulator. Pokemon Snap meets one of those hunting games.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #5818 on:** August 02, 2011, 02:04:58 AM »

Quote from: Linkzg on August 02, 2011, 01:23:00 AM

Afrika came out (don't know about NA; the one I imported was Hakuna Matata or something). It's actually pretty good. It's a animal photo taking simulator. Pokemon Snap meets one of those hunting games.

Afrika came out in NA, I think Natsume ended up releasing it.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #5819 on:** August 02, 2011, 05:26:40 AM »

Yeah for what it is Afrika is fun. Pokemon Snap for Adults

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