Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 3488206 times)

Barry Egan · « **Reply #7800 on:** October 12, 2011, 06:00:50 PM »

True fact: all Canadians have sat on an airplane right next to Chad Kroeger at least one time in their life, and are all super duper excited to tell you about it.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #7801 on:** October 12, 2011, 06:21:06 PM »

Living in Canada is like having Chad Kroeger as your best friend for the rest of your life.

Tasty · « **Reply #7802 on:** October 12, 2011, 11:32:14 PM »

Quote from: magus on October 12, 2011, 12:43:59 PM

Quote from: benjipwns on October 12, 2011, 05:47:31 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=448250

i raise!
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=448279

Like five people on the first page are banned.

You can pretty much tell when threads are ban magnets.

etiolate · « **Reply #7803 on:** October 13, 2011, 01:40:54 AM »

Sadly, gaming is probably ahead of NBC at this point.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #7804 on:** October 13, 2011, 11:50:09 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=31755422&postcount=17

Andrex joining the winning team?

cool breeze · « **Reply #7805 on:** October 13, 2011, 12:50:42 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=448379

agh this thread is too good of a distraction

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7806 on:** October 13, 2011, 01:01:54 PM »

Quote from: Linkzg on October 13, 2011, 12:50:42 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=448379

agh this thread is too good of a distraction

I gotta say I also find weight justification disgusting, although I've many seen it in the black community. I realize everyone should have self esteem and feel comfortable with themselves, but I can't help but shake my head when Monique or the girl from Precious claims they are "big, healthy women." No, you aren't.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #7807 on:** October 13, 2011, 01:03:37 PM »

Monique and Precious claim that? I thought they use the "big is beautiful" mantra

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #7808 on:** October 13, 2011, 01:10:39 PM »

Quote from: magus on October 12, 2011, 12:43:59 PM

i raise!
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=448279

Saints Row is the most progressive game on the market.

You change your gender/race and your friends and enemies don't give a shit. "There's something different about you. Change your hair? I like it."

You have people of all races in the city, but on top of this, gangs are gender and race agnostic.

You have a gang called the Ronin which is a Japanese gang tied to the yakuza in Japan, and when you fight Ronin, most of the Ronin tend to be white blondes from suburbia more so than Asian people, which is hilarious. And you'll have women in gangs too, wrecking shit up.

In fact, if you have a female Boss in Saints Row 2, I'd go as far as to say, aside from Shepard in Mass Effect, is THE strongest female lead character in all of gaming.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7809 on:** October 13, 2011, 01:25:12 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on October 13, 2011, 01:03:37 PM

Monique and Precious claim that? I thought they use the "big is beautiful" mantra

Yup. Monique has lost weight since then, but like 4 years ago I remember her claiming there was nothing wrong with being huge. smh

I know people who think that as well, it's pretty sad. Obesity is a problem in the black (and latino) community, especially among women. Denying reality to stay "positive" and not be a "hater" is bullshit.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #7810 on:** October 13, 2011, 03:21:58 PM »

Haters gonna hate!... till you lose a foot

Tasty · « **Reply #7811 on:** October 13, 2011, 03:33:50 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on October 13, 2011, 11:50:09 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=31755422&postcount=17

Andrex joining the winning team?

Maybe. I wish there was a PC version since that's where a big chunk of my cash is going in the near future.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #7812 on:** October 13, 2011, 03:51:55 PM »

Quote from: Andrex on October 13, 2011, 03:33:50 PM

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on October 13, 2011, 11:50:09 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=31755422&postcount=17

Andrex joining the winning team?

Maybe. I wish there was a PC version since that's where a big chunk of my cash is going in the near future.

FROM doesn't do PC versions.

Time to man up and get one of the HD Twins.

Tasty · « **Reply #7813 on:** October 13, 2011, 04:53:43 PM »

But I'm already manning up and becoming part of the PC master race.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #7814 on:** October 13, 2011, 04:56:17 PM »

lol "master race"

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #7815 on:** October 13, 2011, 05:15:50 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on October 13, 2011, 03:51:55 PM

Quote from: Andrex on October 13, 2011, 03:33:50 PM
Quote from: Mr. Gundam on October 13, 2011, 11:50:09 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=31755422&postcount=17

Andrex joining the winning team?

Maybe. I wish there was a PC version since that's where a big chunk of my cash is going in the near future.

FROM doesn't do PC versions.

Time to man up and get one of the sub-HD Twins.

fixed

pilonv1 · « **Reply #7816 on:** October 13, 2011, 07:24:30 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on October 13, 2011, 01:10:39 PM

Quote from: magus on October 12, 2011, 12:43:59 PM

i raise!
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=448279

Saints Row is the most progressive game on the market.

You change your gender/race and your friends and enemies don't give a shit. "There's something different about you. Change your hair? I like it."

You have people of all races in the city, but on top of this, gangs are gender and race agnostic.

You have a gang called the Ronin which is a Japanese gang tied to the yakuza in Japan, and when you fight Ronin, most of the Ronin tend to be white blondes from suburbia more so than Asian people, which is hilarious. And you'll have women in gangs too, wrecking shit up.

In fact, if you have a female Boss in Saints Row 2, I'd go as far as to say, aside from Shepard in Mass Effect, is THE strongest female lead character in all of gaming.

I always play a black character in Saints Row.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #7817 on:** October 13, 2011, 08:49:24 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=31704939&postcount=112

someone find pics of this dude, stat

* Stringer Bell strokes his handsome face

Tasty · « **Reply #7818 on:** October 13, 2011, 09:21:26 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on October 13, 2011, 04:56:17 PM

lol "master race"

Mostly it's for Dolphin.

Wii games at 1080p/8xAA/60fps sounds masterful to me, personally. YMMV of course depending on how much you like PC/Wii games.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #7819 on:** October 13, 2011, 09:24:37 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on October 13, 2011, 08:49:24 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=31704939&postcount=112

someone find pics of this dude, stat
* Stringer Bell strokes his handsome face

The Sceneman · « **Reply #7820 on:** October 13, 2011, 09:26:08 PM »

Quote from: Andrex on October 13, 2011, 09:21:26 PM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on October 13, 2011, 04:56:17 PM
lol "master race"

Mostly it's for Dolphin.

Wii games at 1080p/8xAA/60fps sounds masterful to me, personally. YMMV of course depending on how much you like PC/Wii games.

archie4208 · « **Reply #7821 on:** October 13, 2011, 10:42:51 PM »

I can't wait until Andrex discovers TF2 and finally grows up and abandons his fluffy Nintendo mascots.

Pringo · « **Reply #7822 on:** October 13, 2011, 11:29:05 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=31797741&postcount=13243

wtf

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #7823 on:** October 13, 2011, 11:39:28 PM »

Quote from: Pringo on October 13, 2011, 11:29:05 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=31797741&postcount=13243

wtf

Tasty · « **Reply #7824 on:** October 13, 2011, 11:54:31 PM »

Quote from: archie4208 on October 13, 2011, 10:42:51 PM

I can't wait until Andrex discovers TF2 and finally grows up and abandons his fluffy Nintendo mascots.

Then I can waste all my money on fluffy worthless hats!

I've been meaning to check it out ever since it became free, but I don't anticipate clinging onto it because:

1. I'm not really much of an FPSer, then again I've never played "great" FPS's.
2. I watched a video of it and gameplay looks way too fast. :-/ I couldn't keep up with anything that was happening.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #7825 on:** October 14, 2011, 12:17:45 AM »

It's not fast if you choose Heavy

archie4208 · « **Reply #7826 on:** October 14, 2011, 05:32:10 AM »

Quote from: Andrex on October 13, 2011, 11:54:31 PM

Quote from: archie4208 on October 13, 2011, 10:42:51 PM
I can't wait until Andrex discovers TF2 and finally grows up and abandons his fluffy Nintendo mascots.

Then I can waste all my money on fluffy worthless hats!

I've been meaning to check it out ever since it became free, but I don't anticipate clinging onto it because:

1. I'm not really much of an FPSer, then again I've never played "great" FPS's.
2. I watched a video of it and gameplay looks way too fast. :-/ I couldn't keep up with anything that was happening.

And how many decent first person shooters have been on Nintendo systems? You probably weren't born when Goldeneye came out so you have...Geist and The Conduit.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #7827 on:** October 14, 2011, 04:14:06 PM »

Goldeneye Wii is pretty good. And lolz at nerds saying their toys are more mature than someone elses. We're all manchildren, stop trying to justify your preferred escapist fantasies.

Andrex, I don't like TF2 but if you do want to give it a shot I'd start with medic. Your job is pretty straightforward and you can learn the maps by following whatever teammate you're healing. Stay away from fucking 2fort though, shitty shitty shit shit map.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #7828 on:** October 14, 2011, 04:16:19 PM »

2Fort

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #7829 on:** October 14, 2011, 04:22:23 PM »

Actually Andrex just play CoD multi. Its difficulty curve is pretty lenient.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #7830 on:** October 14, 2011, 04:29:15 PM »

But 2Fort probably the easiest map to figure out WTF you're doing because the layout and objective is super-simple, plus no one plays 2Fort seriously anymore, so no one will care if you just dick around.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #7831 on:** October 14, 2011, 04:41:42 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on October 14, 2011, 04:29:15 PM

But 2Fort probably the easiest map to figure out WTF you're doing because the layout and objective is super-simple, plus no one plays 2Fort seriously anymore, so no one will care if you just dick around.

The map control engineers possess within their fort is stupidly good and all 'teh teamwork' in the world ain't amounting to jack shit when half your team is blaring spongebob audio clips ad nauseam. Shitty game with a shitty community.

PC games

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #7832 on:** October 14, 2011, 05:11:17 PM »

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on October 14, 2011, 04:41:42 PM

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on October 14, 2011, 04:29:15 PM
But 2Fort probably the easiest map to figure out WTF you're doing because the layout and objective is super-simple, plus no one plays 2Fort seriously anymore, so no one will care if you just dick around.

The map control engineers possess within their fort is stupidly good

Spy + Heavy/Medic combo uber. Not that hard, most people just don't really care.

archie4208 · « **Reply #7833 on:** October 14, 2011, 06:30:46 PM »

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on October 14, 2011, 04:41:42 PM

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on October 14, 2011, 04:29:15 PM
But 2Fort probably the easiest map to figure out WTF you're doing because the layout and objective is super-simple, plus no one plays 2Fort seriously anymore, so no one will care if you just dick around.

The map control engineers possess within their fort is stupidly good and all 'teh teamwork' in the world ain't amounting to jack shit when half your team is blaring spongebob audio clips ad nauseam. Shitty game with a shitty community.

PC games

TF2 has one of the best online communities.

Nobody takes the game seriously so it is hyuck hyuck need a dispenser here.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #7834 on:** October 14, 2011, 08:13:15 PM »

2Fort sucks

benjipwns · « **Reply #7835 on:** October 14, 2011, 10:06:38 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=448592

magus · « **Reply #7836 on:** October 15, 2011, 11:46:05 AM »

that thread makes me

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7837 on:** October 15, 2011, 12:44:12 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=31838648&postcount=254

this motherfucker. Himu, I wish you weren't banned

Mupepe · « **Reply #7838 on:** October 15, 2011, 01:26:26 PM »

that guy is funny. he has to be trolling.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #7839 on:** October 15, 2011, 03:20:53 PM »

I would hit a woman, too, if she tried to hit me. More like slap, but I would definitely fight back. I'm all for equality. Women want to be equal? Okay! What is this frail damsel shit? But I wouldn't go as far as that dude in the video, that's ridiculous and psychopathic.

That said, that dude sounds like an embittered individual who needs to take his misogyny out on women due to his past history with women.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #7840 on:** October 15, 2011, 03:30:10 PM »

I don't even see how race is involved. If we've learned anything from restaurant fights, people being stupid is multi-racial.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #7841 on:** October 15, 2011, 03:33:49 PM »

why does he keep bring up black woman culture

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7842 on:** October 15, 2011, 03:44:43 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=31842420&postcount=301

what the fucking fuck

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #7843 on:** October 15, 2011, 03:46:17 PM »

This nicca

$:-\$

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #7844 on:** October 15, 2011, 03:50:59 PM »

How did a thread about a fight at McDonalds come to that?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7845 on:** October 15, 2011, 04:19:47 PM »

I've never seen so many stereotypes and generalizations in one post. This guy hates black women, it's pretty clear. If I didn't care about getting banned I'd ask if his girlfriend is a fat white girl

brob · « **Reply #7846 on:** October 15, 2011, 04:23:37 PM »

why would that result in a ban? have people been heckling harson that hard?

Broseidon · « **Reply #7847 on:** October 15, 2011, 05:33:47 PM »

Quote from: Brobzoid on October 15, 2011, 04:23:37 PM

why would that result in a ban? have people been heckling harson that hard?

Tasty · « **Reply #7848 on:** October 15, 2011, 06:44:46 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=31823095&postcount=59

This pisses me off. $:-\$ Has to be a joke.

"Shut down the whole website because people can upload these kinds of videos, even though 0.0000000000000001% of them do." Wut?

Besides that if it wasn't uploaded to YT who knows if the vid would have even been known, which would have made for a less evidence-based trial. Maybe he said it because it shows the women provoking the whole thing which doesn't fit his agenda?

benjipwns · « **Reply #7849 on:** October 15, 2011, 07:14:19 PM »

Quote from: Andrex on October 15, 2011, 06:44:46 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=31823095&postcount=59

Tasty · « **Reply #7850 on:** October 15, 2011, 08:48:54 PM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on October 15, 2011, 06:46:40 PM

You done got trolled

Oh snap.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7851 on:** October 15, 2011, 08:49:42 PM »

I thought it was obvious I was mocking the stupid posts in a previous thread suggesting World Star Hip Hop should be taken offline because it promotes ignorance videos

i know yer 12 but jeez breh

Tasty · « **Reply #7852 on:** October 15, 2011, 09:20:39 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 15, 2011, 08:49:42 PM

I thought it was obvious I was mocking the stupid posts in a previous thread suggesting World Star Hip Hop should be taken offline because it promotes ignorance videos

i know yer 12 but jeez breh

My Google fanboyism blinded me. Didn't even read the username.

I'll be more careful next time.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #7853 on:** October 15, 2011, 11:13:32 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 15, 2011, 04:19:47 PM

I've never seen so many stereotypes and generalizations in one post. This guy hates black women, it's pretty clear. If I didn't care about getting banned I'd ask if his girlfriend is a fat white girl

Should have done it.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #7854 on:** October 16, 2011, 02:26:15 PM »

hey methodis, looks like yer name has a reputation!

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3351797&pagenumber=292#post396607300

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #7855 on:** October 16, 2011, 04:25:50 PM »

What's with gaffers and TDK? Why do they think BB is better than TDK

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #7856 on:** October 16, 2011, 05:31:31 PM »

Like? It almost always comes off as people rejecting TDK as the best superhero movie (because it is) because it's "overrated".

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #7857 on:** October 16, 2011, 05:37:10 PM »

TDK is a good movie but it's dry. A lot of the action sequences are not good. The entire last part of the movie (from the part The Joker escapes and Two-Faces shows up) is a complete misfire.

Time and distance from the release has not been good to it. If given the choice, I would watch BB over TDK.

Tasty · « **Reply #7858 on:** October 16, 2011, 05:37:56 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on October 16, 2011, 05:31:31 PM

Like? It almost always comes off as people rejecting TDK as the best superhero movie (because it is) because it's "overrated".

Focus on Batman is my reason, personally. TDK is fantastic though, I'm not trying to put it down. I just like BB better. I also think BB is more rewatchable.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #7859 on:** October 16, 2011, 05:50:09 PM »

I think TDK knocks BB's shit sideways, honestly. You can bring up TDK's action scenes, but BB had considerably WORSE action scenes. Shaky cam lalapalooza. At least TDK has Joker shooting bazookas at police cars and Batman flipping over trucks.

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