The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[ZephyrFate]

It's amazing how gay people listen to the exact shit you would expect them to.

Categorically false. I listen to jazz 10,000,000x more than anything by Lady Gaga.

I listen to jazz, rock, and ambient far more than I do modern pop.

Then again, my favorite genre is soul/funk/rnb, is that gay? It's mostly women singing.

It's so mega gay you're cartwheeling through a field of dicks.

ps let's go do that sometime

[Cindi Mayweather]

Himu probably thinks Gay clubs are just full of fucking and sucking all night. Pouring vodka into gaping holes and pouring the now mixed liquid into festively shaped glasses.

Gay clubs scare me. A lot of dudes hit me because I'm short, I guess. Now I know what it feels like to be a woman.

[Cindi Mayweather]

It's amazing how gay people listen to the exact shit you would expect them to.

Categorically false. I listen to jazz 10,000,000x more than anything by Lady Gaga.

I listen to jazz, rock, and ambient far more than I do modern pop.

Then again, my favorite genre is soul/funk/rnb, is that gay? It's mostly women singing.

It's so mega gay you're cartwheeling through a field of dicks.

ps let's go do that sometime

[Cindi Mayweather]

this is the gayest two pages in bore history

Agreed.

Who cares about Beyonce or Sade or any of that crap? Their "amazing" voices and singing has become the norm and generic, I'd rather listen to good shit kthnxbye.

Did you just say that Sade's voice is generic? Where is the fucking ignore button.

[ZephyrFate]

this is the gayest two pages in bore history

Agreed.

Who cares about Beyonce or Sade or any of that crap? Their "amazing" voices and singing has become the norm and generic, I'd rather listen to good shit kthnxbye.

Sade's voice is generic? Get the fuck out.

[Shaka Khan]

Get the fuck out Wrath

[ZephyrFate]

I don't give a crap himu, keep your shitty music to yourself.

The day Sade's music is "crap" is the day the world ends.

[etiolate]

Should I blame X-Factor and American Idol on gays? Because I've been blaming teenage girls.

[brob]

Sade generic? lulz

[Shaka Khan]

Should I blame X-Factor and American Idol on gays? Because I've been blaming teenage girls.

"Middle aged women" is the biggest demographic of these shows, followed by teenage girls. So no, you can't blame teh gays.

[ZephyrFate]

Is Sade that chick who made the instrumental for the men in black song?

No.



that's Sade.

[Cindi Mayweather]

Is Sade that chick who made the instrumental for the men in black song?

[ZephyrFate]

himu are you at the hinterland of your devotion? are you a soldier of love? 

[Cindi Mayweather]

himu are you at the hinterland of your devotion? are you a soldier of love? 

I LOVE SADE

[ZephyrFate]

himu are you at the hinterland of your devotion? are you a soldier of love? 

I LOVE SADE

I love her voice but my actual favorite Sade song is the instrumental, "Siempre Hay Esperanza"

[Phoenix Dark]

That's why I raised my hand when she asked for straights.

If you've sucked a dude's dick, you are gay.

[CajoleJuice]

It's amazing how gay people listen to the exact shit you would expect them to.

Come on, Jole. You know better than this.

Ok, what about in gay gatherings? I'm honestly going by one trip to the now shut-down gay bar and the gay beach community on Fire Island.

And my dad loves Sade.

[Phoenix Dark]

Is Sade that chick who made the instrumental for the men in black song?

news feed this

smh

[ZephyrFate]

It's amazing how gay people listen to the exact shit you would expect them to.

Come on, Jole. You know better than this.

Ok, what about in gay gatherings? I'm honestly going by one trip to the now shut-down gay bar and the gay beach community on Fire Island.

And my dad loves Sade.

When my gay friends gather we listen to other shit besides Gaga.

[Cindi Mayweather]

Be nice to wrath, guys. He's young.

[CajoleJuice]

It's amazing how gay people listen to the exact shit you would expect them to.

Come on, Jole. You know better than this.

Ok, what about in gay gatherings? I'm honestly going by one trip to the now shut-down gay bar and the gay beach community on Fire Island.

And my dad loves Sade.

When my gay friends gather we listen to other shit besides Gaga.

Cher and Madonna?

Ok, I'll stop trolling, but I guess Fire Island is really gay.

[CajoleJuice]

Yeah, it's just like any straight person. Only replace Lady Gaga with Matchbox 20.

[Phoenix Dark]

My black gay friend listens to the most hardcore boom bap hip hop shit, oldschool and new stuff. But then again I didn't find out he was gay until his boyfriend kept calling him complaining he hung out with me too much. I guess he was jealous of ya boy

[ZephyrFate]

My black gay friend listens to the most hardcore boom bap hip hop shit, oldschool and new stuff. But then again I didn't find out he was gay until his boyfriend kept calling him complaining he hung out with me too much. I guess he was jealous of ya boy

engage in a 3some and film it for me sweet cheeks

okay ill stop vaguely hitting on you PD

[CajoleJuice]

My black gay friend listens to the most hardcore boom bap hip hop shit, oldschool and new stuff. But then again I didn't find out he was gay until his boyfriend kept calling him complaining he hung out with me too much. I guess he was jealous of ya boy

engage in a 3some and film it for me sweet cheeks

okay ill stop vaguely hitting on you PD

vaguely?

[Phoenix Dark]

My black gay friend listens to the most hardcore boom bap hip hop shit, oldschool and new stuff. But then again I didn't find out he was gay until his boyfriend kept calling him complaining he hung out with me too much. I guess he was jealous of ya boy

engage in a 3some and film it for me sweet cheeks

okay ill stop vaguely hitting on you PD

He's pretty cool. But I must say, outside of him I only know one other gay dude who doesn't listen to dance music, love Gaga, and watch the Disney Channel 

[TakingBackSunday]

Oh wrath.  There's so much wrong in that post, I'm afraid.

[BlueTsunami]

Zephyr needs to learn the fine art of gay subtext. How to go about this when one is actually gay is beyond my means.

[ZephyrFate]

My black gay friend listens to the most hardcore boom bap hip hop shit, oldschool and new stuff. But then again I didn't find out he was gay until his boyfriend kept calling him complaining he hung out with me too much. I guess he was jealous of ya boy

engage in a 3some and film it for me sweet cheeks

okay ill stop vaguely hitting on you PD

He's pretty cool. But I must say, outside of him I only know one other gay dude who doesn't listen to dance music, love Gaga, and watch the Disney Channel 

Not enough gays like GOOD dance music, like Kaskade. Shit's dope, yo.

bluetsunami: I know gay subtext, I just choose to willfully ignore it. It's too subtle.

[Cindi Mayweather]

I know gay people who listen to what you'd stereotypically think a gay guy listens to and I know gay people who have pretty damn good taste in music.

Himu is the former.

Aside from Lady Gaga what stereotypically gay music do I listen to?

[BlueTsunami]

bluetsunami: I know gay subtext, I just choose to willfully ignore it. It's too subtle.

But its hotter when you need to spread between the lines 

[ZephyrFate]

bluetsunami: I know gay subtext, I just choose to willfully ignore it. It's too subtle.

But its hotter when you need to spread between the lines 

for you I will spread myself big and wide

[Cindi Mayweather]

Gay Guys: Lady Gaga and Madonna
Straight Guys: Lil Wayne and Linkin Park
Straight Women: Justin Bieber.
Lesbians: *insert obscure indie darling here*
Bisexual Asian Women: whatever Himuro listens to.

What bisexual asian women? Where is wrath GETTING this shit? In any case, to talk about my taste in music and then hate on Sade is abysmal. The unforgivable sin.

[Phoenix Dark]

Gay Guys: Lady Gaga and Madonna and Drake
Straight Guys: Lil Wayne and Linkin Park and Drake
Straight Women: Justin Bieber and Drake
Lesbians: *insert obscure indie darling here*
Bisexual Asian Women: whatever Himuro listens to.

Fixed

[ZephyrFate]

Gay Guys: Lady Gaga and Madonna
Straight Guys: Lil Wayne and Linkin Park
Straight Women: Justin Bieber.
Lesbians: *insert obscure indie darling here*
Bisexual Asian Women: whatever Himuro listens to.

What bisexual asian women? Where is wrath GETTING this shit? In any case, to talk about my taste in music and then hate on Sade is abysmal. The unforgivable sin.

I mean in your facebook pics you DO look like a bisexual asian woman

[Cindi Mayweather]

My current facebook pic is Riley from the boondocks

[ZephyrFate]

Looks like Timedog won that stupid poll, and now Evilore is giving him a prize.

I hate all of those people so much.

Fuck yeah. Good work, Timedog.

[ZephyrFate]

I don't even like blame space, but he was by far the better poster.

In bizarro world, maybe!

[ZephyrFate]

Why would I not?

[ZephyrFate]

yeah I can understand that. check your PMs I sent you a link to my facebook

[ZephyrFate]

lol you're ethnic

[ZephyrFate]

me saudi

I teach foreign exchange students from Saudi Arabia the English language

as well as Qatar...ians and Kuwaitis.

[ZephyrFate]

I don't tell them anything about my personal life, even when they inquire. It's kind of in my job contract.

[ZephyrFate]

i won't lie though there are some fine as fuck Saudi boys whose parents have way too much money so they always wear the finest clothes and look so perfectly groomed.

But damn son. I mean, there's only like three hot dudes out of hundreds of Saudis but they are fine.

[Eric P]

It's amazing how gay people listen to the exact shit you would expect them to.

Categorically false. I listen to jazz 10,000,000x more than anything by Lady Gaga.

oh nice.

who?

[ZephyrFate]

It's amazing how gay people listen to the exact shit you would expect them to.

Categorically false. I listen to jazz 10,000,000x more than anything by Lady Gaga.

oh nice.

who?

Miles Davis
Wayne Shorter
Charlie Parker
Dizzy Gillespie
John Coltrane
Duke Ellington
Herbie Hancock
Taylor Eigsti
Esperanza Spalding
Gretchen Parlato

I like to encompass the history of jazz.

[Eric P]

Oh wrath.  There's so much wrong in that post, I'm afraid.

You BrandNew, PD, Eric P and BlueTsunami have what I would consider would be good taste even though I may not like some of the stuff you guys individually like.

ugh believe me, i don't even like some of the stuff i like

[Eric P]

It's amazing how gay people listen to the exact shit you would expect them to.

Categorically false. I listen to jazz 10,000,000x more than anything by Lady Gaga.

oh nice.

who?

Miles Davis
Wayne Shorter
Charlie Parker
Dizzy Gillespie
John Coltrane
Duke Ellington
Herbie Hancock
Taylor Eigsti
Esperanza Spalding
Gretchen Parlato

I like to encompass the history of jazz.

I am all about the early impulse and hard post bop stuff.  Also, latin jazz.  There was a few month period where I listened to Jimmy Smith's The Sermon every other day.

Fucking love that hammond. 

[Cindi Mayweather]

latin jazz

[ZephyrFate]

I can't get into hard bop and post bop. It's a bit too much for me I'm afraid. Except for Giant Steps by Coltrane. Omg

When you talk about latin jazz do you mean you also like bossa nova? Cuz I like bossa nova. But that's more Caribbean I guess.

[Cindi Mayweather]

Samba

[Eric P]

Mostly stuff like Eddie Palmieri.  A lot of "pre-boogaloo" (i guess) artists.

Bop is the shit.  I love the craziness of it.  It's more contained than free jazz but the rhythms are far more interesting to me than much else.  Art Blakey is basically God.

[ZephyrFate]

yeah I'm all about bebop, cool jazz, modal jazz, and modern jazz (as well as acid jazz, nu-jazz, and jazz hiphop like A Tribe Called Quest/DJ Shadow/Blazo/Nujabes).

[BlueTsunami]

I think Herbie's at his best when his collab'ing with people. Joni Letters is so.fucking.good.



I definitely have a mood I gravitate too. Basically extremely depressive, be it folk, rock, folk rock, electronic, world music. My original love is House music in general but I'm a very scatterbrained listener.

[Cindi Mayweather]

Herbie Hancock is the man. That song from The Wiz creeped me out when I was a kid.

[Cindi Mayweather]

It's amazing how gay people listen to the exact shit you would expect them to.

Categorically false. I listen to jazz 10,000,000x more than anything by Lady Gaga.

oh nice.

who?

Miles Davis
Wayne Shorter
Charlie Parker
Dizzy Gillespie
John Coltrane
Duke Ellington
Herbie Hancock
Taylor Eigsti
Esperanza Spalding
Gretchen Parlato

I like to encompass the history of jazz.

Dave Brubeck
Herbie Hancock
Tito Puente
Charles Mingus
Machito
Sun Ra
Lennie Tristano
George Benson

[Cindi Mayweather]

The best Beatles covers

[Eric P]

The best Beatles covers

[ZephyrFate]

Miles Davis
Wayne Shorter
Charlie Parker
Dizzy Gillespie
John Coltrane
Duke Ellington
Herbie Hancock
Taylor Eigsti
Esperanza Spalding
Gretchen Parlato

I like to encompass the history of jazz.

OK you're on my list of people with awesome taste

I was named after Miles Davis and Jimi Hendrix

yes

this is true

[Cindi Mayweather]

The best Beatles covers