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etiolate

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« Reply #23400 on: June 24, 2012, 12:33:01 AM »
What's up with his left eyebrow? It's like it quit halfway through.


Atramental

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« Reply #23402 on: June 24, 2012, 12:55:31 AM »
Naw, he was fat. He's gotten in shape.
That's what he wants you to think.


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etiolate

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« Reply #23404 on: June 24, 2012, 04:38:10 AM »
Balrog is a huge Blizzard fan, but I haven't seen his OT posts.

The Sceneman

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« Reply #23405 on: June 24, 2012, 05:05:08 AM »
"a non-usable but cute anus"
lolololol
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Oblivion

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« Reply #23406 on: June 24, 2012, 06:11:43 AM »
Balrog is a huge Blizzard fan, but I haven't seen his OT posts.

He's the worst kind of conservative.

Saw him being dumb in the Bill Maher thread. Is he dumbing it up elsewhere?

Kabouter

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« Reply #23407 on: June 24, 2012, 06:33:27 AM »
Any thread with a political slant at the moment.

Also, I just finished up typing the longest post I've made on GAF in years, and I'm getting 503 or 500 errors.
Getting the same errors. Out of curiosity, which thread were you going to reply to?

Momo

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« Reply #23408 on: June 24, 2012, 07:48:14 AM »
ban Joe
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Olivia Wilde Homo

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« Reply #23409 on: June 24, 2012, 07:59:36 AM »
Any thread with a political slant at the moment.

Also, I just finished up typing the longest post I've made on GAF in years, and I'm getting 503 or 500 errors.
Getting the same errors. Out of curiosity, which thread were you going to reply to?

I like to keep my GAF and EB identities separate, sorry.

Kabouter, he's Puddles on GAF.
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Third

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« Reply #23410 on: June 24, 2012, 08:32:21 AM »
Why would anyone keep their identity secret? lol

Third

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« Reply #23411 on: June 24, 2012, 08:33:11 AM »
Has anyone ever been banned on GAF for what they posted on TheBore???

Third

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« Reply #23412 on: June 24, 2012, 08:40:26 AM »
Has anyone ever been banned on GAF for what they posted on TheBore???

I was permed.

Thanks to you posting behaviour in here?? That's pretty lame, if true.

Broseidon

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« Reply #23413 on: June 24, 2012, 09:54:10 AM »
That Balrog dude is annoying. The worst part is he seems to have come out of nowhere. Certain I'd never even seen him until, like, 2 days ago and now he's fucking everywhere.  >:(
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Barry Egan

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« Reply #23414 on: June 24, 2012, 10:30:45 AM »
Why would anyone keep their identity secret? lol

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tiesto

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« Reply #23415 on: June 24, 2012, 10:44:31 AM »
This GameAnalyst dude is creepy. And his activity in that thread, wow. Agent Whiskers has met his match.
I bet GameAnalyst is trying meet some sort of evangelism quota so he won't feel guilty about all us "sinners" burning in hell for all eternity. Also, he probably believes JGS is hellbound as well (or at least leading people astray) because JGS's interpretation of the Bible somewhat liberal.

But besides all that shit, I find it hilarious that people like GameAnalyst exist on places like GAF when it's full of atheists, gays, and liberals.  8)

The best is GameAnalyst is a big trance kid... you want to talk about "worshipping false idols", parties with tons of drugs flowing, etc.  :P
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Rman

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« Reply #23416 on: June 24, 2012, 10:50:38 AM »
GAF is always down these days it seems. 

Cascade

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« Reply #23417 on: June 24, 2012, 10:59:21 AM »
Anyone else getting 503s when trying to access GAF whilst logged in? Can access it fine if using private browsing where no cookies are loaded.

thisismyusername

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« Reply #23418 on: June 24, 2012, 10:59:57 AM »
500 errors when I have something to post.  >:(

Momo

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« Reply #23419 on: June 24, 2012, 11:06:59 AM »
Anyone else getting 503s when trying to access GAF whilst logged in? Can access it fine if using private browsing where no cookies are loaded.
I dunno, give me your username and password and I'll try :)

Verdigris Murder

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« Reply #23420 on: June 24, 2012, 11:07:28 AM »
Guys what are you going to do today now that neogaf is down.
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blame space

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« Reply #23421 on: June 24, 2012, 11:38:28 AM »
i jsust keep trying to refesh it

blame space

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« Reply #23422 on: June 24, 2012, 11:39:42 AM »
holy shit you'reright it works in private mode

blame space

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« Reply #23423 on: June 24, 2012, 11:41:28 AM »
i guess we know who's more valuable to the board, evilore. not the content craetors but the content consumers. good day.

Momo

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« Reply #23424 on: June 24, 2012, 11:50:34 AM »
i guess we know who's more valuable to the board, evilore. not the content craetors but the content consumers. good day.
Who brings in more ad money? Tech savy posters that I can guarantee has adblock on or the thousands of IE6 using mouth-breathers that happen to chance upon neoGAF when googling for nintendogs?

thisismyusername

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« Reply #23425 on: June 24, 2012, 12:03:46 PM »
 :lol Board is still down and I want to talk about THEY MAD kick-happy admins in shootan games. :(

Huff

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« Reply #23426 on: June 24, 2012, 12:28:26 PM »
Has anyone ever been banned on GAF for what they posted on TheBore???

Off the top of my head, I know AdmiralViscen got perma'd because he was a prominent poster here.  I also lost out on a moderator position there for disagreeing with GAF policy here.

Did you want that mod position?
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Pringo

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« Reply #23427 on: June 24, 2012, 12:35:17 PM »
This GameAnalyst dude is creepy. And his activity in that thread, wow. Agent Whiskers has met his match.
I bet GameAnalyst is trying meet some sort of evangelism quota so he won't feel guilty about all us "sinners" burning in hell for all eternity. Also, he probably believes JGS is hellbound as well (or at least leading people astray) because JGS's interpretation of the Bible somewhat liberal.

But besides all that shit, I find it hilarious that people like GameAnalyst exist on places like GAF when it's full of atheists, gays, and liberals.  8)

The best is GameAnalyst is a big trance kid... you want to talk about "worshipping false idols", parties with tons of drugs flowing, etc.  :P




Himu

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« Reply #23428 on: June 24, 2012, 12:37:10 PM »
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Atramental

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« Reply #23429 on: June 24, 2012, 12:38:23 PM »
 :lol  :lol  :lol

Third

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« Reply #23430 on: June 24, 2012, 12:48:43 PM »
Has anyone ever been banned on GAF for what they posted on TheBore???

Off the top of my head, I know AdmiralViscen got perma'd because he was a prominent poster here.  I also lost out on a moderator position there for disagreeing with GAF policy here.

That is pretty lame  :-\

thisismyusername

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« Reply #23431 on: June 24, 2012, 12:54:45 PM »
Well, GAF is back up but the stupid ass doom and gloom threads are still there.

HarrisonFordWhoGivesAShit.gif about the Vita bombing or not? People that want to play on it will buy it. People that don't, won't.

Me, I was happy with the PSP despite it "bombing" in the West because it had some decent ports that were good to have on the go. And if the Vita falls into the niche as well, well... great for me. I can't care about the rest of you.

Himu

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« Reply #23432 on: June 24, 2012, 01:11:50 PM »
I'm not sure if you're dense.

PSP did not bomb. It didn't sell as well as ds, but it didn't bomb. Vita,  however, is selling like a few thousand units in ALL TERRITORIES. No one is buying. That is the point. Meanwhile, Sony acts like it is dead. The product is not even a year old and Sony pretends it doesn't exist. Meanwhile, few games are on the horizon.

The same sentiment is expressed on this very forum in our gaming forum. Anyone with a Vita and sense SHOULD be worried.
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Broseidon

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« Reply #23433 on: June 24, 2012, 01:28:32 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=479816

Does this thread cause problems for anyone? It crashed my browser completely 3 times in a row as soon as I opened it.
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« Reply #23436 on: June 24, 2012, 02:00:22 PM »
The responses are so goddamn amazing. Fucking sloot.
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« Reply #23437 on: June 24, 2012, 02:03:07 PM »
sloot>slore
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Atramental

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« Reply #23438 on: June 24, 2012, 02:20:50 PM »
Seems like it's very easy to rustle people's jimmies on that body building forum.

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Joe Molotov

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« Reply #23440 on: June 24, 2012, 02:44:40 PM »
Body builders are weird. All them steroids and testosterone supplements seep into their brains.
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Momo

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« Reply #23441 on: June 24, 2012, 02:47:19 PM »
Body builders are weird. All them steroids and testosterone supplements seep into their brains.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=145959353

post 6, more NSFW.

what in the actual fuck is goin on there, i've read posts about wanting to rape people, gratuitous cock posting (no homo of course) and bitching about $18 no handjobs :lol

These guys are heavy on the joose :lol

Joe Molotov

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« Reply #23442 on: June 24, 2012, 02:57:20 PM »
dem gurus be meditating up at GAF.
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« Reply #23443 on: June 24, 2012, 02:59:02 PM »
Maybe it has to do with Evilore going on vacation

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« Reply #23444 on: June 24, 2012, 03:05:52 PM »
Body builders are weird. All them steroids and testosterone supplements seep into their brains.

That's why we have real men like you, Joe. <3
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« Reply #23445 on: June 24, 2012, 04:21:37 PM »
"No it's not. It's NeoGAF. It's fucking NeoGAF, motherfucker. "

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thisismyusername

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« Reply #23447 on: June 24, 2012, 08:12:22 PM »
I'm not sure if you're dense.

PSP did not bomb. It didn't sell as well as ds, but it didn't bomb. Vita,  however, is selling like a few thousand units in ALL TERRITORIES. No one is buying. That is the point. Meanwhile, Sony acts like it is dead. The product is not even a year old and Sony pretends it doesn't exist. Meanwhile, few games are on the horizon.

The same sentiment is expressed on this very forum in our gaming forum. Anyone with a Vita and sense SHOULD be worried.

Except it did "bomb" in Nintards eyes. That's the point: Half these threads on GAF are stealth Nintendofan trolls. It's been four-six months at most since the Vita launched. The 3DS was doing just as badly before Nintendo price-cutted and panicked. The thing is, Sony isn't doing that. It's only going to get worse before Sony learns to respond to it, but as far as "dead" going? No way.

Atramental

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« Reply #23448 on: June 24, 2012, 08:51:09 PM »
Looks like the King of Gross, aka Otrebor Nightmarecoat, is back.  :lol  :-X  :yuck

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39203314&postcount=18401

Vertigo

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« Reply #23449 on: June 24, 2012, 09:01:14 PM »
Wow.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=479823

Not sure I would be posting up something so private.

Basically the OP's mom was found murdered.

Diunx

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« Reply #23450 on: June 24, 2012, 09:20:10 PM »
Was just reading that! I'm always surprised how personal people are willing to get on message boards, guess he doesn't have many friends in real life to vent.
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« Reply #23451 on: June 24, 2012, 09:50:28 PM »
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« Reply #23452 on: June 24, 2012, 10:28:25 PM »
Was just reading that! I'm always surprised how personal people are willing to get on message boards, guess he doesn't have many friends in real life to vent.

Eh, sometimes you need to talk to someone who doesn't actually know you. 

Rman

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« Reply #23453 on: June 24, 2012, 10:55:34 PM »
Wow.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=479823

Not sure I would be posting up something so private.

Basically the OP's mom was found murdered.

I thought the thread title was a joke at first.  Very sad news. :'(

Olivia Wilde Homo

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« Reply #23454 on: June 24, 2012, 11:14:58 PM »
Wow.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=479823

Not sure I would be posting up something so private.

Basically the OP's mom was found murdered.

His mom was homeless?!
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« Reply #23455 on: June 24, 2012, 11:31:50 PM »
Wow.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=479823

Not sure I would be posting up something so private.

Basically the OP's mom was found murdered.

His mom was homeless?!

Sounds like she battled with drug abuse and mental illness. The article made it sound like she had been living in a homeless camp for the past six months.
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Rman

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« Reply #23456 on: June 24, 2012, 11:38:15 PM »
Wow.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=479823

Not sure I would be posting up something so private.

Basically the OP's mom was found murdered.

His mom was homeless?!
She's been in jail and out of rehab, she was probably living at the homeless camp.

StealthFan

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« Reply #23457 on: June 24, 2012, 11:48:02 PM »
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=145971273&page=1

This shit is funny and yet sad as all hell.
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Momo

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« Reply #23458 on: June 25, 2012, 01:57:33 AM »
Invalid link on that bb.com thread. However I imagine it is funny in a wasteland of humanity kind of way

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« Reply #23459 on: June 25, 2012, 05:29:28 AM »
Yeah, 6-10k/week Japan is like, 360 levels for the first half of this gen IIRC and that was ridiculed to hell and back for those sales back then.

As for the 3DS, like the Wii U, it won't do nearly as well as its predecessor, but it'll do OK overall. I'm expecting a ballpark within what the PSP ends up selling, maybe more. As for its longevity I think Nintendo still has to take the situation seriously for the next two or so years, after that, it'll be self-sustaining for the most part like the DS was. NSMB2+XL+turning a profit+eShop simul releases is a great bode of confidence though, on all four key fronts (software, hardware, profitability, digital.)

I don't think the majority of Japanese devs are ready to switch to making smartphone apps either so with the Vita fast becoming a noncontender, that pretty much just leaves 3DS. But I've been wrong before, and would love it if the Vita wasn't doing *as* bad since the smartphone gaming menace needs to be faced down. It's a legitimate form of entertainment that ain't going away, but neither are dedicated handhelds IMO. My worry is that the 3DS and Vita stumbling will keep spooking the keyholders to these companies (shareholders) who may do some hasty things in the name of short-term profitability.
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