The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[Himu]

grape juice doesn't taste like wine dumbdumb

If this is to me, my church didn't do communion with wine. They did it with grape juice.  In Disciples of Christ, they do communion EVERY SUNDAY.

[Momo]

Since this is now a thing, my juice list:

Top:
-Strawberry
-Cloudy Apple and Pear
-Guava
-Red Apple

Great
-Peach
-Mango
-Litchi
-random berry mixes
-cranberry

Okay in a pinch
-Apricot
-Grape
-Apple

Filthy Hobo Tier
-Orange

[Huff]

sucks, drinking wine at church was always super badass as a kid even if we all hated the taste

[Tasty]

Oh shit! Forgot about that Pomegranite. That shit is fire. Put that on God Tier.

Maybe there is hope for your tongue, infidel.

[Himu]

You put apple on god tier (also made god tier PURPLE )

[Momo]

I have some right here

Well if we're going to be listing the best ...


Strawberry juice

Strawberry juice?

If there's pure-berry juices out there I'll have to try them.

Yeah a good friend of mine from Austria alerted me to it's existence a few years back, ever since I've been hooked.

[Mr. Gundam]

Guava juice is king of juice and pineapple is queen of juice. Strawberry apple cider is pretty damn awesome, too.

[Eel O'Brian]

demi, word filter "cunt" to "grape juice"

[Tasty]

Forgot cider.

Apple cider is in my green tier.

Filthy Hobo Tier
-Orange

I don't really care for orange, but it's "good in a pinch" as you say. Good for breakfast, the acid will kill any bad breath from breakfast. Unlike milk which will give you bad breath. (<- I love milk btw. I defended its honor in that vegan thread.)

Has to be pulpless though. Pulp is nature's semen.

[Tasty]

You put apple on god tier (also made god tier PURPLE )

I never said I DIDN'T like apple juice. Just that I like grape better. And if it's my party, we're having my favorite juice goddamnit.

[Himu]

demi, word filter "cunt" to "grape juice"

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[Momo]

Guava juice is king of juice and pineapple is queen of juice. Strawberry apple cider is pretty damn awesome, too.

[Tasty]

demi, word filter "cunt" to "grape juice"

[Himu]

You put apple on god tier (also made god tier PURPLE )

I never said I DIDN'T like apple juice. Just that I like grape better. And if it's my party, we're having my favorite juice goddamnit.

FINE. Do you have rum at this party? y/n. I'll mix that grape juice in and get fucked up.

[Robo]

My favorite juice is tomato over ice. 

[Pringo]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=42987820&postcount=11244

I didn't know White Man was still around.

[Phoenix Dark]

Mumei demodded, wut is that true? I never saw him unfairly ban anyone. In fact, he participated in conversations instead of dictating them.

[Himu]

My favorite juice is tomato over ice. 

omg guys get him

[Mr. Gundam]

Juice is awesome. I love juice.

Too bad juice is really bad for you.

[Momo]

Forgot cider.

Apple cider is in my green tier.

Filthy Hobo Tier
-Orange

I don't really care for orange, but it's "good in a pinch" as you say. Good for breakfast, the acid will kill any bad breath from breakfast. Unlike milk which will give you bad breath. (<- I love milk btw. I defended its honor in that vegan thread.)

Has to be pulpless though. Pulp is nature's semen.

Everything about orange juice offends me. The taste, the texture, the way my jaw recedes into the back of my skull upon tasting it, nasty shit!

[Himu]

Juice is awesome. I love juice.

Too bad juice is really bad for you.

I feel ya. When Cormac brought up his diet plan about how we shouldn't drink juices, I wanted to die. How does one not drink juice? I've been on the stuff since age 1.

Forgot cider.

Apple cider is in my green tier.

Filthy Hobo Tier
-Orange

I don't really care for orange, but it's "good in a pinch" as you say. Good for breakfast, the acid will kill any bad breath from breakfast. Unlike milk which will give you bad breath. (<- I love milk btw. I defended its honor in that vegan thread.)

Has to be pulpless though. Pulp is nature's semen.

Everything about orange juice offends me. The taste, the texture, the way my jaw recedes into the back of my skull upon tasting it, nasty shit!

Sounds like you're drinking with pulp. Orange juice without pulp has texture like any other juice, breh!

[Robo]

My favorite juice is tomato over ice. 

omg guys get him

Don't worry, I'm sure PD will chime in soon about drinking water rung from Olive Garden noodles, stirred together with candy corn.

[Chinner]

gaf drama update : (assuming if not troll) evillore has cancelled his euro trip to come back and fix gaf

 

[Mr. Gundam]

Juice is awesome. I love juice.

Too bad juice is really bad for you.

I feel ya. When Cormac brought up his diet plan about how we shouldn't drink juices, I wanted to die. How does one not drink juice? I've been on the stuff since age 1.

Eat more fruit and drink less juice. Problem solved.

[Tasty]

You put apple on god tier (also made god tier PURPLE )

I never said I DIDN'T like apple juice. Just that I like grape better. And if it's my party, we're having my favorite juice goddamnit.

FINE. Do you have rum at this party? y/n. I'll mix that grape juice in and get fucked up.

No but you can bring your own.

[Momo]

Juice is awesome. I love juice.

Too bad juice is really bad for you.

Yeah I had to cut down when I realized calling people out for drinking soda all day long is hypocritical when I'm sucking down the juice of several fruits per glass. That and I magically gained some weight out of nowhere. Low carb/low sugar works for me  

[Himu]

My favorite juice is tomato over ice. 

omg guys get him

Don't worry, I'm sure PD will chime in soon about drinking water rung from Olive Garden noodles, stirred together with candy corn.

PD probably puts candy corn in his cereal.  Nasty ass nicca.

[brob]

mumei demodded? is evilore really that pressed for posture? Anyway, mumei was just as good a poster before he was modded so I assume he'll go about his regardless.

[Tasty]

My favorite juice is tomato over ice. 

omg guys get him

Don't worry, I'm sure PD will chime in soon about drinking water rung from Olive Garden noodles, stirred together with candy corn.

I'm sitting in work trying my hardest not to audibly laugh.

Juice is awesome. I love juice.

Too bad juice is really bad for you.

Better than soda, which is what I'm hooked on now.

Everything about orange juice offends me. The taste, the texture, the way my jaw recedes into the back of my skull upon tasting it, nasty shit!

Stop drinking it after you brush your teeth, dude.

[Joe Molotov]

Since this is now a thing, my juice list:

Top:
-Strawberry
-Cloudy Apple and Pear
-Guava
-Red Apple

Great
-Peach
-Mango
-Litchi
-random berry mixes
-cranberry

Okay in a pinch
-Apricot
-Grape
-Apple

Filthy Hobo Tier
-Orange

[Tasty]

Since this is now a thing, my juice list:

Top:
-Strawberry
-Cloudy Apple and Pear
-Guava
-Red Apple

Great
-Peach
-Mango
-Litchi
-random berry mixes
-cranberry

Okay in a pinch
-Apricot
-Grape
-Apple

Filthy Hobo Tier
-Orange

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Momo's a juice connoisseur (hipster), dontchatknow?

[Himu]

PD: do you put candy corn in any beverages?! If Lipton made a candy corn tea, would you buy it?!

[Momo]

Sounds like you're drinking with pulp. Orange juice without pulp has texture like any other juice, breh!

Over here it's better to squeeze your own orange juice, since it is the most popular juice a lot of makers make weird orange "mix" that is even more puketastic than normal. They mix it with all sorts of bullshit and sometimes if you are in a hurry you could mistakenly grab one of these monstrosities.

http://www.parmalat.co.za/index.php?id=33

[Mr. Gundam]

If Lipton made a candy corn tea, would you buy it?!

Don't give Japan any ideas.

[etiolate]

OJ is way better than apple juice

BE GONE MOMO, BE GONE!

[Momo]

How can one possibly be a badass when posting about one's juice preferences at Andrex's slumber party, thats some alpha alpha shit

OJ is way better than apple juice

BE GONE MOMO, BE GONE!

NEVER.

mods help.
 

[Himu]

Someone link to amirox hazing on gaf. I'm in a good mood thanks to this juice discussion, and now I want to laugh at gaffers.

[Mr. Gundam]

How can one possibly be a badass when posting about one's juice preferences at Andrex's slumber party, thats some alpha alpha shit

OJ is way better than apple juice

BE GONE MOMO, BE GONE!

NEVER.

mods help.

Juice is superior to stupid e-drama, that's why.

[Phoenix Dark]

PD: do you put candy corn in any beverages?! If Lipton made a candy corn tea, would you buy it?!

Doubtful; I don't drink tea or juice outside of special occasions.

[Himu]

PD: do you put candy corn in any beverages?! If Lipton made a candy corn tea, would you buy it?!

Doubtful; I don't drink tea or juice outside of special occasions.

I bet you'd drink candy corn flavored vodka.

[brob]

there is a real posh brand of juice I can get from the grocery store here that is lovely. they mix their juices though, strawberry and orange for instance is godlike. hella expensive tho.

[Momo]

I agree, we have some pretty fantastic and strange juices here. I once had prickly pear juice, the taste was totally but it's a thing that exists up north. (Basically the juice of the fruit of a cactus plant)

[Himu]

Juice is too delicious to quit. I will never quit you juice.

[Mr. Gundam]

there is a real posh brand of juice I can get from the grocery store here that is lovely. they mix their juices though, strawberry and orange for instance is godlike. hella expensive tho.

You mean like Dole?



Or this cheap yet tasty stuff?

[Huff]

I'm with the doctor, bloody mary's are the best juice

[Lan]

Juice is too delicious to quit. I will never quit you juice.

I quit juice and now only drink water, tea, and coffee (only in the morning).

Now juice taste like desert to me.

[Momo]

Brob, you guys have Woolworths right? I've seen and tasted some pretty great juices from their fridges.

[Mr. Gundam]

Juice is too delicious to quit. I will never quit you juice.

I quit juice and now only drink water, tea, and coffee (only in the morning).

Now juice taste like desert.

I rarely ever buy juice anymore, so when we do have it, I savour the stuff.

[Phoenix Dark]

Juice is too delicious to quit. I will never quit you juice.

I quit juice and now only drink water, tea, and coffee (only in the morning).

Now juice taste like desert.

Good to see I'm not the only one (although I don't drink coffee and rarely drink tea).

[Himu]

Juice is too delicious to quit. I will never quit you juice.

I quit juice and now only drink water, tea, and coffee (only in the morning).

Now juice taste like desert to me.

I drink about one-two cups of tea a day. I buy natural tea leaves and don't use tea bags.

come at me.

[Mr. Gundam]

I drink one or two cups of coffee in the morning, lots of water during the day and maybe milk with dinner.

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And beer on the weekends.

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[brob]

Brob, you guys have Woolworths right? I've seen and tasted some pretty great juices from their fridges.

if woolworths is a store, then no. if it's a brand, dunno. the one I'm talking about is called valsølille.

[tiesto]

I don't really drink much in the way of juice but right now I have a craving for Five Alive, haven't had it in years...

[Himu]

I prefer wine for dinner drink. Been buying bottles over the past few months and dining with wine almost every other week night. Feels good, girl.

[Tasty]

Them Euro drugs man. Made Evilore forget all about us. :'(

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=42990751&postcount=1551

Someone link to amirox hazing on gaf. I'm in a good mood thanks to this juice discussion, and now I want to laugh at gaffers.

Starts here: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=42989317#post42989317

Amirox is like cunt.  Wide variety of usage

new tag

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make it so

What does it mean to Amir0x someone?

Make them the butt of the joke, of course!

[Momo]

Brob, you guys have Woolworths right? I've seen and tasted some pretty great juices from their fridges.

if woolworths is a store, then no. if it's a brand, dunno. the one I'm talking about is called valsølille.

Yeah it's a store. I guess it's only us and the Aussies that have it, thought it branched out by now! That juice name even sounds pretentious

[Himu]

ahahaha holy shit, merciless

[Lan]

Juice is too delicious to quit. I will never quit you juice.

I quit juice and now only drink water, tea, and coffee (only in the morning).

Now juice taste like desert to me.

I drink about one-two cups of tea a day. I buy natural tea leaves and don't use tea bags.

come at me.

That is so kawaii Himour-san 

[brob]

That juice name even sounds pretentious

it's the name of a place. presumably where they make it. but yeah, I had to say it out loud the first time I read it.

[Lan]

also hi sexy man that I will not name who is lurking. lol