Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 5999101 times)

DCharlieJP · « **Reply #34800 on:** December 22, 2012, 07:16:44 PM »

The OKCupid thing is destroying the self labeling "Nice Guy" set

"These girls are always friend zoning me... <3 answers later> but if we are at a party and they get drunk i'm totally raping them. I might wear a condom, because i'm a nice guy"

archie4208 · « **Reply #34801 on:** December 22, 2012, 07:23:44 PM »

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #34802 on:** December 22, 2012, 07:24:37 PM »

Quote from: DCharlieJP on December 22, 2012, 07:16:44 PM

The OKCupid thing is destroying the self labeling "Nice Guy" set

"These girls are always friend zoning me... <3 answers later> but if we are at a party and they get drunk i'm totally raping them. I might wear a condom, because i'm a nice guy"

I'd totally drive them home the next morning and buy them breakfast, cause you know, that's what nice guys do.

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Except I'm broke and I don't know how to drive.

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DCharlieJP · « **Reply #34803 on:** December 22, 2012, 07:44:14 PM »

Quote from: archie4208 on December 22, 2012, 07:23:44 PM

jfc

why the fucking fuck would do this if you aren't Adrian Fucking Mole, age 13 3/4?!?

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #34804 on:** December 22, 2012, 07:47:34 PM »

I stepped out of a thread. I'm probably keeping it too real (read: asshole) but a dude whining about how his bro acts around his gf because he can't just talk to him about it, passive aggressive level max jesus.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=505252

People act different around other people, especially SOs, why they do this gaf.

BlackMage · « **Reply #34805 on:** December 22, 2012, 08:32:58 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on December 22, 2012, 07:47:34 PM

I stepped out of a thread. I'm probably keeping it too real (read: asshole) but a dude whining about how his bro acts around his gf because he can't just talk to him about it, passive aggressive level max jesus.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=505252

People act different around other people, especially SOs, why they do this gaf.

Who the fuck cares? Most were saying the same thing as you, anyway. Fucking bitch.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #34806 on:** December 22, 2012, 08:33:49 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on December 22, 2012, 08:32:58 PM

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on December 22, 2012, 07:47:34 PM
I stepped out of a thread. I'm probably keeping it too real (read: asshole) but a dude whining about how his bro acts around his gf because he can't just talk to him about it, passive aggressive level max jesus.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=505252

People act different around other people, especially SOs, why they do this gaf.

Who the fuck cares? Most were saying the same thing as you, anyway. Fucking bitch.

You care.

DCharlieJP · « **Reply #34807 on:** December 22, 2012, 08:34:06 PM »

BU BU BU HE BRINGS HIS GIRLFRIEND AND ACTS ALL WEIRD ON LIKE TWO DAYS IN THE PAST YEAR AND A HALF, TO THE GAFMOBILE TWATMAN!

I act differently around my kids, my SO, my boss, my bosses boss, at work, at football, on the internet, when meeting strangers, when with friends in Japan, when with friends from home. Just seems almost child like to think that people don't change their behaviour patterns per person/situation.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #34808 on:** December 22, 2012, 08:35:57 PM »

Quote from: DCharlieJP on December 22, 2012, 08:34:06 PM

BU BU BU HE BRINGS HIS GIRLFRIEND AND ACTS ALL WEIRD ON LIKE TWO DAYS IN THE PAST YEAR AND A HALF, TO THE GAFMOBILE TWATMAN!

Why doesn't he act that way around me? I want to be called his boo boo.

Hock · « **Reply #34809 on:** December 22, 2012, 08:36:09 PM »

That stuff doesn't annoy me that much. Ok so its a very petty problem, every one on earth has whined about some stupid shit every once in a while. And lets not act like gaf or any forum really is above petty problems. thats what off topic sections are for.

DCharlieJP · « **Reply #34810 on:** December 22, 2012, 08:37:55 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on December 22, 2012, 08:35:57 PM

Quote from: DCharlieJP on December 22, 2012, 08:34:06 PM
BU BU BU HE BRINGS HIS GIRLFRIEND AND ACTS ALL WEIRD ON LIKE TWO DAYS IN THE PAST YEAR AND A HALF, TO THE GAFMOBILE TWATMAN!

Why doesn't he act that way around me? I want to be called his boo boo.

the follow ups about how he doesn't tend to like his brothers girlfriends and all the other sly digs "she has a deep voice" etc then i suspect this is full on jealousy - he also makes note of how little he sees his brother and how he talks to his brothers friends about intimate details about his brothers relationships.

AKA The Stalker Younger Brother

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #34811 on:** December 22, 2012, 08:38:19 PM »

i act the same around everyone because i'm not a phony ass bitch.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #34812 on:** December 22, 2012, 08:38:49 PM »

Quote from: DCharlieJP on December 22, 2012, 08:37:55 PM

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on December 22, 2012, 08:35:57 PM
Quote from: DCharlieJP on December 22, 2012, 08:34:06 PM
BU BU BU HE BRINGS HIS GIRLFRIEND AND ACTS ALL WEIRD ON LIKE TWO DAYS IN THE PAST YEAR AND A HALF, TO THE GAFMOBILE TWATMAN!

Why doesn't he act that way around me? I want to be called his boo boo.

the follow ups about how he doesn't tend to like his brothers girlfriends and all the other sly digs "she has a deep voice" etc then i suspect this is full on jealousy - he also makes note of how little he sees his brother and how he talks to his brothers friends about intimate details about his brothers relationships.

AKA The Stalker Younger Brother

It's basically "passive aggressive: the thread." Not a fan of grizznkev.

BlackMage · « **Reply #34813 on:** December 22, 2012, 08:38:57 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on December 22, 2012, 08:33:49 PM

Quote from: BlackMage on December 22, 2012, 08:32:58 PM
Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on December 22, 2012, 07:47:34 PM
I stepped out of a thread. I'm probably keeping it too real (read: asshole) but a dude whining about how his bro acts around his gf because he can't just talk to him about it, passive aggressive level max jesus.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=505252

People act different around other people, especially SOs, why they do this gaf.

Who the fuck cares? Most were saying the same thing as you, anyway. Fucking bitch.

You care.

The only thing I care about is not being able to smash your fingers with a hammer right about now.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #34814 on:** December 22, 2012, 08:45:15 PM »

Quote from: DCharlieJP on December 22, 2012, 08:34:06 PM

BU BU BU HE BRINGS HIS GIRLFRIEND AND ACTS ALL WEIRD ON LIKE TWO DAYS IN THE PAST YEAR AND A HALF, TO THE GAFMOBILE TWATMAN!

I act differently around my kids, my SO, my boss, my bosses boss, at work, at football, on the internet, when meeting strangers, when with friends in Japan, when with friends from home. Just seems almost child like to think that people don't change their behaviour patterns per person/situation.

Fuck your phony ass, I keep it real!

FStop7 · « **Reply #34815 on:** December 22, 2012, 08:56:37 PM »

Grizz just needs to read the primers on Jungian archetypes in Persona 4 Golden and he'll be good to go.

PS - I had a McRib today and it was fucking EXQUISITE.

StealthFan · « **Reply #34816 on:** December 22, 2012, 09:47:02 PM »

McRibs lol. The cunt at the drive-thru tried shilling it to me. It's only a dollar!! No cunt, I will not partake in your "cult" item, even if I did enjoy it the last time I ate one.

I GOTTA FIGHT THE TREEEEEEEEEEEEENDS MAN

StealthFan · « **Reply #34817 on:** December 22, 2012, 10:27:26 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=505274

Wow. I wouldn't pay a dollar to post on this shit. Can't talk about porn, drugs, pirating etc. Waste of damn money.

headwalk · « **Reply #34818 on:** December 22, 2012, 11:13:15 PM »

Quote from: StealthFan on December 22, 2012, 10:27:26 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=505274

Wow. I wouldn't pay a dollar to post on this shit. Can't talk about porn, drugs, pirating etc. Waste of damn money.

there's this weird tendency to post a gaf thread here and be all "get a load of this virginity", then say essentially the same thing that everyone the thread is already saying aside from the hounded outliers.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #34819 on:** December 22, 2012, 11:23:38 PM »

Quote from: archie4208 on December 22, 2012, 07:23:44 PM

jfc

Ho. Lee. Crap. $:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$

DCharlieJP · « **Reply #34820 on:** December 22, 2012, 11:23:47 PM »

Quote from: The Experiment on December 22, 2012, 08:45:15 PM

Quote from: DCharlieJP on December 22, 2012, 08:34:06 PM
BU BU BU HE BRINGS HIS GIRLFRIEND AND ACTS ALL WEIRD ON LIKE TWO DAYS IN THE PAST YEAR AND A HALF, TO THE GAFMOBILE TWATMAN!

I act differently around my kids, my SO, my boss, my bosses boss, at work, at football, on the internet, when meeting strangers, when with friends in Japan, when with friends from home. Just seems almost child like to think that people don't change their behaviour patterns per person/situation.

Fuck your phony ass, I keep it real!

Everyone is fake to an extent, and - addressing the "Nice Guy" nonsense - "Even the nicest of guys has some nasty within 'em, You don't have to be backlit to be the villain"

Momo · « **Reply #34821 on:** December 22, 2012, 11:24:57 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on December 22, 2012, 11:23:38 PM

Quote from: archie4208 on December 22, 2012, 07:23:44 PM
jfc

Ho. Lee. Crap. $:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$

Is that what I think it is? $:-\$

demi · « **Reply #34822 on:** December 22, 2012, 11:30:04 PM »

An hour to jerk off? lol.

headwalk · « **Reply #34823 on:** December 22, 2012, 11:31:39 PM »

Quote from: demi on December 22, 2012, 11:30:04 PM

An hour to jerk off? lol.

romance isn't dead.

Broseidon · « **Reply #34824 on:** December 22, 2012, 11:33:02 PM »

Long jerk sessions are awesome.

demi · « **Reply #34825 on:** December 22, 2012, 11:34:14 PM »

Don't you jerk off to horses or something? Ew.

demi · « **Reply #34826 on:** December 22, 2012, 11:36:19 PM »

There's nothing at all remotely worth jerking off for an hour. Having sex for an hour could be fun. At least you can talk about the Knicks or something.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #34827 on:** December 22, 2012, 11:39:12 PM »

Maybe he's just really picky.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #34828 on:** December 22, 2012, 11:43:58 PM »

ive at times spent a good amount of time trying to find something decent only to never find it and give up.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #34829 on:** December 22, 2012, 11:47:01 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on December 22, 2012, 11:43:58 PM

ive at times spent a good amount of time trying to find something decent only to never find it and give up.

Do you ever a fake it, just so you won't disappoint yourself?

Atramental · « **Reply #34830 on:** December 22, 2012, 11:54:02 PM »

Quote from: archie4208 on December 22, 2012, 07:23:44 PM

jfc

Oh my sweet baby Jesus.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #34831 on:** December 22, 2012, 11:55:30 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on December 22, 2012, 11:47:01 PM

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on December 22, 2012, 11:43:58 PM
ive at times spent a good amount of time trying to find something decent only to never find it and give up.

Do you ever a fake it, just so you won't disappoint yourself?

no. as mentioned before in this thread, i'm not a phony ass bitch.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #34832 on:** December 23, 2012, 12:16:13 AM »

Sometimes I'll go to xvideos.com, see the front page full of porn I want to jerk it to, get paralyzed by the great choices, and then fret for five minutes about which one I want to look at/jerk off to.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #34833 on:** December 23, 2012, 12:24:44 AM »

Quote from: The Experiment on December 23, 2012, 12:16:13 AM

Sometimes I'll go to xvideos.com, see the front page full of porn I want to jerk it to, get paralyzed by the great choices, and then fret for five minutes about which one I want to look at/jerk off to.

"mebee the nsfw thread has something good..."

StealthFan · « **Reply #34834 on:** December 23, 2012, 12:32:23 AM »

Quote from: The Experiment on December 23, 2012, 12:16:13 AM

Sometimes I'll go to xvideos.com, see the front page full of porn I want to jerk it to, get paralyzed by the great choices, and then fret for five minutes about which one I want to look at/jerk off to.

I do this but I'll click on one and start, and then find others to continue spanking to, until I find the one I want to finish to. Usually takes an hour or more, sometimes less. I don't record the times tho...

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #34835 on:** December 23, 2012, 12:42:00 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on December 23, 2012, 12:24:44 AM

Quote from: The Experiment on December 23, 2012, 12:16:13 AM
Sometimes I'll go to xvideos.com, see the front page full of porn I want to jerk it to, get paralyzed by the great choices, and then fret for five minutes about which one I want to look at/jerk off to.

"mebee the nsfw thread has something good..."

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #34836 on:** December 23, 2012, 12:53:53 AM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on December 22, 2012, 12:51:00 PM

Fine. Fixed it. Bitch.

you didn't have to change it, i was kidding about naming it the psychoanalysis thread. old thread title was more accurate

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #34837 on:** December 23, 2012, 01:02:14 AM »

It should have been Who Roofied Sarah Palmer.

Akala · « **Reply #34838 on:** December 23, 2012, 01:04:20 AM »

Quote from: demi on December 22, 2012, 11:36:19 PM

There's nothing at all remotely worth jerking off for an hour. Having sex for an hour could be fun. At least you can talk about the Knicks or something.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #34839 on:** December 23, 2012, 01:24:54 AM »

Quote from: demi on December 22, 2012, 11:36:19 PM

There's nothing at all remotely worth jerking off for an hour. Having sex for an hour could be fun. At least you can talk about the Knicks or something.

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benjipwns · « **Reply #34840 on:** December 23, 2012, 01:34:02 AM »

Polygon counting expert is back arguing pokeymans looks like a high end PS1 game:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45682693&postcount=168
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45683278&postcount=188
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45685074&postcount=230

Tasty · « **Reply #34841 on:** December 23, 2012, 01:39:34 AM »

There's a big difference in effect due to the camera positioning but the graphics are essentially the same. HG/SS look better than B/W, even. But that's because the new angles make too many jaggies.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #34842 on:** December 23, 2012, 02:04:38 AM »

My longest sessions usually entail clicking multiple links/tabs. I'll find something new, then remember some classic scene and open it, then I'll find another new video, open a recommended video, etc. Then I go back and forth depending on how my boner responds to each video. If I lose blood pressure I'll switch to another tab, etc

Himu · « **Reply #34843 on:** December 23, 2012, 02:23:09 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=505280

fucking gaffers

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #34844 on:** December 23, 2012, 02:44:05 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on December 23, 2012, 01:34:02 AM

Polygon counting expert is back arguing pokeymans looks like a high end PS1 game:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45682693&postcount=168
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45683278&postcount=188
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45685074&postcount=230

This guy is one of the dumbest people I've ever seen. Geez.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #34845 on:** December 23, 2012, 02:47:42 AM »

Another embarrassing Ninthing, for anyone keeping scores.

MIMIC · « **Reply #34846 on:** December 23, 2012, 03:41:51 AM »

@ the thread title change(s)

GAF mods would approve =p

Purple Filth · « **Reply #34847 on:** December 23, 2012, 03:53:58 AM »

are they sure he's not some alt or something

dude is a fucking idiot.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #34848 on:** December 23, 2012, 05:15:26 AM »

Oh no, he's very real.

DCharlieJP · « **Reply #34849 on:** December 23, 2012, 07:21:30 AM »

Posted some Internal Section just to crush stupidity with a jack-heeled boot.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #34850 on:** December 23, 2012, 09:15:14 AM »

The only times i've gone for an hour is when a) I'm stoned or drunk and b) can't find the *perfect* video.

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on December 23, 2012, 02:23:09 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=505280

fucking gaffers

Now they've gone too far. We must take the next step, Boreans. We must wage cyber warfare.

Fletch, Caddyshack, the vacation movies, SNL. That guy was awesome back in the day.

headwalk · « **Reply #34851 on:** December 23, 2012, 09:40:37 AM »

Quote from: The Wrath Of Drugula on December 23, 2012, 09:33:51 AM

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on December 23, 2012, 02:23:09 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=505280

fucking gaffers

I very much dislike Community and I think Chevy Chase is one of the few good parts. I guess I'm an old man or whatever.

his barely concealed seething contempt for everyone and everything to do with the production is the closest thing that show has to a redeeming feature.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #34852 on:** December 23, 2012, 09:58:09 AM »

Not gonna lie, I never liked anything Chevy Chase is in. Although I like that he dogs Community so he redeems himself a little there.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #34853 on:** December 23, 2012, 10:12:47 AM »

Quote from: headwalk on December 23, 2012, 09:40:37 AM

Quote from: The Wrath Of Drugula on December 23, 2012, 09:33:51 AM
Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on December 23, 2012, 02:23:09 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=505280

fucking gaffers

I very much dislike Community and I think Chevy Chase is one of the few good parts. I guess I'm an old man or whatever.

his barely concealed seething contempt for everyone and everything to do with the production is the closest thing that show has to a redeeming feature.

[insert annoying alison brie reaction gif here]

Quote from: The Experiment on December 23, 2012, 09:58:09 AM

Not gonna lie, I never liked anything Chevy Chase is in. Although I like that he dogs Community so he redeems himself a little there.

Have you seen Fletch?

Barry Egan · « **Reply #34854 on:** December 23, 2012, 10:13:15 AM »

gotta side with the GAF thread on this one. Chevy Chase is godawful.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #34855 on:** December 23, 2012, 10:50:28 AM »

christmas vacation is utterly unfunny. watching it is like having chevy chase defecate directly onto your humor centers.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #34856 on:** December 23, 2012, 10:57:08 AM »

and yet Community slashes the humor centers with a rusty dull knife, savaging and leaving them for dead.

drew · « **Reply #34857 on:** December 23, 2012, 11:13:10 AM »

he was amazing in caddyshack, how can one deny this I don't know.

DCharlieJP · « **Reply #34858 on:** December 23, 2012, 11:40:13 AM »

I tried to watch Community a few times and it was absolutely fucking horrible.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #34859 on:** December 23, 2012, 01:17:37 PM »

literally everything good that involves Chevy Chase is in spite of his participation. To see what happens when Chevy Chase is actually given creative control to do something funny, check out his talk show.

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