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Our own Nilay Patel has had a headache since this morning's playing session, as has columnist-at-large Michael Gartenberg 


lol  wow

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sony should add a vuvuzela option to induce headaches into people buying PSP2 too! :smug
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Another Ubisoft game
[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Awesome trailer.
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Our own Nilay Patel has had a headache since this morning's playing session, as has columnist-at-large Michael Gartenberg 


lol  wow

Part of it is tech,part of it is people messing around with non-familiar device

either way,fuck this fake shit,give us holograms,real holodeck not this brain melting stuff
 :pirate can see the 3D world just fine,no dizziness(except from alcohol  :smug )

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Kinect is a small,but important step towards that
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I've gone from 'OMG DAY 1, first handheld I'm going to buy since GBA' to 'eh' so very quickly since the lead up to launch has been peppered with so much disappointing news. Primarily region locking and crappy sounding online implementation. ffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuck Nintendo
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Is that a miniature poodle? :heart
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Looks like a pretty good line up to me. Go play your shitty first person shooters, babbies.

Mean while I'll be playing my 3ds and Tactics Ogre on my psp.
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Looks like a pretty good line up to me.

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I heard Nintendo was going to move their 3DS production facility

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Looks like a pretty good line up to me.

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Go play Football Manager, plebe.
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u mad?
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I'm mad that you always seem mad at me :(
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it's just a front :-*
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Isn't the 3DS supposed to be more powerful then the PSP? How come all the games look like Sub Dreamcast graphics?
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3DS is really shaping to be the pinnacle of gaming :smug

Target audience is obviously someone that has lots of money,has 3D fetish,loves ports and dreams about Ubisoft games

btw,saw something on gaf about 3DS Pikmin game

E3: OMG MGS3, MAINLINE RE, RE MERCS, SSFIV, DOA, ZELDA OOT REMAKE, STARFOX 64 REMAKE, ETC. ETC. ETC. ALL AT LAUNCH!!!!!!!!!

Today: lol no

I never understood the reactions to the E3 reveal fucking ports and shit looking games everywhere and yet everyone was losing their shit.
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Seeing the PS3 for the first time at E3 was pretty awesome though.  Even though my friend and I knew that those "PS3"s had nothing inside, it was still cool to see them with all the fancy sports cars-like paint jobs.  It's too bad that Sony never even bothered to release limited editions of those fancy colored PS3s. 

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I hope the next Paper Mario is as good as TTYD. Every Mario RPG since then has sucked.

But yeah the launch line up is pretty terrible. Kid Icarus, Paper Mario, and Resident Evil are the only interesting games there, and I'm in no rush to play any of them. Everything else is a remake or rehash of old games with superior versions already available.
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The 3ds supports mp3s.
This changes things.

hmmmm.
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The 3ds supports mp3s.
This changes things.

hmmmm.


i guess, if you want the largest and most inconvenient mp3 player ever.

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Ghost Recon game is by J.Gallop

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The 3ds supports mp3s.
This changes things.

hmmmm.


i guess, if you want the largest and most inconvenient mp3 player ever.

I broke my ipod. I need chunky durable things. :fbm
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The 3ds supports mp3s.
This changes things.

hmmmm.


i guess, if you want the largest and most inconvenient mp3 player ever.

3DS is a PSP killer in every way :bow

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I don't know, Street Fighter IV looks pretty bad-fucking-ass if I were a fighting game fan.  I'll probably wait until June when OoT is out.
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what is this j.gallop stuff
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SF4 would be cool if you did take your 3DS around with you.  For me, it is worse version of the same game I already have on PS3/360, with worse controls.  Even though Street Fighter is a billion times more interesting than DoA, if I got one 3DS fighting game (ignoring Blazblue) it would be DoA because it at least seems new.

I'm speaking more from my opinion experiences.  I bought Tekken on PSP and didn't play it much and passed on Soul Calibur psp when that came out.  The last fighting game I really played on a handheld was Street Fighter 2 on the GBA.  well, ignoring anime fighters like the Bleach games and Jump - Stars games.

realistically I'll buy pilot wings and the thing will sit here doing nothing until the next batch of games come out.  I haven't learned my lesson from pretty much every other console launch, except maybe the Dreamcast.

Ghost Recon game is by J.Gallop

yeah, that seems like it may be the surprise exception from Ubisoft's usual pile-o-quickie shit ports.

what is this j.gallop stuff

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« Last Edit: January 20, 2011, 01:12:19 AM by Linkzg »

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I don't know, Street Fighter IV looks pretty bad-fucking-ass if I were a fighting game fan.  I'll probably wait until June when OoT is out.

It sure does. That's why I've been playing it for 9 months.
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some ninfags haven't  ;)
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Lazer Squad :bow2


Gametrailers has bunch off-screen videos

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]
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boxart time





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Also, why do we need cases that are CD dimensions with DVD case thickness for a frigging smartcard!?


probably some marketing reason,casuals are strange...i don't think that Nintendo cares about some hardcore nerd drooling over boxart

Smaller case is bound to cost less money...small amount,but million copies
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Make them thin as fuck

Thin as fuck has some negative connotations imo, even though it's software keeping classic media dimensions has a certain level of comfort.

and stop wasting so much shitty plastic. Use card, paper, whatever.

:lol funny you should say this as greenpeace has Nintendo as one of the least 'green' electronics manufacturers


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It makes no sense to me either.
money,unwilling to change,it was fine before so let's continue,marketing...it's just wtf

This is like making 360 without DVD but maintaining the same size.DVD is like half of the 360

PSP2 will be interesting to see
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[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

dead or alive giving a new meaning to button mashing :smug
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Aw, now I want to play Links Awakening again.
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Aw, now I want to play Links Awakening again.

probably the best sentiment related to a zelda games

link's awakening! the only actualy really good zelda! even if it has that horrible horrible trading fetch quest
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any news if OoT has extra content? Only extra areas can get me to buy it again.

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[youtube=560,345]vW41M_1zM4o[/youtube]
Resistance weakening...
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Any reports about the battery life, and for how much we can extend it?
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Nintendo official faq,via ign

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Battery Duration: When playing Nintendo 3DS software about 3-5 hours. When playing Nintendo DS software about 5-8 hours. Battery duration differs depending on the brightness setting of the screen. The information regarding battery duration is a rough standard. It can be shorter depending on what functions of the Nintendo 3DS system are used.

David Yarnton,managing director of Nintendo UK.

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Eurogamer: The 3DS' 3.5 to 5 hour battery life has disappointed quite a few people.

David Yarnton: Actually, if you have the 3D, Wi-Fi and other functions off it's longer than five hours. You're looking at a totally new piece of equipment that's doing lots of different things compared to previous products. It's a different ball-game. But if you don't have the 3D on it will be longer than five hours.

So yeah,battery life is here and there

We won't know until somebody buys the thing or some tech site gets it for review
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can you post the official faq
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I thought you couldn't turn off the wifi?

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I'm waiting for the inevitable 3DS Lite.  I'm not paying $250 for a 3DS.

I hope the next Paper Mario is as good as TTYD. Every Mario RPG since then has sucked.

But yeah the launch line up is pretty terrible. Kid Icarus, Paper Mario, and Resident Evil are the only interesting games there, and I'm in no rush to play any of them. Everything else is a remake or rehash of old games with superior versions already available.


Nintendo's launches have pretty much all been terrible.  They seem to hit their stride about a year in, blow their load over the next two years after that, and then abandon the hardware.

The 3DS lineup is much better than the first year of the DS.  Your options for most of the first year were Mario 64 DS, Yoshi Touch and Go, Nintendogs, or Kirby Canvas Curse.  I see at least twice that amount of potentially good games to come out in the first year of the 3DS, even if some of them are port jobs.  That is just what we know.
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Some opinion piece

Opinion: Nintendo 3DS Is a Last-Gen Game Machine

http://www.wired.com/gamelife/2011/01/nintendo-3ds-analysis/

It will be interesting to see how 3DS revisions will be handled

DS was going up,but 3DS has $250 starting point...

I like this

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Ever since the cautionary tale of the PSP, I’ve been skeptical whenever game industry watchers line up in universal praise of anything. It’s not that I have a contrarian streak. It’s because when everybody seems to be on board with a new product, that means it is too understandable to them: It’s exactly like what is popular now, but better, therefore it could not possibly fail.
« Last Edit: January 20, 2011, 03:22:55 PM by maxy »
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it's surprising to see Kohler of all people dissenting a bit.
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That's actually a pretty awesome Kohler quote. I liked that article.

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Too bad Kohlers a fat racist.
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Too bad you're a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow
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Too bad I actually have proof of Kohler being one and he also called me a "distinguished black fellow".
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wow, good job Kohler
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Too bad I actually have proof of Kohler being one and he also called me a "distinguished black fellow".

Meh I called someone that once. I didn't mean it and only did it because he called me a cigarillo first. :(
But I let him know I don't think less of him really, so Kohler's not necessarily a racist. 
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I wonder if the post is still here on these forums. It was brought up years ago when I first joined I think and then Kohler stepped in and bumblefoot his way out a excuse.
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Yeah, I read that article today and really liked it. I had no idea it was Kohler's. I thought everything he said was pretty reasonable, drawing comparisons to the PSP launch was a bit grim, but still made sense.

Too bad Kohlers a fat racist.

Too bad I actually have proof of Kohler being one and he also called me a "distinguished black fellow".

If you're gonna start another one of your nerd-rage episodes about him I'm gonna freaking ban you on the spot.

Jesus, Every fucking time.
« Last Edit: January 20, 2011, 05:03:50 PM by Shah Rukh Khan »
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Thin as fuck has some negative connotations imo

That's what she said!! LMAO!
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We went over this like 5 years ago go look up the thread if you want the proof.
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"Yes, this case will be nailed shut with a final, decisive piece of evidence"
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I don't give a fuck ban me, side with a racist I don't give a fuck. If I could search i'd look it up myself BUT I CAN'T.
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It's amazing how i've been here for 5-6 years and I still don't get no fuckign respect
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