Author Topic: Fuck it, it's getting it's own thread: Trailer for Atlas Shrugged (here be lolz)  (Read 2367 times)

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Dickie Dee

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I love the modern day setting and rail infrastructure not being TEH SOCIALISM
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 I'm sure the modern audience will sympathize with the oppressed aristocrats of the industrial era.

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Looks...unimaginably bad.
« Last Edit: February 11, 2011, 06:10:52 PM by Great Rumbler »
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LOL, just noticed it's opening tax day
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I can't tell who isn't the villain.

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I can't tell who isn't the villain.

I was thinking the same thing.  :lol
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I can't tell who isn't the villain.

this, it's like a TNT cable movie about a Bond Villain convention
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Should have made Bioshock instead. 

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You know, I really do have to give props for at least making this film.  It appears to be independently made and distributed.  That can be a tough business to raise money for, and for this film it must have been particularily brutal.

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Can I has monies to make Rand-ian spectacule?  Mr. Objectivist, please?
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Why, I admire greatly the works of Ayn Rand.  Here, let me write you a check.
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Um, sir.  The check is addressed to "Your Mama" and is for the amount of "Fuck Off!"
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And?

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so the book is about trains?
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It looks like James Bond + There Will Be Blood.

I give it 4 1/2 Gold Bars out of 5. [/foc]
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Talk about a horrific trailer, regardless of the story's content

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Talk about a horrific trailer, regardless of the story's content

Indeed.  You have no idea what the fuck the movie's about, or why you should go see it, based on the trailer.
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you liberals would be lapping this up if it was directed by Michael Moore or some Hollywood bleeding heart :rofl :rofl :rofl

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Why does this exist?

I don't know about the ocean but I'm pretty sure we know how high the sky is.
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you liberals would be lapping this up if it was directed by Michael Moore or some Hollywood bleeding heart :rofl :rofl :rofl



Someone's trying too hard.

In any case:  Fuck Michael Moore.

Except for Canadian Bacon.  That's a classic.

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you liberals would be lapping this up if it was directed by Michael Moore or some Hollywood bleeding heart :rofl :rofl :rofl



Coming to theaters in 2012: Rob Reiner's The Communist Manifesto
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Should have made Bioshock instead. 
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Edit: Just watched the trailer. I am at a loss for words. I would love to have been in the meeting where they thought this would be a good idea :-\
« Last Edit: February 12, 2011, 12:42:19 AM by E-DuB »

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I can't tell who isn't the villain.

this, it's like a TNT cable movie about a Bond Villain convention
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After the movie inevitably fails at the box office more spectacularly than Maurice trying to get a woman to touch his junk, causing the other two installments to NOT get made, you have to wonder... will this mean that THE MARKET HAS SPOKEN re: objectivism???
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the Ferengi' 9th rule of acquisition tells us that "Opportunity plus instinct equals profit" I somehow doubt that the Grand Nagus would think this film to be profitable.

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the Ferengi' 9th rule of acquisition tells us that "Opportunity plus instinct equals profit" I somehow doubt that the Grand Nagus would think this film to be profitable.

But if Quark is willing to be a part of the film, surely he sees opportunity for profit in it.
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The monologue should feature lots of exposition shots and a tense Hans Zimmer score
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Part 3 will necessarily have to be 2 hours of radio speech.

At least until the 3 hour Unrated Director's Cut comes out, with monologue too steamy for the original release!
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Part 3 will necessarily have to be 2 hours of radio speech.

The actual speech clocks in at ~3 hours :spin
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I picked up one of these books off the shelf of the library and flipped through it for a few minutes. What a piece of shit

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I can tell that Galt's speech will take up part 3 all by itself AND require a part 4.  :-\
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It would be cool if they, like, came up with some awesome trippy visuals to illustrate Galt's speech.
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It would be cool if they, like, came up with some awesome trippy visuals to illustrate Galt's speech.

LOL, glad this was the last reply

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Have you decided how you’ll tackle John Galt’s epic speech in part three?

Well, I’m looking at a number of different things. Having John Galt give that speech, it might be in a casino environment. It might be that he is at a mountain retreat, rather than being where he is captured, not…that violent scene at the end. But we’re going to take a look. It doesn’t have to copy just that.

No, it absolutely will be a concentrate of entertaining words with a total, philosophic…But, you know, part three could be a musical…like a Les Miserables kind of a musical. That’s part of the impact and I guess I haven’t said this publicly yet, but I’m looking at it completely different if part three is a musical with quality music that’s done in a certain way that people will like. I mean, if you saw the play Les Miserable without the music, and then with the music, you may go in there saying, ‘oh hell, I would never want to see that great book in a musical.’ That’s going to shock a lot of people to see part three be a musical, and part two may be very different from part three and very different from part one. It has to be new, you know…We get a freshness, a vitality about it, and yet it has the same, rock-solid principles and philosophies that we all know and love.

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Definitive cultural touchstone of the early '10s? Seems so

Also, I'm stealing "Quality music done in a certain way people will like" for my new band's tagline.
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promo clip, which is getting the Rand crowd excited.

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is it just me, or is everyone in this film/book a huge piece of shit?

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looks better than Mad Men

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I'd say the film, at least this scene is actually competently directed, there's decent cinematography, tasteful music.  It looks like a real film, even the acting is sorta okay, the weird part is the dialog, which is just, how to say?  I don't know how to put it more succinctly rather then "ripped from a 1940's studio melodrama picture", which given the all the modern trappings on display just seems damn peculiar.