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A Song of Ice and Fire discussion
« on: May 15, 2011, 07:47:12 PM »
I decided to stop shitting up the HBO thread with spoilers. For this thread, please use "Book #: (spoiler)".

That said, Book 3
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Holy fuck! I did not see the wedding slaughter coming. I was like legitimately depressed afterwards. There are a lot of neat clues Martin leaves- How bad the band is, how crappy the food is, Frey's obvious slights towards Robb. But then Martin murders like the entire fucking cast of the novel! What the fuuuuuuuuu. I quit right after. Poor Arya, though. I'm kind of exhuasted of her storyline because the same fucking thing happens everytime. Okay, back to reading
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Re: A Song of Ice and Fire discussion
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2011, 07:48:25 PM »
Like I said, don't worry about it. But I guess this is a good idea nonetheless.
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Re: A Song of Ice and Fire discussion
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2011, 08:01:37 PM »
Lots of people are just watching the TV show. And the book is crammed with WTF moments that it's a total shame to ruin them for someone. Book 3 has an especially large number of whiplash WHAT THE FUCK things going on
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Re: A Song of Ice and Fire discussion
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2011, 08:05:42 PM »
I'm about 310 pages into Clash of Kings at the moment.
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Re: A Song of Ice and Fire discussion
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2011, 08:07:33 PM »
I'm about 310 pages into Clash of Kings at the moment.

CoK was far and away my least favorite of the 3 so far. Some cool stuff happens towards the end, but it's a lot of moving pieces around and scenery chewing. Stick with it!
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Re: A Song of Ice and Fire discussion
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2011, 08:22:50 PM »
It's taking me FOREVER to get through CoK. It's a total slog 85% of the time.
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Re: A Song of Ice and Fire discussion
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2011, 08:28:07 PM »
It's taking me FOREVER to get through CoK. It's a total slog 85% of the time.

Agreed. The end is pretty good, but Martin just introduces 95 new plot elements that don't bloom until Book 3. I think Book 1 is kind of a prologue, Book 2 is Chapter 1 and Book 3 is OHMYGODTHEBEST. He's kind of ihn over his head in Book 2 and he disregards all the compelling stuff.
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Re: A Song of Ice and Fire discussion
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2011, 08:40:30 PM »
I decided to stop shitting up the HBO thread with spoilers. For this thread, please use "Book #: (spoiler)".

That said, Book 3
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Holy fuck! I did not see the wedding slaughter coming. I was like legitimately depressed afterwards. There are a lot of neat clues Martin leaves- How bad the band is, how crappy the food is, Frey's obvious slights towards Robb. But then Martin murders like the entire fucking cast of the novel! What the fuuuuuuuuu. I quit right after. Poor Arya, though. I'm kind of exhuasted of her storyline because the same fucking thing happens everytime. Okay, back to reading
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I was listening to the audio book at work and when I got to that part I paused it and stop working and just sat there taking in what just fucking happened then I kept listening and MORE FUCKING JAW DROPPING STUFF KEEPS HAPPENING! definitely the best book of the series so far I can't wait to see what crazy shit he has written for ADWD :hyper
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Re: A Song of Ice and Fire discussion
« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2011, 02:14:38 AM »
I also like the way Danereys is slowly (Book3):
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becoming the last heroic, decent person left alive in the novel. She started off kind of power crazed, but now she seems like the best person for the job
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Re: A Song of Ice and Fire discussion
« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2011, 02:27:10 AM »
I decided to stop shitting up the HBO thread with spoilers. For this thread, please use "Book #: (spoiler)".

That said, Book 3
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Holy fuck! I did not see the wedding slaughter coming. I was like legitimately depressed afterwards. There are a lot of neat clues Martin leaves- How bad the band is, how crappy the food is, Frey's obvious slights towards Robb. But then Martin murders like the entire fucking cast of the novel! What the fuuuuuuuuu. I quit right after. Poor Arya, though. I'm kind of exhuasted of her storyline because the same fucking thing happens everytime. Okay, back to reading
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I remember having to read that paragraph twice because I simply couldn't believe what had happened. Robb was my favorite character of the books to that point, and it was painful watching him make such poor decisions after basically running shit through most of ACOK.

I loved Arya's POVs in ACOK, and in ASOS as well. Although of course imo they were better in ACOK, where it was basically a kid on a fucking dangerous adventure. Things slow down in ASOS for her
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Re: A Song of Ice and Fire discussion
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2011, 10:46:47 PM »
Massive family tree, possible spoilers but cool

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Re: A Song of Ice and Fire discussion
« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2011, 02:29:25 AM »
No spoilers, it's current as of Page 1.

The End of Book 3 is kind of goofy.

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I'm not sure I buy Tyrion GOING ROGUE, but it was neat. The Pyeter murdering Lysa AND the poisoning reveal was AWESOME. Undead Catelyn was silly.
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Re: A Song of Ice and Fire discussion
« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2011, 07:47:29 AM »
Had an interesting discussion about the parentage of Jon Snow on twitter, and how it is likely to be the key revelation of the whole series. This makes a lot of sense to me, in terms of the overall 'Ice and Fire' structure of the book, with Snow being Ice obviously, and Daenerys and her dragons being 'Fire'.

See more at link below, even the title of which is potentially a spoiler (if it turns out to be true, that is, at the moment it is just a fan theory...)

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Re: A Song of Ice and Fire discussion
« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2011, 05:59:36 PM »
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Will be interesting to see how Dany responds to such news if the rumor is true. The stuff we know about ADWD thus far suggests an impostor Targaryen is going to be raised up in the east. The aftermath of that could make Dany quite hesitant or hostile to anymore challenges on her title as the last dragon.

Also, how would Stannis take the news, assuming he was around to hear it. Likewise, how would he view Dany.

The Westeros forums are great but the Jon fans are kind of ridiculous to the point where I hope the rumor, which has been fought over for years, isn't true. I trust Martin as a writer, but the "bastard boy revealed as true king" trope is rather generic . Thus far he has continually thrown our expectations/guesses out the window, so hopefully the same happens here even if the rumor is true. Good example of Jon nonsense: the people who take for granted that he's Robb's heir. That is never confirmed or done "on screen" - Robb argues with his mother over it, then decrees his heir behind closed doors. Jon is certainly the most logical candidate, but it's not confirmed. This is definitely the mystery I'm most excited about being revealed in ADWD
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Re: A Song of Ice and Fire discussion
« Reply #14 on: December 28, 2011, 07:52:42 PM »
New The Winds of Winter sample! :hyper

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    The king's voice was choked with anger.  "You are a worse pirate than Salladhor Saan."
     Theon Greyjoy opened his eyes.  His shoulders were on fire and he could not move his hands.  For half a heartbeat he feared he was back in his old cell under the Dreadfort, that the jumble of memories inside his head was no more than the residue of some fever dream. I was asleep, he realized.  That, or passed out from the pain.  When he tried to move, he swung from side to side, his back scraping against stone.  He was hanging from a wall inside a tower, his wrists chained to a pair of rusted iron rings.
     The air reeked of burning peat.  The floor was hard-packed dirt.  Wooden steps spiraled up inside the walls to the roof.  He saw no windows.  The tower was dank, dark, and comfortless, its only furnishings a high-backed chair and a scarred table resting on three trestles.  No privy was in evidence, though Theon saw a champerpot in one shadowed alcove.  The only light came from the candles on the table.  His feet dangled six feet off the floor.
     "My brother's debts," the king was muttering.  "Joffrey's too, though that baseborn abomination was no kin to me."  Theon twisted in his chains.  He knew that voice. Stannis.
     Theon Greyjoy chortled.  A stab of pain went up his arms, from his shoulders to his wrists.  All he had done, all he had suffered, Moat Cailin and Barrowton and Winterfell, Abel and his washerwomen, Crowfood and his Umbers, the trek through the snows, all of it had only served to exchange one tormentor for another.
     "Your Grace," a second voice said softly.  "Pardon, but your ink has frozen."  The Braavosi, Theon knew.  What was his name?  Tycho... Tycho something... "Perhaps a bit of heat... ?"
     "I know a quicker way."  Stannis drew his dagger.  For an instant Theon thought that he meant to stab the banker.  You will never get a drop of blood from that one, my lord, he might have told him.  The king laid the blade of the knife against the ball of his left thumb, and slashed.  "There.  I will sign in mine own blood.  That ought to make your masters happy."
     "If it please Your Grace, it will please the Iron Bank."
     Stannis dipped a quill in the blood welling from his thumb and scratched his name across the piece of parchment.  "You will depart today.  Lord Bolton may be on us soon.  I will not have you caught up in the fighting."
     "That would be my preference as well."  The Braavosi slipped the roll of parchment inside a wooden tube.  "I hope to have the honor of calling on Your Grace again when you are seated on your Iron Throne."
     "You hope to have your gold, you mean.  Save your pleasantries.  It is coin I need from Braavos, not empty courtesy.  Tell the guard outside I have need of Justin Massey."
     "It would be my pleasure.  The Iron Bank is always glad to be of service."  The banker bowed.
     As he left, another entered; a knight.  The king's knights had been coming and going all night, Theon recalled dimly.  This one seemed to be the king's familiar.  Lean, dark-haired, hard-eyed, his face marred by pockmarks and old scars, he wore a faded surcoat embroidered with three moths.  "Sire," he announced, "the maester is without.  And Lord Arnolf sends word that he would be most pleased to break his fast with you."
     "The son as well?"
     "And the grandsons.  Lord Wull seeks audience as well.  He wants — "
     "I know what he wants."  The king indicated Theon.  "Him.  Wull wants him dead.  Flint, Norrey... all of them will want him dead.  For the boys he slew.  Vengeance for their precious Ned."
     "Will you oblige them?"
     "Just now, the turncloak is more use to me alive.  He has knowledge we may need.  Bring in this maester."  The king plucked a parchment off the table and squinted over it.  A letter, Theon knew.  Its broken seal was black wax, hard and shiny.  I know what that says, he thought, giggling.
Stannis looked up.  "The turncloak stirs."
     "Theon.  My name is Theon."  He had to remember his name.
     "I know your name.  I know what you did."
     "I saved her."  The outer wall of Winterfell was eighty feet high, but beneath the spot where he had jumped the snows had piled up to a depth of more than forty.  A cold white pillow.  The girl had taken the worst of it.  Jeyne, her name is Jeyne, but she will never tell them.  Theon had landed on top of her, and broken some of her ribs.  "I saved the girl," he said.  "We flew."
     Stannis snorted.  "You fell.  Umber saved her.  If Mors Crowfood and his men had not been outside the castle, Bolton would have had the both of you back in moments."
     Crowfood.  Theon remembered.  An old man, huge and powerful, with a ruddy face and a shaggy white beard.  He had been seated on a garron, clad in the pelt of a gigantic snow bear, its head his hood.  Under it he wore a stained white leather eye patch that reminded Theon of his uncle Euron.  He'd wanted to rip it off Umber's face, to make certain that underneath was only an empty socket, not a black eye shining with malice.  Instead he had whimpered through his broken teeth and said, "I am — "
     " —  a turncloak and a kinslayer," Crowfood had finished.  "You will hold that lying tongue, or lose it."         
     But Umber had looked at the girl closely, squinting down with his one good eye.  "You are the younger daughter?"
     And Jeyne had nodded.  "Arya.  My name is Arya."
     "Arya of Winterfell, aye.  When last I was inside those walls, your cook served us a steak and kidney pie.  Made with ale, I think, best I ever tasted.  What was his name, that cook?"
     "Gage," Jeyne said at once.  "He was a good cook.  He would make lemoncakes for Sansa whenever we had lemons."
     Crowfood had fingered his beard.  "Dead now, I suppose.  That smith of yours as well.  A man who knew his steel.  What was his name?"
     Jeyne had hesitated.  Mikken, Theon thought.  His name was Mikken.  The castle blacksmith had never made any lemoncakes for Sansa, which made him far less important than the castle cook in the sweet little world she had shared with her friend Jeyne Poole.  Remember, damn you.  Your father was the steward, he had charge of the whole household.  The smith's name was Mikken, Mikken, Mikken.  I had him put to death before me!
     "Mikken," Jeyne said.
     Mors Umber had grunted.  "Aye."  What he might have said or done next Theon never learned, for that was when the boy ran up, clutching a spear and shouting that the portcullis on Winterfell's main gate was rising.  And how Crowfood had grinned at that.
     Theon twisted in his chains, and blinked down at the king.  "Crowfood found us, yes, he sent us here to you, but it was me who saved her.  Ask her yourself."  She would tell him.  "You saved me," Jeyne had whispered, as he was carrying her through the snow.  She was pale with pain, but she had brushed one hand across his cheek and smiled.  "I saved Lady Arya," Theon whispered back at her.  And then all at once Mors Umber's spears were all around them.  "Is this my thanks?" he asked Stannis, kicking feebly against the wall.  His shoulders were in agony.  His own weight was tearing them from their sockets.  How long had he been hanging here?  Was it still night outside?  The tower was windowless, he had no way to know.     
     "Unchain me, and I will serve you."
     "As you served Roose Bolton and Robb Stark?"  Stannis snorted.  "I think not.  We have a warmer end in mind for you, turncloak.  But not until we're done with you."
     He means to kill me.  The thought was queerly comforting.  Death did not frighten Theon Greyjoy.  Death would mean an end to pain.   "Be done with me, then," he urged the king.  "Take off my head off and stick it on a spear.  I slew Lord Eddard's sons, I ought to die.  But do it quick.  He is coming."
     "Who is coming?  Bolton?"
     "Lord Ramsay," Theon hissed.  "The son, not the father.  You must not let him take him.  Roose... Roose is safe within the walls of Winterfell with his fat new wife.  Ramsay is coming."
     "Ramsay Snow, you mean.  The Bastard."
     "Never call him that!"  Spittle sprayed from Theon's lips.  "Ramsay Bolton, not Ramsay Snow, never Snow, never, you have to remember his name, or he will hurt you."
     "He is welcome to try.  Whatever name he goes by."
     The door opened with a gust of cold black wind and a swirl of snow.  The knight of the moths had returned with the maester the king had sent for, his grey robes concealed beneath a heavy bearskin pelt.  Behind them came two other knights, each carrying a raven in a cage.  One was the man who'd been with Asha when the banker delivered him to her, a burly man with a winged pig on his surcoat.  The other was taller, broad-shouldered and brawny.  The big man's breastplate was silvered steel inlaid with niello; though scratched and dinted, it still shone in the candlelight.  The cloak that he wore over it was fastened with a burning heart.
     "Maester Tybald," announced the knight of the moths.
     The maester sank to his knees.  He was red-haired and round-shouldered, with close-set eyes that kept flicking toward Theon hanging on the wall.  "Your Grace.  How may I be of service?"
     Stannis did not reply at once.  He studied the man before him, his brow furrowed.  "Get up."  The maester rose.  "You are maester at the Dreadfort.  How is it you are here with us?"
     "Lord Arnolf brought me to tend to his wounded."
     "To his wounded?  Or his ravens?"
     "Both, Your Grace."
     "Both."  Stannis snapped the word out.  "A maester's raven flies to one place, and one place only.  Is that correct?"
     The maester mopped sweat from his brow with his sleeve.  "N-not entirely, Your Grace.  Most, yes.  Some few can be taught to fly between two castles.  Such birds are greatly prized.  And once in a very great while, we find a raven who can learn the names of three or four or five castles, and fly to each upon command.  Birds as clever as that come along only once in a hundred years."
     Stannis gestured at the black birds in the cages.  "These two are not so clever, I presume."
     "No, Your Grace.  Would that it were so."
     "Tell me, then.  Where are these two trained to fly?"
     Maester Tybald did not answer.  Theon Greyjoy kicked his feet feebly, and laughed under his breath.  Caught!
     "Answer me.  If we were to loose these birds, would they return to the Dreadfort?"  The king leaned forward.  "Or might they fly for Winterfell instead?"
     Maester Tybald pissed his robes.  Theon could not see the dark stain spreading from where he hung, but the smell of piss was sharp and strong.       
     "Maester Tybald has lost his tongue," Stannis observed to his knights.  "Godry, how many cages did you find?"
     "Three, Your Grace," said the big knight in the silvered breastplate.  "One was empty."
     "Y-your Grace, my order is sworn to serve, we... "
     "I know all about your vows.  What I want to know is what was in the letter that you sent to Winterfell.  Did you perchance tell Lord Bolton where to find us?"
     "S-sire."  Round-shouldered Tybald drew himself up proudly.
     "The rules of my order forbid me to divulge the contents of Lord Arnolf's letters."
     "Your vows are stronger than your bladder, it would seem."
     "Your Grace must understand — "
     "Must I?"  The king shrugged.  "If you say so.  You are a man of learning, after all.  I had a maester on Dragonstone who was almost a father to me.  I have great respect for your order and its vows.  Ser Clayton does not share my feelings, though.  He learned all he knows in the wynds of Flea Bottom.  Were I to put you in his charge, he might strangle you with your own chain or scoop your eye out with a spoon."
     "Only the one, Your Grace," volunteered the balding knight, him of the winged pig.  "I'd leave t'other."
     "How many eyes does a maester need to read a letter?" asked Stannis.  "One should suffice, I'd think.  I would not wish to leave you unable to fulfill your duties to your lord.  Roose Bolton's men may well be on their way to attack us even now, however, so you must understand if I skimp on certain courtesies.  I will ask you once again.  What was in the message you sent to Winterfell?"
     The maester quivered.  "A m-map, Your Grace."
     The king leaned back in his chair.  "Get him out of here," he commanded.  "Leave the ravens."  A vein was throbbing in his neck.  "Confine this grey wretch to one of the huts until I decide what is to be done with him."
     "It will be done," the big knight declared.  The maester vanished in another blast of cold and snow.  Only the knight of the three moths remained.
     Stannis glowered up at Theon where he hung.  "You are not the only turncloak here, it would seem.  Would that all the lords in the Seven Kingdoms had but a single neck... "  He turned to his knight.  "Ser Richard, whilst I am breaking fast with Lord Arnolf, you are to disarm his men and take them into custody.  Most will be asleep.  Do them no harm, unless they resist.  It may be they did not know.  Question some upon that point... but sweetly.  If they had no knowledge of this treachery, they shall have the chance to prove their loyalty."  He snapped a hand in dismissal.  "Send in Justin Massey."
     Another knight, Theon knew, when Massey entered.  This one was fair, with a neatly trimmed blond beard and thick straight hair so pale it seemed more white than gold.  His tunic bore the triple spiral, an ancient sigil for an ancient House.  "I was told Your Grace had need of me," he said, from one knee.
     Stannis nodded.  "You will escort the Braavosi banker back to the Wall.  Choose six good men and take twelve horses."
     "To ride or eat?"
     The king was not amused.  "I want you gone before midday, ser.  Lord Bolton could be on us any moment, and it is imperative that the banker return to Braavos.  You shall accompany him across the narrow sea."
     "If there is to be a battle, my place is here with you."
     "Your place is where I say it is.  I have five hundred swords as good as you, or better, but you have a pleasing manner and a glib tongue, and those will be of more use to me at Braavos then here.  The Iron Bank has opened its coffers to me.  You will collect their coin and hire ships and sellswords.  A company of good repute, if you can find one.  The Golden Company would be my first choice, if they are not already under contract.  Seek for them in the Disputed Lands, if need be.  But first hire as many swords as you can find in Braavos, and send them to me by way of Eastwatch.  Archers as well, we need more bows."
     Ser Justin's hair had fallen down across one eye.  He pushed it back and said, "The captains of the free companies will join a lord more readily than a mere knight, Your Grace.  I hold neither lands nor title, why should they sell their swords to me?"
     "Go to them with both fists full of golden dragons," the king said, in an acid tone.  "That should prove persuasive.  Twenty thousand men should suffice.  Do not return with fewer."
     "Sire, might I speak freely?"
     "So long as you speak quickly."
     "Your Grace should go to Braavos with the banker."
     "Is that your counsel?  That I should flee?"  The king's face darkened.  "That was your counsel on the Blackwater as well, as I recall.  When the battle turned against us, I let you and Horpe chivvy me back to Dragonstone like a whipped cur."
     "The day was lost, Your Grace."
     "Aye, that was what you said.  'The day is lost, sire.  Fall back now, that you may fight again.'  And now you would have me scamper off across the narrow sea... "
     "... to raise an army, aye.  As Bittersteel did after the Battle of the Redgrass Field, where Daemon Blackfyre fell."
     "Do not prate at me of history, ser.  Daemon Blackfyre was a rebel and usurper, Bittersteel a bastard.  When he fled, he swore he would return to place a son of Daemon's upon the Iron Throne.  He never did.  Words are wind, and the wind that blows exiles across the narrow sea seldom blows them back.  That boy Viserys Targaryen spoke of return as well.  He slipped through my fingers at Dragonstone, only to spend his life wheedling after sellswords.  'The Beggar King,' they called him in the Free Cities.  Well, I do not beg, nor will I flee again.  I am Robert's heir, the rightful king of Westeros.  My place is with my men.  Yours is in Braavos.  Go with the banker, and do as I have bid."
     "As you command," Ser Justin said.
     "It may be that we shall lose this battle," the king said grimly.  "In Braavos you may hear that I am dead.  It may even be true.  You shall find my sellswords nonetheless."
     The knight hesitated.  "Your Grace, if you are dead — "
     " — you will avenge my death, and seat my daughter on the Iron Throne.  Or die in the attempt."
     Ser Justin put one hand on his sword hilt.  "On my honor as a knight, you have my word."
     "Oh, and take the Stark girl with you.  Deliver her to Lord Commander Snow on your way to Eastwatch."  Stannis tapped the parchment that lay before him.  "A true king pays his debts."
     Pay it, aye, thought Theon.  Pay it with false coin.  Jon Snow would see through the impostesure at once.  Lord Stark's sullen bastard had known Jeyne Poole, and he had always been fond of his little half-sister Arya.
     "The black brothers will accompany you as far as Castle Black," the king went on.  "The ironmen are to remain here, supposedly to fight for us.  Another gift from Tycho Nestoris.  Just as well, they would only slow you down.  Ironmen were made for ships, not horses.  Lady Arya should have a female companion as well.  Take Alysane Mormont."
     Ser Justin pushed back his hair again.  "And Lady Asha?"
     The king considered that a moment.  "No."
     "One day Your Grace will need to take the Iron Islands.  That will go much easier with Balon Greyjoy's daughter as a catspaw, with one of your own leal men as her lord husband."
     "You?"  The king scowled.  "The woman is wed, Justin."
     "A proxy marriage, never consummated.  Easily set aside.  The groom is old besides.  Like to die soon."
     From a sword through his belly if you have your way, ser worm.  Theon knew how these knights thought.
     Stannis pressed his lips together.  "Serve me well in this matter of the sellswords, and you may have what you desire.  Until such time, the woman must needs remain my captive."
     Ser Justin bowed his head.  "I understand."
     That only seemed to irritate the king.  "Your understanding is not required.  Only your obedience.  Be on your way, ser."
     This time, when the knight took his leave, the world beyond the door seemed more white than black.
     Stannis Baratheon paced the floor.  The tower was a small one, dank and cramped.  A few steps brought the king around to Theon.  "How many men does Bolton have at Winterfell?"
     "Five thousand.  Six.  More."  He gave the king a ghastly grin, all shattered teeth and splinters.  "More than you."
     "How many of those is he like to send against us?"
     "No more than half."  That was a guess, admittedly, but it felt right to him.  Roose Bolton was not a man to blunder blindly out into the snow, map or no.  He would hold his main strength in reserve, keep his best men with him, trust in Winterfell's massive double wall.  "The castle was too crowded.  Men were at each other's throats, the Manderlys and Freys especially.  It's them his lordship's sent after you, the ones that he's well rid of."
     "Wyman Manderly."  The king's mouth twisted in contempt.  "Lord Too-Fat-to-Sit-a-Horse.  Too fat to come to me, yet he comes to Winterfell.  Too fat to bend the knee and swear me his sword, yet now he wields that sword for Bolton.  I sent my Onion Lord to treat with him, and Lord Too-Fat butchered him and mounted his head and hands on the walls of White Harbor for the Freys to gloat over.  And the Freys... has the Red Wedding been forgotten?"
     "The north remembers.  The Red Wedding, Lady Hornwood's fingers, the sack of Winterfell, Deepwood Motte and Torrhen's Square, they remember all of it."  Bran and Rickon.  They were only miller's boys.  "Frey and Manderly will never combine their strengths.  They will come for you, but separately.  Lord Ramsay will not be far behind them.  He wants his bride back.  He wants his Reek."  Theon's laugh was half a titter, half a whimper.  "Lord Ramsay is the one Your Grace should fear."
     Stannis bristled at that.  "I defeated your uncle Victarion and his Iron Fleet off Fair Isle, the first time your father crowned himself.  I held Storm's End against the power of the Reach for a year, and took Dragonstone from the Targaryens.  I smashed Mance Rayder at the Wall, though he had twenty times my numbers.  Tell me, turncloak, what battles has the Bastard of Bolton ever won that I should fear him?"
     You must not call him that!  A wave of pain washed over Theon Greyjoy.  He closed his eyes and grimaced.  When he opened them again, he said, "You do not know him."
     "No more than he knows me."
     "Knows me," cried one of the ravens the maester had left behind.  It flapped its big black wings against the bars of its cage.
     "Knows," it cried again.
     Stannis turned.  "Stop that noise."
     Behind him, the door opened.  The Karstarks had arrived.
     Bent and twisted, the castellan of Karhold leaned heavily on his cane as he made his way to the table.  Lord Arnolf's cloak was fine grey wool, bordered in black sable and clasped with a silver starburst.  A rich garment, Theon thought, on a poor excuse for a man.  He had seen that cloak before, he knew, just as he had seen the man who wore it.  At the Dreadfort.  I remember.  He sat and supped with Lord Ramsay and Whoresbane Umber, the night they brought Reek up from his cell.
     The man beside him could only be his son.  Fifty, Theon judged, with a round soft face like his father's, if Lord Arnolf went to fat.  Behind him walked three younger men.  The grandsons, he surmised.  One wore a chainmail byrnie.  The rest were dressed for breakfast, not for battle.  Fools.
     "Your Grace."  Arnolf Karstark bowed his head.  "An honor."  He looked for a seat.  Instead his eyes found Theon.  "And who is this?"  Recognition came a heartbeat later.  Lord Arnolf paled.
     His stupid son remained oblivious.  "There are no chairs," the oaf observed.  One of the ravens screamed inside its cage.
     "Only mine."  King Stannis sat in it.  "It is no Iron Throne, but here and now it suits."  A dozen men had filed through the tower door, led by the knight of the moths and the big man in the silvered breastplate.  "You are dead men, understand that," the king went on.  "Only the manner of your dying remains to be determined.  You would be well advised not to waste my time with denials.  Confess, and you shall have the same swift end that the Young Wolf gave Lord Rickard.  Lie, and you will burn.  Choose."
     "I choose this."  One of the grandsons seized his sword hilt, and made to draw it.
     That proved to be a poor choice.  The grandson's blade had not even cleared his scabbard before two of the king's knights were on him.  It ended with his forearm flopping in the dirt and blood spurting from his stump, and one of his brothers stumbling for the stairs, clutching a belly wound.  He staggered up six steps before he fell, and came crashing back down to the floor.
     Neither Arnolf Karstark nor his son had moved.
     "Take them away," the king commanded.  "The sight of them sours my stomach."  Within moments, the five men had been bound and removed.  The one who had lost his sword arm had fainted from loss of blood, but his brother with the belly wound screamed loud enough for both of them.  "That is how I deal with betrayal, turncloak," Stannis informed Theon.
     "My name is Theon."
     "As you will.  Tell me, Theon, how many men did Mors Umber have with him at Winterfell?"
     "None.  No men."  He grinned at his own wit.  "He had boys.  I saw them."  Aside from a handful of half-crippled serjeants, the warriors that Crowfood had brought down from Last Hearth were hardly old enough to shave.  "Their spears and axes were older than the hands that clutched them.  It was Whoresbane Umber who had the men, inside the castle.  I saw them too.  Old men, every one."  Theon tittered.  "Mors took the green boys and Hother took the greybeards.  All the real men went with the Greatjon and died at the Red Wedding.  Is that what you wanted to know, Your Grace?"
     King Stannis ignored the jibe.  "Boys," was all he said, disgusted.  "Boys will not hold Lord Bolton long."
     "Not long," Theon agreed.  "Not long at all."
     "Not long," cried the raven from its cage.
     The king gave the bird an irritated look.  "That Braavosi banker claimed Ser Aenys Frey is dead.  Did some boy do that?"
     "Twenty green boys, with spades," Theon told him.  "The snow fell heavily for days.  So heavily that you could not see the castle walls ten yards away, no more than the men up on the battlements could see what was happening beyond those walls.  So Crowfood set his boys to digging pits outside the castle gates, then blew his horn to lure Lord Bolton out.  Instead he got the Freys.  The snow had covered up the pits, so they rode right into them.  Aenys broke his neck, I heard, but Ser Hosteen only lost a horse, more's the pity.  He will be angry now."
     Strangely, Stannis smiled.  "Angry foes do not concern me.  Anger makes men stupid, and Hosteen Frey was stupid to begin with, if half of what I have heard of him is true.  Let him come."
     "He will."
     "Bolton has blundered," the king declared.  "All he had to do was sit inside his castle whilst we starved.  Instead he has sent some portion of his strength forth to give us battle.  His knights will be horsed, ours must fight afoot.  His men will be well nourished, ours go into battle with empty bellies.  It makes no matter.  Ser Stupid, Lord Too-Fat, the Bastard, let them come.  We hold the ground, and that I mean to turn to our advantage."
     "The ground?" said Theon.  "What ground?  Here?  This misbegotten tower?  This wretched little village?  You have no high ground here, no walls to hide beyond, no natural defenses."
     "Yet."
     "Yet," both ravens screamed in unison.  Then one quorked, and the other muttered, "Tree, tree, tree."
     The door opened.  Beyond, the world was white.  The knight of the three moths entered, his legs caked with snow.  He stomped his feet to knock it off and said, "Your Grace, the Karstarks are taken.  A few of them resisted, and died for it.  Most were too confused, and yielded quietly.  We have herded them all into the longhall and confined them there."
     "Well done."
     "They say they did not know.  The ones we've questioned."
     "They would."
     "We might question them more sharply... "
     "No.  I believe them.  Karstark could never have hoped to keep his treachery a secret if he shared his plans with every baseborn manjack in his service.  Some drunken spearman would have let it slip one night whilst laying with a whore.  They did not need to know.  They are Karhold men.  When the moment came they would have obeyed their lords, as they had done all their lives."
     "As you say, Sire."
     "What of your own losses?"
     "One of Lord Peasebury's men was killed, and two of mine were wounded.  If it please Your Grace, though, the men are growing anxious.  There are hundreds of them gathered around the tower, wondering what's happened.  Talk of treason is on every lip.  No one knows who to trust, or who might be arrested next.  The northmen especially — "
     "I need to talk with them.  Is Wull still waiting?"
     "Him and Artos Flint.  Will you see them?"
     "Shortly.  The kraken first."
     "As you command."  The knight took his leave.
     My sister, Theon thought, my sweet sister.  Though he had lost all feeling in his arms, he felt the twisting in his gut, the same as when that bloodless Braavosi banker presented him to Asha as a 'gift.'  The memory still rankled.  The burly, balding knight who'd been with her had wasted no time shouting for help, so they'd had no more than a few moments before Theon was dragged away to face the king.  That was long enough.  He had hated the look on Asha's face when she realized who he was; the shock in her eyes, the pity in her voice, the way her mouth twisted in disgust.  Instead of rushing forward to embrace him, she had taken half a step backwards.  "Did the Bastard do this to you?" she had asked.
     "Don't you call him that."  Then the words came spilling out of Theon in a rush.  He tried to tell her all of it, about Reek and the Dreadfort and Kyra and the keys, how Lord Ramsay never took anything but skin unless you begged for it.  He told her how he'd saved the girl, leaping from the castle wall into the snow.  "We flew.  Let Abel make a song of that, we flew."  Then he had to say who Abel was, and talk about the washerwomen who weren't truly washerwomen.  By then Theon knew how strange and incoherent all this sounded, yet somehow the words would not stop.  He was cold and sick and tired... and weak, so weak, so very weak.
     She has to understand.  She is my sister.  He never wanted to do any harm to Bran or Rickon.  Reek made him kill those boys, not him Reek but the other one.  "I am no kinslayer," he insisted.  He told her how he bedded down with Ramsay's bitches, warned her that Winterfell was full of ghosts.  "The swords were gone.  Four, I think, or five.  I don't recall.  The stone kings are angry."  He was shaking by then, trembling like an autumn leaf.  "The heart tree knew my name.  The old gods.  Theon, I heard them whisper.  There was no wind but the leaves were moving.  Theon, they said.  My name is Theon."  It was good to say the name.  The more he said it, the less like he was to forget.  "You have to know your name," he'd told his sister.  "You... you told me you were Esgred, but that was a lie.  Your name is Asha."
     "It is," his sister had said, so softly that he was afraid that she might cry.  Theon hated that.  He hated women weeping.  Jeyne Poole had wept all the way from Winterfell to here, wept until her face was purple as a beetroot and the tears had frozen on her cheeks, and all because he told her that she must be Arya, or else the wolves might send them back.  "They trained you in a brothel," he reminded her, whispering in her ear so the others would not hear.  "Jeyne is the next thing to a whore, you must go on being Arya."  He meant no hurt to her.  It was for her own good, and his.  She has to remember her name.  When the tip of her nose turned black from frostbite, and the one of the riders from the Night's Watch told her she might lose a piece of it, Jeyne had wept over that as well.  "No one will care what Arya looks like, so long as she is heir to Winterfell," he assured her.  "A hundred men will want to marry her.  A thousand."
     The memory left Theon writhing in his chains.  "Let me down," he pleaded.  "Just for a little while, then you can hang me up again."  Stannis Baratheon looked up at him, but did not answer.  "Tree," a raven cried.  "Tree, tree, tree."
     Then other bird said, "Theon," clear as day, as Asha came striding through the door.
     Qarl the Maid was with her, and Tristifer Botley.  Theon had known Botley since they were boys together, back on Pyke.  Why has she brought her pets?  Does she mean to cut me free?  They would end the same way as the Karstarks, if she tried.
     The king was displeased by their presence as well.  "Your guards may wait without.  If I meant harm to you, two men would not dissuade me."
     The ironborn bowed and retreated.  Asha took a knee.  "Your Grace.  Must my brother be chained like that?  It seems a poor reward for bringing you the Stark girl."
     The king's mouth twitched.  "You have a bold tongue, my lady.  Not unlike your turncloak brother."
     "Thank you, Your Grace."
     "It was not a compliment."  Stannis gave Theon a long look.  "The village lacks a dungeon, and I have more prisoners than I anticipated when we halted here."  He waved Asha to her feet.  "You may rise."
     She stood.  "The Braavosi ransomed my seven of my men from Lady Glover.  I would glady pay a ransom for my brother."
     "There is not enough gold on all your Iron Islands.  Your brother's hands are soaked with blood.  Farring is urging me to give him to R'hllor."
     "Clayton Suggs as well, I do not doubt."
     "Him, Corliss Penny, all the rest.  Even Ser Richard here, who only loves the Lord of Light when it suits his purposes."
     "The red god's choir only knows a single song."
     "So long as the song is pleasing in god's ears, let them sing.  Lord Bolton's men will be here sooner than we would wish.  Only Mors Umber stands between us, and your brother tells me his levies are made up entirely of green boys.  Men like to know their god is with them when they go to battle."
     "Not all your men worship the same god."
     "I am aware of this.  I am not the fool my brother was."
     "Theon is my mother's last surviving son.  When his brothers died, it shattered her.  His death will crush what remains of her... but I have not come to beg you for his life."
     "Wise.  I am sorry for your mother, but I do not spare the lives of turncloaks.  This one, especially.  He slew two sons of Eddard Stark.  Every northman in my service would abandon me if I showed him any clemency.  Your brother must die."
     "Then do the deed yourself, Your Grace."  The chill in Asha's voice made Theon shiver in his chains.  "Take him out across the lake to the islet where the weirwood grows, and strike his head off with that sorcerous sword you bear.  That is how Eddard Stark would have done it.  Theon slew Lord Eddard's sons.  Give him to Lord Eddard's gods.  The old gods of the north.  Give him to the tree."
     And suddenly there came a wild thumping, as the maester's ravens hopped and flapped inside their cages, their black feathers flying as they beat against the bars with loud and raucous caws.  "The tree," one squawked, "the tree, the tree," whilst the second screamed only, "Theon, Theon, Theon."
     Theon Greyjoy smiled.  They know my name, he thought.
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Re: A Song of Ice and Fire discussion
« Reply #15 on: December 28, 2011, 08:15:33 PM »
A Dance With Dragons is so bad I've given up on this series. Will only watch tv series' for now on.
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« Reply #16 on: December 28, 2011, 08:16:38 PM »
smh.
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« Reply #17 on: December 28, 2011, 08:58:45 PM »
ffffuuuu

It's worth noting that Martin and his editor agreed to move the battle of Winterfell out of ADWD and into TWOW, something many have complained about. I haven't read that sample chapter yet, but given who the POV is it's safe to say that was once in ADWD.

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« Reply #18 on: December 28, 2011, 09:12:18 PM »
A Dance With Dragons is so bad I've given up on this series. Will only watch tv series' for now on.

I know how you feel. Really got no interest in going back to finish off ADWD now.
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« Reply #19 on: December 28, 2011, 09:59:00 PM »
That chapter was pretty awesome. Hmmm

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-Surely this chapter supports the theory that Ramsay's letter was fake. It seems likely that the Manderly forces will kill off the Freys as a sign of fealty to Stannis. Perhaps they'll bring back Stannis' sword as proof that he has been defeated. Perhaps the Manderlys will return to Winterfell with Stannis' men posing as members of their army; that would be a pretty badass way to siege the castle without breaking the walls.

-Sounds like Bran might try to save Theon?

-Some of the best Stannis moments are here. I won't how he plans on dealing with Ramsay's much larger army

-The knight and Poole/Fake Arya will reach the Wall after Jon's death, so no one will be able to recognize her as a fraud.
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« Reply #20 on: December 28, 2011, 10:00:25 PM »
New The Winds of Winter sample! :hyper

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    The king's voice was choked with anger.  "You are a worse pirate than Salladhor Saan."
     Theon Greyjoy opened his eyes.  His shoulders were on fire and he could not move his hands.  For half a heartbeat he feared he was back in his old cell under the Dreadfort, that the jumble of memories inside his head was no more than the residue of some fever dream. I was asleep, he realized.  That, or passed out from the pain.  When he tried to move, he swung from side to side, his back scraping against stone.  He was hanging from a wall inside a tower, his wrists chained to a pair of rusted iron rings.
     The air reeked of burning peat.  The floor was hard-packed dirt.  Wooden steps spiraled up inside the walls to the roof.  He saw no windows.  The tower was dank, dark, and comfortless, its only furnishings a high-backed chair and a scarred table resting on three trestles.  No privy was in evidence, though Theon saw a champerpot in one shadowed alcove.  The only light came from the candles on the table.  His feet dangled six feet off the floor.
     "My brother's debts," the king was muttering.  "Joffrey's too, though that baseborn abomination was no kin to me."  Theon twisted in his chains.  He knew that voice. Stannis.
     Theon Greyjoy chortled.  A stab of pain went up his arms, from his shoulders to his wrists.  All he had done, all he had suffered, Moat Cailin and Barrowton and Winterfell, Abel and his washerwomen, Crowfood and his Umbers, the trek through the snows, all of it had only served to exchange one tormentor for another.
     "Your Grace," a second voice said softly.  "Pardon, but your ink has frozen."  The Braavosi, Theon knew.  What was his name?  Tycho... Tycho something... "Perhaps a bit of heat... ?"
     "I know a quicker way."  Stannis drew his dagger.  For an instant Theon thought that he meant to stab the banker.  You will never get a drop of blood from that one, my lord, he might have told him.  The king laid the blade of the knife against the ball of his left thumb, and slashed.  "There.  I will sign in mine own blood.  That ought to make your masters happy."
     "If it please Your Grace, it will please the Iron Bank."
     Stannis dipped a quill in the blood welling from his thumb and scratched his name across the piece of parchment.  "You will depart today.  Lord Bolton may be on us soon.  I will not have you caught up in the fighting."
     "That would be my preference as well."  The Braavosi slipped the roll of parchment inside a wooden tube.  "I hope to have the honor of calling on Your Grace again when you are seated on your Iron Throne."
     "You hope to have your gold, you mean.  Save your pleasantries.  It is coin I need from Braavos, not empty courtesy.  Tell the guard outside I have need of Justin Massey."
     "It would be my pleasure.  The Iron Bank is always glad to be of service."  The banker bowed.
     As he left, another entered; a knight.  The king's knights had been coming and going all night, Theon recalled dimly.  This one seemed to be the king's familiar.  Lean, dark-haired, hard-eyed, his face marred by pockmarks and old scars, he wore a faded surcoat embroidered with three moths.  "Sire," he announced, "the maester is without.  And Lord Arnolf sends word that he would be most pleased to break his fast with you."
     "The son as well?"
     "And the grandsons.  Lord Wull seeks audience as well.  He wants — "
     "I know what he wants."  The king indicated Theon.  "Him.  Wull wants him dead.  Flint, Norrey... all of them will want him dead.  For the boys he slew.  Vengeance for their precious Ned."
     "Will you oblige them?"
     "Just now, the turncloak is more use to me alive.  He has knowledge we may need.  Bring in this maester."  The king plucked a parchment off the table and squinted over it.  A letter, Theon knew.  Its broken seal was black wax, hard and shiny.  I know what that says, he thought, giggling.
Stannis looked up.  "The turncloak stirs."
     "Theon.  My name is Theon."  He had to remember his name.
     "I know your name.  I know what you did."
     "I saved her."  The outer wall of Winterfell was eighty feet high, but beneath the spot where he had jumped the snows had piled up to a depth of more than forty.  A cold white pillow.  The girl had taken the worst of it.  Jeyne, her name is Jeyne, but she will never tell them.  Theon had landed on top of her, and broken some of her ribs.  "I saved the girl," he said.  "We flew."
     Stannis snorted.  "You fell.  Umber saved her.  If Mors Crowfood and his men had not been outside the castle, Bolton would have had the both of you back in moments."
     Crowfood.  Theon remembered.  An old man, huge and powerful, with a ruddy face and a shaggy white beard.  He had been seated on a garron, clad in the pelt of a gigantic snow bear, its head his hood.  Under it he wore a stained white leather eye patch that reminded Theon of his uncle Euron.  He'd wanted to rip it off Umber's face, to make certain that underneath was only an empty socket, not a black eye shining with malice.  Instead he had whimpered through his broken teeth and said, "I am — "
     " —  a turncloak and a kinslayer," Crowfood had finished.  "You will hold that lying tongue, or lose it."         
     But Umber had looked at the girl closely, squinting down with his one good eye.  "You are the younger daughter?"
     And Jeyne had nodded.  "Arya.  My name is Arya."
     "Arya of Winterfell, aye.  When last I was inside those walls, your cook served us a steak and kidney pie.  Made with ale, I think, best I ever tasted.  What was his name, that cook?"
     "Gage," Jeyne said at once.  "He was a good cook.  He would make lemoncakes for Sansa whenever we had lemons."
     Crowfood had fingered his beard.  "Dead now, I suppose.  That smith of yours as well.  A man who knew his steel.  What was his name?"
     Jeyne had hesitated.  Mikken, Theon thought.  His name was Mikken.  The castle blacksmith had never made any lemoncakes for Sansa, which made him far less important than the castle cook in the sweet little world she had shared with her friend Jeyne Poole.  Remember, damn you.  Your father was the steward, he had charge of the whole household.  The smith's name was Mikken, Mikken, Mikken.  I had him put to death before me!
     "Mikken," Jeyne said.
     Mors Umber had grunted.  "Aye."  What he might have said or done next Theon never learned, for that was when the boy ran up, clutching a spear and shouting that the portcullis on Winterfell's main gate was rising.  And how Crowfood had grinned at that.
     Theon twisted in his chains, and blinked down at the king.  "Crowfood found us, yes, he sent us here to you, but it was me who saved her.  Ask her yourself."  She would tell him.  "You saved me," Jeyne had whispered, as he was carrying her through the snow.  She was pale with pain, but she had brushed one hand across his cheek and smiled.  "I saved Lady Arya," Theon whispered back at her.  And then all at once Mors Umber's spears were all around them.  "Is this my thanks?" he asked Stannis, kicking feebly against the wall.  His shoulders were in agony.  His own weight was tearing them from their sockets.  How long had he been hanging here?  Was it still night outside?  The tower was windowless, he had no way to know.     
     "Unchain me, and I will serve you."
     "As you served Roose Bolton and Robb Stark?"  Stannis snorted.  "I think not.  We have a warmer end in mind for you, turncloak.  But not until we're done with you."
     He means to kill me.  The thought was queerly comforting.  Death did not frighten Theon Greyjoy.  Death would mean an end to pain.   "Be done with me, then," he urged the king.  "Take off my head off and stick it on a spear.  I slew Lord Eddard's sons, I ought to die.  But do it quick.  He is coming."
     "Who is coming?  Bolton?"
     "Lord Ramsay," Theon hissed.  "The son, not the father.  You must not let him take him.  Roose... Roose is safe within the walls of Winterfell with his fat new wife.  Ramsay is coming."
     "Ramsay Snow, you mean.  The Bastard."
     "Never call him that!"  Spittle sprayed from Theon's lips.  "Ramsay Bolton, not Ramsay Snow, never Snow, never, you have to remember his name, or he will hurt you."
     "He is welcome to try.  Whatever name he goes by."
     The door opened with a gust of cold black wind and a swirl of snow.  The knight of the moths had returned with the maester the king had sent for, his grey robes concealed beneath a heavy bearskin pelt.  Behind them came two other knights, each carrying a raven in a cage.  One was the man who'd been with Asha when the banker delivered him to her, a burly man with a winged pig on his surcoat.  The other was taller, broad-shouldered and brawny.  The big man's breastplate was silvered steel inlaid with niello; though scratched and dinted, it still shone in the candlelight.  The cloak that he wore over it was fastened with a burning heart.
     "Maester Tybald," announced the knight of the moths.
     The maester sank to his knees.  He was red-haired and round-shouldered, with close-set eyes that kept flicking toward Theon hanging on the wall.  "Your Grace.  How may I be of service?"
     Stannis did not reply at once.  He studied the man before him, his brow furrowed.  "Get up."  The maester rose.  "You are maester at the Dreadfort.  How is it you are here with us?"
     "Lord Arnolf brought me to tend to his wounded."
     "To his wounded?  Or his ravens?"
     "Both, Your Grace."
     "Both."  Stannis snapped the word out.  "A maester's raven flies to one place, and one place only.  Is that correct?"
     The maester mopped sweat from his brow with his sleeve.  "N-not entirely, Your Grace.  Most, yes.  Some few can be taught to fly between two castles.  Such birds are greatly prized.  And once in a very great while, we find a raven who can learn the names of three or four or five castles, and fly to each upon command.  Birds as clever as that come along only once in a hundred years."
     Stannis gestured at the black birds in the cages.  "These two are not so clever, I presume."
     "No, Your Grace.  Would that it were so."
     "Tell me, then.  Where are these two trained to fly?"
     Maester Tybald did not answer.  Theon Greyjoy kicked his feet feebly, and laughed under his breath.  Caught!
     "Answer me.  If we were to loose these birds, would they return to the Dreadfort?"  The king leaned forward.  "Or might they fly for Winterfell instead?"
     Maester Tybald pissed his robes.  Theon could not see the dark stain spreading from where he hung, but the smell of piss was sharp and strong.       
     "Maester Tybald has lost his tongue," Stannis observed to his knights.  "Godry, how many cages did you find?"
     "Three, Your Grace," said the big knight in the silvered breastplate.  "One was empty."
     "Y-your Grace, my order is sworn to serve, we... "
     "I know all about your vows.  What I want to know is what was in the letter that you sent to Winterfell.  Did you perchance tell Lord Bolton where to find us?"
     "S-sire."  Round-shouldered Tybald drew himself up proudly.
     "The rules of my order forbid me to divulge the contents of Lord Arnolf's letters."
     "Your vows are stronger than your bladder, it would seem."
     "Your Grace must understand — "
     "Must I?"  The king shrugged.  "If you say so.  You are a man of learning, after all.  I had a maester on Dragonstone who was almost a father to me.  I have great respect for your order and its vows.  Ser Clayton does not share my feelings, though.  He learned all he knows in the wynds of Flea Bottom.  Were I to put you in his charge, he might strangle you with your own chain or scoop your eye out with a spoon."
     "Only the one, Your Grace," volunteered the balding knight, him of the winged pig.  "I'd leave t'other."
     "How many eyes does a maester need to read a letter?" asked Stannis.  "One should suffice, I'd think.  I would not wish to leave you unable to fulfill your duties to your lord.  Roose Bolton's men may well be on their way to attack us even now, however, so you must understand if I skimp on certain courtesies.  I will ask you once again.  What was in the message you sent to Winterfell?"
     The maester quivered.  "A m-map, Your Grace."
     The king leaned back in his chair.  "Get him out of here," he commanded.  "Leave the ravens."  A vein was throbbing in his neck.  "Confine this grey wretch to one of the huts until I decide what is to be done with him."
     "It will be done," the big knight declared.  The maester vanished in another blast of cold and snow.  Only the knight of the three moths remained.
     Stannis glowered up at Theon where he hung.  "You are not the only turncloak here, it would seem.  Would that all the lords in the Seven Kingdoms had but a single neck... "  He turned to his knight.  "Ser Richard, whilst I am breaking fast with Lord Arnolf, you are to disarm his men and take them into custody.  Most will be asleep.  Do them no harm, unless they resist.  It may be they did not know.  Question some upon that point... but sweetly.  If they had no knowledge of this treachery, they shall have the chance to prove their loyalty."  He snapped a hand in dismissal.  "Send in Justin Massey."
     Another knight, Theon knew, when Massey entered.  This one was fair, with a neatly trimmed blond beard and thick straight hair so pale it seemed more white than gold.  His tunic bore the triple spiral, an ancient sigil for an ancient House.  "I was told Your Grace had need of me," he said, from one knee.
     Stannis nodded.  "You will escort the Braavosi banker back to the Wall.  Choose six good men and take twelve horses."
     "To ride or eat?"
     The king was not amused.  "I want you gone before midday, ser.  Lord Bolton could be on us any moment, and it is imperative that the banker return to Braavos.  You shall accompany him across the narrow sea."
     "If there is to be a battle, my place is here with you."
     "Your place is where I say it is.  I have five hundred swords as good as you, or better, but you have a pleasing manner and a glib tongue, and those will be of more use to me at Braavos then here.  The Iron Bank has opened its coffers to me.  You will collect their coin and hire ships and sellswords.  A company of good repute, if you can find one.  The Golden Company would be my first choice, if they are not already under contract.  Seek for them in the Disputed Lands, if need be.  But first hire as many swords as you can find in Braavos, and send them to me by way of Eastwatch.  Archers as well, we need more bows."
     Ser Justin's hair had fallen down across one eye.  He pushed it back and said, "The captains of the free companies will join a lord more readily than a mere knight, Your Grace.  I hold neither lands nor title, why should they sell their swords to me?"
     "Go to them with both fists full of golden dragons," the king said, in an acid tone.  "That should prove persuasive.  Twenty thousand men should suffice.  Do not return with fewer."
     "Sire, might I speak freely?"
     "So long as you speak quickly."
     "Your Grace should go to Braavos with the banker."
     "Is that your counsel?  That I should flee?"  The king's face darkened.  "That was your counsel on the Blackwater as well, as I recall.  When the battle turned against us, I let you and Horpe chivvy me back to Dragonstone like a whipped cur."
     "The day was lost, Your Grace."
     "Aye, that was what you said.  'The day is lost, sire.  Fall back now, that you may fight again.'  And now you would have me scamper off across the narrow sea... "
     "... to raise an army, aye.  As Bittersteel did after the Battle of the Redgrass Field, where Daemon Blackfyre fell."
     "Do not prate at me of history, ser.  Daemon Blackfyre was a rebel and usurper, Bittersteel a bastard.  When he fled, he swore he would return to place a son of Daemon's upon the Iron Throne.  He never did.  Words are wind, and the wind that blows exiles across the narrow sea seldom blows them back.  That boy Viserys Targaryen spoke of return as well.  He slipped through my fingers at Dragonstone, only to spend his life wheedling after sellswords.  'The Beggar King,' they called him in the Free Cities.  Well, I do not beg, nor will I flee again.  I am Robert's heir, the rightful king of Westeros.  My place is with my men.  Yours is in Braavos.  Go with the banker, and do as I have bid."
     "As you command," Ser Justin said.
     "It may be that we shall lose this battle," the king said grimly.  "In Braavos you may hear that I am dead.  It may even be true.  You shall find my sellswords nonetheless."
     The knight hesitated.  "Your Grace, if you are dead — "
     " — you will avenge my death, and seat my daughter on the Iron Throne.  Or die in the attempt."
     Ser Justin put one hand on his sword hilt.  "On my honor as a knight, you have my word."
     "Oh, and take the Stark girl with you.  Deliver her to Lord Commander Snow on your way to Eastwatch."  Stannis tapped the parchment that lay before him.  "A true king pays his debts."
     Pay it, aye, thought Theon.  Pay it with false coin.  Jon Snow would see through the impostesure at once.  Lord Stark's sullen bastard had known Jeyne Poole, and he had always been fond of his little half-sister Arya.
     "The black brothers will accompany you as far as Castle Black," the king went on.  "The ironmen are to remain here, supposedly to fight for us.  Another gift from Tycho Nestoris.  Just as well, they would only slow you down.  Ironmen were made for ships, not horses.  Lady Arya should have a female companion as well.  Take Alysane Mormont."
     Ser Justin pushed back his hair again.  "And Lady Asha?"
     The king considered that a moment.  "No."
     "One day Your Grace will need to take the Iron Islands.  That will go much easier with Balon Greyjoy's daughter as a catspaw, with one of your own leal men as her lord husband."
     "You?"  The king scowled.  "The woman is wed, Justin."
     "A proxy marriage, never consummated.  Easily set aside.  The groom is old besides.  Like to die soon."
     From a sword through his belly if you have your way, ser worm.  Theon knew how these knights thought.
     Stannis pressed his lips together.  "Serve me well in this matter of the sellswords, and you may have what you desire.  Until such time, the woman must needs remain my captive."
     Ser Justin bowed his head.  "I understand."
     That only seemed to irritate the king.  "Your understanding is not required.  Only your obedience.  Be on your way, ser."
     This time, when the knight took his leave, the world beyond the door seemed more white than black.
     Stannis Baratheon paced the floor.  The tower was a small one, dank and cramped.  A few steps brought the king around to Theon.  "How many men does Bolton have at Winterfell?"
     "Five thousand.  Six.  More."  He gave the king a ghastly grin, all shattered teeth and splinters.  "More than you."
     "How many of those is he like to send against us?"
     "No more than half."  That was a guess, admittedly, but it felt right to him.  Roose Bolton was not a man to blunder blindly out into the snow, map or no.  He would hold his main strength in reserve, keep his best men with him, trust in Winterfell's massive double wall.  "The castle was too crowded.  Men were at each other's throats, the Manderlys and Freys especially.  It's them his lordship's sent after you, the ones that he's well rid of."
     "Wyman Manderly."  The king's mouth twisted in contempt.  "Lord Too-Fat-to-Sit-a-Horse.  Too fat to come to me, yet he comes to Winterfell.  Too fat to bend the knee and swear me his sword, yet now he wields that sword for Bolton.  I sent my Onion Lord to treat with him, and Lord Too-Fat butchered him and mounted his head and hands on the walls of White Harbor for the Freys to gloat over.  And the Freys... has the Red Wedding been forgotten?"
     "The north remembers.  The Red Wedding, Lady Hornwood's fingers, the sack of Winterfell, Deepwood Motte and Torrhen's Square, they remember all of it."  Bran and Rickon.  They were only miller's boys.  "Frey and Manderly will never combine their strengths.  They will come for you, but separately.  Lord Ramsay will not be far behind them.  He wants his bride back.  He wants his Reek."  Theon's laugh was half a titter, half a whimper.  "Lord Ramsay is the one Your Grace should fear."
     Stannis bristled at that.  "I defeated your uncle Victarion and his Iron Fleet off Fair Isle, the first time your father crowned himself.  I held Storm's End against the power of the Reach for a year, and took Dragonstone from the Targaryens.  I smashed Mance Rayder at the Wall, though he had twenty times my numbers.  Tell me, turncloak, what battles has the Bastard of Bolton ever won that I should fear him?"
     You must not call him that!  A wave of pain washed over Theon Greyjoy.  He closed his eyes and grimaced.  When he opened them again, he said, "You do not know him."
     "No more than he knows me."
     "Knows me," cried one of the ravens the maester had left behind.  It flapped its big black wings against the bars of its cage.
     "Knows," it cried again.
     Stannis turned.  "Stop that noise."
     Behind him, the door opened.  The Karstarks had arrived.
     Bent and twisted, the castellan of Karhold leaned heavily on his cane as he made his way to the table.  Lord Arnolf's cloak was fine grey wool, bordered in black sable and clasped with a silver starburst.  A rich garment, Theon thought, on a poor excuse for a man.  He had seen that cloak before, he knew, just as he had seen the man who wore it.  At the Dreadfort.  I remember.  He sat and supped with Lord Ramsay and Whoresbane Umber, the night they brought Reek up from his cell.
     The man beside him could only be his son.  Fifty, Theon judged, with a round soft face like his father's, if Lord Arnolf went to fat.  Behind him walked three younger men.  The grandsons, he surmised.  One wore a chainmail byrnie.  The rest were dressed for breakfast, not for battle.  Fools.
     "Your Grace."  Arnolf Karstark bowed his head.  "An honor."  He looked for a seat.  Instead his eyes found Theon.  "And who is this?"  Recognition came a heartbeat later.  Lord Arnolf paled.
     His stupid son remained oblivious.  "There are no chairs," the oaf observed.  One of the ravens screamed inside its cage.
     "Only mine."  King Stannis sat in it.  "It is no Iron Throne, but here and now it suits."  A dozen men had filed through the tower door, led by the knight of the moths and the big man in the silvered breastplate.  "You are dead men, understand that," the king went on.  "Only the manner of your dying remains to be determined.  You would be well advised not to waste my time with denials.  Confess, and you shall have the same swift end that the Young Wolf gave Lord Rickard.  Lie, and you will burn.  Choose."
     "I choose this."  One of the grandsons seized his sword hilt, and made to draw it.
     That proved to be a poor choice.  The grandson's blade had not even cleared his scabbard before two of the king's knights were on him.  It ended with his forearm flopping in the dirt and blood spurting from his stump, and one of his brothers stumbling for the stairs, clutching a belly wound.  He staggered up six steps before he fell, and came crashing back down to the floor.
     Neither Arnolf Karstark nor his son had moved.
     "Take them away," the king commanded.  "The sight of them sours my stomach."  Within moments, the five men had been bound and removed.  The one who had lost his sword arm had fainted from loss of blood, but his brother with the belly wound screamed loud enough for both of them.  "That is how I deal with betrayal, turncloak," Stannis informed Theon.
     "My name is Theon."
     "As you will.  Tell me, Theon, how many men did Mors Umber have with him at Winterfell?"
     "None.  No men."  He grinned at his own wit.  "He had boys.  I saw them."  Aside from a handful of half-crippled serjeants, the warriors that Crowfood had brought down from Last Hearth were hardly old enough to shave.  "Their spears and axes were older than the hands that clutched them.  It was Whoresbane Umber who had the men, inside the castle.  I saw them too.  Old men, every one."  Theon tittered.  "Mors took the green boys and Hother took the greybeards.  All the real men went with the Greatjon and died at the Red Wedding.  Is that what you wanted to know, Your Grace?"
     King Stannis ignored the jibe.  "Boys," was all he said, disgusted.  "Boys will not hold Lord Bolton long."
     "Not long," Theon agreed.  "Not long at all."
     "Not long," cried the raven from its cage.
     The king gave the bird an irritated look.  "That Braavosi banker claimed Ser Aenys Frey is dead.  Did some boy do that?"
     "Twenty green boys, with spades," Theon told him.  "The snow fell heavily for days.  So heavily that you could not see the castle walls ten yards away, no more than the men up on the battlements could see what was happening beyond those walls.  So Crowfood set his boys to digging pits outside the castle gates, then blew his horn to lure Lord Bolton out.  Instead he got the Freys.  The snow had covered up the pits, so they rode right into them.  Aenys broke his neck, I heard, but Ser Hosteen only lost a horse, more's the pity.  He will be angry now."
     Strangely, Stannis smiled.  "Angry foes do not concern me.  Anger makes men stupid, and Hosteen Frey was stupid to begin with, if half of what I have heard of him is true.  Let him come."
     "He will."
     "Bolton has blundered," the king declared.  "All he had to do was sit inside his castle whilst we starved.  Instead he has sent some portion of his strength forth to give us battle.  His knights will be horsed, ours must fight afoot.  His men will be well nourished, ours go into battle with empty bellies.  It makes no matter.  Ser Stupid, Lord Too-Fat, the Bastard, let them come.  We hold the ground, and that I mean to turn to our advantage."
     "The ground?" said Theon.  "What ground?  Here?  This misbegotten tower?  This wretched little village?  You have no high ground here, no walls to hide beyond, no natural defenses."
     "Yet."
     "Yet," both ravens screamed in unison.  Then one quorked, and the other muttered, "Tree, tree, tree."
     The door opened.  Beyond, the world was white.  The knight of the three moths entered, his legs caked with snow.  He stomped his feet to knock it off and said, "Your Grace, the Karstarks are taken.  A few of them resisted, and died for it.  Most were too confused, and yielded quietly.  We have herded them all into the longhall and confined them there."
     "Well done."
     "They say they did not know.  The ones we've questioned."
     "They would."
     "We might question them more sharply... "
     "No.  I believe them.  Karstark could never have hoped to keep his treachery a secret if he shared his plans with every baseborn manjack in his service.  Some drunken spearman would have let it slip one night whilst laying with a whore.  They did not need to know.  They are Karhold men.  When the moment came they would have obeyed their lords, as they had done all their lives."
     "As you say, Sire."
     "What of your own losses?"
     "One of Lord Peasebury's men was killed, and two of mine were wounded.  If it please Your Grace, though, the men are growing anxious.  There are hundreds of them gathered around the tower, wondering what's happened.  Talk of treason is on every lip.  No one knows who to trust, or who might be arrested next.  The northmen especially — "
     "I need to talk with them.  Is Wull still waiting?"
     "Him and Artos Flint.  Will you see them?"
     "Shortly.  The kraken first."
     "As you command."  The knight took his leave.
     My sister, Theon thought, my sweet sister.  Though he had lost all feeling in his arms, he felt the twisting in his gut, the same as when that bloodless Braavosi banker presented him to Asha as a 'gift.'  The memory still rankled.  The burly, balding knight who'd been with her had wasted no time shouting for help, so they'd had no more than a few moments before Theon was dragged away to face the king.  That was long enough.  He had hated the look on Asha's face when she realized who he was; the shock in her eyes, the pity in her voice, the way her mouth twisted in disgust.  Instead of rushing forward to embrace him, she had taken half a step backwards.  "Did the Bastard do this to you?" she had asked.
     "Don't you call him that."  Then the words came spilling out of Theon in a rush.  He tried to tell her all of it, about Reek and the Dreadfort and Kyra and the keys, how Lord Ramsay never took anything but skin unless you begged for it.  He told her how he'd saved the girl, leaping from the castle wall into the snow.  "We flew.  Let Abel make a song of that, we flew."  Then he had to say who Abel was, and talk about the washerwomen who weren't truly washerwomen.  By then Theon knew how strange and incoherent all this sounded, yet somehow the words would not stop.  He was cold and sick and tired... and weak, so weak, so very weak.
     She has to understand.  She is my sister.  He never wanted to do any harm to Bran or Rickon.  Reek made him kill those boys, not him Reek but the other one.  "I am no kinslayer," he insisted.  He told her how he bedded down with Ramsay's bitches, warned her that Winterfell was full of ghosts.  "The swords were gone.  Four, I think, or five.  I don't recall.  The stone kings are angry."  He was shaking by then, trembling like an autumn leaf.  "The heart tree knew my name.  The old gods.  Theon, I heard them whisper.  There was no wind but the leaves were moving.  Theon, they said.  My name is Theon."  It was good to say the name.  The more he said it, the less like he was to forget.  "You have to know your name," he'd told his sister.  "You... you told me you were Esgred, but that was a lie.  Your name is Asha."
     "It is," his sister had said, so softly that he was afraid that she might cry.  Theon hated that.  He hated women weeping.  Jeyne Poole had wept all the way from Winterfell to here, wept until her face was purple as a beetroot and the tears had frozen on her cheeks, and all because he told her that she must be Arya, or else the wolves might send them back.  "They trained you in a brothel," he reminded her, whispering in her ear so the others would not hear.  "Jeyne is the next thing to a whore, you must go on being Arya."  He meant no hurt to her.  It was for her own good, and his.  She has to remember her name.  When the tip of her nose turned black from frostbite, and the one of the riders from the Night's Watch told her she might lose a piece of it, Jeyne had wept over that as well.  "No one will care what Arya looks like, so long as she is heir to Winterfell," he assured her.  "A hundred men will want to marry her.  A thousand."
     The memory left Theon writhing in his chains.  "Let me down," he pleaded.  "Just for a little while, then you can hang me up again."  Stannis Baratheon looked up at him, but did not answer.  "Tree," a raven cried.  "Tree, tree, tree."
     Then other bird said, "Theon," clear as day, as Asha came striding through the door.
     Qarl the Maid was with her, and Tristifer Botley.  Theon had known Botley since they were boys together, back on Pyke.  Why has she brought her pets?  Does she mean to cut me free?  They would end the same way as the Karstarks, if she tried.
     The king was displeased by their presence as well.  "Your guards may wait without.  If I meant harm to you, two men would not dissuade me."
     The ironborn bowed and retreated.  Asha took a knee.  "Your Grace.  Must my brother be chained like that?  It seems a poor reward for bringing you the Stark girl."
     The king's mouth twitched.  "You have a bold tongue, my lady.  Not unlike your turncloak brother."
     "Thank you, Your Grace."
     "It was not a compliment."  Stannis gave Theon a long look.  "The village lacks a dungeon, and I have more prisoners than I anticipated when we halted here."  He waved Asha to her feet.  "You may rise."
     She stood.  "The Braavosi ransomed my seven of my men from Lady Glover.  I would glady pay a ransom for my brother."
     "There is not enough gold on all your Iron Islands.  Your brother's hands are soaked with blood.  Farring is urging me to give him to R'hllor."
     "Clayton Suggs as well, I do not doubt."
     "Him, Corliss Penny, all the rest.  Even Ser Richard here, who only loves the Lord of Light when it suits his purposes."
     "The red god's choir only knows a single song."
     "So long as the song is pleasing in god's ears, let them sing.  Lord Bolton's men will be here sooner than we would wish.  Only Mors Umber stands between us, and your brother tells me his levies are made up entirely of green boys.  Men like to know their god is with them when they go to battle."
     "Not all your men worship the same god."
     "I am aware of this.  I am not the fool my brother was."
     "Theon is my mother's last surviving son.  When his brothers died, it shattered her.  His death will crush what remains of her... but I have not come to beg you for his life."
     "Wise.  I am sorry for your mother, but I do not spare the lives of turncloaks.  This one, especially.  He slew two sons of Eddard Stark.  Every northman in my service would abandon me if I showed him any clemency.  Your brother must die."
     "Then do the deed yourself, Your Grace."  The chill in Asha's voice made Theon shiver in his chains.  "Take him out across the lake to the islet where the weirwood grows, and strike his head off with that sorcerous sword you bear.  That is how Eddard Stark would have done it.  Theon slew Lord Eddard's sons.  Give him to Lord Eddard's gods.  The old gods of the north.  Give him to the tree."
     And suddenly there came a wild thumping, as the maester's ravens hopped and flapped inside their cages, their black feathers flying as they beat against the bars with loud and raucous caws.  "The tree," one squawked, "the tree, the tree," whilst the second screamed only, "Theon, Theon, Theon."
     Theon Greyjoy smiled.  They know my name, he thought.
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http://georgerrmartin.com/if-sample.html

Total first-draft prose from Martin. Reads like he wrote all of it at a furious pace in one sitting.

Nah that's probably one of the leftovers from Dragons.
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Re: A Song of Ice and Fire discussion
« Reply #21 on: December 28, 2011, 10:43:11 PM »
That chapter was pretty awesome. Hmmm

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-Surely this chapter supports the theory that Ramsay's letter was fake. It seems likely that the Manderly forces will kill off the Freys as a sign of fealty to Stannis. Perhaps they'll bring back Stannis' sword as proof that he has been defeated. Perhaps the Manderlys will return to Winterfell with Stannis' men posing as members of their army; that would be a pretty badass way to siege the castle without breaking the walls.

-Sounds like Bran might try to save Theon?

-Some of the best Stannis moments are here. I won't how he plans on dealing with Ramsay's much larger army

-The knight and Poole/Fake Arya will reach the Wall after Jon's death, so no one will be able to recognize her as a fraud.
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yeah I'm really curious about what Bran is planning with Theon and that plan sounds great, they could dressed them up as Freys and get back to winterfell with Hosteen's head and claim Stannis slayed him.
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Re: A Song of Ice and Fire discussion
« Reply #22 on: December 28, 2011, 11:33:41 PM »
A Dance With Dragons is so bad I've given up on this series. Will only watch tv series' for now on.

I know how you feel. Really got no interest in going back to finish off ADWD now.

I managed to finish it.  The Dany chapters are easily the worst part of the book, although the overall quality is approaching mid-era Wheel of Time shit.  I'll probably read the next one, but I have a high tolerance for shitty fantasy lit.
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Re: A Song of Ice and Fire discussion
« Reply #23 on: December 29, 2011, 11:01:32 AM »
ADWD was really a slog to get through. Its funny, the characters with the most interesting scenarios get the least amount of chapters but the most amount of progression. I think its worth the read for certain character PoV's but GRRM is really making me hate Danny and Jon. I hope Winds of Winter shifts the focus away from both a bit and evens out the allotment of page time to other characters.
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Re: A Song of Ice and Fire discussion
« Reply #24 on: December 29, 2011, 01:22:39 PM »
I loved Jon's chapters in Dance!
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Re: A Song of Ice and Fire discussion
« Reply #25 on: March 21, 2012, 01:42:55 PM »
Since GAF is down I wanna discuss shit yo

Martin recently read Victarion's first chapter from TWOW
http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/63319-the-winds-of-winter-victarion-i/page__view__findpost__p__3065061
(some fan transcribed it, so the wording isn't 100% correct)

Given the Mereen situation at the end of ADWD:
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Sounds like Victarion could break the naval siege while Barriston and company attempt to hold the city's walls before Dany arrives with a shit ton of Dothraki. At least I'm assuming that's what will happen with Dany; she's definitely going to fulfill her promise and kill that khal, and after that I think his khalasar will basically pledge fealty to her or all be burned to shit.

I think there's a point to Dany and Drogon being so far from the city here. After the horn is blown, both dragons in the city could potentially be bound to Victarion - or Euron, if he's hiding somewhere waiting to steal the glory lol.
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Also more nerd shit:
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I'm pretty sure Aegon is a Blackfyre, not a real Targaryen
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Re: A Song of Ice and Fire discussion
« Reply #26 on: March 22, 2012, 10:55:22 AM »
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I'm 50/50 on Aegon but to be honest I don't care if he is a pure Targ or not, I think right now he seems to be the best candidate for the Iron Throne, Danny can't even run a fucking city and the Lannisters and Tyrells are too busy conspiring against each other to worry about the realm.

The ideal situation for me would be Aegon on the Iron Throne, Bran as King of the north and the trident( with a small counsel of course since he is still a child), Jon as Lord Commander of the watch and nuke the fucking Iron Islands once and for all.
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Re: A Song of Ice and Fire discussion
« Reply #27 on: March 22, 2012, 11:53:27 AM »
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No chance Bran will end  up King of the North
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Re: A Song of Ice and Fire discussion
« Reply #28 on: March 22, 2012, 07:43:42 PM »
Going to lol hard when Martin pops his clogs with the series unfinished. Seriously, it's going to be amazing.
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Re: A Song of Ice and Fire discussion
« Reply #29 on: March 22, 2012, 08:11:40 PM »
Series spoilers: everyone dies

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Re: A Song of Ice and Fire discussion
« Reply #30 on: March 22, 2012, 08:17:11 PM »
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When Varys gave his long monologue about Aegon being the perfectly planned, perfectly trained king I knew he'd die. Those type of characters don't make it in the series. Considering how reckless Aegon already is, I'd imagine things will only get worse and even Connington won't be able to convince him to chill.

My ideal king would be Stannis, personally - at least out of the current candidates. It seems like he has finally realized his rigid ways haven't gotten him anywhere, and perhaps he's willing to compromise now. For instance the Stannis of ACOK would never consider executing Theon on a weirwood; he'd burn him, and tell anyone who disagreed "deal with it." I'm pretty confident he's going to defeat the Boltons and Freys, but I doubt he'll live through all of TWOW.

The North...eh. Some people are still arguing Robb's wife is pregnant lol, but I doubt it. Rickon is the far better candidate for KOTN considering there's already a plot to crown him. And we still don't know who Robb decreed as his heir...
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Re: A Song of Ice and Fire discussion
« Reply #31 on: March 22, 2012, 08:27:15 PM »
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I care very little about King of the North bullshit.  Also, I haven't read ADWD or AFFC yet, but...

Doesn't it seem like the real climax of the series is going to be learning the true origins of Jon?  I'm pretty confident he's indeed a Targaryen ala the whole "Ned's Promise" thing.  I think it's going to end up being a struggle between Jon and Dany for the throne...direwolves versus dragons.  Makes sense for the series' title.  Ice versus Fire.

I don't know.  Jon is my favorite character in the series and I think he should be king.
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« Reply #32 on: March 22, 2012, 08:31:33 PM »
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I care very little about King of the North bullshit.  Also, I haven't read ADWD or AFFC yet, but...

Doesn't it seem like the real climax of the series is going to be learning the true origins of Jon?  I'm pretty confident he's indeed a Targaryen ala the whole "Ned's Promise" thing.  I think it's going to end up being a struggle between Jon and Dany for the throne...direwolves versus dragons.  Makes sense for the series' title.  Ice versus Fire.

I don't know.  Jon is my favorite character in the series and I think he should be king.
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I think it would be a good idea to avoid potential spoilers breh. The last few have been ADWD-centric, nothing major but yea...there are some big spoilers from the book you will want to avoid
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Re: A Song of Ice and Fire discussion
« Reply #33 on: March 22, 2012, 08:33:48 PM »
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I already know Jon gets sorta ambushed at the end of the last book.  Honestly, I'm like 8 chapters into AFFC but it's fucking tiring.  A bunch of characters I don't care about, boring story so far.  I almost kinda just wanna cliffnotes for this book and jump to ADWD.
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Re: A Song of Ice and Fire discussion
« Reply #34 on: March 22, 2012, 08:44:06 PM »
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When Varys gave his long monologue about Aegon being the perfectly planned, perfectly trained king I knew he'd die. Those type of characters don't make it in the series. Considering how reckless Aegon already is, I'd imagine things will only get worse and even Connington won't be able to convince him to chill.

My ideal king would be Stannis, personally - at least out of the current candidates. It seems like he has finally realized his rigid ways haven't gotten him anywhere, and perhaps he's willing to compromise now. For instance the Stannis of ACOK would never consider executing Theon on a weirwood; he'd burn him, and tell anyone who disagreed "deal with it." I'm pretty confident he's going to defeat the Boltons and Freys, but I doubt he'll live through all of TWOW.

The North...eh. Some people are still arguing Robb's wife is pregnant lol, but I doubt it. Rickon is the far better candidate for KOTN considering there's already a plot to crown him. And we still don't know who Robb decreed as his heir...
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It's pretty obvious what's going to happen.  Dany is going to show up in Westeros and resurrected zombie Jon and maybe Aegon will be dragonriders with her, burninating the ice zombies.  She and Jon will probably get married and have dirty incestuous babies together, seeing as how Jon is the offspring of Lyanna and Rhaegar.  The End.
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Re: A Song of Ice and Fire discussion
« Reply #35 on: March 22, 2012, 08:54:57 PM »
God I love AFFC. Some of the best prose in the genre.

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« Reply #36 on: March 22, 2012, 08:56:40 PM »
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When Varys gave his long monologue about Aegon being the perfectly planned, perfectly trained king I knew he'd die. Those type of characters don't make it in the series. Considering how reckless Aegon already is, I'd imagine things will only get worse and even Connington won't be able to convince him to chill.

My ideal king would be Stannis, personally - at least out of the current candidates. It seems like he has finally realized his rigid ways haven't gotten him anywhere, and perhaps he's willing to compromise now. For instance the Stannis of ACOK would never consider executing Theon on a weirwood; he'd burn him, and tell anyone who disagreed "deal with it." I'm pretty confident he's going to defeat the Boltons and Freys, but I doubt he'll live through all of TWOW.

The North...eh. Some people are still arguing Robb's wife is pregnant lol, but I doubt it. Rickon is the far better candidate for KOTN considering there's already a plot to crown him. And we still don't know who Robb decreed as his heir...
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It's pretty obvious what's going to happen.  Dany is going to show up in Westeros and resurrected zombie Jon and maybe Aegon will be dragonriders with her, burninating the ice zombies.  She and Jon will probably get married and have dirty incestuous babies together, seeing as how Jon is the offspring of Lyanna and Rhaegar.  The End.
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That's what I was thinking as well.  And it'll be sexy :hyper
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Re: A Song of Ice and Fire discussion
« Reply #37 on: March 22, 2012, 09:52:22 PM »
God I love AFFC. Some of the best prose in the genre.

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« Reply #38 on: March 22, 2012, 09:54:58 PM »
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When Varys gave his long monologue about Aegon being the perfectly planned, perfectly trained king I knew he'd die. Those type of characters don't make it in the series. Considering how reckless Aegon already is, I'd imagine things will only get worse and even Connington won't be able to convince him to chill.

My ideal king would be Stannis, personally - at least out of the current candidates. It seems like he has finally realized his rigid ways haven't gotten him anywhere, and perhaps he's willing to compromise now. For instance the Stannis of ACOK would never consider executing Theon on a weirwood; he'd burn him, and tell anyone who disagreed "deal with it." I'm pretty confident he's going to defeat the Boltons and Freys, but I doubt he'll live through all of TWOW.

The North...eh. Some people are still arguing Robb's wife is pregnant lol, but I doubt it. Rickon is the far better candidate for KOTN considering there's already a plot to crown him. And we still don't know who Robb decreed as his heir...
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It's pretty obvious what's going to happen.  Dany is going to show up in Westeros and resurrected zombie Jon and maybe Aegon will be dragonriders with her, burninating the ice zombies.  She and Jon will probably get married and have dirty incestuous babies together, seeing as how Jon is the offspring of Lyanna and Rhaegar.  The End.
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Yea, Dany is going to kill Others on the Trident. But I don't believe Aegon will be riding anything. Perhaps Tyrion, Dany, and Jon
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Re: A Song of Ice and Fire discussion
« Reply #39 on: March 22, 2012, 09:59:09 PM »
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Omg, Tyrion the Dragonrider.  That'd be fucking badass.
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« Reply #40 on: March 22, 2012, 10:09:45 PM »
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That makes no fucking sense, he doesn't have Targaryen blood at all
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« Reply #41 on: March 22, 2012, 10:14:45 PM »
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How does AFFC and ADWD handle Jorah?  Is he back with Dany's crew yet?  He could be a dragonrider
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Re: A Song of Ice and Fire discussion
« Reply #42 on: March 22, 2012, 10:35:39 PM »
God I love AFFC. Some of the best prose in the genre.

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Huh? It's a great book.

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Re: A Song of Ice and Fire discussion
« Reply #43 on: March 23, 2012, 12:29:14 AM »
It's a poorly paced, boring book.  It's easily the worst of the series, which after the shitty Daenerys chapters in the most recent book that's saying something.
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Re: A Song of Ice and Fire discussion
« Reply #44 on: March 23, 2012, 12:45:46 AM »
And i totally disagree. i loved the cathartic slowdown after ASOS and the prose is fucking incredible. brienne's, jaime's, and cersei's chapters were wonderful on top of the dorne and iron islands chapters. only weak part was samwell's chapters. great book. fucking great.

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« Reply #45 on: March 23, 2012, 12:48:03 AM »
terrible book, terrible
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Re: A Song of Ice and Fire discussion
« Reply #46 on: March 23, 2012, 01:00:31 AM »
AFFC is amazing. Very well written. Only weak spot is the Brienne POV
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Re: A Song of Ice and Fire discussion
« Reply #47 on: March 23, 2012, 01:23:56 AM »
 ::)

It should probably say something when I can't tell if you're being stupid or trolling.  Rank the books in the series, please.
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Re: A Song of Ice and Fire discussion
« Reply #48 on: March 23, 2012, 01:24:49 AM »
:bow AFFC :bow2

the ironborn chapters where amazing as well as Cersei's.
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Re: A Song of Ice and Fire discussion
« Reply #49 on: March 23, 2012, 01:39:53 AM »
ASOS>ACOK>AGOT>ADWD>AFFC

I love them all, and AFFC is easily the best written of the series, and has one of the very best POVs of the series (Cersei's). I put it last because overall, the northern stories in the other novels are stronger than the southern focus in AFFC.

And obviously, Brienne's POV is the weakest of the series
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Re: A Song of Ice and Fire discussion
« Reply #50 on: March 23, 2012, 02:00:34 AM »
Asos>affc>agot>adwd>acok. love all of them, but asos and affc blew my mind.

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Re: A Song of Ice and Fire discussion
« Reply #51 on: March 23, 2012, 02:10:02 AM »
IMO, there's a definite decline across the board after ASOS.  The series likely peaked there... AFFC and ADWD have just seemed tired and feel like they've come out because he HAS to write them as opposed to having anything vital or interesting to say.  Obviously, ymmv but I haven't felt remotely interested much less "wowed" by anything he's written post ASOS.
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Re: A Song of Ice and Fire discussion
« Reply #52 on: March 23, 2012, 02:18:49 AM »
I can only see the argument for the decline if you're just looking for a (near) high fantasy, high action book, basically another ASOS. The same arguments used against AFFC could be used against AGOT and ACOK, both of which feature long breaks between the action, and lots of plotting and scheming; the major difference is that AFFC doesn't have the same cast of characters. The following two books - which are basically one book to be fair - are basically the calm after the storm.

Martin's editor is on record as saying she had him move the two major climax battles from ADWD (Winterfell and Mereen). If they had remained in the book, and if it was edited better, it would probably be as good or better than ASOS. So it's not a case of the story getting away from Martin as much of a case of the story moving from a huge climax into a cathartic build up.
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Re: A Song of Ice and Fire discussion
« Reply #53 on: March 23, 2012, 02:24:37 AM »
Sorry, there's nothing resembling the dreck of Dany's chapters in ASOS.

And honestly, I kind of like Brienne's chapters in a roundabout way... reason being that Jaime Lannister's character arc is one of my favorite things about the books and since she's tied to him in a lot of ways you get to see him change during her chapters some of the time.  That's definitely one of the things that's going to get me to keep reading these books, finding out what happens to Jaime.
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Re: A Song of Ice and Fire discussion
« Reply #54 on: March 23, 2012, 02:34:24 AM »
I think her POV could be interesting in the future, given what happens at the end of ADWD. And while the AFFC chapters had some good moments, most of it was just a bad travel tale. Things got interesting once she ran into Biter lol, but that's about it. Oh and I also liked the part where she visited the priests; there's an awesome monologue in one of her chapters by some lowly priest about war.

Dany's chapters in ADWD aren't bad overall, but I feel that was a case where a non buddy buddy editor could have helped; he needs someone to firmly drive the narrative. Martin seemed to take the AFFC criticism to heart, and thus give the three main characters missing from that novel a shit ton of chapters in Dance. MOST people will agree Jon's chapters are great in ADWD, things are mixed on Tyrion (I thought he had the second best arc in the novel; this isn't the jovial Tyrion of the previous books, and I think people didn't like the fact that he's going through changes). But most people would probably argue Dany has the weakest chapers of the three main characters. So many new characters, so many ridiculous names, so much repetitive drama, etc.

But if that's what it took to convince Dany that she's a conquer and not a loving queen, so be it.
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Re: A Song of Ice and Fire discussion
« Reply #55 on: March 23, 2012, 02:43:18 AM »
She should have just remembered the words of her house...  FIRE AND BLOOD.
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Re: A Song of Ice and Fire discussion
« Reply #56 on: March 23, 2012, 02:51:49 AM »
Makes me very curious to see what she does in Westeros. I see no evidence she would be a good ruler, or is capable of playing the various games required of rulers. To be honest, I don't really see any character who would be a "good" king or queen.

I kind of think the unity of the kingdoms will be broken, and there will be no one ruler in the future
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Re: A Song of Ice and Fire discussion
« Reply #57 on: March 23, 2012, 03:01:36 AM »
The fighting pits scene is one of the greatest in the series. redeems dany.

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« Reply #58 on: March 23, 2012, 03:02:38 AM »
Makes me very curious to see what she does in Westeros. I see no evidence she would be a good ruler, or is capable of playing the various games required of rulers. To be honest, I don't really see any character who would be a "good" king or queen.

I kind of think the unity of the kingdoms will be broken, and there will be no one ruler in the future

Jon would make a good king, imo.
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Re: A Song of Ice and Fire discussion
« Reply #59 on: March 23, 2012, 02:25:01 PM »
Danny's chapter were so fucking terrible!!! even lame Quentin was more fun to read!
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