fuuuuuuuuuu well into the pile of unloved, unused Nintendo hardware with you
maybe the next time I move I'll accidentally leave them behind, then they'll band together "Brave Little Toaster" style to track me down and find me, but then as they huddle outside my window, wet and cold, they'll see me playing Xbox 360 as I use my iPad to play Carcassone and post nasty things about the new Zelda game. Then they will short-circuit their Li-Ion batteries and cry as they burn to death