Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again"

[seagrams hotsauce]

^Let the man get his dick wet and stop being a crab in a bucket, ho

I'm with Wrath on this one. The whole point of this mission has been "get Pallando laid," not "get Pallando a girlfriend." If she's putting out signals that she's DTF I doubt she's expecting a relationship, so it's not like she's being misled. If you want to mention it, cool, if not, don't sweat it.

This is one of my favorite posts ever. "This mission" 

Feels like the end of an 80 hour RPG campaign.

Usually you can finish one of those in less than three months though. I like to think this is like the New Game+ where he's got all the skills from previous runs and is too OP to lose

[thisismyusername]

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Post her reply to you right after you sent the cock pic.

Make sure you unlock the dick pic.

[Atramental]

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For context, I was asking her if she was by herself in the text that's above her first one.

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Post her reply to you right after you sent the cock pic.

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[Phoenix Dark]

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For context, I was asking her if she was by herself in the text that's above her first one.

I don't see dick here. 

[Phoenix Dark]

TBH I'm way more excited for Friday than I am for Christmas.

[CatsCatsCats]

This man hung in there, went on weird dates, drove to distant lands, KEPT GOING WITH A GOOD ATTITUDE and now he's been rewarded by the universe with golden opportunity -- and he documented it all for us! Truly the Bore's best content creator in 2016.

[tiesto]

Went to dinner/bowling with the teacher girl from last week. Had a nice time, and gave her a quick peck on the lips goodnight. Also awkwardly gave her a small box of chocolates as a Christmas gift, since a few of my coworkers (middle aged women) told me I really should, even if it's only a second date. Toward the end of the night, she seemed in a slight hurry to finish up with bowling, and didn't really seem to reciprocate much with the light touching/hugging stuff I did, but that could also be because it was late and she gets up at the crack of dawn for work. I texted her tonight and she said how she's been running around trying to finish stuff and she came home and just crashed, so hopefully I'm not working myself up into a frenzy and it's just that she's tired. Will try to talk with her tomorrow and hopefully she's more receptive, because she's got an awesome personality, intelligent, and physically is my type.

Started emailing with a dentist who lives nearby, and a special ed teacher from Flushing. The teacher hinted about meeting up after Christmas, but Queens is pretty far. And speaking about special ed teachers who live far, an Asian girl from the Bronx gave me her # but that's just too far for me. I can't do the long drives like my boy Pallando. I'm not super attracted to any of these girls though, but I'm more than willing to give a chance in case we 'click', they look better in person (this happens sometimes), etc.

Some curvy Jewish girl I was talking to emailed me back saying "What's with the 3 day response time?". I guess because I took too long to write back to her Uhh, I mean it's not like it's the week before Christmas or anything and I'm busy as fuck (busy as fuck playing XV and reading Pallando's posts on here)

[Madrun Badrun]

TBH I'm way more excited for Friday than I am for Christmas.

I got so excited I forgot today was Thursday. 

[El Babua]

That's my Atra

[thisismyusername]

Some curvy Jewish girl I was talking to emailed me back saying "What's with the 3 day response time?". I guess because I took too long to write back to her Uhh, I mean it's not like it's the week before Christmas or anything and I'm busy as fuck (busy as fuck playing XV and reading Pallando's posts on here)

Just let her know that: "It's the holidays, I've been busy with preparations. Sorry?" If she gets offended again, sounds like it's probably the best to ignore her (or just do that anyway? Depends on how attracted you are to her, I guess).

[Atramental]

Mad props to KissVibes/Shark, Y'all.

Dude was basically my cheat sheet/coach for all of these weeks. 

[Rahxephon91]

And no the advice here doesn't help me because it amounts to either simply be lucky or change yourself into a completely new and different person for women to like you.  And women are worth blaming. Even if I have a toxic attitude towards them I only have one because they helped foster it. They passed me over and continue to do so now before they even know me. Maybe I would'nt have been so fucked up if I had positive interactions with them as a teenager and not only ones that would reinforce negatives. But oh well. VR and money are good tools.

Given your thoughts on women can you blame them for not wanting to get to know you? I don't think anyone is saying that you need to change yourself into a completely new person just that you need to grow as a person. That is unless your entire identity is based on your hatred of women in which case I dunno.

Well I've for sure regressed. I only half believe the things I say here. Yes, I'm bitter and a bit angry, but I don't think if you met me in real life you could tell. Which I guess sounds like all psychopaths. But what I mean is I feel allowed on here to say crazy things because it won't effect me in real life. Internet ect.

But of course I've grown a lot. I'm far more outgoing, less narrow minded, and more free in my interactions with people. I've realized what my strengths in interacting with people(not-romantically) anyway are and I've had a lot more success making friends. I'm a far more social person then I've ever been. I'm way more positive about things then I've ever been. Trying to shed my cynical attitude.

But I guess recently I've fallen back into just general negative feelings towards women because many of my outles haven't been fruitful and I guess haven't gotten the results I want and reality and time are starting to seemingly set in.

Also my female friend who I've mentioned before who I did have a strong connection with has basicly shat on me for no reason. Deleting me off social media, ignoring me at work completely, and making sure I know she's ignoring me. And it's hurting me on 2 levels. Sure the more sexual level, but also the friend level. This is someone I thought I had a connection for and she's basically tried to write me out of existence and honestly it's not because of anything I did.

So thats really hurt me big time and well I guess I'm angry about that.

But other then that, I just have my typical complaints.

[FreeNudeLyleLanley]

Yeah I'm having a very hard time believing she just did that out of the blue.

[Phoenix Dark]

Is anyone interested in a collective Bore jerk off session around 6pm today? Just to send positive vibes through the universe for our man down south.

[Atramental]

We'll probably be eating dinner at that time. I'd say set your clocks to 8 or 9pm EST. 

[CatsCatsCats]

This man hung in there, went on weird dates, drove to distant lands, KEPT GOING WITH A GOOD ATTITUDE and now he's been rewarded by the universe with golden opportunity -- and he documented it all for us! Truly the Bore's best content creator in 2016.

If Panaldo's the bore's best content creator then what am I

You know

[FreeNudeLyleLanley]

We'll probably be eating dinner at that time. I'd say set your clocks to 8 or 9pm EST. 

What are you eating for dinner?

[Atramental]

We'll probably be eating dinner at that time. I'd say set your clocks to 8 or 9pm EST. 

What are you eating for dinner?

She's vegetarian so I decided to take her to one of my favorite Indian restaurants in town. Also, she's never had Indian food before and I always like it when I can introduce people to new stuff.

[FreeNudeLyleLanley]

We'll probably be eating dinner at that time. I'd say set your clocks to 8 or 9pm EST. 

What are you eating for dinner?

She's vegetarian so I decided to take her to one of my favorite Indian restaurants in town. Also, she's never had Indian food before and I always like it when I can introduce people to new stuff.

Nothing makes me want to fuck like a good curry.

[Atramental]

Pallando, care to make the announcement a plug exclusive? We'll play some Sam Cooke there till you show up.

Maybe. I'm not entirely sure how I would coordinate that with you and the Plug regulars.

[nudemacusers]

That post masala nut

[Rahxephon91]

Yeah I'm having a very hard time believing she just did that out of the blue.

If I had done something, I could at least make sense of it. I haven't done anything to this person. I'm also not the only one she did this too.

[Atramental]

Quick warning / suggestion: First time eating Indian food?  Indian food gives a lot of folks indigestion / GI upset.

I'll try to steer her away from anything too crazy.

Also, she's half Mexican. She might be able handle it all just fine.

[FreeNudeLyleLanley]

Quick warning / suggestion: First time eating Indian food?  Indian food gives a lot of folks indigestion / GI upset.

I'll try to steer her away from anything too crazy.

Also, she's half Mexican. She might be able handle it all just fine.

This could be the most hilarious way of fucking up an attempt at losing your virginity.

[nudemacusers]

Take her to Cheesecake Factory for dinner and dessert and follow with a stop at a pub drinking nothing but porters. Treat her after by licking all that foodsweat off her punani

[Atramental]

I mean, the place I'm going to is pretty good at not overwhelming us CACs with curry so I think I'm safe.

edit: Maybe I'll do Cheesecake Factory for date #3. I've never been there before.

[nudemacusers]

Lol no shits wack come on brah

[Atramental]

Lol no shits wack come on brah

edit: Anyways, sex or no sex, I'm just happy I found a girl that thinks I'm amazing despite being kinda "eh" on paper.

[tiesto]

What part of NYC are you in? And how far are the Bronx and Queens, respectively?

I've gone up to the Bronx a couple times from Manhattan, and I remember it took awhile.

I'm from central Long Island, so Queens is nearly an hour from me with average traffic, Bronx well it depends where, but it could be 1.5 hours.

The girl I like the most lives a few min away and works literally next door from the condo complex I live in.

[FreeNudeLyleLanley]

Bring her out for seafood and play with some oysters using your tongue.

[Atramental]

No need. I'll be doing that tonight to her clam. 

[FreeNudeLyleLanley]

No need. I'll be doing that tonight to her clam. 

Don't forget the butthole.

[Atramental]

[FreeNudeLyleLanley]

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Good luck getting that third date then.

[nudemacusers]

It's 2017. Eat the booty.

[Atramental]

I'd have to be spectacularly drunk to do something like that. Also, I just met this girl last week.

[FreeNudeLyleLanley]

I'd have to be spectacularly drunk to do something like that. Also, I just met this girl last week.

Perfect time to get a taste of the butthole then. Don't want to wait until you're too far into the relationship.

[TakingBackSunday]

Booty eating is the best.

[Atramental]

*grumbles* 

I feel like I need a woman's perspective on this instead of a bunch guys who are known for trolling.

[TakingBackSunday]

You would be hard pressed NOT finding a girl who would at least think "oh wow, that felt better than I thought."

[FreeNudeLyleLanley]

It may be impossible but don't get too clingy with the chick you lose your virginity to.

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[thisismyusername]

We'll probably be eating dinner at that time. I'd say set your clocks to 8 or 9pm EST. 

What are you eating for dinner?

She's vegetarian so I decided to take her to one of my favorite Indian restaurants in town. Also, she's never had Indian food before and I always like it when I can introduce people to new stuff.

Did you make sure it was vegetarian or had those options? Indian (like others) will generally have meat because that's the "default" for most peoples diets. They may not have meat in the curry but it's a possibility. And there will be (boned, generally) chicken if it's a buffet.

*grumbles* 

I feel like I need a woman's perspective on this instead of a bunch guys who are known for trolling.

Seriously and honestly: Eat the booty. Have her eat your booty if you want (but make sure it's clean obviously) to get the feeling. Then you'll know the booty eating movement.

[Samson Manhug]

Did you make sure it was vegetarian or had those options? Indian (like others) will generally have meat because that's the "default" for most peoples diets. They may not have meat in the curry but it's a possibility. And there will be (boned, generally) chicken if it's a buffet.

Have you never been to an Indian restaurant?

[Atramental]

@username: I've been to this place several times. They have about 18+ legitimate vegetarian dishes.

It may be impossible but don't get too clingy with the chick you lose your virginity to.

I'm more concerned about her clinging to me, tbh. I've never had a girl (openly) fall this hard for me so fast.

[thisismyusername]

Have you never been to an Indian restaurant?

I have. But dietary concerns are still an issue. But I'm coming from having to find Vegan places (so even more strict than Vegetarians) for friends that is a total pain because the options for them is minor compared to a meat/Veggie diet. It really depends on the place/area. For me, a place that has like 50 options only have like 5-10 max for a Vegetarian or a Vegan person. Sucks. You also have to throw in making sure the stuff isn't cooked next to meat depending on how hardcore they are. Sucks.

[FreeNudeLyleLanley]

It may be impossible but don't get too clingy with the chick you lose your virginity to.

I'm more concerned about her clinging to me, tbh. I've never had a girl (openly) fall this hard for me so fast.

Uh huh, get back to me after you have sex.

[Himu]

losing your virginity and you want her to INDIAN?



Good luck!

IMO you should replan and google for local vegetarian restaurants.

[brawndolicious]

Get palak paneer, and just enjoy your time together. You're interested, she's interested. No rush no fuss. And yes, being inexperienced is okay (for both of you).

[eleuin]

Lol no shits wack come on brah

edit: Anyways, sex or no sex, I'm just happy I found a girl that thinks I'm amazing despite being kinda "eh" on paper.

Word of advice: Even if you feel that way try not to say it to people too often. It'll bleed out into your interactions with her and it's very uncouth of you in general. You're just having fun for now, keep it that and keep thinking of it as that..

I was confused if he meant him or her

because the first is very true 

[I'm a Puppy!]

losing your virginity and you want her to INDIAN?

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Good luck!

IMO you should replan and google for local vegetarian restaurants.

Shooting from your cock AND anus at the same time

[thisismyusername]

losing your virginity and you want her to INDIAN?

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Good luck!

IMO you should replan and google for local vegetarian restaurants.

Shooting from your cock AND anus at the same time

 

Atra, make sure you have a plastic sheet on your bed. Because you'll be going to Germany possibly. But more seriously: I'd follow Himu's advice and look for local Vegetarian (or Vegan, Vegan can be good IMO) places. There has to be a few near you given the recent trend of folks going Vegetarian.

[VomKriege]

Indian food

[Phoenix Dark]

Buy her some pineapple juice

[thisismyusername]

Buy her some pineapple juice

Doesn't that only work for men?

[Madrun Badrun]

PD only gives advice from experience

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with men

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[Atramental]

I never had any serious bodily function issues with Indian food. So anecdotally I don't know why it gets a bad rap. 

Also, on our first date all she ate was chips and salsa. Makes me wonder if she's going to do something similar again.

[CatsCatsCats]

GOOD LUCK HAVE FUN!