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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #11220 on: December 26, 2016, 03:06:59 PM »
Essentially all our advice has consistently boiled down to, "Get out there and try new things!" Its easy to shoot down, but if you don't do that you'll never move beyond where you are now.
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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #11221 on: December 26, 2016, 03:15:11 PM »
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Pallando deserves a lot of credit for confronting his weaknesses and improving his life. You don't get to sit on your lonely pedestal and dismiss his accomplishments, Rahx. Yea Shark helped him a lot but ultimately Shark wasn't the guy going on dates, getting rejected, getting ghosted, persevering, and ultimately finding someone who is cool.
I believe that's what I said. I'm not sure why reading is hard here. I believe I said I doubted that Shark really did much and that he did most of it on his own. I'm not sure where the "dismissing" is coming from, unless it wasn't done mostly through tinder.

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Everybody here was more than willing to help you.
Yeah I don't consider such advice as "get an escort" or "become a different person" to be such worthwhile advice. Also, Atra did'nt really follow most of you people's advice anyway. So I guess the lesson here is don't listen to the bore? One of the big advice things here was for Atra to get an escort. He did'nt and seems happier for it. Well gee I wonder who advocated against that..

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ou're not going to be happy or accomplish anything relationship-wise until you TRY. And part of trying means, yes, getting experience, which you don't want to do
I also have a tinder. Which seemed to be all Atra needed to begin here. Also experience here requires another party, if I'm not given a chance there's nothing I can really do and well internet dating hasn't helped there.


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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #11222 on: December 26, 2016, 05:42:40 PM »
I think the biggest issue that I see with most guys who have a hard time getting with women is that they take themselves WAAAY too seriously (and this was me not too long ago).

The girl that I'm currently dating and lost my virginity to noticed that about me. I don't let shit phase me or at least not for very long. She likes being around me because I don't make a big deal out of things and can keep my cool when shit gets weird. Also, I like to joke around and make jokes about myself so she doesn't feel too weird about her self and thus feels normal/comfortable around me. :doge

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #11223 on: December 26, 2016, 06:02:25 PM »
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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #11224 on: December 26, 2016, 07:25:15 PM »
Holy shit I've been thinking Kissvibes was Wrath for like a week.  Name changes are confusing and should be disallowed. 


Also I want to change my name to Madrun Badrun please. 
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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #11225 on: December 26, 2016, 07:51:11 PM »
I'm stupid? You just reiterated that you'd like those shoes for help. Your implying that it's not completely free in a sentence where your telling me I'm an idiot for thinking it's not free?

How does that work?

Oh no I don't have your help? What will I do without something that hasn't effected me at all!

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #11226 on: December 26, 2016, 07:53:16 PM »
Again this is why we need to lock this thread and send it to the Hall of Fame.  Pallando losing his virginity was the highlight of this thread, there was no other way this thread could go but down.
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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #11227 on: December 26, 2016, 08:02:43 PM »
Again this is why we need to lock this thread and send it to the Hall of Fame.  Pallando losing his virginity was the highlight of this thread, there was no other way this thread could go but down.
Someone could go gay and start this process all over.  :doge
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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #11228 on: December 26, 2016, 08:18:55 PM »
I'm stupid? You just reiterated that you'd like those shoes for help. Your implying that it's not completely free in a sentence where your telling me I'm an idiot for thinking it's not free?

How does that work?

Oh no I don't have your help? What will I do without something that hasn't effected me at all!

I was being sarcastic you fucking robot.

If you still live in Chicago please move elsewhere. I don't like you being in such close proximity. I don't want to worry about getting shot one night because you got rejected. Again.
Are you being sarcastic now? How am I supposed to know when you're being sarcastic when this is how you normally post?

I'm kind of offended that you think I'm going to kill someone though. I've never shown any aspirations towards that. Seems like your taking this a bit too seriously..

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #11229 on: December 26, 2016, 09:11:15 PM »

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #11230 on: December 26, 2016, 09:22:59 PM »
We can change the topic to me finding a ring for my lady.
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« Reply #11231 on: December 26, 2016, 09:23:47 PM »
Oh sure something less dark like the diamond trade

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #11232 on: December 26, 2016, 09:24:49 PM »
Well fuck you too then  :(
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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #11233 on: December 26, 2016, 09:32:48 PM »
It's not like he went out and romanced a person in person.

Don't be this guy.

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« Reply #11234 on: December 26, 2016, 10:02:08 PM »
We can change the topic to me finding a ring for my lady.

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #11235 on: December 26, 2016, 11:13:11 PM »
The girl I'm dating snapped me a pic of her cleavage and said she was home alone tonight.  :doge

*grabs keys, lube, and condoms*

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #11236 on: December 26, 2016, 11:14:39 PM »
Needing lube  :doge
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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #11238 on: December 26, 2016, 11:15:57 PM »
Its a bit weird to reference her as the girl your dating when we all know you've only seen her twice.  Its proper to refer to her as your bit of tang at this stage of the relationship. 
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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #11239 on: December 26, 2016, 11:24:35 PM »
I think the biggest issue that I see with most guys who have a hard time getting with women is that they take themselves WAAAY too seriously (and this was me not too long ago).

The girl that I'm currently dating and lost my virginity to noticed that about me. I don't let shit phase me or at least not for very long. She likes being around me because I don't make a big deal out of things and can keep my cool when shit gets weird. Also, I like to joke around and make jokes about myself so she doesn't feel too weird about her self and thus feels normal/comfortable around me. :doge
I guess after one Tinder sex date you're a complete expert on relationships? I guess Shark taught you well.

Going to be one of those clingy dudes though.

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« Reply #11240 on: December 26, 2016, 11:33:17 PM »
Don't close the thread! I just jumped back into the dating pool and I promise some silly/ridiculous/entertaining stories in the future!

Plus there's always the slight hope that Rahx will start to confront his issues and work towards being the best Rahx he can be.
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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #11241 on: December 27, 2016, 12:19:12 AM »
Congrats to Brand New!!

I'm stupid? You just reiterated that you'd like those shoes for help. Your implying that it's not completely free in a sentence where your telling me I'm an idiot for thinking it's not free?

How does that work?

Oh no I don't have your help? What will I do without something that hasn't effected me at all!

I was being sarcastic you fucking robot.

If you still live in Chicago please move elsewhere. I don't like you being in such close proximity. I don't want to worry about getting shot one night because you got rejected. Again.
Are you being sarcastic now? How am I supposed to know when you're being sarcastic when this is how you normally post?

I'm kind of offended that you think I'm going to kill someone though. I've never shown any aspirations towards that. Seems like your taking this a bit too seriously..

I'll make sure to label all my posts going forward just for your stupid ass.

You're insane, extremely fucking bitter and have a warped view of reality/yourself. You also spoke about it being easier to acquire a gun. Of course I worry you're going to kill someone, you fuckin' nutjob.

I'm not being sarcastic.
I mean the gun one was clearly a joke, but I guess sarcasm is a one road street here.

I'm not insane at all, but sure I'm bitter.

I don't know where this "warped view" thing came from. I clearly don't see myself as anything but a loser, so it's not like I'm overstating my worth.

But don't worry, I'm not interested in buying a gun.

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« Reply #11242 on: December 27, 2016, 12:25:25 AM »
Pallando's gonna pull the ultimate virgin move and marry this girl.

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #11243 on: December 27, 2016, 12:40:38 AM »
Joking about buying a gun for suicidel actions will eventually lead to legitimate suicide attempts.  Get help.
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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #11244 on: December 27, 2016, 01:16:20 AM »
I doubt he's been in my position. Whatever that is. Even after following this thread I'm not quite sure what he did. He didn't have to work out, get new hobbies, invent new personality traits. Just work on confidence and not being creepy or whatever. He also seemed to luck out with getting plenty of quality Tinder matches with little effort. Sure many may have ghosted him, but they did at least interact with him with little effort on his end. So no I'm not sure what he did.

And I'm calling him out for using lines like the "girl I've been dating" in his expert posts because he's only known this girl for a few days and it still seems like little more then a Tinder sex fling.

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« Reply #11245 on: December 27, 2016, 01:34:00 AM »
Just work on confidence and not being creepy or whatever.

If you did just those two things and nothing else I guarantee even you could fuck someone.

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #11246 on: December 27, 2016, 01:44:45 AM »
Just work on confidence and not being creepy or whatever.

If you did just those two things and nothing else I guarantee even you could fuck someone.
Im not creepy in real life and I've already had sex.

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« Reply #11247 on: December 27, 2016, 01:46:26 AM »
Just work on confidence and not being creepy or whatever.

If you did just those two things and nothing else I guarantee even you could fuck someone.
Im not creepy in real life and I've already had sex.

I meant consensual sex.

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #11248 on: December 27, 2016, 01:46:51 AM »
So what kinda cut are you looking at, BrandNew?

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #11249 on: December 27, 2016, 03:51:33 AM »
The girl I'm dating snapped me a pic of her cleavage and said she was home alone tonight.  :doge

*grabs keys, lube, and condoms*
*just got back from round 3* :aah

Sex is pretty great, brehs.
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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #11250 on: December 27, 2016, 04:47:46 AM »
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« Reply #11251 on: December 27, 2016, 09:34:50 AM »
Real talk rahx, finding someone to like you when you hate yourself is usually not doable.

People here arnt joking when they say you should find someone to talk to.

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #11252 on: December 27, 2016, 09:47:03 AM »
Plus there's always the slight hope that Rahx will start to confront his issues and work towards being the best Rahx he can be.



Jeez at the jealousy dripping out of every Rahx post, liking every joke making fun of Pallando.  :lol

Because he knows we're all right and he won't change his shitty attitude, so he's going to die alone.

Says the master of going to die alone. But seriously dudes: Ignore Rah and move on. Maybe he'll get the hint to go to TrueCels and whine about nobody loving him there until he gets hit by a piano, has an epiphany and starts being less a turd.

So what kinda cut are you looking at, BrandNew?

Cut dick :kobeyuckamonds :kobeyuck

Meanwhile it seems like you're actively making a point to do as little as possible and you make sure to only pay attention to posts that you think/are slights against you.

That's Rah's MO though. That's why I've stated to ignore him completely. He's attention seeking.

I don't really know what you did for Atra. It just seems like he kept up on tinder and eventually got lucky. It's not like he went out and romanced a person in person.

You still have to romance the person in person after you meet them. It's insanely easy to strike out after someone from Tinder or OKC has agreed to go on a date with you.

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #11253 on: December 27, 2016, 10:03:20 AM »
Its a bit weird to reference her as the girl your dating when we all know you've only seen her twice.  Its proper to refer to her as your bit of tang at this stage of the relationship.

Fucking lady friend is the proper nomenclature, please.
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« Reply #11254 on: December 27, 2016, 10:03:29 AM »
We can change the topic to me finding a ring for my lady.
Congrats!
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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #11255 on: December 27, 2016, 10:30:39 AM »
I'm late on this, but-

I'm alive.

We fucked twice.

More details to come soon.  ;)




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Re: Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again"
« Reply #11256 on: December 27, 2016, 10:52:28 AM »
Pallando can start the new thread since he won this one.
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Re: Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again"
« Reply #11257 on: December 27, 2016, 10:59:20 AM »
That new thread title  :lol
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