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KissVibes

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #13230 on: December 26, 2016, 08:01:54 PM »
I'm stupid? You just reiterated that you'd like those shoes for help. Your implying that it's not completely free in a sentence where your telling me I'm an idiot for thinking it's not free?

How does that work?

Oh no I don't have your help? What will I do without something that hasn't effected me at all!

I was being sarcastic you fucking robot.

If you still live in Chicago please move elsewhere. I don't like you being in such close proximity. I don't want to worry about getting shot one night because you got rejected. Again.
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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #13231 on: December 26, 2016, 08:02:43 PM »
Again this is why we need to lock this thread and send it to the Hall of Fame.  Pallando losing his virginity was the highlight of this thread, there was no other way this thread could go but down.
Someone could go gay and start this process all over.  :doge

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #13232 on: December 26, 2016, 08:18:55 PM »
I'm stupid? You just reiterated that you'd like those shoes for help. Your implying that it's not completely free in a sentence where your telling me I'm an idiot for thinking it's not free?

How does that work?

Oh no I don't have your help? What will I do without something that hasn't effected me at all!

I was being sarcastic you fucking robot.

If you still live in Chicago please move elsewhere. I don't like you being in such close proximity. I don't want to worry about getting shot one night because you got rejected. Again.
Are you being sarcastic now? How am I supposed to know when you're being sarcastic when this is how you normally post?

I'm kind of offended that you think I'm going to kill someone though. I've never shown any aspirations towards that. Seems like your taking this a bit too seriously..

Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #13233 on: December 26, 2016, 09:03:42 PM »
This thread got depressing in a hurry. It's a joyous season, brehs.

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #13234 on: December 26, 2016, 09:11:15 PM »
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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #13235 on: December 26, 2016, 09:22:59 PM »
We can change the topic to me finding a ring for my lady.
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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #13236 on: December 26, 2016, 09:23:47 PM »
Oh sure something less dark like the diamond trade
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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #13237 on: December 26, 2016, 09:24:49 PM »
Well fuck you too then  :(
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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #13238 on: December 26, 2016, 09:32:48 PM »
It's not like he went out and romanced a person in person.

Don't be this guy.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=374209

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #13239 on: December 26, 2016, 09:38:33 PM »
We can change the topic to me finding a ring for my lady.

Oh shit dude, that's cool.

Don't get me wrong, I'm upset you're officially off the market but here's hoping she says yes and everything goes beautifully.

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #13240 on: December 26, 2016, 10:02:08 PM »
We can change the topic to me finding a ring for my lady.

Congrats

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #13241 on: December 26, 2016, 11:13:11 PM »
The girl I'm dating snapped me a pic of her cleavage and said she was home alone tonight.  :doge

*grabs keys, lube, and condoms*

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #13242 on: December 26, 2016, 11:14:39 PM »
Needing lube  :doge
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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #13244 on: December 26, 2016, 11:15:57 PM »
Its a bit weird to reference her as the girl your dating when we all know you've only seen her twice.  Its proper to refer to her as your bit of tang at this stage of the relationship. 
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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #13245 on: December 26, 2016, 11:24:35 PM »
I think the biggest issue that I see with most guys who have a hard time getting with women is that they take themselves WAAAY too seriously (and this was me not too long ago).

The girl that I'm currently dating and lost my virginity to noticed that about me. I don't let shit phase me or at least not for very long. She likes being around me because I don't make a big deal out of things and can keep my cool when shit gets weird. Also, I like to joke around and make jokes about myself so she doesn't feel too weird about her self and thus feels normal/comfortable around me. :doge
I guess after one Tinder sex date you're a complete expert on relationships? I guess Shark taught you well.

Going to be one of those clingy dudes though.

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #13246 on: December 26, 2016, 11:33:17 PM »
Don't close the thread! I just jumped back into the dating pool and I promise some silly/ridiculous/entertaining stories in the future!

Plus there's always the slight hope that Rahx will start to confront his issues and work towards being the best Rahx he can be.
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KissVibes

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #13247 on: December 26, 2016, 11:40:12 PM »
Congrats to Brand New!!

I'm stupid? You just reiterated that you'd like those shoes for help. Your implying that it's not completely free in a sentence where your telling me I'm an idiot for thinking it's not free?

How does that work?

Oh no I don't have your help? What will I do without something that hasn't effected me at all!

I was being sarcastic you fucking robot.

If you still live in Chicago please move elsewhere. I don't like you being in such close proximity. I don't want to worry about getting shot one night because you got rejected. Again.
Are you being sarcastic now? How am I supposed to know when you're being sarcastic when this is how you normally post?

I'm kind of offended that you think I'm going to kill someone though. I've never shown any aspirations towards that. Seems like your taking this a bit too seriously..

I'll make sure to label all my posts going forward just for your stupid ass.

You're insane, extremely fucking bitter and have a warped view of reality/yourself. You also spoke about it being easier to acquire a gun. Of course I worry you're going to kill someone, you fuckin' nutjob.

I'm not being sarcastic.
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Rahxephon91

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #13248 on: December 27, 2016, 12:19:12 AM »
Congrats to Brand New!!

I'm stupid? You just reiterated that you'd like those shoes for help. Your implying that it's not completely free in a sentence where your telling me I'm an idiot for thinking it's not free?

How does that work?

Oh no I don't have your help? What will I do without something that hasn't effected me at all!

I was being sarcastic you fucking robot.

If you still live in Chicago please move elsewhere. I don't like you being in such close proximity. I don't want to worry about getting shot one night because you got rejected. Again.
Are you being sarcastic now? How am I supposed to know when you're being sarcastic when this is how you normally post?

I'm kind of offended that you think I'm going to kill someone though. I've never shown any aspirations towards that. Seems like your taking this a bit too seriously..

I'll make sure to label all my posts going forward just for your stupid ass.

You're insane, extremely fucking bitter and have a warped view of reality/yourself. You also spoke about it being easier to acquire a gun. Of course I worry you're going to kill someone, you fuckin' nutjob.

I'm not being sarcastic.
I mean the gun one was clearly a joke, but I guess sarcasm is a one road street here.

I'm not insane at all, but sure I'm bitter.

I don't know where this "warped view" thing came from. I clearly don't see myself as anything but a loser, so it's not like I'm overstating my worth.

But don't worry, I'm not interested in buying a gun.

Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #13249 on: December 27, 2016, 12:25:25 AM »
Pallando's gonna pull the ultimate virgin move and marry this girl.

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #13250 on: December 27, 2016, 12:40:38 AM »
Joking about buying a gun for suicidel actions will eventually lead to legitimate suicide attempts.  Get help.
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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #13251 on: December 27, 2016, 12:59:40 AM »
 lol, how are you going to call out Pallando when he's been in your position all the way up until a few days ago, but has continually improved himself over the past few months and is making steady progress?

 Meanwhile it seems like you're actively making a point to do as little as possible and you make sure to only pay attention to posts that you think/are slights against you.
« Last Edit: December 27, 2016, 02:34:27 AM by 213372bu »

Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #13252 on: December 27, 2016, 01:14:45 AM »
I don't really know what you did for Atra. It just seems like he kept up on tinder and eventually got lucky. It's not like he went out and romanced a person in person.

You still have to romance the person in person after you meet them. It's insanely easy to strike out after someone from Tinder or OKC has agreed to go on a date with you.

Rahxephon91

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #13253 on: December 27, 2016, 01:16:20 AM »
I doubt he's been in my position. Whatever that is. Even after following this thread I'm not quite sure what he did. He didn't have to work out, get new hobbies, invent new personality traits. Just work on confidence and not being creepy or whatever. He also seemed to luck out with getting plenty of quality Tinder matches with little effort. Sure many may have ghosted him, but they did at least interact with him with little effort on his end. So no I'm not sure what he did.

And I'm calling him out for using lines like the "girl I've been dating" in his expert posts because he's only known this girl for a few days and it still seems like little more then a Tinder sex fling.

Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #13254 on: December 27, 2016, 01:18:47 AM »
He's a thin bald guy with a goatee, not Brad Pitt. Have a friend who knows how to use a camera take some quality pictures for your profile, and you'll probably get better Tinder matches.

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« Reply #13255 on: December 27, 2016, 01:34:00 AM »
Just work on confidence and not being creepy or whatever.

If you did just those two things and nothing else I guarantee even you could fuck someone.

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #13256 on: December 27, 2016, 01:44:45 AM »
Just work on confidence and not being creepy or whatever.

If you did just those two things and nothing else I guarantee even you could fuck someone.
Im not creepy in real life and I've already had sex.

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« Reply #13257 on: December 27, 2016, 01:46:26 AM »
Just work on confidence and not being creepy or whatever.

If you did just those two things and nothing else I guarantee even you could fuck someone.
Im not creepy in real life and I've already had sex.

I meant consensual sex.

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #13258 on: December 27, 2016, 01:46:51 AM »
So what kinda cut are you looking at, BrandNew?
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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #13259 on: December 27, 2016, 03:51:33 AM »
The girl I'm dating snapped me a pic of her cleavage and said she was home alone tonight.  :doge

*grabs keys, lube, and condoms*
*just got back from round 3* :aah

Sex is pretty great, brehs.
« Last Edit: December 27, 2016, 04:15:39 AM by Pallando »

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #13260 on: December 27, 2016, 04:47:46 AM »
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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #13261 on: December 27, 2016, 05:02:56 AM »
We can change the topic to me finding a ring for my lady.

Are you a real man nerd? :bolo

Exodust

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #13262 on: December 27, 2016, 08:00:35 AM »
Jeez at the jealousy dripping out of every Rahx post, liking every joke making fun of Pallando.  :lol
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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #13263 on: December 27, 2016, 09:34:50 AM »
Real talk rahx, finding someone to like you when you hate yourself is usually not doable.

People here arnt joking when they say you should find someone to talk to.

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #13264 on: December 27, 2016, 09:47:03 AM »
Plus there's always the slight hope that Rahx will start to confront his issues and work towards being the best Rahx he can be.



Jeez at the jealousy dripping out of every Rahx post, liking every joke making fun of Pallando.  :lol

Because he knows we're all right and he won't change his shitty attitude, so he's going to die alone.

Says the master of going to die alone. But seriously dudes: Ignore Rah and move on. Maybe he'll get the hint to go to TrueCels and whine about nobody loving him there until he gets hit by a piano, has an epiphany and starts being less a turd.

So what kinda cut are you looking at, BrandNew?

Cut dick :kobeyuckamonds :kobeyuck

Meanwhile it seems like you're actively making a point to do as little as possible and you make sure to only pay attention to posts that you think/are slights against you.

That's Rah's MO though. That's why I've stated to ignore him completely. He's attention seeking.

I don't really know what you did for Atra. It just seems like he kept up on tinder and eventually got lucky. It's not like he went out and romanced a person in person.

You still have to romance the person in person after you meet them. It's insanely easy to strike out after someone from Tinder or OKC has agreed to go on a date with you.

:preach
« Last Edit: December 27, 2016, 09:53:59 AM by thisismyusername »

Exodust

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #13265 on: December 27, 2016, 10:00:57 AM »
"Romance a person in person" is my favorite thing posted here since "murdered in the digital realm"
« Last Edit: December 27, 2016, 10:08:28 AM by Kaffir The Reaper »
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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #13266 on: December 27, 2016, 10:03:20 AM »
Its a bit weird to reference her as the girl your dating when we all know you've only seen her twice.  Its proper to refer to her as your bit of tang at this stage of the relationship.

Fucking lady friend is the proper nomenclature, please.
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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #13267 on: December 27, 2016, 10:03:29 AM »
We can change the topic to me finding a ring for my lady.
Congrats!
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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #13268 on: December 27, 2016, 10:30:39 AM »
I'm late on this, but-

I'm alive.

We fucked twice.

More details to come soon.  ;)




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Re: Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again"
« Reply #13269 on: December 27, 2016, 10:52:28 AM »
Pallando can start the new thread since he won this one.
« Last Edit: December 27, 2016, 11:37:37 AM by Joe Molotov »
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Re: Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again"
« Reply #13270 on: December 27, 2016, 10:59:20 AM »
That new thread title  :lol
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