Author Topic: Official THE BORE College Football Thread of Death Sentences - 2011 (Read 14090 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #120 on:** January 02, 2012, 08:34:57 PM »

The MSU/Georgia game was great

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #121 on:** January 02, 2012, 08:38:41 PM »

I was listening to it on the drive home from work, sounded like it.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #122 on:** January 02, 2012, 08:46:34 PM »

Heh, watching MSU with my dad (Michigan alum) is always entertaining

*MSU turnover*
"Ha, same ole' Sparty. Nothing has changed, look at them haha."
*epic MSU comeback*
"Way to make the Big Ten look good ya frauds"

speaking of which, the Big Ten got embarrassed all day outside of MSU.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #123 on:** January 02, 2012, 08:51:19 PM »

Pac-12 has looked like shit outside Oregon.

Good job, Oregon, you got your Rose Bowl. Now work on a National Championship next year.

T234 · « **Reply #124 on:** January 02, 2012, 08:53:48 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on January 02, 2012, 08:51:19 PM

Pac-12 has looked like shit outside Oregon. And USC.

Good job, Oregon, you got your Rose Bowl. Now work on a National Championship next year.

FIXT

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #125 on:** January 02, 2012, 09:00:51 PM »

I LOVE MY DUCKS FUCK EVERYONE ELSE!!!

T234 · « **Reply #126 on:** January 02, 2012, 09:06:26 PM »

Stanford is ehhh. We'll find how good they are tonight.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #127 on:** January 02, 2012, 09:34:40 PM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on January 02, 2012, 09:00:23 PM

Quote from: T234 on January 02, 2012, 08:53:48 PM
Quote from: Mr. Gundam on January 02, 2012, 08:51:19 PM
Pac-12 has looked like shit outside Oregon. And USC.

Good job, Oregon, you got your Rose Bowl. Now work on a National Championship next year.

FIXT
And Stanford. God you two.

I'm talking about bowl game performance. Fiesta Bowl hadn't started yet when I posted that.

T234 · « **Reply #128 on:** January 02, 2012, 09:39:33 PM »

Turns out, pretty good thus far

T234 · « **Reply #129 on:** January 02, 2012, 09:56:24 PM »

EXCEPT FOR THE DEFENSE

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #130 on:** January 02, 2012, 09:59:09 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #131 on:** January 02, 2012, 11:56:16 PM »

Damn I got up to get a snack and Stanford scored? Bah, that's what I get for always craving snacks during red zone commercial breaks

T234 · « **Reply #132 on:** January 03, 2012, 12:18:00 AM »

HOLY FUCK HE MISSED IT

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #133 on:** January 03, 2012, 12:21:56 AM »

Poor kid. Missed again.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #134 on:** January 03, 2012, 12:22:40 AM »

ouch now I just feel bad for the kicker :'(

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #135 on:** January 03, 2012, 12:24:10 AM »

I feel bad for the kicker. That sucks.

Pac-12 ends up only winning one bowl game.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #136 on:** January 03, 2012, 12:26:01 AM »

I hope Stanford holds on the goal line. This game is awesome and needs to continue lol

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #137 on:** January 03, 2012, 12:26:16 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 03, 2012, 12:26:01 AM

I hope Stanford holds on the goal line. This game is awesome and needs to continue lol

Yeah, but a FG wins it.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #138 on:** January 03, 2012, 12:27:08 AM »

ah bah, forgot about that $:-\$

well I hope he misses it dammit

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #139 on:** January 03, 2012, 12:27:50 AM »

fuck stanford

fuck andrew luck and the fact that

he has no luck

and FUCK TOSTITOS

YOU GET NONE OF THE TOSTITOS, CARDINAL FUCKS

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #140 on:** January 03, 2012, 12:29:19 AM »

Now win a National Championship. The Ducks are capable of it and need to do it.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #141 on:** January 03, 2012, 12:30:41 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on January 03, 2012, 12:29:19 AM

Now win a National Championship. The Ducks are capable of it and need to do it.

okay but I have every right to be fucking ecstatic that the Ducks won the Rose Bowl. So... I consider that to be a monumental achievement.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #142 on:** January 03, 2012, 12:31:51 AM »

Be ecstatic, just don't hang on to this next season. I'd love to see Oregon bring home a BCS Championship title.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #143 on:** January 03, 2012, 12:32:09 AM »

This interview about getting a "piece" of the national championship really drives how just how shitty the BCS is. Do a 4-6 team playoff and be done with it.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #144 on:** January 03, 2012, 12:34:48 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on January 03, 2012, 12:31:51 AM

Be ecstatic, just don't hang on to this next season. I'd love to see Oregon bring home a BCS Championship title.

It could happen if DeAnthony keeps playing the way that he does. We're more than likely losing LaMichael to the NFL.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #145 on:** January 03, 2012, 12:40:26 AM »

So...Luck to the Colts. Should be interesting. They're probably the best NFL team that had the #1 pick in some time; obviously they sucked this year, but the team has lots of talent and would be in the playoffs if Manning was healthy. Solid o-line, solid (system) receivers....Luck is going to be in the best possible environment

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #146 on:** January 03, 2012, 12:43:27 AM »

Manning proved this year that he is the real NFL MVP.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #147 on:** January 03, 2012, 11:44:27 PM »

Looks like another OT game here between Michigan and VT

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #148 on:** January 04, 2012, 01:11:44 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #149 on:** January 09, 2012, 11:36:26 PM »

Dominant performance from Alabama but jesus, what a meh game

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #150 on:** January 09, 2012, 11:44:53 PM »

Call me when college football has at least an 8 team playoff system, otherwise it's basically just ice dancing.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #151 on:** January 10, 2012, 12:08:23 AM »

LOLSU

Akala · « **Reply #152 on:** January 10, 2012, 12:16:41 AM »

holy fuck =(

blanked. why not even TRY Lee? work is gonna SUCK tomorrow. the Saints better fucking crush SF Saturday ot LA gonna be suicidin.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #153 on:** January 10, 2012, 12:26:03 AM »

Quote from: Akala on January 10, 2012, 12:16:41 AM

holy fuck =(

blanked. why not even TRY Lee? work is gonna SUCK tomorrow. the Saints better fucking crush SF Saturday ot LA gonna be suicidin.

If it makes you feel better, your state still leads the nation in cases of gonorrhea per capita.

Akala · « **Reply #154 on:** January 10, 2012, 12:40:12 AM »

well yeah, but...it still feels hollow. $:-\$

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #155 on:** January 10, 2012, 12:43:34 AM »

Quote from: Akala on January 10, 2012, 12:40:12 AM

well yeah, but...it still feels hollow. $:-\$

At least there's no burning sensation

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #156 on:** January 10, 2012, 12:55:17 AM »

that was the worst championship game ever. LSU was fucking horrible, the QB was shit salad... everything about it. Fuck the BCS, and SEC.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #157 on:** January 10, 2012, 12:59:12 AM »

The BCS Championship was the worst bowl game this year. WOW.

Akala · « **Reply #158 on:** January 10, 2012, 01:54:08 AM »

absolutely awful. on the bright side, plus one next year!!!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #159 on:** January 10, 2012, 08:41:38 AM »

Big Clump of Shite

Brehvolution · « **Reply #160 on:** January 10, 2012, 09:01:22 AM »

I haven't seen defensive domination like that since Baltimore won the Superbowl over the Giants.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #161 on:** January 10, 2012, 11:58:31 AM »

That game might have been the best thing to happen to the BCS in some time. It got low ratings and has largely been panned: ie we're closer to something being done about the system. It'll take awhile but eventually we will have a playoff season

To be fair though, a playoff system would have resulted in those teams playing in the finals anyway lol

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #162 on:** January 10, 2012, 02:55:28 PM »

Not like they had to try, LSU was dead on that fucking field. Simply put the worst performance I've seen all season from, well, any team.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #163 on:** January 10, 2012, 02:57:59 PM »

92 yards of total offense. 92 YARDS.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #164 on:** January 10, 2012, 03:29:12 PM »

Quote from: ZephyrFate on January 10, 2012, 02:55:28 PM

Not like they had to try, LSU was dead on that fucking field. Simply put the worst performance I've seen all season from, well, any team.

err LSU was dead on the field because of Alabama's defense. Best believe LSU would run a train on any other team

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #165 on:** January 10, 2012, 03:33:28 PM »

Yeah, man, that 106th ranked passing offense is SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK.

T234 · « **Reply #166 on:** January 10, 2012, 03:39:58 PM »

The way Bama's D played last night, nobody would've put up much fight. If OSU would've played, they might have gotten a TD or 2, but Bama would have ran up the middle for 30-40 pts and fucked Weeden in the face like one of PD's Blacks On Blondes sluts. Same for Oregon and Stanford (lolz). A playoff would've ended in the same championship game.

Kentucky may be TURRBLE at football but we propped the conference up in BBall forever and a day. Nice to finally get some TV money we didn't hafta earn single-handedly.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #167 on:** January 10, 2012, 03:43:25 PM »

I just can't take Pac-10 and Big-10 fans seriously when they pull the "HURR HURR how bout that offense HUH" card. Best believe your lanky ~~(slow in the Big-10's case)~~ athletes would be left broken on the field against either Bama or LSU

T234 · « **Reply #168 on:** January 10, 2012, 03:55:54 PM »

BAH GAWD HE BROKE JOSH WEEDEN IN HALF

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #169 on:** January 10, 2012, 08:56:48 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 10, 2012, 03:29:12 PM

Quote from: ZephyrFate on January 10, 2012, 02:55:28 PM
Not like they had to try, LSU was dead on that fucking field. Simply put the worst performance I've seen all season from, well, any team.

err LSU was dead on the field because of Alabama's defense. Best believe LSU would run a train on any other team

No, I'm pretty sure that whole fucking team was playing shit. Look at Jefferson's horrid, garbage, poopshit throws and the completely open routes LSU's defense had on every play. Sure, we could also place that on the fact that they had to play a long time, but man...

I can't take you seriously when you can't acknowledge that it wasn't just Alabama's D that ruined the game. A terrible QB combined with superbly vanilla plays that Alabama could easily see through (which is funny, considering LSU's penchant for trick plays)... and you have a team that could be destroyed by anyone.

But really, the crux of the issue is why Les Miles didn't take out a QB that was obviously just throwing the whole fucking game. His response post-game was baffling; Lee should have been put in after the first quarter.

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Author Topic: Official THE BORE College Football Thread of Death Sentences - 2011 (Read 14090 times)