Author Topic: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell? (Read 23009 times)

Mupepe · « **Reply #180 on:** August 24, 2011, 11:03:33 AM »

Quote from: The Business on August 24, 2011, 10:49:53 AM

I just looked it up, looks like it just had a New Haven-inspired pizza on the menu. Not Apizza.

Scholls looks authentic. Plain pizza is just tomato sauce!

Edit: The one I googled is in Portland. I can't find a site for one in Texas. Is it in Houston or maybe somewhere closer to Oklahoma (please please)?

the Scholl's? Not in Houston sadly.

I had it in Memphis, TN.

Mupepe · « **Reply #181 on:** August 24, 2011, 11:06:57 AM »

It was so good. I stopped by randomly on my way to Morristown, TN and it was so good I had to stop there on the way back too.

TEEEPO · « **Reply #182 on:** August 24, 2011, 11:09:15 AM »

troglodytes, all of you

Mupepe · « **Reply #183 on:** August 24, 2011, 11:31:35 AM »

Quote from: TEEEPO on August 24, 2011, 11:09:15 AM

troglodytes, all of you

YO' MAMA

Robo · « **Reply #184 on:** August 24, 2011, 11:53:17 AM »

Since we're hating on restaurant chains, fuck Panera Bread. Terrible soup, awful bread, and for the price of one sandwich I could go to a grocery store deli counter and buy enough of the exact ingredients to make four identical sandwiches. (However, they do tend to employ some really hot baristas, so I won't balk at the suggestion if it comes up. I have my priorities in order.)

tiesto · « **Reply #185 on:** August 24, 2011, 01:23:35 PM »

Panera sucks, it's WAY too overpriced. I could go get a better sandwich at like any deli around here.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #186 on:** August 24, 2011, 01:33:33 PM »

One chain I liked while out west was Panago, it at least closely approximated an authentic quality pizzaria

Edit: I don't think I've realized how long between being back and forth between the US and Canada that I've just been in Canada that all I can reference is Canada stuff.

lennedsay · « **Reply #187 on:** August 24, 2011, 01:38:21 PM »

"Panera"

It's St Louis Bread Co. The original is about 5 mi from me right now, along with at least 2 others. They're all over here. I think one of the distribution centers are across from my work. Fuck going there at lunchtime, buy if you do, pray to god you don't have to park in the lot.

YouPick2 is the same price as this delicious Jimmy John's I'm eating now. Y'all are just fatties, ordering too much shit.

Robo · « **Reply #188 on:** August 24, 2011, 01:42:59 PM »

Isn't the YouPick2 only for half a sandwich? I am a MAN; that is not nearly enough food.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #189 on:** August 24, 2011, 02:42:11 PM »

The bahn mi is the cheapest and best sandwich creation ever.

etiolate · « **Reply #190 on:** August 24, 2011, 02:47:02 PM »

I lurv Togo's. So much pastrami.

I go to Erik's Deli, too and get the reuben.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #191 on:** August 24, 2011, 03:36:32 PM »

Best place to get subs:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firehouse_Subs

lennedsay · « **Reply #192 on:** August 24, 2011, 04:26:26 PM »

Quote from: Robo on August 24, 2011, 01:42:59 PM

Isn't the YouPick2 only for half a sandwich? I am a MAN; that is not nearly enough food.

Half a sandwich and a bowl of soup. Which combined with a soda has more calories than any person should eat in a day.

If you need more, then you're a fatty. You're not a fatty, are ya Robo?

Robo · « **Reply #193 on:** August 24, 2011, 04:30:21 PM »

I am a fatty in spirit, but my metabolism won't allow for it. I don't think that's good enough for demi.

etiolate · « **Reply #194 on:** August 24, 2011, 04:33:36 PM »

My inner fatty is becoming my outer fatty. =/

Bacchus7 · « **Reply #195 on:** August 24, 2011, 07:44:13 PM »

Shoutouts to fat personalities but skinny bodies.

lennedsay · « **Reply #196 on:** August 24, 2011, 10:27:12 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on August 24, 2011, 04:33:36 PM

My inner fatty is becoming my outer fatty. =/

same...

I fit into pants today I haven't worn in months though. So I ate 10 oreos. Double stuf too, none of that regular shit.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #197 on:** August 24, 2011, 10:45:36 PM »

Today I met someone who thought I'd really trimmed up since the last time I saw them (I hadn't much noticed, but maybe it's just been gradual non-shitty lifestyle)

Yesterday I met someone who thought I was in my early 20s when I'm 31.

:fuckyeah

lennedsay · « **Reply #198 on:** August 24, 2011, 11:04:08 PM »

Meh, I get carded for lottery tickets and cigs still (I don't smoke fyi, if I buy for someone else). I get the triple ID check for alcohol at the ripe age of 26.

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It's cause of my fat baby face.

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Oblivion · « **Reply #199 on:** August 24, 2011, 11:53:49 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on August 24, 2011, 11:04:08 PM

Meh, I get carded for lottery tickets and cigs still (I don't smoke fyi, if I buy for someone else). I get the triple ID check for alcohol at the ripe age of 26.

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You're 26?

Bacchus7 · « **Reply #200 on:** August 25, 2011, 12:06:25 AM »

Quote from: lennedsay on August 24, 2011, 11:04:08 PM

Meh, I get carded for lottery tickets and cigs still (I don't smoke fyi, if I buy for someone else). I get the triple ID check for alcohol at the ripe age of 26.

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Man, you live in a bourgeoisie state

lennedsay · « **Reply #201 on:** August 25, 2011, 12:18:46 AM »

Quote from: Oblivion on August 24, 2011, 11:53:49 PM

Quote from: lennedsay on August 24, 2011, 11:04:08 PM
Meh, I get carded for lottery tickets and cigs still (I don't smoke fyi, if I buy for someone else). I get the triple ID check for alcohol at the ripe age of 26.

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It's cause of my fat baby face.
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You're 26?

Quote from: Bacchus7 on August 25, 2011, 12:06:25 AM

Man, you live in a bourgeoisie state

I think part of the problem is that the ID hologram is over my year of birth, so it looks like 1955 rather than 1985. Or maybe it's cause my pic is so good.

No, but really, it's the hologram.

Oblivion · « **Reply #202 on:** August 25, 2011, 12:49:49 AM »

Quote from: lennedsay on August 25, 2011, 12:18:46 AM

Quote from: Oblivion on August 24, 2011, 11:53:49 PM
Quote from: lennedsay on August 24, 2011, 11:04:08 PM
Meh, I get carded for lottery tickets and cigs still (I don't smoke fyi, if I buy for someone else). I get the triple ID check for alcohol at the ripe age of 26.

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It's cause of my fat baby face.
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You're 26?

Why the frowny face? That's really young! Especially for a married girl (that's not from a third world country)

I thought you were in your early 30s for some reason.

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If that came out sounding insulting, believe me when I say that wasn't my intention. :/

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lennedsay · « **Reply #203 on:** August 25, 2011, 12:53:57 AM »

Thanks boo

I'm finally at that age where it could either be, "You're 26? $:-\$ " or "You're 26?

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Oblivion · « **Reply #204 on:** August 25, 2011, 01:08:06 AM »

I'm 26 too.

In my case though, when people are surprised at how old I am, it's in the 'YOU STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN YOUR BACHELOR'S WTF' sense.

I get carded all the time when I go to bars, btw. In a way that's kinda nice, I guess? *shrug*

The Sceneman · « **Reply #205 on:** August 25, 2011, 01:09:19 AM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on August 25, 2011, 01:05:13 AM

Everytime you guys talk about age I feel like this forum's baby or something.

how old are you?

I'm 25.

I was 21 when I joined EB

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #206 on:** August 25, 2011, 01:47:46 AM »

smh fuck this thread

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #207 on:** August 25, 2011, 01:54:40 AM »

How come nobody has mentioned Bj's yet? There are many of them in California and I've seen some in Nevada and Arizona too.

chronovore · « **Reply #208 on:** August 25, 2011, 01:56:46 AM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on August 25, 2011, 01:54:40 AM

How come nobody has mentioned Bj's yet? There are many of them in California and I've seen some in Nevada and Arizona too.

I like BJ's a lot. I like the beer, and their pizzas and burgers are mucho yummy.

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on August 23, 2011, 07:37:25 PM

Quote from: chronovore on August 23, 2011, 07:13:28 PM
Bucca is OK. It's got good sized portions for sharing, but it's not particularly tasty. Lemon/Caper Chicken is tasty. When I've gone there, my favorite thing is being able to get 20 oz. Sam Adams on tap./

I know you're stuck in Japan and all, but SMH.

Hey, papa gundam, I ever get to the pacific noffwest, you're going to have to show me the ways of true beer. I know how sad it is that Sam Adams seems like a treat, even when I'm stateside. I've paid US$25 at current exchange rates for a single bottle of Arrogant Bastard, and that's the best beer I've ever imbibed in Japan.

Good Japanese beers exist, but they're not common in Osaka. I've looked; most locally brewed beers are both mediocre and more expensive than buying an import Hoegaarden or Duvel.

Himu · « **Reply #209 on:** August 25, 2011, 02:37:00 AM »

they id me for cigs and booze all the fucking time

Himu · « **Reply #210 on:** August 25, 2011, 02:38:36 AM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on August 24, 2011, 03:36:32 PM

Best place to get subs:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firehouse_Subs

this place owns

Mupepe · « **Reply #211 on:** August 25, 2011, 01:26:55 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on August 25, 2011, 02:37:00 AM

they id me for cigs and booze all the fucking time

you look like a baby

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #212 on:** August 25, 2011, 01:37:57 PM »

I get carded all the time and I just turned 30. If I shave off the beard I look even younger.

Quote from: chronovore on August 25, 2011, 01:56:46 AM

Quote from: Smooth Groove on August 25, 2011, 01:54:40 AM
How come nobody has mentioned Bj's yet? There are many of them in California and I've seen some in Nevada and Arizona too.
I like BJ's a lot. I like the beer, and their pizzas and burgers are mucho yummy.

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on August 23, 2011, 07:37:25 PM
Quote from: chronovore on August 23, 2011, 07:13:28 PM
Bucca is OK. It's got good sized portions for sharing, but it's not particularly tasty. Lemon/Caper Chicken is tasty. When I've gone there, my favorite thing is being able to get 20 oz. Sam Adams on tap./

I know you're stuck in Japan and all, but SMH.

Hey, papa gundam, I ever get to the pacific noffwest, you're going to have to show me the ways of true beer. I know how sad it is that Sam Adams seems like a treat, even when I'm stateside. I've paid US$25 at current exchange rates for a single bottle of Arrogant Bastard, and that's the best beer I've ever imbibed in Japan.

Good Japanese beers exist, but they're not common in Osaka. I've looked; most locally brewed beers are both mediocre and more expensive than buying an import Hoegaarden or Duvel.

I really like Baird's stuff, but it ends up being $5 for a 12 oz. bottle here.

Himu · « **Reply #213 on:** August 25, 2011, 05:25:09 PM »

you're no longer my araboo

chronovore · « **Reply #214 on:** August 26, 2011, 12:03:53 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on August 25, 2011, 01:37:57 PM

I really like Baird's stuff, but it ends up being $5 for a 12 oz. bottle here.

Based on the prices at their website, that's actually quite a steal. The Japanese prices look to be 2800 yen for a six-pack.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #215 on:** August 26, 2011, 12:40:59 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on August 25, 2011, 02:38:36 AM

Quote from: Great Rumbler on August 24, 2011, 03:36:32 PM
Best place to get subs:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firehouse_Subs

this place owns

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Author Topic: Is Olive Garden humankind's most accurate representation of hell? (Read 23009 times)